Winning Caption: If I find my sweater, maybe I can hide it before I have to wear it.

Outstanding Submissions:

• Hey! Check by butt and see if it's dry will ya?
• Caught on tape at last! the Dryer Sock Eater's identity is revealed to all!
  
• HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY!!! *SNICKER*
  
• 27...28...29...30! Ready or not, here I come!!!
• Happiness is a warm blankie fresh out of the dryer.
  
• I know it's in here somewhere!
• Anybody seen my snuggle sack?
• Sheesh! Every time stuff around here gets to smelling even half-way decent someone goes and messes it up with this darn contraption!
  
• If I leave bubblegum in my pocket again, mom's gonna kill me!
• I am trying to find the creatures who steel the socks.
  
• Hey, hey... wait a minute... I'm looking for my toy... don't touch that button...
  
• A!! They thought that they could wash the boston butt smell out of there clothes! Not if I can help it!! HEHEHE
  
• Clyde is not a dog to pass up a napping opportunity.
  
• There's a white in here! Honestly, I have to do everything around here myself!
  
• you MAY have given me a bath, but I'll dry myself if you don't mind...
  
• Early model gas dryers were powered by Boston Terriers. This practice was later banned by the EPA for quite obvious reasons.
  
• I've GOT to pay more attention to where I hide my bones!
  
• Snuggle Dryer Sheets are now available in a brand new scent: Boston Terrier.
  
• Hey! Bonnie! Are you in here? This is your man Clyde!
  
• Why does everyone always look at me when the laundry gets dog fur on it, I'm not the only one in the house.
  
• Jeezlouise! I could have SWORN that I put that ice cube in here yesterday!
  
• his was the first picture my mother showed my girlfriend
  
• Its funny when you think your alone, doing your laundry, then you find out that someone with a camera happens to be standing behind you taking embarresing pictures of your rear end. Imagine how red my face got when I first saw this.
  
• Do I have to do everything around here?
  
• Nothing happening here, move along.
  
• Yummy, Snuggle fabric sheets! My favorite!!
  
• Perhaps the dryer will shrink my butt like it does Mommie's pants!
  
• I must check these towels for fluffiness....I must check these towels for fluffiness...
• I'll help you fold the towels for a treat.
  
• There's Clyde, showing off his best feature.
  
• If this is what I need to do to get some heat in here, so be it!!
  
• Thanks for warming this towel up for me. I love how everything revolves around me...literally.
  
• Echo...Echo....Echo....
  
• I could have sworn this is where I put the steak.
  
• Oooh, baby! There's nothing like a warm towel!
• I know..umph!..that cookie...umph!...is in here...umph!...somewhere!
  
• Whats this stuff doing in the sauna?
  
• finally, i found a warm spot
  
• Oooh... it's warm and cozy in here... I'll just snuggle under the towels...
  
• OOOOOH, pretty colors!
  
• Has anyone seen my doggie diaper? I can't seem to find it in here!
  
• Next time put this thing on LOW HEAT! I almost roasted myself!
  
• Ok! WHERE is that long lost sock?
• I guess this is why they always tell me to empty my pockets before doing laundry...now where is that damn bone??
  
• @#%*...No fair!!...all the other guys on the block get to go out and play on the weekend...and I get stuck doing the laundry!
  
• I put it in those pants.
• Warm laungry... Mmmmmm...
  
• A dog's work is never done!
  
• I thought the towels would smell fresher than this!
  
• Someone left a treat in their pocket. I can smell it.
• Forgot to add the fabric softener...
  
• Hey, a Boston's gotta do what a Boston's gotta do to stay warm.
  
• Where's Momma's thong? I'd love to whip it around and throw it up into the air!
  
• I am NOT losing anothing sock!
  
• It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, IT'S A BOSTON BUTT!!
  
• Why are my clothes always full of dog hair!
  
• They'll never find my rawhide in here!
  
• I know my stuffie is in here somewhere!!
  Someone turn on the spiner thing so I can look better.
  
• And Mom wonders why they always are missing one sock.
  
• Nothing gets between me and my Dentabone!
  
• I know my sweater's got to be in here somewhere!!!
  
• Ok, you hand me the laundy and i'll put it in the dryer...
  
