Winning Caption: Chariots of U-Haul

• I asked for Palaminos and this is what I get!
• Licenses? We don't need no stinking, licenses!
• "Starbucks, then the mall, and then we'll play it by ear!"
• KnickKnack, peel me a grape. ~Smudgy
• Fresh out of Clydesdales, Smudgy had to make do with the material at hand.
• OK Knack and Whack keep focused on the task at hand, we are about to go by the local tennis court. Remember what happened last time we tried this.
• Hurry! I have to make it before Prince Charming tries that shoe on the Lapso!
• Little Beasts of Burden.
• "I told you when you help your friends move you always end up doing most of the work"
• The Chinese minister has no idea he is being taken by Ninja Bostons...
• KnickKnack and PaddyWhack participate in part of their summer training regimen for the Iditarod under the expert guidance of Smudgy. (Of course, during the actual event they will be wearing stylish sweaters.)
• All Hail Smudgy!
• "To the Dog Park, and step on it!!!"
• they are comming to take me away. Ha/ha, ho/ho,he/he to the funny farm.....where life is beautiful all the time!
• "Hey...we Boston Terriers are in the Non-Sporting Group at the Dog Show...doesn't this put us in the Working Group?!".
• friends don't let friends drink and drive.
• KnickKnack and PaddyWhack show their massive strength by pulling a cart with Smudgy the Pug in the 1st Annual Strong Boston Competition.
• KnickKnack, PaddyWhack, give a dog a bone....This old pug came rolling home.
• KnickKnack, PaddyWhack give a pug a pull........
  KnickKnack, PaddyWhack give a dog tow, this old pugs cruising to and fro.
• *singing* KnickKnack & Paddywack got a yummy bone, this old pug comes rolling home!
• KnickKnack, PaddyWhack give a pug a tow, on your marks, get set, GO!
• Rollin', rollin', rollin' Though the streams are swollen Keep them doggies rollin' Rawhide!
• "Keep movin', movin', movin' Though their dissaprovin', Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!"
• Fuel efficiency at it's best!
• Ben-Hur here I come
• Either Smudgy is gaining weight or we're going up hill.
• Boston version of EL CID
• “You and your stupid bets… are you ever going to learn?"
• You two PROMISED you would escort me personally to the BT meetup if you wanted me to be the entertainment...so let's go!
• The new, IMPROVED, TWO BOSTON POWERED, advance UHAUL carriage only three dog bisquets a day!
• Wow, Smudgy the Pug must be really lazy! Go Bostons!!!
• I said Mush!!!
• smudgey: *barck* hurry up im going to be late for my beauty appointment *bark* knickknack and paddy whack: *bark* srry boss the traffick is barcking today *barck*
• Smudgy the Pug has arrived, escorted by his two pets KnickKnack and PaddyWhack.
• Okay Knicky, once we get to the top of Lumbard Street we're cutting this guy loose!
• Thats right Boston bitches; you shall pull the pug princess to her castle!
• Not left, right PaddyWhack, what is wrong with you!
• Let's go this way! No, let's go THIS way!
• why are we working for uhaul? knickknack asked so we can buy treats. paddy whack replied.
• So Heavy but must please owner
• Dude, seriously, this is the last time I eevr let you bet on a 'sure thing'! WE should be in there getting pulled around by pugs, not the other way around!
• "Head 'em in, round 'em up,R-A-W-H-I-D-E!!!"
• What ever happened to the fall of ROME!!!
• just good workers
• Maximus Smudgy is now entering the Coliseum The crowd chants"Hale Smudgy"
• Who knows where I'll end up,Knick-Knack is going Gee and that one Paddy-Whack is going Ho.
• We will not succomb to your tyrannical pug ways! One way or another Bostons will rule again!
• No rerides you have exit at the end of this ride and wait in line again like every one else.
• Mush!!
• Christmas in July...on dasher, on dancer....
• Aaw, Mom! I wanted a car with lots of HORSE power!
• Smudgy why can't we ride for a while. Mom Smudgy is not sharing.
• I said mush you Bostons...
• Smudgy the Pug is the new Ben Hurr telling his horses KnickKnack and Paddy Whack to go faster.
• Santa may have competition this year.
• ONWARD,HO!
• MUSH,MUSH
• Hey!Some one stole the ramp!!!
• Gee paw, our boy is off to college aready!
• "can we stop and get some water now?" "no"
• "I always knew Mom loved him best!"
• "I don't care what you say, Paddy, Conestoga Wagons weren't cool then and they sure as heck aren't cool now."
• This has got to be breaking some kind of labor law...
• KnickKnack and PaddyWhack, give these dogs a bone! This old pug came rolling home! (In style that is, "cha! cha!...faster my servants!")
• OK...just to the end of the drive. Then, WE get to ride.
• Excuse me but why is Smudgy riding and we are not!
