Smudge stares in amazement as Jakku shows him the real meaning
of the "Stink Eye"!
- Well you tell the Dalai Lama this is Jakku's turf!
- I swear...it's just like looking in a mirror...
- Look, Smudge, I already told you, I am NOT wearing a dinner
- I don't trust anything with a tail!!
- My sign is "Beware of Dog".
- does anyone else smell that?
- Hey, all I did was ask you over for a cup of tea! That's no
reason to --- Oh, that means "sure thing" in Tibetan?
- Smudge: I know what you did last night!
- A wary Jakku listens as Smudge tries to blackmail her.
- Although skeptical, Jakku thinks... With a name like Smudge
the Lhasa has to be good.
- im not sure if i really like you yet smudge.
- One inch closer, fluffy, you are a dead dawg.
- Hey Jakku, you smell like your hiding something.
- My ears might be big. But at least I dont have a screwed up
- "Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?"
- *What Did You Say About Me*
- OOOH, Darling, i jus'love what your hair dresser has done
with your hair.
- Did you eat garlic last night?
- Jakku says "Are you talking to me?"
- Hey Smudge, ya mind sniffin' my butt for me? I'm a lil' rusty!
- Kiss me again you crazy Lhasa Apso and I'll show you where
the name "terrier" comes from!
- Keep that mop covered nose to yourself, Fluffy!
- What you talkin about Willis!!!!
- friend or foe? play or fight?
- Hey!! You lookin' at me?!!!
- Well kid, I'm not an optometrist but I think that eye looks
- OK, let me peel off some raw dope for you bro... I am in charge...
oh and don't sniff my butt.
- You do know that Boston's kiss on the lips-come closer, I'll
- No, I DON'T want to hear your shaggy dog story, thank you
- Gee... I wonder who Smudge's hairdresser is??? Needs to use
- No Mom, I will not come out. I'm sulking, alright??
- LISTEN SMUDGE MY HAIR DRESSER CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR YOU,
DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!!!
- YES YES THAT IS OD'DEBOSTON I'M WEARING
- Ok, so we each go to our own treats store, and, then meet
up for a PETicure at 1-ish?
- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SMUDGE I DID FART! THAT'S WHAT WE BOSTON'S
- Jakku:"...long-haired hippie..."
- What's you talkin bout Willis??
- what u talkin' 'bout?
- Yea...can you BELIEVE they make me wear this stupid thing...it's
like they think I'm a Lhasa Apso or something...I mean.....
- One step closer and I'll sick my person on you!
- You are a very hairy Boston Terrier!
- Sorry Jakku, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. ( Lightbulb!
) Buuuttttt.... no one said anything about sniffing... or barking...
or touching... hahaha... go loopholes!!!
- AND SO WE MEET AGAIN.... (cue the music)
- Pardon me, but would you have any Gray Poupon????????
- What you looking at?
- My mama's gonna kick your mama's butt!
- You need a haircut, dude.
- YES, YOU DO NEED A TIC TAC!!!
- Look i wore my tuxedo atlesat you could've brushed your hair
- No i haven't heard the one about the boston that walks into
a bar how does it go?
- So do you come here often?
- That winter coat is so last season smudge!!!
- Wha'you say about my Mama?!?!
- You know, I can see right through ya...it is time to come
out of the closet and say you are Boston...
- Step back Smudge, you are starting to look familiar to me
- something about you and my rawhide bone........
- Gentleman and the Tramp
- Make one move Smudge and I'll run you down, shave your mop,
and eat your food before you even blink!
- Jakku says, "My bite IS bigger than my bark, One more inch
and you'll find out!"
- Ooooo! You look like one of my chew toys!
- Nice hair Smudge!!
- You lookin at me? Let's go outside. Oh wait, we already are!
- The great Jakku eyes his opponent Smudge before pulling out
the patented "butt-sniff" move.
- YOUR NOT A BOSTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
- Hey, did I tell you that there are homemade treats on the
corner? SHHHHH. We don't need to let the others hear.
- I most certainly do not 'quiero taco bell'
- I'm about to bust out my kung foo if you don't stop lookin'
- why are you looking at me like that??
- Smudge I have told you before, I don't kiss other dogs!
