Winning Caption:
I found a pill in my food. I think they're trying to medicate me! Get - me - outta here!!

Outstanding Submissions:

• Hi!!!I'm with the Girl Scouts; would you like to buy some cookies??????
• "Hello Clarise"
• ......candygram......
• Though she had no money of her own, each day, Molly would head to Petco...dreaming of the day when she could afford to go inside.
  
• Oh My GOSH! He only has ONE Pizza!
  
• Oh my gosh -- I coulda had a V-8!!
• Ok...that Windex stuff works way too well...my nose has been smashed back even futher than before!
• Oh no, that plumber forgot his underwear!!
• New Windex commercial reads "it even gets out those hard to remove BT steamy nose and goobery lip prints from windows."
  
• "Molly, You make a better door than a window."
• Do I smell BACON?!?!?!
  
• Let me in... I am not afraid to wipe my wet little nose all over this glass
• Molly: The New Birddog of Alcatraz
  
• the sun ill' come oouuuuutttt. TO - MAR - ROW, TO - MAR - ROW, betcha bottom dollar that tomarroooo .......
  
• mama, PLEASE don't take away my snuggle sack!
• i see dead people!
• Molly knew that winter was close. Maybe a little too close...
• IS THAT CHEESE YOU ARE EATING?? I WANT SOME TOO, LET ME IN!!!!!!
• I forgot my key!
  
• Okay people, I went potty, I'm ready to come back in now...People? People? Ummm helloo!? Geez, where did they go?
  
• Please, I want to share a cell with Martha.
  
• I see it!! I just can't believe it!!
  You can't get another....!!
  
• I saw what you did and I know where you live!!
  
• oh my god Hurricane Ivan is heading straight for us! Where's my bone,rope, and dog food?!?!
  
• Studies show that 100% of bostons in the wild are people-friendly and stand out on your deck begging for liver snaps.
  
• AHHHH!! My WhIsKeRs!
  
• I have a CROSS, you evil vampire...keep away, or I'll be forced to use it!
  
• I don't care HOW long you leave me outside, I STILL don't do windows.
• Molly realized too late that she'd locked the keys in the house...
• MOM! Let me in, I can smell dinner!
  
• Look at my face! Do you reeaaly think I made that mess? Do ya? Huh? Do ya?
  
• "No, really, I'm tellin' ya, I was framed!!"
  
• PSSSSSSSSST.... I've been kidnapped!
  
• Ok, HOW long do I have to HOLD it?
  
• SAVE ME!!! LET ME IN!! There are ALIEN things OUT HERE!!!!
  
• I DIDN'T DO IT, MOM, HONEST, I DIDN'T!!!
  
• I see what you are doing, I just can't believe it!!
  
• Oh man I can't believe my eyes wait till I tell Doris what has been going on at her house while she is away!!
  
• "somewheeerrrrrreee over the rainbooowww, I CANT GET OUT!!!!
  
• For the love of God - ge'meouttahere!!!!!
  
• Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!
  
• I see what you are doing in there. If you don't let me in I will tell Mom!
  
• "I've been framed.... framed I tell ya'"!!!
  
• "How much is that Bostie in the Window... the one with the waggley eyes!"..
  
• is this the right house???????
  
• I promise I'll be good now!
  
• Ya seee coppaaahhs...it's like dis', it wasn't me...you's got da wrong guy... Ya gotta's spring me from da joint ...I'll nevahhh last ...get me ouudahhh heeyaaa...
  
• Can't you read???? The sign says NO SOLICITING Bud!!!! Go away. I don't want to subscribe to your stupid human magazine - okay?
  
• It's chilly...I need my sweater Mom!
  
• LET ME IN!!!!!
• Ma wasn't kidding when she said if I didn't stop eating that bean burrito I'd have to stay outside for the rest of the day! H'mmm I wonder how she feels about sardines?!
  
• As soon as the leaves begin to fall, like most kids, Molly begins to ask when Santa is coming.
  
• "Where do you think you're going without me!!!"
  
• Please, sir, can I have some more?
  
• HEY, THERE'S A BIG ROTTIE IN THE YARD....OPEN THE DOOR....LET ME IN, LET ME IN!!
• Is that the mailman kissing my mom again?
  
• What a nightmare that was! I dreamt they recalled kongs!
  
• Oh no!!! Bath time again. I'm outa here!
  
• Boston Terrier..imprisoned for 2 years..charged with ....being cute.
  
