|  Winning Caption: "I 
                said SAY cheese, not I HAVE cheese!" 
                Now here students, under this microscope we have two very 
                  fine specimens of bostonus irresistabaphillia. ... And all they ever found were his EARS! THE END! Alright 
                  Shamus, here's the flashlight, your turn! poster for Revenge of the Cuz: this time it chews back!!In October of 1994 two Boston Terriers disappeared in the 
                  woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary 
                  on removing the stuffing from toys...A year later their footage 
                  was found.Wait Sammy! I don't think you are holding this camera the 
                  right way...point it away...Aww..nevermind!Hey, there's food in here!Shamus hates scary movies."dude trust me, just follow me, they won't know we broke into 
                  the treat container.. OH SH** a camera!"Mom, there was big, scary noise outside! Can we sleep with 
                  you tonite?Shamus: Is it recording? Sammy: I don't know, the red light 
                  isn't on. Let me see...Sammy carefully checks the peephole to make sure it's the 
                  pizza delivery " I'll grab his pants , you growl, when he drops 
                  it , grab all you can and RUN!!!Sammy wishes he'd let Shamus have the front seat on Splash 
                  Mountain...I think I will name my extra head... Shamus. The "Devil Kitty" it put the spell on us! Run away!I just hate it when someone reads over my shoulder.You're looking at me like I've grown a second head! I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you!Can we see??Huh, huh???We think we just saw the Blair Witch!Nope, no boogers. Next!"LET me see! Let ME see! Let me SEE!"If only this relationship were legal in New Jersey....maybe 
                  Tuesday.I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going 
                  to die out here! I am so scared! We said...don't touch our toys or we'll bite your knee capsTake my picture Mom!!Where's da birdie? Mom said look at da birdie! Is it in here?Sammy and Shamus star in 'The Blair Bitch Project.'You go first Sammy.....I'm right behind you!BOO! haha, did i scare u?HEY! BACK OFF MY GRILL DUDE!I'm afraid to close my eyes, I'm afraid to open them. "SHHHHH Shamus, did you hear that????"Holy cow! There are doggie treats inside it, Shamus!Here comes the big drop, Sammy. Be sure to smile for the camera!see mama.. i dont have any buggers in my nose!!See the devil in those eyesI want to be in the picture too sammy!!! ( picture hog!) I feel a terrible weight on my shouldersCan you reach the rope Sammy, we have to get out of this hole!me me me me - take a pic of me mommy!EVERYBODY CONGA!!DA,DA,DA,DA,DA,DATUm, double vision, yeah, sureYou put your snout in, you put your snout out, you put your 
                  snout in and then you shake it all about!ya got a bugger in ya nose....Keep looking! I swear I heard there were treats in this thing.I don't wanna go first, you go!!OMG! Are those things loaded?Come on Shamus, I know she hides the treats in here. Sh!!! 
                CAUTION! Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.You peeping tom (short pause)let me see!Boston Terrier Movie Trailer Version of The Blair Witch ProjectI SAID NO PICUTRES! PAPARAZZI PAIN IN THE NECK!I see dead people!!!!You in there?Next time they ride Splash Mountain, Shamus gets the front 
                  seat.I wanna see... No, I wanna see... NO, LET ME UP FRONT!Let me see! Let me see!Sammy: Whats this thing? Person behind camera: Sammy, dont 
                  lick the lens!Sammy, let me see......What is it?Whatchu lookin' at Willis????? I see you!!!!So give us those cookies before our eyeballs fall out!!!I want in the picture with you!!!!!Talk about a photo hog.......I got your back!go sammy!go!!!!does this make my nose look big?You see me now???I've heard of close ups, but this is to close for my comfort! 