• Faster, dogs! Mush! Mush!
• Mush I say...MUSH!!!!
• U CALL,WE HAUL
• COME on mom! Why do we have to pull!
• All I hear is " smudgy wants a ride, smudgy wants a ride." How about if we take smudgy's little cart and pull it apart like yesterday's chew toy.
• Faster! Go faster, you dogs!
• Smudgy says "Guys, when we get to mexico, I promise you, the beer & nachos are on me!!"
• Thats it... COME ON! PUT YOUR SNOUT INTO IT!
• The Pug-Buggy takes a trip to Boston.
• This isn't right. This just isn't right!
• The low budget remake of Ben Hur begins filming.
• KK & PW wait in their respective corners while SP prepares to rule on the TKO
• How do you get 2 Bostons to go the same way at the same time? Smudgy has no clue, either.
• On Donner, on Blitzen...
• I go right, you go left. -gotcha
• did you see the movie ben hur?
• "Now we know what 'U-haul' really means!!"
• It is amazing what KnickKnack and PaddyWhack will do for that BONE!
• Faster Faster WEEEEEEE!
• FASTER, FASTER, THEY ARE AFTER US!!!
• ON KNICKKNACK, ON PADDYWHACK, WE'VE GOTTA GET THE TOYS TO ALL THE KIDS AND DOGS.
• ... give those dogs a bone, this old Pug came rolling home.
• Mush, Beasties, Mush!
• "There better be a bone for us after rolling this old Pug home".
• Beastie version of the Boston Marathon.
• "Faster! Faster! Pick up the pace!"
• Where were the Huskies when we needed them?
• ...knickknack, paddywhack give your pug a pull...
• UNTIL THE PRICE OF GAS GOES BACK DOWN, THIS IS THE WAY IT HAS TO BE.
• you just had to take the job from the queen
• Are we there yet?
• Pug:"C'mon pups! Ya!" KnickKack to PaddyWhack: "Where's the jusice?" PaddyWhack response: Don't know. Yippie-ki-yay! Knickknack: : 0
• HOPE HE LEAVES US A GOOD TIP.
• Come on fellows, I need to get to Rodeo Drive for my peticure
• Smudgy the Pug says, "Can't you guys pull any faster, I'm dying of heat here!"
• Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ARE WE THERE YETTTTTTT!
• Hey KnickKnack, somebody ate too much for lunch and it wasn't you or me!
• MAKE WAY FOR QUEEN SMUDGEY!!!!!!
• Who's bright idea was it for the two BT's to pull the one pug?
• Presenting Smudgy the Pug, and the servants KnickKnack And Paddywack.
• that give the dog a bone stuff doesn't seem so hot right now, but this old pug is going home....
• Knick Knack and Paddy Whack practice hard for Gladiator Days....
• COME ON NickKnack AND PaddyWhack! YEEEEHAW!
• Knick - He's not so heavy..... Paddy - He's not my brother.....
• Alright,who said , "Circle the wagons?!"
• We need to get the emperor to the collisium before they start announcing!
• ...and in 1st place, rounding the last turn, is the dynamic duo KnickKnack and PaddyWhack!! What a COMEBACK they've made this season! - I really think that Smudgy, the teams captain's pre-race pep talks have brought the team together....
• Her magisty the Queen...
• Boys...lets roll
• This........is.......so........heavy.........ZzZzZzZzZzZz.....C`mon guys you can pull harder than that im only 18 lbs
• "let's go this way" "No, I wanna go this way"
• if we get smudgy to the finish line first it will prove bostons rule in the snubnose category for brains and brawn
• I think are owners are confused,we're not from the working breed we are non-sporting. This does not feel like the work of an American Gentleman.
• Check your rear view, Ben Hur!
• "Hey Paddy, Do you think the gas prices will ever go down?"
• "No, PaddyWhack...you're "Gee" and I'm "Haw"..get it straight!"
• Prince Smugdy arrives, in her chariot,at the annual "Give the Dog a Bone Festival" flanked by knights-- Sirs Knick Knack and Paddy Whack
• Smudy was having a flash back to her favorite story..."Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on Cupid! on, KnickKnack and PaddyWhack! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
• Caution: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
• Hi ho, hi ho, its off to work I go
• KnickKnack: "Hey PaddyWhack, I think I figured out who's been eating all of our treats." Paddywhack: "I know it, I'm gonna need a backrub after this one."
• This reminds me of the old joke about cats being smarter than dogs because you can't get 8 cats to pull a sled through snow...

• Really something to make you smile
• i could not pick between cute and funny but it is both
• I think it is funny becuase you dont see a dog walking a dog often
• forget the photo- i just adore those names!!!
• All 3 of them are adorable!
• so this is where Anheuser Busch gets their ideas for their SuperBowl Commercials... good to know
• cute and funny
• cute
• Comment: Simply adorable!!

Great captions everyone!
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