The Winning Caption is:

• Ozzie realized to his horror that the spacing between the 2nd and 3rd pickets was too wide for code.
• Ozzie is shocked- shocked- at the poor quality of millwork these days.
• Good lord! This new balustrade is oak, not cherry! It will clash with the dinette set!
• Ozzie immediately regretted watching the movie; “The Children under the Stairs”
• Hello Clairice.....
• Ozzie takes the job of "Lookout" very seriously.
• Someone!! GET THE BUTTER....my head is stuck again!!!!
• I ordered a flight of ales with amber finishes at this beer tasting -- not a flight of ballisters with walnut finishes!
• Why do they always make ME choose the new stain finish???
• Ackk!! I wanted Queen Anne style, not Early American!
• Ozzie had to go directly to jail and could not collect his $200 for passing GO!
• Did anyone else hear that noise???
• I am the great and powerful Wizard of Ozzie!
• Only Ozzie expects the Spanish Inquisition!
• You just wait, just wait till I get outta here. You, are dead meat!
• HEEEERE'S JOHNNY!
• ...and what to my wondering eyes should appear but--- leprechauns?!?
• Ozzie is spooked by spokes.
• So many table legs to chew on; so little time...
• Cujo is a very scary movie!
• Do you think my head would fit through?
• OMG They're home early. We have to pick up this mess!
• "Come on Bowser, bring me the key"
• 10 more days and I'll be out for good behavior!
• No body puts Ozzie behind bars!
• Ozzie hides behind the banister as his arch enemy is brought into the room -- the fire breathing vacuum cleaner!
• If I don't move, he won't see me. Help me moma.
• Keepin an eye out on the way to freedom!
• I SWEAR TO YOU!!! I did NOT take the steak off the table!! PPLLLEEASEEE lemme out!!
• Ozzie is planning his great escape.
• Ozzie clenches at the idea of going through airport security after having had bean burritos for lunch.
• Don't ask, just pay my bail.
• 8, 9, 10, ... Here I come!!
• I'm bustin' outa this joint, see...wooden bars can't hold me, see (James Cagney)
• I'm Innocent! I Say, Innocent! That cat's a liar!
• I was framed!
• I better hide
• I am so sorry, I didn't mean to eat your shoe!
• Do I hear R A I N ?
• Psst. this is Ozzie, jail break tonight fellas!
• Ozzie: "I didn't really want to be cast as a guard dog in this Horror movie. Somebody help!!"
• Is that you Santa Claus??????????
• never do anything like this kids!!
• bread and water!?!? sis said it was bacon deluxe w/ side of doggie biscuts..... man i did this for nothing....
• "Nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how!"
• 20 years! What do you mean 20 years?
• Is the cat wearing my raiders jersey again?? MOM!!!
• Ozzie wasn't sure if he should laugh or cry.
• Ozzie does his imitation of Cathy Bates.
• hello clarice
• Do you think they can see me?
• I know what you did last summer.
• He was assigned the watchdog post for one reason, He ALWAYS has his eye on you.
• Geez! I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!
• ...and this is why Ozzie never wins at "Hide and Seek!"
• When I'm parolled, I promise to go strait!
• I'll have the 'flight' of table legs, please.
• WHO'S that kissing Santa Claus????
• I am Keyser Soze!

Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)

• Help!! Lucy is on her way for pre-lock down inspection!
• What was that noise? Did Leo fart?
  

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