- What you lookin' at bitch?
- Get a haircut kid!
- Okay Mullet Mutt, where'd you stash my 3 other socks?
- Mom! Get me out of here!
- Hey guy lets snif
- Smudge: Hey you smell familiar Jakku: I don't think I like
- I already told you once...it was a one night thing only and
- Giving Smudge the ol' stink eye didn't seem to be working
for Jakku very well.
- "Are you looking at Me?"
- No, I shave REGULARLY.
- Okay, now I know that mop should have a handle.
- Yes, perhaps a very, very, good grooming salon would be able
to help you look as nice as me...but, somehow I doubt it.
- Psst! Don't look now, but I think that's Tinkerbell over there!
- Did I not tell you to have a haircut...?
- What you talkin' about, Smudge
- Feeling lucky punk... Well do ya!!!
- So Smudge, where has that nose been?
- Okay, is it a mop or a beast?
- do you smell here often???
- "look into my eyes not around the eyes"
- What are YOU looking at?!
- "The staring contest began 30 minutes ago"....Black Jack swore
after his horrible lose last time that he would never lose again....CAN
NOT BLINK, CAN NOT BLINKKK....
- do you feel lucky? huh? do you? punk...
- Are you SURE we're both dogs???
- Whathu talkin' 'bout, Smudge?
- Back off, MAN!
- Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at me? Are you LOOKING
- Smudge - "Do I have milkbone and grass in my teeth?" Jakku
- "Neh, you're good!"
- wut u lookin at furrball?!?
- are you looking at me? are you looking at me? you must be
looking at me, i'm the only one here.
- Don't make me tell you again!
- Smudge: Can ya tell me where's the dog park? Jakku: Can you
speak a little louder? I can't hear you!!!
- Hey, what you do last night? Anything I might think to be
fun.Tell me please.
- COME ANY CLOSER; AND I'LL BITE YOUR NOSE!
- "Whatchoo lookin at Smudge?"
- What-chu talkin' bout Smudge?!
- don't` even think about it
- You're lucky we're tied up, fur ball!
- "do i know you?"
- HEY! You don't know me like THAT!!!
- don't look me in the eyes!
- So Dr. Smudge, We meet again.
- uhhh, it looks like a dog uhhh, it smells like a dog
- Move over I'm walking her!
- Jakku: I'm sorry, I don't date guys with longer hair than
me. Smudge: Well you must not date alot of guys!
- make one wrong move smudge and i can't be held responsible
for my actions.
- i dare you to cross the line!!!!!!
- Don't make me come any closer.
- Dude, you need a trip to the groomer!
- "..You wish you never ever met me at all."
- Hey Jakku!do you want to know a secret?!?
- They told me not to trust those shaggy dogs.
- Are you sure you turn right at the next corner?
- "one false move and your going down!"
- Looks like a Boston, smells like a Boston, it must be a Boston!!
- i got something in my eye, can you you get it out for me?
- (western music) 1...2...3... DRAW!!!
- Momma said knock you out!
- Sniff me and you DIE!
- "Hey," says Smudge, "do you know why they never let us dogs
talk to each other?"
- Says Jakku, "you betta don't!"
- Says Jakku, "are you looking at my human?!"
- Get off my street Smudge! And Don't make me have to say it
- Jakku gives smudge his best stink eye and says "Back off fur
- First Rocky, now Smudge: they all want bangs!
- Smudge: Dude what happened to your eye?! Jakku: Slappy snuck
into my house and attacked me. The cat's gone nuts!
- Jazzy is my alter ego - this is what I'm really like!
- Jakku: ..and they were sleeping with a WHIPPET!! Smudge: *shocked
- This photo reminds me of the time I met some one really spazy
that I couldn't trust or can I?
- I have the same two breeds of dogs. They're hysterical together
- I think we have two dogs in love.Do u think the same?
- My boston is just like that!!!
- That is so CUTE!!!!!
- That dog is the cutest thing i have ever seen...i love how
the hair is like a orangeish brown color to it...its adorable!
- i love tttttthhhhhhheeeeeemmmmm
- cute because one fancies the other one and the other one doesn't.
Great captions everyone!
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