Winning Caption: Why can't they just PAY to have the driveway plowed like everyone else?

Outstanding Submissions:

• OH MY GOSH.... SARN HAS JUST BROKEN THE SOUND BARRIER!!
  
• Oh my gosh, it's the abominable Boston Terrier!!!
  
• Unlike a shovel, a Boston will love you back!
  
• Is this a never before seen photograph of the Abominable Snowman's pet dog?
  
• Look out, you Huskies! This year...just an endurance race from the backyard to the house. NEXT YEAR, the Iditarod!!!
• "The Last Great Race - The Iditarod"?? Puhlease! More like "The Last Great Race- IDidItAndRan...(back to the house 'cus I am FREEZIN'!)"
  
• Every millenium the rare and misunderstood Boston Snow Beast can be spotted hunting for food before hybernation.
• I^ll do anything to be the first in line for the Pet Smart 50% off sale
• Beware the deadly snow caterpillar! it only makes its appearance before it attacks!
  
• Sarn, shown above, is training to become part of Santa's sleigh team for next Christmas Eve.
  
• ...and now, Sarn will give you his imitation of a seal!
  
• The one-dog Boston sled team
  
• Help! I think I lost my boogie board!
  
• "I had this nightmare, man...I was waterskiing...but in the SNOW, and I fell...and I COULDN'T LET GO!"
  
• Return of the Abominable Snow Monster!
  
• Could you consider this my weekly bath MOM? I'm gettin clean, honest!
  
• I'm gonna get you, you waskly wabbit!
  
• BONZAI!!!
  
• *wossssh* look at the beautiful powder!!!
  
• Coming up next on the Discovery Channel...See real live Bostons hatching from their winter coccoon in search of food and mischief.
• Finding that perfect spot to poop when the snow is higher than your ass takes some work in the winter months. The after poop dash also takes some planning.
  
• Sign me up for that race, what is it called, the Iditerod?
• Look out Iditarod! Musher Boston on the way!
  
• Space Worm or Boston Terrier?
  
• "WOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  
• Sarn to the rescue!
  
• I knew that Bostons were flakey but this is ridiculous.
  
• Where's the brakes on this dogsled, anyway?
  
• "Yee Haw"
  
• Snow Plow coming through!!!!
  
• The rarely sighted, terrifying Boston Snow Snake.
  
• BRUMBRUM! I'm a snow plow! BRUM!
  
• Florida, here I come!
• Oh noo! Yellow snow!
  
• Scientists contimplate the possibility of Bostons evolving from Alaskan Seals.
  
• I think I can,I think I can,I thought I could, I thought I could...
  
• Jeepers, I should've listened to Momma and wore my mittens!
  
• Spring!Where are you?I long to frolick in the grass, eat crunchy crickets and warm my buns with the sun!!
  
• They must have me confused with one of those Alaskan dogs!
  
• "Dashing" through the snow?
  
• Where's my sweater when i need it?
  
• Sarn completes the first ski descent of Everest's 29'000 summit to base camp to accolades from all the team!
  
• Sarn, the barking snowrabbit
  
• Who needs a board when you have paws!
  
• So this is what it's like to be an Otter....
• kibbles and bits,kibbles and bits,i gotta get me some kibbles and bits
  
• Boston Snowsledding
  
• watch out!!!! here i come
  
• a Boston Snow Angel!!
  
• Alright, I KNOW I buried a bone yesteday SOMEPLACE! What joker dumped all this white stuff on top?
• Observe the rare polar boston seen in its natural habitat ready to attack
  
• Hey, who needs a SNOW BOARD when you can BODY SURF!
  
• nd here is a rare glimps of the ever ellusive Boston Harp Seal.
  
• This years Iditarod has proven to be the most interesting ever; with the participation of a most brave Boston Terrier, Sarn. Sarn is giving those huskies a run for their money. Mush Sarn, Mush!
  
• Which way did they go, which way did they go?
  
• man this is harder than chasing ball in the pool
  
• I called into work with the "Powder flu"!
• My toes are frozen...my toes are frozen....mom was right.... my toes...
  
• Nope... the snows not sticking
  
• This is what happens when you lean to far forward on the sled.
  