                Here's looking at you kid!!can you see me NOW???????????????No I said, Me first"I get to lick her to death first," says Sammy. Shamus yells, 
                  "I saw her first!"mess with my bro and i'll kill yaHey Sammy, down in front!move over! you're hogging the camera!Me first, me firstShamus tells Sammy "see I told you I can take a picture of 
                  both of us."we smell bacon...where's the bacon?you go first!I don't think this conga line is moving...AH, where'd you come from!?It's getting closer! I'll protect you Shamus!i've been waiting for like treats and treats for you!The Boston Terrier Witch project! (the blair witch project)I really need that shoe!BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS...I what?Me first! Me first! Me first!Hidden video footage from the doggie treat ATM heist.Ooooo! OOOOoo! Pick me! No Pick me!Houston we have a problem. I think they want their money back.I think I smell a COOKIE!How can you say no to this face?NO! BAD FLASHING LIGHT! BAD!Think you can help me get my contacts in?Pretty please Mommy! Pretty please!I'm trying to get a The Dog modeled after me!Do I have any 5:00 shadow?See! I told you I could reach the camera! I get the $10!It's ZOMBIE SAMMY!Uh...You're holding up...um...11 fingers... right...? *starts 
                  crying* I DON'T need glasses! Really I don't!Trim my nosehairs, please...Shamus, I see dead people...We only ask nicely once...give us the treats...What are you looking at?!err...Sammy I think I'll just hide behind you. What?! are 
                  you scared of this...err...thing?snif snif. I dont think your human!!I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!(sammy) Err...Yea sammy does s..so..o 
                  dont hurt me!!(shamus)Sammy & Shamus: poster children for the band Me First & the 
                  Gimme GimmesThis Weeks Special: Boston Terriers--Buy One, Get One Free!Little Beasts REPRESENT, yo.Hey! Down in front!Hey...Hey...You talkin' to me?!? Huh?What's that smell?I guess it's just a mirror, but I think I see something behind 
                  it!HEY Sammy! Don't hog the window seat! I want to smear the 
                  glass too!mess with my brother, mess with me!Mama make him stop!Sammy and Shamus wonder if this thing is really on.????Scene from the highly acclaimed and super scary "Boston Witch 
                  Project". Sometimes i feel like somebody's watching me.............Who's in there? I see you in there!!It's the Great Pumpkin---I hear the Great Pumpkin, Charlie 
                  Brown!!no tailgating!Did someone say 'treat?'did you hear that??? we heard that!!! what WAS that??? Shamus never knew a bath could make Sammy catatonic.Shamus:i told you it smells like squeeze cheezeUggh, my Extra head is so annoying!Sammy: look into my eyes! look into my eyes! Shamus: honey, 
                  stop scaring our guestsSammy! There on to us! I'm sure that's a camera behind the 
                  tuna salad.OH NO!!, the papparrazi again!!Don't be shy! Shamus... Shamus, come here you gotta see this!Hey whats goin' on up there Sammy?!Am i close enough?Woo Hoo Shamus it's Christmas in November, I just found where 
                  mom and dad were hiding our presents!"Sniff..sniff.. is this thing on?"Can you see up my nose?HEY, WE CAN SEE YOU....WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE...ARE YOU 
                  EATING SOMETHING??????Hey, I said WE CAN SEE YOU!!!!!!Shamus: "Sammy are you sure you know how to work this thing... 
                  I don't think its..." (click of the camera timer going off) 
                  Sammy: "See what happens when you question me Shamus! Now, stop 
                  talking and let's try this again!"This is what boston's call the double stink eye!Hey Shamus this peep hole thing doesn't work I can't see outside 
                  at all!Hold on Shamus! I'll save you!Come... To... MEEEEEEEE! Hungry am I? YEEEEES!View as seen when lifting up the bed covers.I'm...*Sniffle*...so...*sniffle* scared...*sniffle*i know its here some wherewould you please get off my backHouston, we have a problem. I think they want their money 
                  back.Treat!? Treat!? Did you say treat!?You're next sucka!Is that a McDonald's double cheeseburger I see before my eyes?Get outta the way it's my turn to be photographed!Shamus is such an annoying, slobbering-He's right behing me, 
                  isn't he?The absolute terror could be seen in Sammy and Shamus' eyes 
                  just before the roller coaster dropped...He's right behind me, isn't he?Say Cheese!!!!!duck.....duck......GOOSE!!!!With BTs it is important not to casually just endearments 
                  like 'sugar booger'. It is all too likely that it will be taken 
                  seriously.Sammy "How close do I have to get for you to realize that 
                  we want some food!" Shamus "Who knew that dog food could talk 
                  to you..."Sammy carry's a special can of "whoopass" for guys that flirt 
                  with his woman!the little brat is trying to bite my tail off, cause he doesn't 
                  have one!Can you see up my nose?Look what I can do! I can pop out m eyes!!!!!!Sammy: Hey, Shamus...you think they see me? Shamus:(Sarcastic) 
                  NO oh no Sammy...get closer...they cant see you!BACON!Did I hear someone say treat?!two .. two is better than one"Hey, Sammy- that little red light...does it mean that we're 
                  busted???" "Not if I can figure out to rewind and tape over 
                  this section, Shamus!" I see dead squeakies...Hey! I was first!Does my nose look bigger than yours?Gangsta...for sure..tru dat!let us in please"YOU GOT BEEF WITH ME?!?!?!"...."You better have beef FOR 
                  me!"I can't see. You're hogging the camera!what'chu talkin' bout willis? 
                Where did Nicky go?!Sammy "Hey Shamus, I think I can see what Little Nicky 
                  saw last week!"Hey! Look at me, I'm cute just like Little Nicky!!!!We're back to the Boston frowning finals and it looks like 
                  Sammy has bumped out the previous finalist Wrangler!Shamus I'm scared! I think the Blair Witch got Little Nicky! 
                Those are the cutest doggies I have EVA seen!!i love these too pupperdoodles! there momma is bad ass too!absolutely adorable!Look at those adorable mugs...I love it!!!awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!wow that's amazingSammy and Shamus are COOLYOThey're the cutest little beasts I have ever seen!!beautiful pups, reminds me of my MILOcute funny and prettyhow cutethis is funny.Ahhh! looks like what I wake up to every morning! ;) So cute where did you get the cute dog i would marry you just 
                  for that dog!!!!I have two just like these two :)AWESOME! my boston terrier looks just like `emyay its so cute and funny and CRAZY JUST LIKE I AM!!!!!!!!! 
                  WHOOOOOOOOOOO 
                  
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