• phoebe loves going to the spa and getting pampers...i mean pampered
• Poor pitiful Phoebe pooped - paying painfully pernicious, pensive penalty.
• Phoebe understood enough about safety protocol to know that if any situation necessitates a flotation device, you are going to need a diaper too.
• Alas, no swimming party today.
• When you said you were gonna give me a donut this is not what I pictured
• "No one puts baby under a horseshoe!"
• Phoebe's family proudly introduce their adopted 'Boston' to the world!
• Auuggghh! I knew I shouldn't have had that last drink at Bergamot's birthday party.
• Why do I need a diaper?! I've been potty trained for MONTHS now?!! And this new collar you got me is just WAY too big!
• (sigh) I feel like a dork.
• While the blue collar helped with the whiplash Phoebe felt the diaper was too much even if the Dr did say ‘complete’ bed rest.
• I have been humiliated to the nth degree.
• Got my swimming trunks on, my floaty ring, now I just need to find a pool.
• Lovin me some Phoebe!! Love her pants
• I'm goin swimmin. YAY!!!
• ok mom, I am ready to go swimming.
• Red blanket-$10 Diaper-$2 Blue neck pillow-$10 Suckling will all three things-priceless
• Great - this is what I get for trying to use the toilet.
• Rock a bye Phoebe!!
• This is so humiliating!
• "What Not To Wear" called to tell Phoebe that they'd be RIGHT over!
• If a horse shoe is supposed to bring good luck,then why am I wearing a diaper and hearing Billy Joel songs?
• If it's not Halloween why am I dressed like this?
• Why am I wearing this thing around my neck whey it's my butt that hurts?
• Doughnut? This doesn't smell like a doughnut or look like a doughnut and there's no sugar anywhere. Mom, I know this is no doughnut.
• Phoebe wakes up from a rough night out with the girls vowing to never ever eat the worm again.
• This is just so humiliating!!!
• I thought they said sugary not surgery.
• Mommy, I don't feel so good.
• This is just soooooo humiliating......where did I go wrong?
• I think this donut is too big, isn't is supposed to be on the other end?
• I don't think this headrest is working right!
• (Sigh), it is so difficult being a girl!
• what the whats on my butt
• Why can't they just do invitro like everyone else?
• Well, at least it's not a bearskin rug
• Just because the dog in the Budweiser commercials is black & white, too, doesn't mean I'm giong into showbiz- and I certainly won't pull the beer wagon!!
• Big, blue donuts give me diarrhea....
• I didn't know it was so easy, to get a toilet seat stuck on your head!
• I know I'm the baby of the family, but this is ridiculous. Where's my Teddy?
• "And you thought YOU had problems...."
• maybe i can perfect my swimming skills here, then blow everyone out of the water at the pool!
• Oh how am I ever gonna explain this...thanks Mom!
• I always wondered why my mom called it "The Curse"..now I understand!
• PMS has gotten the best of Phoebe this week.
• Sometimes a girl just needs a spa night.
• What happens at the spa, stays at the spa.
• i look like an idiot......but im cute.......help me!
• These spring showers are gettin rediculous !
• I only wet the bed once ...dont you think this is overkill..
• Okay Im ready to watch Titanic !
• If I have to wear Dads "donut" then he has to wear my diaper fair is fair !
• I don't know which is more embarassing...the diaper or the whoopie cushion!
• Nobody likes me- everybody hates me- think I'll go eat worms!
• If only Phoebe was a floppy earred B.T. she'd be able to pull her head out of the hole!
• look at the baby!
• Phoebe just hopes her prom date never sees this picture....
• See how good I do in this red water!!
• It's important to take care of yourself "That Time of the Month"!
• I don't get it, it said "cherry" in the catalog, but this doesn't taste like cherries...
• Mommy....I think this is a bit over kill and explain the reason for the floaty again?
• Great. Now all I need is a pool and a pacifier. Thanks.
• Phoebe takes the Lava Game very seriously. She has taken every precaution for staying 'on the raft'.
• Phoebe's rendition of "Yankee Doodle Dandy" is not quite ready for prime time.
• Those humans of mine -- Will they ever learn not to disturb the dog's way of arranging blankies!!!! Now I have to fix it right again. Oh well, they do give me food that is a good tradeoff but still.
• If I stay very still and stare at the ground, they wont see me, I'll be invisible.
• Phoebe enjoys her day of pampering at the Boston Spa, with the new vibrating neck massager
• Diaper... check. Inflatable collar... check. Yep. I feel like crap.
• At some level, I sense a betrayal has occurred.
• To be or not to be cute... despite the handicaps... that is the question.
• I'm having a very stressful day
• Wonder why some dogs bite their owners???
• Why do I need this neck brace? Thats not where it hurts.
• Phobe spent as much time as possible warming up for her outdoor potty training,hoping her family would forget it again today.
• you don't have to advertise that I have incontenance.
• In place of a discreet pair of sweats to cover my diapers, they got me this stupid hemorrhoidal pillow.
• They went on vacation and all I got was a stupid pillow.
• Despite all the precautions she took, Phoebe still didn't feel safe and sound.
• Chewing foofy and hanging out. "hey I'm feeling something warm back there!"
• Mom...are we taking another plane trip?
• If the ship sinks, I'm ready!

Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)

• I am not feeling this outfit. I want a sweater and hat like Kaycee and Kipper. [PPP]
  

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****Phoebe is fine everyone! Thanks for all the well wishes. She had surgery and needed to wear the soft e-collar and some protection while she healed. She is feeling great now!

~The LittleBeasts Crew