• My legs gave out a few miles back... so I summersaulted the rest of the way down
  
• Yes, it's true, Mom... all of these years you've been housing a penguin here. Tobogan away!
  
• Hey... after the frost bite sets in... It doesn't feel so cold out here. ^_^
  
• This is what I call pure commitment folks, even though he lost his skiis hes still goin strong.
  
• Sarn stars in 0017 lbs' next cool action chiller, "Snow Bunnies."
  
• Look OUT, Kevin Bacon! Tremors 3!!
  
• I am a penguin! AAA...I cannot stop...
  
• Snow diving....chilly.....but exilerating.
  
• TREMORS!!!!
  
• look mommy im a snowplow
  
• Whee!I love sledding!
  
• I FREE, FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS!!
  
• Is that an Otter or a Boston?
  
• "I am havin co much fun and you don't gota be a sled dog to have fun in this snow. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
  
• AVALANCHE! Where the hell is my treat?!
  
• -Jaws Theme song- And I lunge at the unsuspecting scuba divers.
  
• FREEDOM!!!
  
• Why do I always have to be the plow?
  
• It's a bear-no it's a wolf-no it's SUPER BOSTON!
  
• KRYYKEEEESSSS! The elusive BOSTON SEAL! Isn't shay uh beutaaay!!!???
  
• Fresh Powder! Lets rip! Dang, forgot my snorkel!
  
• Sarn suddenly discovers that he has overshot his ball by about 5 feet and must go back.
  
• Sled dog---piece of cake.
  
• Yetiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
  
• SANTA! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  
• This is a boston re-make of the movie "SnowDogs" featuring Sarn as the lead character.
  
• they lied to me, they said this fluffy white stuff was a big cozy blanket! Gotta get back before I freeze.
  
• COWABUNGA-DUDE!!! Woohoo! Now I see why all the kids love this stuff!
  
• I've heard of snow blankets, but this is ridiculous!!
• What? If there can be a Jamaican bobsled team, why can't I be in the luge?
  
• Don't eat the yellow snow!
  
• Sarn comes up for air during her search for hidden yellow snow.
  
• So as not to cause alarm Sarn disguised as a seal rushes down the side of the mountain to save the village from imanent doom.
  
• Mom I'm sorry I'm getting wet but I'm helping North Carolina cut down on snow scrapers so they can afford to pay their teachers.
  
• Are you sure they said "Uphill, both ways in the snow"?
  
• Look I'm a seal!!!
  
• Bosty the Snow Dog!
  
• Frosty's best friend.
  
• my dream finally came true!IM SNOW WHITE!
  
• BEWARE of secret US Boston Terrier snow submarine!
  
• What happens to determined X Games finalists that don't win. They go into denial. Then, turn and reanact Rocky 2.
  
• BT500...I'll show THEM BT500!
  
• I know the Easter Bunny hopped this way! Heeeerrree Bunnnnyyyy Bunnnnyyyy...
  
• boston bob sleding.WEEEE!! LOOK MOM NO SKI
  
• winter wonderland
  
• Look out below!
  
• Part arctic seal, part boston terrier
  
• AHHHH!!!!!! I'm freezing my butt off!
  
• I'm going to get you for all this white stuff!!!!
• If only I had made a better impression on that nice elderly couple from Florida.
  
• I could have sworn the weather man said no more snow...
  
• COLD!COLD!COLD!!!!!
  
• I'M A GITTIN, I'M A GITTIN!
  
• The Original snow dog
  
• Snowboard? What snowboard?
  
• Snow Seal
  
• Sarn, in a dream filled with lots of Ice Cream.
  
• I am Sarn, Norveegen puppy. Ve chaze snowmobiles ver I live.
  
• Where on Earth is Sarn-en Sandiego? ...Alaska?!
  
• HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
  
• Faster than a speeding bullet...stronger than the mightiest super hero and.... slower than a snail
  
• BOSTON BULLDOZER!
  
• Avalanche!!! Run, run for your- oomph... stuck in the snow -_-
  
• Its the Abostonable Snowman!
  
• I know that I am cheaper than an electric snowblower, but this is ridiculous!
• I'm singing in the snow,
  I'm singing in the snow!
  What a very cold feeling,
  But I'm happy again!
  
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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