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                the humans were gone, Chloe would practice her levitating skills 
                on poor Lucy. 
                Synopsis: An up and coming Indie film-maker explores film 
                  noir by way of a chilly thriller set in the gloomy underworld 
                  of the domestic animal kingdom....and that's the last thing I remember, Doctor. Next thing 
                  I knew, I woke up with a bad headache and my dew-claws were 
                  gone.Who pounces now, Chloe? Who pounces now???Everybody was kung-fo fighting! Those cats were fast as lightning!So is this how you cats pounce?????Chloe,..... I... will.. get you.. once I figure... out how 
                  to.. stop.. this crazy forcefield ..thingy.**Struggles to get 
                  at the cat**Here's another black-and-white segment from "Kill Bill Vol 
                  3: Kill Bill's Cat"Someone has been taking Ninja lessons...So, Mr. Anderson, you think you are a cat, do you?Hello, Chloe Anderson.For my next trick I will make my assistant, Lucy levitateCrouching Chole, Hidden Lucyhey, i thought you were asleep! i was going to nick you're 
                  toys - well i can't stop now... i'm in the air all ready! be 
                  prepared to be crushed by a LITTLE BEAST !Bergamot and Emrys present: The Boston Phantom of the Opera!"Boston Terrier Film Noir." [Un-rated, as dark and provocative 
                  are not categories!]Side effects include kitty pouncing. Lucy: moments before she realized that Chloe was pointy on 
                  all 4 paws and in her mouth, too.Fear my Boston Fu!I am Nacho Libre. I will defeat you with my eagle powers!Being the flying trapeze of Dog+Cat Circus meaning lots of 
                  practices.The tyrannosaurus rex go towards her prey.blast the consequences! Tally ho!Lucy Says: Power pounce, the Kitty!Stars of BTFW (Boston Terrier Feline Wrestling)ILLUSTRATED ABOVE IS THE FLYING-DUTCHMAN SLAMMA JAMMA.we have lift offLucy realizes her dream of becoming a swami.you will obey me, you smelly camust kill cat - splat a rat - tat tat tat tat tat tat tat 
                  !!!!!! well i can't help wondering what this thing tastes like... 
                  looks kinda meaty, don't it?I have got you right where I want you!!Lucy: Here I come to save the daayyyyyy!!!!! Announcer: Super 
                  Lucy to the rescue, just in the nick of time!!KOWABUNGA!!Lucy and Chloe star as: Alien vs. PredatorWhoooaa-- wait a second... you're my BROTHER??The new face of WWFThe Chloe of Tokyo makes futile attempts to defend itself 
                  against the approaching Lucy-zilla! "Help me"!!! It's a bird, its a plane, its..... a boston terrier 
                  to the rescue!!!!"Here I come to save the day!"and Lucy goes for the pounce on Chole. "ding ding" goes the 
                  bell.I TOLD YOU FOR THE TENTH TIME,THIS IS MY BED!!!!!peace out Chloe vs. Luzillahere's what you get for talkin' to my mama like that! Few realize that the inspiration for the 'Alien' creature 
                  was a BT.i told you to give me my gum!!! now you shall PAY!! Lucy the Boston and Chloe the Cat in: "Karate Animals"! Coming 
                  soon to a theater near you!when dogs flyBullseye!!!And let that be a lesson to you!!!Little did Lucy know that Chloe was really agent Smith from 
                  the Matrix!I'll get you now my pretty...and your big cat too? (evil witch 
                  laugh)Super-Fly Lucy Snucka takes the Boston Terrier Wrestling Federation 
                  title with her signature BT Body Slam. Dahhhling, it's been sooo long, hug me!Lucy to Chloe (dubbed): Ah, Chloe-san, your crouching tiger 
                  is no match for my hidden dragon.Death to the kittieeeeees!Now showing: Godzilla vs MothraDon't say i didn't warn ya Felix, I've been studying hours 
                  & hours of Ultimate Fighting footage and now you're gonna get 
                  it !*!*!*!*boston landing on the moonAwww...putem up...putem up!Lucy shows Chloe her famous WBT Wrestling move - the Lucy 
                  Leap of Death!she's going for the grandnational - hang on - is that a cat 
                  on the gate ? wait, that IS a cat !jump, jump! oh, god... MOVE, MOVE!boo! ha, i new i'd scare you. oh, wohhh!This new trampoline work great! Oh, hi Chloe!Attack of the super boston!...and the wild Lucy pounces on her unaware victim, a wild 
                  Chloe.play? play? PLAY!!!!!Power Boston attack!"Surrender now criminal, or my name isn't Lucy the Boston... 
