Ohhh....dont make me laugh! I'm going to spray water everywhere!
- Oscar scowled. He was tired of all the "grouch" jokes,
even if they were true.
- Hey lady, isn't it about time you changed that Glade plug-in?
- Meeds more mugar
- Oscar, performing his best "cat in the litter box" impersonation
- "I can't even see the big "E" without my glasses."
- You WILL give me the treat...you WILL give me the treat...
- What is that smell? Oh my God, it is me again...
- stuck lip stuck lip!!!!!
- oh man, I have to sneeze...gonna sneeze....gonna...here it
- ewww....mom...geez...I think that went bad
- The Boston version of 'bitter beer face.'
- Where'd i put my teeth
- Now, THAT'S a spicy meatball!
- I forgot, I don't like lemons!
- Oscar practices to audition for Grumpy Old Men, The Dog Sequel.
- You Talkin' to ME??
- oooooo-weeeeee...what stinks? oh yeah, I farted.
- VERWEEEE INTERESTING.........
- I don't wanna take that medicine!
- Well, it LOOKED like it was going to be good to eat.
- Oscar does his Bert Lahr cowardly lion routine....
- I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?
- These pretzels are making me thirsty!
- With my hypnotic powers I demand you drop the biscuit box!
- After stealing his Moms lemon from her tea...Oscar tries to
keep a none sour look on his face...
- "And you think I stink!!!"
- I'll have my treat now
- Say Cheezzzzzz.......:)
- Because of Oscar!
- Is that peanut butter I smell?
- Oscar after his first lemon drop, he realized that you are
not suppposed to lick that much salt and suck that much lemon!
- Ooof! There is no way you're blaming that one on me!
- Dang! bit my tongue!
- The wonderful thing about Oscars, is Oscars are wonderful
things. . .
- I'm so pretty, oh so pretty...
- Despite warnings from mom and dad, Oscar was unable to resist
the Lemonhead he found under the fridge.
- I knew I thould have bruthed my teeth like my mommy thed to.....
- I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
- uhhhhmmmm, that's good Kibble!!!
- "Don't drink the milk, it's spoilt!!"
- That's one bad smell!
- phew! this place smells like garbage. somebody take out the
- I'm so smug! They thought the cat did it!
- This is my good side.
- My momma thinks im great!
- PU! That one is so not my fault.
- This mouthwash is absolutely awful!
- I don't wanna say cheese!
- Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
- Hum..let me see..do I want to eat, take a nap or play with
- If I strain any harder I'm going to get a hernia! Where's
- Oscar loves to show off how well his Jack Nicholson impression
- DUDE!!!!!!!! That reeeeks! What the hell did you eat???
- I hate this annual visit to the Proctologist!
- When life gives you a lemon, you gotta suck it up!
- I'll ask you one more time...Where are the dog treats...
- man those lemon heads sure are sour
- See? Plastic surgery makes you look better...
- Turn out those lights! I'm trying to get my beuty sleep!
- Oscar shows his true inner beast as...Bostie Boy! Defender
of dog treats everywhere!
- I'm baa-aack...
- There will be no escape.
- You are NOT brushing my teeth.
- Smile though your heart is aching
- I told you...I don't even like the SMELL of broccoli...........
- OHH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DAT WHOLE BAG O' PRUNES!!!
- I think...I need to....SNEEEEZE!
- alright kiddiies. i used to half to walk 4 miles in the snow
to go poo.
- Hurry up and take my picture, I'm holding in a lot of gas!
- I knew it was a bad idea to eat those sour candies!
- What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're
like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. -Empire Records
- Can you really tell I had a face lift?
- I think I just swallowed my dentures
- Ohhhhhh, I'm soooooooo cute!! Hee, hee.
- The photographer asked Oscar to smile big and he did!!
- emm emm good
- Eww...I HATE spinich cassorle!
- Oscar "It wasn't me! Blaming it on the dog again; Darn humans!"
- I swear, I thought that yellow thing was a ball, now you tell
me it was a lemon!!
