Winning Caption: This had better not go in the yearbook!

• Bananas rule. Pass it on.
• I don't know if you know this but I do have a girlfriend.
• None of my other toys have ever hugged back!
• One night stands never work out for me, they always want to cuddle afterwards!
• What happens in VEGAS, stays in VEGAS!
• Is he gone? Is he gone yet?
• OMG...What do you mean you handcuffed your hands together and lost the key?
• What do you mean I married him?
• Nine little monkeys jumpin' on a bed...One fell off and is eatin' my head!
• Okay, this time you be the perp and put ME in a choke hold!
• Talk about a Kung Fu grip!!!
• Help, gasp, can't breathe. Ape... got me... took my ear, gasp... hurry.
• Mom, this makes me look fruity
• How many drinks... did I have last night??
• No No I am neutered, not gay
• Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this my mama said.
• Are you allowed to wear puple after Labor Day?????
• Nobody Move. I think there is something following me!
• Does this monkey make my butt look fat?
• Aston knows that he forgot his meds whenever Cheecho shows up.
• I'm gonna love you and squeeze you and hug you and kiss you and call you George.
• Removed from his habitat, Pinky the Gorilla mistakes Aston for a ripe banana...or a ripe mate--we may never know.
• Aston: Personally, pink gorilla scarves are so last season...sigh of disgust.
• Come on Ash baby and give me some wild monkey love!
• ooo foood..... oh an the monkey
• mummy its scaring me!
• "ok lets get down to business.. an stop monkeying around"
• Hang on tight Chita, I'm swinging over to get Jane.
• And I thought that "monkey on your back" was just a phrase! Help Me !!!!
• Get this monkey off my back, will ya?
• Mom what have you done to me!!!!!! Do I have to carry this thing around forever?
• who does he think he is?
• Take my picture please, put in on your calander for July. Just look how pretty I am.
• I have a monkey on my back and need doggie therapy!
• Aston, I gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!!!
• Geeeeez... talk about a monkey on your back!
• IT'S ALIVE!!!
• Help!!! I can't get this monkey off my back!
• That's it!!! No more tropical drinks for me!!!! You never know who you're gonna pick up!!!!!
• Since trying to break his addiction to puppy treats, Aston has had a monkey on his back.
• I think we may need to take a trip to the vet....suddenly this pink growth appeared overnight.
• I don't know, she was just too clingy.
• Have you ever had one of those days, where you just cant shake the monkey off your back.
• Will someone help me get this monkey off my back!
• Get this Flamin' monkey off my back?
• im just so like gourgous!
• Albatross around the neck , but a monkey... please .
• I don't know what this is, but it's hugging too hard!
• Wow, talk about having a monkey on your back!!!!
• What is this? This is the most wonderful thing ever! Soft, fluffy, tender fur to chew!
• OK that is it somebody is going to find a nice suprise in the bed
• "Get this crazy-looking beast off of me!" - Gary Gorilla
• What is this thing and why is it hugging me?!
• okay? can somebody tell me why i have a giant gorrila stuck to me!
• Rehab anyone - I have to get this monkey off my back
• Help me Mommy! This thing smells funny.
• SOMEBODY,GET THIS PURPLE MONKEY OFF OF ME!!!!!
• The plague of pink apes is apon us!It's too late for me! Save yourself!!
• Talk about having a monkey on your back... mine just had to be pink!
• There wasn't much the doctors could do for the BT. The rare purple fuzzy monkey tumor had spread too far.
• OOOWEEEE PePe' Le Pew...I LooooVE you!
• Hey sexy!!!! Why are you cheating on me with that ugly monkey!!!
• get this monkey off my back its squeezeing my eyes out
• AAAAHHHH, The Deadly Purple Boa! It's squeezing my eyes out!!!
• Why do i feel like I have a monkey on my back?????
• Aston drank too much at the Annual Boston Tea Party and is beginning to freak out now that he is seeing pink gorillas.
• Rehab, counseling, whatever it takes to get this monkey off my back!
• The voices...they told me to wear him around my neck...
• Orangatan...I am your father...