                  But it is."Karate chop!HA HA! DIE KITTY...DIE!Lucy can hardly contain herself as Chloe busts out a hella 
                  bad break dance move.And now for the final trick!Lucy can leap long kittens in a single bound!Tyrannosauras Boston seizes her opportunit"Superfly Lucy on the attack of Chloe the Cat"Lucy and Chloe practice their new move...the Boston Cat-apult-chenko"Lucy stalks Chloe in the shadows, carefully waiting for the 
                  chance to pounce. Oh no! She's been spotted!"get up and fight me like the cat you are!!!!!!!!!!!Come on Chloe, get up and fight like a girl!Hey, I want to let you know that I Am the cute one around 
                  here!Chloe and Lucy practice their new move...the Boston Cat-apult.It's a bird! it's a plane! NO! IT'S LUCY!!!!!!!All shall grovel at the might of the Boston!!A clear sign that Lucy has been watching too much WWF on the 
                  TVTwake dat you waskely cat!Hey, do you want to play wrestling?"INCOMING"!dananananana...bat-dog!!! fighting evil everywhere!Cirque de Boston.Don't worry Chloe, I'll save you....NO!NO! Lucy, not mouth 
                  to mouth again..I'm alright!CANNON BALL!Jump! Lucy jump! It is Chole the cat in your command! Crouching Kitty, Hidden Boston.Tag! You're it!Cat: I knew chasing him earlier was not a good idea!see? i did tell ya i could walk on 2 legs!Go ahead Chloe Make my day!It came from under the bed...Artistic NudeChloe's daily sunbathing is interrupted as a Boston terrier 
                  shadow passes over the sun...here i come kitty! i will jump and do the suplex to you! chloe the long lost cat robber is found by officer lucy on 
                  main street. Let the games begin...Lucy in the Sky with CatnipHey Chloe, You're right, That catnip is da bomb!Look what the Cat dragged in, and they always say Curiosity 
                  killed the Cat"Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?"Chloe's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try 
                  to make it look like Lucy did it." Lucy and Chloe shadowbox.slo-mo* lucy and chloe go in for a long "kiss"Lucy wakes from her dreams of domination to find that Chloe 
                  still controls the warm spot on the couch.flying over the kitty Chloe the magical cat can lift her friend Lucy with her mind!Haha my little pretty, now your gonna get it!!!That's going to leave a mark!That's no Blimp!!! 
                OK Chloe, blow some more bubbles so I can fly like Lola.Lucy was inspired by Lola's bubble chasing; Chloe is not amused...i am off to catch the bubbles again... wait.. what is that 
                  flabby blob under my lovley body??? 
                this is the best PHOTO OF THE WEEK i've seen in a while.as it is a BW pic, lucy looks like mickey mouse Very "Twilight Zone". I can visualize Rod Serling 
                  in the corner smoking.....BwahahahaThe wonderful thing about Lucy's are they are bouncy, trouncy, 
                  flouncy, fun, fun, fun, but the most wonderful thing is she's 
                  the only one!!!Fantastic Photo!!!! Could be framed in any home.look at chloe's shadow! i rate this funny 30 times mow woof 
                  mow woof mow woofIT'S SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSOSOSOSO CUTE!look how funny!They are so cute I love cats and dogs 
                  
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