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                  | Yeah, though I flop in the valley of death, I shall fear no kitteh for it's been declawed. |  
                Momma said "Knock You Out"Tucker tries to see things from the cat's point of view.That catnip IS awesome!They don't call us Tucker and Pouncy for nothing!Float like a butterfly-sting like a bee-never underestimate the power of KITTEH!Pouncy pondered the thought that one swift pull on the blanket would end Tucker's relentless camera mugging for good. Sneak attack on a bare belly in 5....4....3....2....I am not sure what exactly happen...I was up there and then suddenly I was falling and I was down here and she was up there. Pouncy slowly realizes that Tuckers impression of a Pez dispenser is going to yield no tasty treatsIs Pouncey taking the bait? oohh, c'mon cat, just try pouncing on my nice trampoline-like belly....Although small, Pouncy packed quite a punch.Iz in yer howze, nokkin yer beest flatPouncy: "I am a flawless assasin and I wait for my moment to strike...."
Tucker: "Maybe if I just hold still and play dead he will leave..."Pouncy quietly and methodically plots her revenge on Tucker... Tucker auditions for a job at the Pussy Cat ClubOkay, ready Pouncy?  One syllable...sounds like "red"...Scratch my belly? ...no, scratch my belly?....noCome on Pouncy, rub my belly!Pouncy is teaching a dog new tricks.I give up. You really are the king of the jungle.Tucker was just 'tuckered' after Pouncy finish 'pouncing' on him.Yeah, that's right.  I'm king of the couch.Hey ya dawgs,
I've got this one under control. Lunch!!!Yes, Queen Kitty, I am your servant.OK, take me!!Plotting my next move upon the unsuspecting dog.  They don't call me Pouncy for kicks.Tucker may look tough, but Pouncy quickly discovered that he has a glass jaw.Pouncey- Pouncy kitteh!
Floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee!Blow of the kitteh right punch.Pouncy thought..." he's just plum TUCKER'D OUT.."Well...we call this one BOSTON cheesecake...Ugh why does the cat always steal the back of the couchI like to let Pouncy think (s)he's tough.Pouncy!  I saaaaiiid I'm going to be Rapunzel...my red hair is flowing here, now come save me!  You can be next...Tucker would soon learn the reason they named the kitteh "Pouncy"...Kitty the King: "I wonder when he'll get tired of playing dead".You know you want us.If I doode i I get a whippin'...I doode it!Excuse me...do you see a kitten sitting behind me?Tucker likes the "Upside Down" view of the tv while Pouncy could deal without his view...If I play dead long enough, maybe the kitteh will get bored and leave!MOM!  Tucker stole your blanket again!My lil minion...Rub my BELLY!!!Come on scratch my tummy.. Just a little..Come on .. I won't bite...My lil minion...Rub my BELLY!!!Pounchy the Kitteh- 1      Tucker- 0Tucker's flagrant nudity did not set well with the cat.It's Tuckers world, we just live in it!I'm all tuckered out.Hmm, should I pounce on Tucker?Tucker often has the creepy feeling he is being watched, though he can never figure out why. Hey Pounce... can you hand me the remote, I'm in a good spot here...and there layed tucker..awaiting for pouncy the kitten to pounceBask in the ambience, bask in the ambience!Pouncy's plan to eliminate all the dogs from the planet starts with right here with Tucker.As life left Tucker's body, he could feel his foe's proud eyes burn into his skin...then no more.Get up Pouncy and do me a favor cuz I can't move! Could you get something for my sunburned belly?Pouncy: *Yawn* This was an easy victim. I must prepare for my next one... then onto world domination!Tucker: Pouncy? Pouncy?! Where are you, you little bugger?! I can't move! What did you put into my water this time?!Pouncy, next time it's your turn to chase that ball. I'm beat!Pouncy.."Come here and I'll give you some more big boy."
Tucker..."I think I need a doctor." Is that what I'm gonna look like when I grow up?give me a minute---I'll be okay---these stripes make me dizzyNo Pouncy, leave me alone.  I'm too tuckered out to play anymore.*sigh*.....is he still there?I'm not looking at you.  I'm not looking at you.  I'm not looking at you.Tucker give some of the blanket. No ime trying ta be a pig in da blancet Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous 
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                See Mica - istead of having to look UP you just turn on your back and...MUCH more comfy!  Safer, too!Tucker just saw last week's photo. He's catatonic.
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