• Do the neighbors know I can see THEM???
  
• um? excuse me!
  
• What do you mean I have to get my temperature taken!?!?!?!
  
• about the cat´s disappearance: it was´nt me!!! i don´t wanna be in jail, please let me out!!!
  
• um.. miss, it's time to pay the rent on this home. Can you please hand over the rent money!?!?!?!If you don't give it to me I'll kick you out of this house!!!!!!!
  
• The cost is clear,now lets go steal those cookies!!!!
  
• wow!!!I never knew she wore pink and blue underwear!!!!
  
• Too cute for words. Wish she were mine.
  
• I told you I don't do windows
  
• the newspaper fell in a puddle!!!!!
• I know you're in there!!
  
• can i PLEASE come in?
  
• I see dead people...
• I didn't drink your coffee, honestly!
• are you nuts!?!?!I'm not risking my life for a dumb ball!!!!!
• did he just take off his pants????
• Did it have to be spiders?
  
• "Hey, wait for me!"
  
• Let me in! I'm tellin' ya, there's a HURRICANE out here!
  
• Look at the size of that bone!!!!!
  
• let me in...it's Cathy...I got lost on the moors
  
• Molly's reaction to her encounter with the famous French Cartoon Lover Pepe Le Peu.
  
• holy crap mama, there's a great big dog out here let me in!!!!!
  
• I swear I didn't do it! Just look into my eyes.
  
• Molly, certified window inspector, gives her resounding approval on the installation of these special Boston windows. "It's just the perfect height for Boston's to peep through"
  
• I promise I wont do that again!!!
• AYE!!!!! Mom!!! I tried to eat the moths, but now they're after me!! LET ME IN!!!
  
• Ma has got to get some new glasses. She let that pesky skunk in and shooed me out!
• You just gotta get me outa here, I swear I didn't do it!!! They're sending me to the electric chair, hey slip me a file or help me dig my way out!
  
• Molly is simply amazed that Digger managed to sprint into next week.
  
• wow now this is a close-up!!!
• You are getting sleepy.....give in to me....I'm going to sleep in the bed tonight...
• Please don't leave me out here all alone. There is a big mean cat out here....
  
• I can't believe my eyes wait till I tell mom and dad!
  
• Holy cow i'm going to pretend I never saw that!
  
• Oh mom pleeze dont leave me!! Pleese pleese.. i will be good i promise
  
• There are Great Danes in here.
  
• But Mmmoooooooomm!!!! I'm sooooooorry! I don't wanna go to jail!!!!!
  
• I see you!!!
  
• No! No!!! Not the nail clippers!!!
  
• OMG! Momma, you sure look scary without your makeup on!
  
• What do you mean I can't come in?
  
• I didn't do it officer!
  
• I didn't do it! Really...it wasn't me!
  
• Why are you not letting me in? Why???? Dont you know Bostons cannot be more than 5 feet from there humans at any given time!!!!1 Let me in YOU'SSSSSSS!!!!!
  
• OHMYGOD! Is that what I think it is?!?!?
  
• this is what happens when you move to a steet that is full of kids and you don't put up a big wall around your house.
  
• what are you lookin'at!?!?!?!?
• Please Mr Custer, I don't want to go!
  
• What's going on in there? Let me in. I want to be a part of it!!
  
• Did you see that!! It's Santa Paws!
• Honest, I did not do it.
  
• "I am too cute...you cannot resist me...now feed me everything in the fridge..."
  
• Helllooo! OK...I've been out here for five whole minutes without you guys... Did you forget about me being out here? Pretty please...I need some attention!
  
• Please let me in, the wind is picking up and I'm chilly!
  
• Let me out, let me out! I didn't do it I swear, I have the DNA to prove it!
  
• " Mommmy, I said I was SORRY ! Can I PLEASE come in? I won't eat all the cookies again, just half of the bag. PLEASE let me in.. I loooooove you and I am so SORRY... PLEEEEAAASSSEEEEEE."
  
• What's goin on in there?!!!
  
• Someone let me in please, I can see the cookie monster and hes eating all MY treats while I sit out here!
  
• Good golly Miss Molly,
  got locked out again.
  Good golly Miss Molly,
  can't seem to get in.
  Poor little pupply, she'd sure like to come in!
  Credit to original song writers Robert Blackwell & John Marascalo
  
  
  
  

Great captions everyone! You are all caption-magicians!
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