Winning Caption: Eating you shall be such sweet sorrow.

Outstanding Submissions:

• Weebles wobble but they don't stare down a Boston Terrier.
  
• It is hard to be a dog, and see everything in black and white.....and without glasses
• Using her special "Treat Loop" Lucy is able to find flaws and imperfections in any toy or food given to her.
• The "Evil Eye" is always effective against unidentifiable purple and red objects!
  
• mmmmmm marshmallow peep!
  
• But, what would our children look like?
  
• Are YOU my mother??
  
• everything is here but the silverware
  
• Gaaaahhh!!
  
• Take off this clown nose! It's too heavy!
• eye to eye and paw to ?
  
• If I sneak up on it it wont see me!
  
• i can make it move with my mind!
  
• Hmmmm, I thought that ogling chicks would be more fun than this.
  
• Hmmmm, it looks like a chick but it don't smell like one!
  
• Oopps- don't move! My nose is stuck on your earring!
  
• That's right- I'm talkin' to you!
  
• Hmmm ... the bouquet is floral, acidity tight, complex structure. Let's see if this year's vintage has long legs.
• Honest! I was NOT trying to put this thing up my NOSE!
• I know if I stare at it long enough it will move!
• I knew this giant candy corn was too good to be true!
  
• Lucy tries to nose wrestle.
  
• Hey, I didn't get any salt on mine!
  
• Can you see me NOW???
  
• Whoever smelled it delt it!!
  
• "This is a fascinating life form called a ball.I will study it daily!"
  
• By inspecting the outside, you can see evidence of food residue. I will just have to eat it to find out, you can't let good food go to waste.
  
• Who's idea was it to break out the superglue??
  
• When you concentrate on something it means you are thinking real hard.
  
• To Eat Or Not To Eat! That IS the question!
  
• Maybe if I stare at it long enough, it'll do a trick.
  
• I know you're in there.
• Oh my gosh!!! My eyeball popped out!!
  
• Circus?? What's a circus??
  
• Tasty!!!
  
• girrrrrllll, you got some junk in your trunk!
  
• Now how does that clown get it to stick!!
• What are you doing sitting at my seat?
  
• To her chagrin, Lucy's attempts to burn a hole into a marshmellow peep with Superman-like laser beam vision repeatedly fail.
  
• Once I get my clown nose on, we can start the party!!
  
• Is this the kind of Peep they usually put in Easter baskets?
  
• Further proof that Bostons make the best looking clowns at birthday parties.
  
• Yep it smells just as good as it looks!
  what is it again?
  
• *sniff* *sniff* Mom! what in the heck is this?!?!?
• "Hmm Smells like chicken!"
  
• A Bird "I" view
  
• Hmmm...how did this get up here? I'll just nuzzle it off before Mom finds me!
  
• "Oh no!"this ball is stuck to my nose.
• Elementary my dear Watson.
• Notice how the boston examines all new toys before. Spectacular.
  
• That's Hot!!!!!
• Lucy wonders where the feathers are...
  
• Are u sure this is an offical red nose ?
• EWWW! GROSS!
• Hello Chicky...oh don't worry all dogs sniff each others butt to get to know one another!
• I know you're in there somewhere!!
  
• I can see the tiny little men on the toy.
  
• HEY, MOVE AGAIN I DARE YA!!!!
  
• This doesn't smell like a Peeps. Where are the Peeps?!
  
• you and me.....right now....staring contest....
• Look mom, I think it's going to lay an egg.
  
• i love it.
  
• If I only had thumbs.
  
• If I had a nose, I could nudge this ball off the table!!
  
• And I shall call him squishy. He will be my friend
  
• Lucy proves once again that Dyson vacumms have nothing on a Boston' nose.
  
• 1. Sneak up on the wooden bird. 2. Stick your nose up it's butt. 3. Fool your friends by pretending you are balancing it on your nose!
  
• This Follow The Leader game is nuts...
  
• If I stare you down maybe you'll move and then we can play.
  
• it's not a toomoor
  
• Why won't you talk to me?
• Here, let me tell you a secret...
  
• what are you? ... a wood pecker?
  
• Here's looking at you kid!
  
• Wanna trade? I'll take your food and you can have my toy.
  
• Mom, what is this?!?! Smells funny!
  
• Who said I couldn't be a good bird dog?
  
• They didn't tell me this guy also did Michael Jackson's nose job!!!!
  
• I know there's a treat under here somewhere! There just must be!!
  
• Come to mamma!
  
• I'M WAITING! FLY ALREADY!
  
• I'm just an wild and crazy gal!!!!!
  
• Lucy dons her prosthetic nose in preparation for her guest appearance as sylvester the cat in the looney tunes.
  
• "I'm gonna win this staring contest you stupid bird!!!"
  
• Damn! That hot glue gun!
  
• If only the ball would stay on my nose, I could join the circus with the rest of the clowns
  
• on your mark get set go 1,2,3,..I'm gonna win this starring contest, no doubt about it
• I swear I didn't touch the super glue
  
• Ok...whose idea was it to put superglue on this? Not funny people. Not funny.
  
• Wow! This smells like fritos too!!
  
• " mommy..Help me get this bird off my nose..please"
  
• Go ahead, make my day.
  
• IF I ONLY HAD THUMBS
  
• Mommy, I'm near this bird,so why is it not flying away????
• They make these outta WHAT???
  
• That would make a great new nose!!
  
• Maybe the other dogs will finally think I have a nose.
  
• Let me at em
  
• How did my nose get this color?
  
• Does this thing have any dark meat on it???!!!
  
• Soo, he said he was going to give me the bird, and, the next thing I knew..
• HEEEEEY! No feathers on the table!!!
  
• Lucccccccyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! You got some 'splain to do!!!!
  
• I'm tellin' ya right now and I mean it! You can NOT have ANY OF MY DOGGIE TREATS!
  
• Hello? Is anyone in there?
  
• Lucy discovered a little too late that her Plastic Surgeon has done work on celebrities such as Miachael Jackson, Cher and Goldie Hawn!
  
• You are in a trance, I have you under my power...now move darn it!!"
  
• Ohh man! I should have never let that clown pet me!
  
• That old wives' tale IS true! If you cross your eyes & the wind changes, your face DOES stay like that!!
  
• I spy, with my little eye, something that's purple and orange.
  
• All right mr. bird! There's only room in this world for one one of us and I aint goin.
  
• Talk to me little friend!!!!
  
• Give me one reason why I shouldn't rip you to shreads like the others.
  
• Rudolph and Bozo aren't the only famous ones. I can be famous too!
  
• It's stuck!
  
• You've fooled me for the last time tweety bird!
  
• have you seen my ball?
  
• Up close and personal, Lucy sees how wonderfully delicious this little bird could be!
  
• P.U.!!!!!!
• Oh my nose!
  
• My mom always waid that if I kept lying my nose would grow and then a bird would land on it. I guess she was right.
  
• stay..stay..man, if I just had a little snout I could get it.
  
• Now what is this & why don't I have one?
  
• I'm havin' chicken tonight!
  
• Come on move! I know I saw ya move!
• Tastes like chicken!
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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