Winning Captions:
Wow, they DO smell like Fritos!

"Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my fingers in my armpits, and thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I smell them like this"

Outstanding Submissions:

• He who smelt it ummmm didn't dealt it.
  
• hummmmmm, something stinky this way comeith!!!!!
• Feel my nose. I think I'm gonna need some extra cuddles today!
  
• "snicker...hey...I'm not laughing at you...(snicker)..."
  
• Boy!! My feet STANK!!!!!!
• My paw smells like yesterday's walk...hmmmm....interesting...
  
• I'm dizzy. I think it is the checker pattern.
  
• Sentence: 10 minutes in timeout. Crime: Caught trespassing on the kitchen table.
  
• I hope that I don't have bad doggie breath.
  
• I spy with my litle eye.....
  
• I haven't lost MY mojo, baaaaby!
  
• MOMMA! I was NOT pickin' boogies, I swear!
  
• Mojo, Ralph Lauren is on the phone. Should I take another message?
  
• Good,.... Bad.... Im the guy with the gas....
  
• Mojo says, "Aw shucks, ma'am, it weren't nothin'!"
  
• Another Boston let's it rip... Puweee!
  
• lets seee.... everyones at work,,, i cant find my blanket, its just me... and the chair.... and MY TEETH!!!
  
• whoa!!!, daddys gas is worst than mine!
  
• oh no! I tooted again.
  
• I swear this is not what it looks like!
  
• do you smell something?
  
• I think I got a bug in my eye! ha ha ha choo!
  
• "I don't believe I ate the whole thing...urp"
  
• my nose itches*woof*
  
• Bruurp!! 'cuse me! What did I chew up last???
  
• mommy, why did that bad bee give me a boo-boo on my nose?
  
• oooh, that bad fence gave me a boo-boo nose again!
  
• "1,2,3,..I'm not peeking...just hide the treat..hurry up!!"
  
• aWWW mom!! i didn't MEAN to take you panties!
  
• If you peel me a grape, I will.
  
• Show me the love.
  
• my breath doesnt stink
  
• I think I stepped in some poo
  
• What's that smell??
  
• oh ive done it now i know those darn cats will tell on me
  
• Smells like I stepped in something.
  
• I don't understand why the game hide-n-seek is so hard?
  
• Come closer. I dare ya. See what happens.
  
• Ha! Now you Can't see me.
  
• I don't cheat at hide-n-seek?
  
• im sorry i am just a bit nervous in front of the camera
  
• If I act like an angel, they won't suspect a thing!
  
• Do you smell that? It's not me! I swear!
  
• Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?
  
• MUST we watch the same old TV reruns?
  
• Different day, same old .....
  
• If you're trying to impress me, it's NOT working!
  
• Watching the evening news can be so depressing!
  
• I've got my EYE on you!
  
• Please forgive me... I didn't mean to forget my pedicure appointment!
  
• I stepped in something sooo snuffley!!!!
  
• Oh my! Did I do that? That smell can't be coming from me?
  
• May I have a blankey please?
  
• Oh my head! I think that I had one too many Cosmopolitans last night!
  
• Whew, who smells like a dog in here?!?!
  
• Contemplating the problems of the world
  
• I so sorry!
  
• AAACHOOO!
• PEEK-A-BOO!
  
• Please...no more pictures...I need my beauty rest
  
• "Seems like the boss is making cooked cabbage, again".
  
• "Hey Doc, I seem to have a paw stuck in my nose".
  
• SOMETHING STINKS!!
  
• "Bathtime"?!! "Ok, maybe they won't see me if I hide..."
  
• I did NOT do it! I don't CARE what the cat said! I did NOT do it!
  
• Turn out the lights
  
• Sniff sniff woo hoo my feet stink and the whole time Mom was blaming it on dads feet.
  
• I don't smell any poop on my paw
  
• Time out really stinks!
  
• "mom? could you please cut my nails?can't reach the boogie!"
  
• Ew, stop blame-ing your farts on me!
  
• WHAT the heck did I step in?
  
• Oh god, she's going to see what I did soon.
  
• Pee-yew!! Someone has been scarfing a bit too much garbage - hey, don't EVEN look at me!!
  
• Who farted?
  
• Peee..uuu... ok, who did it?
  
• I ate too much turkey and I can't hold my eyes open.
  
• You tawkin ta me ???!!!!
  
• Is that the smell of someone passing gas from those bean burritos?
  
• Psst I will never tell--
  
• Aw shucks, are you talkin' about me?
  
• Oh, alright, I'll stay. But I'm not happy about it.
  
• Would you please share a tic tac?
  
• A boston's idea of fair play during hide and go seek... 11,12,13,14,15....
  
• THAT'S IT!!!Maybe, if I hide my nose, they will not be able to find me on this 'gray' furniture!!
  
• Oh my my nose has a itch "ok paw bonds mission 11 scratch the nose!"
  
• My.. nose.. is.. so.. itchy!!
  
• excuse me!!
  
• You think I'm cute? Aw shucks, you embarass me.
  
• READY OR NOT...HERE I COME!
  
• Maybe if I cover my face...They won't see me!
  
• Whoever said that paw sweat smells bad should come and try mine!
  
• I really need a manicure!
  
• I am soo vewry, vewry adowrable... I could not have possibly tinkled on the rug!
  
• I'm so glad I stepped in this gum... nummummm ummmm ummmmm
  
• Burp! Excuse me! It just happens sometimes! Sometimes it happens the other way with us BTs...but mommie says, just pretend it didn't, when it does!
  
• I really do think I look good on this plaid! Everyone says so!
  
• Whew! I know I'm supposed to be gassy, but, this is even making MY eyes water!
  
• Wont someone please give me back my blankey?
  
• Pfffffft! Oh excuse me I'm so embarrassed!!
  
• I'm so ashamed.
  
• My understanding is that NICE mommies and Daddies provide their doggies with heated blankets. What's the number for BT Rescue?
  
• Hmmmmm, when did I step in that?
  
• I've lost my mojo!
  
• Please don't look while I take care of thie boogie....
  
• Ptss! Over here, I got something to show you.
  
• Booger Patrol!
  
  
  
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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