The Winning Caption is:

• Many people don't realize that the stink eye is a long tradition that dates back to the Egyptians.
• No matter how hard you try you are never gonna wash away my stink eye!
• ...before he settled on the traditional black, Darth Ivan tried an Earth Tone look on the recommendation of his stylist.
• and thats why you don't play with skunks...
• Ivan always believed he was Mother Teresa reincarnated.
• Ivan ponders his revenge.
• Matchmaker,matchmaker. Make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch.
• I KNEW IT!..Soap and water DOES remove ears!
• Ivan says (in Queen Elizabehan voice) We Are Not Amused!!!
• Stick out your hand, and I will tell you your fortune.
• Does she really think this will stop me from rolling in that stuff again tomorrow?
• Luke, I am your father.
• What do you mean Whistler's Mother???
• Shalom. I am Ivan of the Royal Order of the Towel Gods.
• Quaker dog does not approve.
• Oh! The humanity.
• "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me, He's just a poor boy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity"
• shave and a haircut, two bits!!
• Ivan, the most recent nominee to the British Parliament. Hear ye hear ye.
• "Why do so many people search for the meaning of life. Just live one squeeky toy at a time"
• Ivan, the construction "expediter," is best bargained with in the steam rooms of his social club.
• Do you have a dog bathing license, lady??
• O.K. Now tell them what else you did with the wash cloth !!!
• The steam room was too steamy.
• "Vee haf vays of making you talk! They don't call me Ivan the Terrible for nothing!"
• "Yes, Mom... I'll be sure to remember to wash behind my ears."
• Rubber Ducky, your the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.. ;)
• You mean by this i can shrink my big ears?
• Mother Teresa reincarnated
• Meshuggah! This water better be Kosher! (אידיוט! האם מים זה כשר )
• Ivan, a cold shower and cold washrag on the head do nothing to help the hangover!
• (King Tut) how'dja get so funky? (Funky Tut) They say you do the monkey. (Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia... King Tut)
• I think this qualifies as bath time stink eye.
• Oh MY! I need the hair of the dog...
• "Yes...I am the reincarnation of Yassir Arafat...what's it to ya?!"
• I am the Sheik of Araby, you love belongs to me !
• ...Ivan's headshot as a Sphinx 2.0 candidate...
• My dear Ivan Theresa, please pray for us!
• Come with me my children, I shall take you to the promised land.
• we spend most our lives livin' in an omish paradise.
• I'll get you for this!
• Ivan always play STAR WARS Storm trooper while in the tub
• Oy! Gevalt!
• "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
• Ivan's imitation of King Tut
• go ahead, laugh....I dare you!
• I hate you!!!
• The Pharaoh Ivan contemplates letting Moses' people go.
• Ivan topped off his King Tut impersonization by singing "Walk Like an Egyptian . . . "
• Ivan had clearly been watching WItness too many times this summer
• So, you've never a Boston take a shpritz?
• What? A guy can't color his hair?
• Spreek je Deutsch ?
• Ivan's bathtime musings:"Does this washcloth make me look like an Amish lady?"
• Bath time is bad enough without it being a photo op for Mom.
• What a gorgeous Boston pout, I wanna kiss it!
• The ancient spirits of Cairo are on their way. Be scared!
• Mark & Chelsea's first born
• I can't watch Animal Planet because of our Amish traditions.
• Mr. Arafat was kind enough to lend me his head covering..
• So, after we thoroughly wet the scalp, we apply the conditioner.....
• Ivan was preparing for his Bath-mitz-vah.
• You tell me to walk like an Egyptian, and I'm gonna poop in your shoe.
• So by the time I got to the theatre the only part left was the little Dutch girl...
• Ivan's thinking now that eating that soap maybe wasn't such a good idea.
• Of course you know, this means war...
• You think this is funny now wait til you look in the mirrow tomorrow morning....
• I vant to be alone...
• I definitely feel some kvetching coming on.
• Oh yeah, I loooove getting my ears steamed.