• OK guys, jokes over! This isn't funny anymore! Guys?
• Don'cha wish your Boston was hot like me?
• Hi King Kong. Your new furstyle is...nice...
• I know what you did last summer...
• Pink is SO not your color!
• What do you mean WE? I'm returning you for store credit!
• What do you mean you're my long lost brother from Siberia?
• Guess what, Mommy! I can read!
• You REALLY need to shave!
• Rock the monkey!
• Ok (gasps for breath -) It may - have been - funny whe - n it was a - puppy with a - 2 inch neck - width but now it - just clogs - my circula - tion! ( Monkey lets go Aston lets go of breath then faints.)
• I have heard of shocking pink . . . but this is ridiculous!
• Look Mom, Aston has a chunky monkey just like my blue one,only thing different mine is blue his is pink.
• Oh My Gah! How can I ever get this monkey off of my back?
• GET OFF ME!
• I love you too monkey. Until, of coarse, I get bored an need something to chew.
• The pink monkey seeks revenge for the numerous trails of stuffing left by Aston.
• Santa, if I was bad please just leave me coal! Or a rabbid animal! Anything but this guy!
• Can I PLEASE keep him, Mommy?
• Please. Stop giving me hickies.
• Hey now I look like Elton John from back in the 80's
• Monkey- "Psstt.. let me tell ya something!" Aston "What!?"
• Aston could have never imagined that the monkey on his back was pink!!!
• This is the worst bear hug I've ever gotten!!
• Bergamnt I'm gonna kill you for setting me up on this blind date!!!
• Love is all around you, Love is knocking at your door (by Tesla)
• Aston finally understood the meaning of having a monkey on your back!
• the cliche would apply here... "i've got a monkey on my back"
• everyones got a monkey on thier back
• Papparazzi capture superstar Aston as he enters the Betty Ford clinic in an effort to get the monkey off his back.
• Aston: but I'm tellin' ya, Pinky, these interspecies relationships NEVER work out!
• Ahhhh!!! He knows the sleeper hold!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
• that can't get any sweeter than that!!!
• Jungle love... it's drivin me mad... it's makin me crazy...
• Aston attempts to channel Jane Goodall.
• Aston thought he was imagining things but there really WAS a monkey on his back
• Hey, Hey, We're the Monkeys!! Aston wonders why he can't get that tune out of his head.
• Help - I've attacked by a neon gorilla!
• "This is the latest in faux fur accessories; I just LOVE it on the dog-walk in Milan!"
• Talk about having a monkey on your back - mine's hot pink. This can't be good.....
• Help, there's a pink monkey on my back.
• I said I was attracted to blondes, not redheads.
• THE RESTRAINING ORDER HAS EXPIRED?!?
• Mr. Orangatan...I didn't know you had a nosering...
• It's true. Zac and Ashley ARE dating! It says it right there on page 32!
• Um, Aston. I think you're reading it upside down.
• d...a...n...g...er...ous. d...o...n...o...t...t...ouch. wonder what that does...
• Maybe doing this will cover up the rash on my neck.
• You're one of THEM! I just know it!
• I see...pink people.
• Wait a second...That wasn't kibble, was it?
• Boston rides! Only $2!
• Does this orangatan make me look fat?
• My hot date will be arriving any moment! Quick! Call MONKEY-B-GONE and ask them how to fix this!
• Aston desperately tries to recall his self-defense training about how to drop an attacker when grabbed from behind.
• don`t i look good...hm hm..SAY YES NOW...HE..HE..HE
• get this DARN thing OFF of ME yes thats O-F-F OFF of ME!!!!!!!!!
• I really hope you don't think that I am going to wear this as my new coller.
• Ok, I get it. You like me - you really like me.
• Shh...try not to panic, but I think there's a pink monkey behind me...
• What schizophrenia feels like for a Boston.
• The vet said they had never seen a growth like that before....
• Drop the banana and step away and nobody will get hurt. Otherwise I squeeze til your eyes pop out.
• Pweaze!!! Somebody make it STOP!!!!