• And coming down the Green carpet, folks, it's....Clyde? What on earth is he wearing? I hope someone catches a snapshot of that outfit...
  
• The do's and don'ts of hair salon selections....
  Do: ask them to style and dry your hair.
  Don't: accept the offer if they wish to stick your head in a laundry dryer...
  
• Loading Boston cannon...
  
• *Sniff... Sniiiiifffffffffff* Whatever this new laundry detergent is.... it smells delightful.
• Dogs gone wild - after a night of heavy drinking Clyde can't even find his way out of the laundry room.
  
• Has any body seen my bell bottoms?
  
• Who would think to look for an Easter Egg here?
  
• I told her not to wash my favorite blanket
  
• I'm freezin! Where's my sweater?!
  
• Wow!!! You actually taught your boston to change a hubcap!!!???
  
• Where is my favorite sweater? It's gotta be in here somewhere!
  
• But I want to ride the bath -macine too mommy!
  
• "I know i hid that treat somewhere"!!!
  
• "@#$%^* dryer is always losing my favorite red socks!!"
  
• Where are my knickers!!!!
  
• Shake your booty, shake your booty, yeah, yeah!
  
• I know I left my ball in here somewhere
  
• i have short hair..there is no need for the giant hairdryer
  
• My blankie... I know it's here somewhere.
  
• AW GREAT! the hot cycle DID shrink my tail!
  
• Here's what I think of Congress.
  
• Oh NO!!!! Did you put my "skinny" jeans in the dryer?!
  
• Lets see 'my head got stuck!' no... oh! 'I was cleaning it for you' like they'll believe me....hmmmmm. I GOT IT! 'I wanted to show you my other side.'
  
• My bottoms not bald, its receeding
• Bottoms up!
  
• Doesn't my butt look hott!?!
  
• Hey, sexy baby!!
  
• I just gotta find my shirt...Hey!?!
  
• What the heck are you taking a picture for?
  
• Isn't the moon bright tonight?
  
• I love to snuggle in the towels when they are warm and cozy
  
• Heh... I don't understand why the make such a big deaL? Doing the laundry isn't THAT hard... Whoa!! Apparently neither is becoming the laundry...
  
• Muwahahahaha! They'll never find me in here. Think camoflauge.
  
• What to wear?! WHAT TO WEAR?!
  
• " I knew it was a bad idea playing Truth or Dare with him... I hope he does not turn it on !"
  
• "For the 5th. time Mom , Your bra is NOT in here !"
  
• Where did Mom put my thongs?! Gotta be in here somewhere... *grumble*
  
• Hey I'm a delicate! Drip dry only please!
  
• Where's my blankie?!?!
  
• I know that chewy is in here somewhere!!
  
• I know my toy is in here somewhere, or did the dryer eat it like it does the socks.....oh wait a minute thats me who eats the socks.
  
• It's all the rave in England to dry your Boston in the dryer.
• Where is that darn sock!?
  
• Wait you left a treat in the pocket...
  
• This will be quicker than Mom's blow dryer. Smells fresher, too.
  
• now just where in the hell did she put my treats?
  
• I'm sure I left that pig ear in here somewhere!
  
• HHHEEEEYYYY! Gimmie back my head and no one gets hurt!!!
  
• Snuggles has got to be in here somewhere.
  
• BOSTONS IN COURT
  Now, Clyde(not his real name) works in a laundry in the witness protection program...
  
• Curly butt
  Hey Mom, Look at my butt.
  
• The question is, what is the appropriate setting?
  
• it is the only way I can add some "parfume" to the laundry.
  
• I know the evil woman put my bankie in here somewhere.
  
• Didn't you read my washing instructions when you bought me...I'm dry clean only baby!
  
• Is this my "best side" or am I just making an @!* of myself?
  
• Stop staring at my butt and help me find my new shirt!
  
• How do I always lose just ONE of my socks?
  
• A Boston Terrier in its native habitat foraging for nylabones & chewy treats.
  
• Clyde is now demonstrating the new butt munch cruncher for only $19.95 with shipping and tax.
  
• Oh my god my valium has run out.. where's that blanket again.. oh wait a minute.. she's taken it... she's always wanted it for herself.. she's hidden in this noisy metal box and it doesn't even have that chewed bone smell!!
  

Great captions everyone!
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