boston terrier photo of the week
Special Guest Star: boston terrier photo of the week Ozzie

Rated: Funny

The Winning Caption is:

Ozzie hears the bath water...

Outstanding Submissions:

  • Ozzie realized to his horror that the spacing between the 2nd and 3rd pickets was too wide for code.
  • Ozzie is shocked- shocked- at the poor quality of millwork these days.
  • Good lord! This new balustrade is oak, not cherry! It will clash with the dinette set!
  • Ozzie immediately regretted watching the movie; “The Children under the Stairs”
  • Hello Clairice.....
  • Ozzie takes the job of "Lookout" very seriously.
  • Someone!! GET THE head is stuck again!!!!
  • I ordered a flight of ales with amber finishes at this beer tasting -- not a flight of ballisters with walnut finishes!
  • Why do they always make ME choose the new stain finish???
  • Ackk!! I wanted Queen Anne style, not Early American!
  • Ozzie had to go directly to jail and could not collect his $200 for passing GO!
  • Did anyone else hear that noise???
  • I am the great and powerful Wizard of Ozzie!
  • Only Ozzie expects the Spanish Inquisition!
  • You just wait, just wait till I get outta here. You, are dead meat!
  • ...and what to my wondering eyes should appear but--- leprechauns?!?
  • Ozzie is spooked by spokes.
  • So many table legs to chew on; so little time...
  • Cujo is a very scary movie!
  • Do you think my head would fit through?
  • OMG They're home early. We have to pick up this mess!
  • "Come on Bowser, bring me the key"
  • 10 more days and I'll be out for good behavior!
  • No body puts Ozzie behind bars!
  • Ozzie hides behind the banister as his arch enemy is brought into the room -- the fire breathing vacuum cleaner!
  • If I don't move, he won't see me. Help me moma.
  • Keepin an eye out on the way to freedom!
  • I SWEAR TO YOU!!! I did NOT take the steak off the table!! PPLLLEEASEEE lemme out!!
  • Ozzie is planning his great escape.
  • Ozzie clenches at the idea of going through airport security after having had bean burritos for lunch.
  • Don't ask, just pay my bail.
  • 8, 9, 10, ... Here I come!!
  • I'm bustin' outa this joint, see...wooden bars can't hold me, see (James Cagney)
  • I'm Innocent! I Say, Innocent! That cat's a liar!
  • I was framed!
  • I better hide
  • I am so sorry, I didn't mean to eat your shoe!
  • Do I hear R A I N ?
  • Psst. this is Ozzie, jail break tonight fellas!
  • Ozzie: "I didn't really want to be cast as a guard dog in this Horror movie. Somebody help!!"
  • Is that you Santa Claus??????????
  • never do anything like this kids!!
  • bread and water!?!? sis said it was bacon deluxe w/ side of doggie biscuts..... man i did this for nothing....
  • "Nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how!"
  • 20 years! What do you mean 20 years?
  • Is the cat wearing my raiders jersey again?? MOM!!!
  • Ozzie wasn't sure if he should laugh or cry.
  • Ozzie does his imitation of Cathy Bates.
  • hello clarice
  • Do you think they can see me?
  • I know what you did last summer.
  • He was assigned the watchdog post for one reason, He ALWAYS has his eye on you.
  • Geez! I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!
  • ...and this is why Ozzie never wins at "Hide and Seek!"
  • When I'm parolled, I promise to go strait!
  • I'll have the 'flight' of table legs, please.
  • WHO'S that kissing Santa Claus????
  • I am Keyser Soze!

Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)

  • Help!! Lucy is on her way for pre-lock down inspection!
  • What was that noise? Did Leo fart?



Great captions everyone!
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