• After Mr. Orangatan broke his leg, Aston had to help him get to the doctor.
• Aston did a good job on the makeup for the actor playing King Kong, except the only fake hair he could find was pink.
• How can I be on the worst dressed list?
• Think they'll recognize me with this pink boa that just happens to have an orangatan attached to it?
• Aston has decided to become a guide dog for this blind orangatan.
• It's a mini conga line!
• "Do you like my Gorilla? Go Dogs,Go!"
• Suddenly, Aston realized that he wasn't the only one in the room...
• Ok somebody get this thing off me!!!!
• Ummmmmm, I'm not into monkey love!!!
• are you touching me? dont touch me! i said let go!
• I know you love me but, I can't breath!
• help ma!! he's strangling me!! ahhh! I told you purple monkeys were real!
• Geez! I really gotta get this monkey off my back......
• If I DON'T MOVE MAYBE HE WON'T KISS ME!
• I often feel there's a monkey on my back?!?
• Oh hell no, I don't like you like THAT!
• "OOOHHH I can't seem to get this monkey off my back...OOOHHH MEEEE!"
• *NEWS FLASH* A new type of crane has been designed to pick up boston terriers. A a special feature, it looks like a pink orangatan!
• Bob the orangatan is trying to teach Aston to slowdance, but Aston refuses to learn.
• PRETTY PLEASE can I keep him? He's paper trained!
• He's...choking...me...can't...breathe!
• Aston I have a boo-boo. Kiss it for me!
• Aston soon realized that he was on a different planet...The Planet of the Apes!!!
• I think this monkey is just a little too attached to me.
• Of all the nerve! She's wearing the SAME OUTFIT!!
• Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched...?
• Geesh, its bad enough to have a monkey on your back.....why does mine have to be magenta!
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT REAL MINK!!??
• where's Tarzan when I need him?
• I told you to never hug me here!
• is there something on my face?
• When Aston's body was found in the morning, the telling pink hairs whispered that the Pink Monkey had struck again.
• Mom...I told you....I'm - allergic - to - perfume...cough...
• Live monkey scarves are all the rage in Boston.
• I swear this I heard you say SOMETHING!!
• I know that I'm cute and cuddly, but a pink ape. Come on!! This is ridiclous.
• Is that a pistal in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
• After completing his 12 step program, Aston realizes that he really DOES have a monkey on his back.
• After all the pre-fight hype about a quick de-stuffing, Ashton realized with horror that the monkey had the upper hand..
• Get off me Gorilla. I'm not that kind of dog!
• Ma ... I got a funny looking tumor on my neck .... I could use some help here ....
• When she said 'Let's Monkey Around,' I had OTHER things in mind!
• Poor me!!!!!!!
• I like you, I like being with you, but there is a wall!
• Well I ain't the zookeeper nor Tarzan so don't call me a legend!
• Better watch out, baby who's back Don't look now, there's a monkey on your back. says Aston singing George Michael
• The pink ape's puppy love for Aston goes too far
• Who let the ape's out? whoot! whoot! whoot! whoot!
• uhmm mom, i said I wanted a purple boa but this is ridiculous
• What? I have a what on my back?
• Hellooo, Sailor!
• Sorry, but I am more of a loner
• And the bosten fakes a quick bite to the left but is over taken by monkey with a choker hold!

• This isn't what it looks like, Sassy! I swear!
• I thought Bergamot and I got that purple "snowball" monkey off our back last month... and now it's back!!?? Guess that's what happens when you quit cold turkey...
• So this is what that purple snowball thing was
• Pink snowballs, pink monkeys...what will they come up with next??
• That's definitely not a pink snowball on my shoulder.
• Aston realizes too late that Bergamot's pink sno ball is really an alien egg!

• this is sooooooooooooo cute
• He is so cute! The picture is funny!
• He is the cute Number One Stunna!
• cute cute CUTE!!!
• absolutely fabulous
• that can't get any sweeter than that!!!
• LOVE THE PICTURES
• Hoo hoo hoo haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaaah!!
• OH MY GOD

Great captions everyone!
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