Rated: Cute
Winning Caption: "And they said I wasn't good enough
for Baywatch!"
Rated: Cute
Winning Caption: "Mmmmm, nice
color, good thread count, but perhaps it needs a bit more
cushioning. . ."
Rated: Wild&Crazy
Winning Caption: "Yeesssssssss...for my next trick
after shredding all this cotton with my evil gaze, I will
TURN THE AIR BLUE FROM UNDER THIS CAPE!!! HARF-HARF-HARFFFF!!!"