Soft fleece puppy dog. No squeeker. This toy tests the theory
that Bostons destroy toys to get at the squeeker.
Cost/Location:
$3.99 at CVS.
Thrill:
The bloodlust elicited by these cute, cuddly toys was unsettling!
Beast Review:
reviewed
2002
"They made no noise as I bit them."
~ Bergamot Fur
"Silent...curious. I tried to make them squeek."
~ Emrys
Durability:
Decapitation occured in less than 30 seconds. Ears and tails
were plucked off like flower petals one by one. Then the the
headless bodies were shaken, worried and unstuffed.
Lifespan:
2 minutes.
Cost vs. Durability:
A very fleeting massacre when compared to the 3.99 price
tag.
Safety:
No squeeker or hard parts. All fleece and stuffing.
Soft fleece puppy dog. No squeeker. This toy tests the theory
that Bostons destroy toys to get at the squeeker.
