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                  | Howie was his name... adventure was his LIFE! |  Whoa doggie, who put a waterfall there?Howie was ready to earn his scout badge for rafting- it's now or never!Hey, where's the lido deck?did I just hear banjoes?That's Captain Howie to you!Hmph! Anything that gnome can do, I can do better!Howie wonders how he is supposed to use the ors when he has no thumbs.Captain Howie goes over the rules: 
1. Arms and legs must be kept in the kayak at all times. . . . .Well if Snoopy can win the great canoe race and he's a Beagle then surely a Boston Terrier in a kyak can!Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!Row, row, row, your boat- gently down the stream; throw your Mama overboard and listen to her scream:   HOWIE!!Lewis and Clark got nothin on Howie!Let's shoot those rapids!Hey! You are going to come steer this thing, right?!Avast there me hearties!!!!! Let us sniff your booty or you'll walk the plank!THIS WEEKS EPISODE OF HOWIE VS. NATURE:  HOWIE KAYAKS TO THE NEXT CAMPSITE FOR HOTDOGS AND SPOTS THE DEADLY BLACK AND WHITE KITTY WITH THE STINKY TAIL!And if you look over there you will see WERE I ABOUT TO GO OVER A WATERFALLHis kayak loaded with biscuits, Capt'n Howie takes on another adventure to find the elusive monster dogfish of the Amazon!Riding out the Flood in Nashville.Trying to rescue my peeps from the flood in Nashville.Nothing is as rapid as a Boston!"Row faster! I need wind in my face!"Rolling down the river!!This is What Creek and here I am without a paddle!?!?In an attempt to float the river Howie lost 3 oxen, a wagon axel, 300 lbs of food and Gina contracted cholera...What a Ride!!!! Do it again ..DO it Again,,, yeah yeah!!!thats the ticket!!!!!WaaaHooooo!!!  Let's do THAT again!!!Prince Howie the NavigatorAfter they went tubing down the river, Howie pimped his ride!My kingdom for opposable thumbs!!Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeemeep meepPADDLE!? How the heck do I do that?!!I hope the wind doesn't mess up my hair!Look mom! no hands!Although his new ride greatly impressed the ladies, what Howie REALLY wanted was dry land and a cookie.Hold On! The rapids are ahead!Row, Row, Row, Row!I'm not afraid of the water, just dueling banjos.It's Bond, Howie Bond...007Row, row, row your boat...Just love that spray on my handsome faceThat's Howie does itA Wild & Crazy Guy!woo hoo!!!!!  get down with your bad self, Howie!Come join me for a ride!!  I am ready to go!I'm Howie, world adventurer, please hop aboard.I just love the great out doors!Happy Howie does the rapids.Howie was not happy with his decision to try to ford the riverAhhh...just another day on the river.  Life is good.Howie loved the great outdoors and was always the first to go white water kayaking!Rock'n Rooooollll!!!COMING SOON!!
"Master & Commander - Far Side of the World - the prequel"That was awesome.  Lets do it again!!!Full Speed ahead!!I'm king of the world!Help is on the way....Yeeha!  I love vacations!  ICEBERG ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!There is nothing like a nice ride on the water on a hot summer dayWoo Hoo, what a ride!"That's right! I run this ship!"sit right back and we'll hear a tale...Ummm does this qualify as 'up s**t creek without a paddle'?Now where's my sushi?I'm king of the world!Holy Crap!Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fatefull trip...Catain Howie has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. Please prepare for turbulence.I need some sunglassesUmm...guys?...This doesn't look promising!David Hasselhoff eat your heart out!I Howie, am the star in the remake of deliverance. Michael row your boat ashore- halllllelllllluuuuuujah!Hey, do I hear banjos?Some people say that Bostons are a little hyper.
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