- OHH did you have EGGS for dinner!
- Has anyone seen my dentures?
- With Grandpa's teeth left unattended on the table, Oscar just
- "Now where did I leave those dang teeth"
- I hate it when peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth.
- "Frankly my dear-I don't give a damn'!"
- "Back in my day...the only toys were squirrels, moths and
an occasional rabbit."
- "I need a TUMS Momma!"
- Dahling, our weekend in the Hamptons was soo divine!
- Whats up doc?
- Oscar smells a rat!
- Grampa Oscar gumming his oatmeal
- Fixodent and forget it.
- Anybody theen my teefh?
- course you are a good cook! .... NOT!
- Man! Who put the pickle-juice in my water?
- Just grin and bare it...
- Something tells me the tuna fish in the trash has gone bad.
- Those vitamins tasted so bad, Oscar's tongue curled up and
- It took every bit of poor Oscar's will power to swallow his
- Hey, somebody clean the litter box. It's bad enough having
cats around at all even without the stink.
- Are you certain this is my best side?
- Four score and seven years ago...
- The satsified smile of a Boston who's just learned how to
open the treat jar!
- See, if I hold my head up like this then my neck doesn't look
so wrinkled and I can save bucks on Botox.
- My LIPS are sealed. I SEE NOTHING..I KNOW NOTHINGGG!
- "Don't make me smell your stinky feet!!!"
- Oscar wonders if those Botox injections were really a good
- "Go ahead...Make my day!"
- Pee yuh! That is what perfume smells like?
- ok, now....mmmmmmmmmm! Let's all sing 'Doggie in the Window'!
- "Mom...when did the dentist say my new dentures would be ready?
I'm gettin' hungry!!"
- Genuine Halloween mask
- "I really need a stronger contact lense prescription!"
- Oscar knows the nasty tasting vitamins Mommy gives him are
for his own good.
- oscar loves himself some sour patch kids
- Just put your lips together and blow!
- Am I funny to you, like a clown?
- Ooo! That had to hurt!
- I thought ALL cat butts smelled good, boy was I wrong! Get
rid of THIS one!
- Boy, is it a windy day.
- Dang, mom told me lemons weren't for Bostons!
- God, what did mom feed me?!
- That's the last time I eat superglue.
- Eeeeww!! It smells like Mom's been cooking brussels sprouts
- Oscar the Boston tries to stifle a sneeze.
- Time for my daily dose!
- Are you serious? I thought those were treats in the litter
- come on give me a little kiss xxx
- "E, F P, T O Z, L P E D,...P..E..C..F..D...eh...E....D....F....C...Z....P!
See I don't need glasses."
- Is there something in my nose?
- They told me this would happen if I didn't keep my head inside
the car window...
- hehe if they only knew my diabolical plan had already begun
- "I'm Popeye the Sailorman!" *Toot* *toot*
- look mom i'm smiling
- Oscar knows that locating his glasses first, the dentures
would be easier. This morning neither have turned up.
- Oscar puckers up and says, "kiss me! I'm all yours"
- That's right. I'm irresistable.
- Dude, next time you fart, spray air freshener!
- He who smelt it, dealt it!
- Oscar thinks his impression of Moe, one of the three stooges
is da bomb!!
- Is that onion really that strong???
- Oscar is The Exception to the Rule: A Boston that only tolerates
- Oscar as the inscrutible Charlie Chan.
- Oscar doesn't think he's going to like what's for dinner.
- Of all the gin joints in all the world
- "I said put de lime in de coconut, not in de kibble."
- poor cactus placement usually yeilds these results
- Mom warned me what would happen if I chewed that toy too hard!
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- I've gotta baaaaad taste in my mouth. Wonder if Chelsea
would share that soda.
- handsome fellow!
- He looks so mad
- He looks just like my boson terrier when he eats a lemon
- this is a so cute dog
- this is sooooooo cute.who took it.
- these are my favorite dogs yes he is so pretty
Great captions everyone!
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