• All the components were in place, but try as he might, Ivan just couldn't perfect that Mona Lisa smile.
• "Why you no call grandma anymore?"
• I haven't decided if I'm going to poop in your shoes or eat your shoes... It's a surprise :)
• The Bachelor Party was fun...until the morning after.
• Just wait, you ain't seen nothin yet!!
• So I like a nice bath once in a while. What's it to you?
• I warned you about what I would do the next time you gave me a bath...
• You just think you are so funny. I'll show you funny...
• You know this look...it means trouble.
• The only thing missing here it the church bells...
• I think my new job as a Nun has gone way too far...
• Who knew being baptised would be so wet?
• At least now You have to clean the tub.
• Hey, this is gonna ruin my dirty rep.
• The Sphinx thinks tub time stinks!
• shalom
• You notice... I'm not smiling!
• Just because I'm clean NOW, doesn't mean i still can't give you the stinky eye!!
• I hope the A/C gets fixed soon.
• oi vey....
• Time to start the applesauce, Mable
• Quilts not finished yet.
• Ivan tries out for the Old Dutch cleanser commercial
• Hey! what are you lookin at im just tryin to take my bath in peace!! GOSH LEAVE ME ALONE! :)
• Oy! You call dis a mikvah? Dis ain't fit for DOGS!
• I'm gonna tell Pharaoh on you!
• I have traveled many miles,across the scorching desert to tell you...it's time for my bath.
• Dose anybody know the meaning of privacy these days?
• Rabbi Ivan, gives you the evil eye.
• Ivan was underfoot again when mommy was doing the dishes.
• I was just touching up the gray...
• Like his hero, Mother Teresa, Ivan has the patience of a saint.
• Why dogs bite people.
• This shower cap is so girlie.
• say 3 hail Mary's and an our father my child.
• mozel!!
• Boston Babuska
• Boston, steeped to a "tea".
• I am NOT an Amish woman!!
• There's nothing like a long snooze after a great bath...can I go now?
• Thats "Honerable Judge Ivan" thank you.
• If this picture gets out, say goodbye to your pillows!!! dont test me woman.
• boy howdy..ivan's got some stink eye going on!!! lol
• That Amish woman sure looks like a Boston Terrier.
• MATCH MAKER, MATCH MAKER, MAKE ME A MATCH, FIND ME A FIND, CATCH ME A CATCH
• Ummmmm...a day at the spa. Life doesn't get much better than this!
• It has been a really, really hot summer
• Why do you do this to me?
• Yente does not approve of this match! (Fiddler on the roof)
• Don't you think am much better looking than Jasser Arrafat with a cloth on my head.....? Uh?
• yes grasshopper, what knowledge do you seek
• There may be bugs on some of you mugs / But there ain't no bugs on me.
• It means the bath is OVER!
• First Doggie Day Care...Now Dog Spas!
• Proving that Mother Theresa loved everyone, they even let Boston's join the order.
• Let my people go!
• Rabbi Ivan is not amused.
• No matte how hard i/you try the stink will never go away....
• King tut lives
• All hail Pharoh! Emperor of Egypt!
• What yu mean "rinse an' repeat?"
• Ivan: You better have a good reason why you washed me.
• Agh, I got soap in my eye!
• Ugh, why won't this black stuff scrub off my nose?
• How do I use this thing to scrub my body?
• Do ya dig the wig?
• These stripes really seem to slim my figure.
• ...Is it just me.. or are my ears missing?
• --evil eye--
• Eh. I'm gunna need a mustache to go with this wig
• Whatchu' lookin at, doc? Ain't neva seen a naked dog before?
• What's so bad about a man gettin in touch with his feminine side?
• Mazel Tov Rabbi Ivan
• Honey, Rabbi Ivan is here for the bris.

Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)

• Aha! Ivan's apparent hangover explains why Lucy Amena Marie was so "down" in last week's picture. You know what they say, "Dogs of a feather..."
• Like the Gooch before him, no amount of scrubbing would wash away Ivan's stink eye. [PPP]
  

Comments:

• What an expression! Priceless...
• From the look on Ivan's face, you should probably be sure to pick up all shoes for the next 24 hours!
• HOW CUTE!
• adorable and funny!
• awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats so funny lol