Winning Caption: I wanted
- Hey Rocket, Wanna see my impression of a blanket?
- I wish I knew how to quit you!
- Abbey never understood why so many folks like cat naps- the
darn things don't sit still long enough and they're lumpy.
- This new feline-enhanced memory foam is just not what it's
cracked up to be.
- No Mom, I didn't invite any friends over while you were gone.
- Just one more minute and I will have aligned your shakras.
- A-ha! Your cat-kwon-do is no match for my snort-fu!
- No, I haven't seen the cat.
- hey i like this persian rug!
- I'll take the medicine, I promise!!!!
- If you will just hold still another second, I will have the
- Hey Mom....I think there is a hole in this new air mattress.
I keep hearing a funny HISS sound coming from it.
- Single Brindle female Boston looking for kitties to ... play
- When standard wrestling holds fail, Abbey resorts to the advanced
Boston Deadweight Plus Fart move.
- Hey, Mom! I love this new toy... it squeaks really loud!
- I'm gonna hold him and squeeze him and kiss him...
- Cat sacked again!!!!!!
- "Oh sure.. it's not as comfortable as a Snuggle Sack, but
it's a lot more fun!"
- Abbey took this week's poll. She sunbathes ON kitties even
when someone is looking.
- The next best thing to a Snuggle Sack is a Snuggle Cat.
- Even though Abbey and Benny
differ slightly in their methods, they both know how to show
their kitties just how much they love them.
- Come on Rocket one more piggy back ride, I love piggy back
- Rocket makes a fluffy pillow
- Say UNCLE!
- Rocket: "Get off! You're cutting off my circulation, you big
- I am the greatest heavyweight champion in the world.
- Okay I'm down for the count, you win now let me up you fool,
- Hey Mom left me in charge. Whats a girl to do?
- I didnt hear you say Uncle?.......
- bombs away i will protect you
- This was supposed to be a picture of Mr.Rocket here. But I
just couldn't resist!
- Take that kitty cat!
- This isn't what it looks like, I swear!
- HELP!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS LITTLE
BEAST OFF ME!!!!
- and..4 Abbey the bosoton has pinned Rocket the cat.
- Referee: "1,2,3...10! And the winner is Abbey!" Announcer:
"Rocket may be quick, but Abbey is much heavier!"
- my BEST friend Rocket said I needed a new bed and that was
nice but once I found the one I wanted sed said forget I said
- "Are we having fun yet?"
- "He really loves this part, mom. You can see just how much
in his eyes."
- Say Uncle.........
- "Ready to talk yet? Ready to tell me where you put the orbee
- Rocket, I *told* you - just hand over my chew toy and no one
will get hurt...
- "You think this is bad? Wait till I hump you infront of them
too! Teach you to get attention while I'm around!
- "Who's your Daddy?"
- "Mom! I caught her scratching up your favorite chair again!"
- Abbey proves Rocket wrong when she shows that yes, I CAN
lay where i want.
- Rocket's tumor has just taken a turn for the worse.
- I've fallen and can't get up.
- Rocket: "Quick - CALL MY LAWYER!!"
- Start counting,ref!
- This fuzzy new bed makes funny noises!
- Let me show you how well this new cleaner works! First, we
mash the cat into the carpet real good......
- Look, I'm ridin' a Rocket! I'm ridin' a Rocket!
- The Crush of Love
- I call this move the 'Boston Cat Mash'...
- Cat? We ain't got no cat.
- Crouching Boston, Hidden Cat
- what cat there is no cat around here.
- Abbey's deformed leg looked just like a Kitten
- I've got him down for the count one,two,three ding ding and
the winner is Abbey the boston terrier.
- BT Mania 3 Winner
- The answer - No Rocket can not carry Abbey, Period.
- Last time Rocket begs Abbey to "Jump On"
- When the blanket's in the Wash.... Throw on a Warm Boston
- PETA was after Rocket for using a BT Jacket, couple sizes
- The New World Champion is.....Abbey
- Abbey: oh thanks, rocket! I almost fainted in the backyard.
Now could you please carry me to the kitchen? Rocket: *gasps
for air* no..problem..im just...resting..
- and its Abbey folks, yes Abbey the Boston has Rocket in the
- What a lumpy Floor
- Kitty? I don't see no sticken Kitty....
- Abbey takes it out on Rocket after watching to much Footbal
- Next time you eat from my Bowl......
- Bostons Rule! now remember that. Now say uncle.
- I won't get off until you tell me where they hide my treats!
- The creation of a new species.
- yeah baby now hiss for me you know how daddy likes it
- This is turning out to be a cat-tastrophy!!!!
- It's a good thing i have nine lives, you have squeezed one
of those lives out of me!!!!
- Thanks mom, i just love these live body pillows!!!
- This gives a new meaning to the term "dog pile"!!!!
- Yeah, i think he's cat-atonic by now!!!!
- Say it....Bostons rule and cats drule
- You said what about my momma? Wanta think twice about that!!
- Okay, Okay....you can have the cat food....just get off!
- You know you want me!
- "What are looking at? Huh? This ISNT a bed?"
- Don't worry Rocket I'll protect you.
- Abbey always dreamed of lying in front of the fireplace on
a Lion skin rug, but this will do.
- I've found the purrfect bed! me-OW
- Rocket is pinned down in a half-Nelson! 1...2...3...
And the New Heavyweight Champion of the World!!! ABBEY!!!
- Sorry, mom...I thought it was my snuggle sack!
- get that kitty!
- Tonight on Animal Planet: Cat Pillows, and the dogs who love
- This hurts me more than it hurts you, Rocket.
- And I will love him and pet him...
- Ours is a love no one could understand!
- And the winner is: Abbey with a pin!
- Get offa me, ya big galoot!
- Abby only has to hold him for 3 seconds... 3...2....1... PINNED!!!
The winner is ABBEY! Our new lightweight boston world champion!
- Abbey waits patiently as Rocket starts the countdown.
- One step closer, and the cat gets a Boston kiss!
- Who's your Daddy?
- Rocket looks ready to take off!
- WWF Smackdown! Abbey vs. Rocket, be there!
- total domination!
- Cat: Help can't breath! Dog: What a comfey pillow.
- "1..2..3.. your out!"
- I can't breathe...
- Now do something to get me in trouble again!
- I luv luv luv this kitty
- And you think watching WWE hasn't improved my techinque!!!
Well...think again Rocket.
- See...this is what happens when you put my bed in the laundry.
- No, Rocket...THIS is how they do it On WWF!
- Abby says" these cat cushions, aren't as comfortable as i've
- Abbey didn't know that this picture would come back to haunt
her years to come.
- "Uh, do you mind? You're a bit heavy!"
- THIS WON'T HURT AT ALL
- Rocket wishes Abbey would just quit riding his a** about everything.
- She ain't heavy, She's my boston...
- umm... hello... not a pillow...hello?
- Rocket feverishly began to squirm as he knew the methane fog
was soon to follow.
- Why no, I haven't seen Rocket all day...
- This is lots better than a bear skin rug, it even vibrates!
- this new rug is kinda lumpy.
- If Abbey would just give up Grecian style, she could make
some real WWF money.
- Say doggy may I!
- HELP ME
- Got a cigarette?
- No one survives the figure four leg lock!
- "You know the rules. I'm always fed first!"
- Stay down for the count kitty.....throw in the towel
- "cat" tastrophe!
- You want summa this!?
- In the Line of Fire: An assassin on the loose, a cat in danger.
Only one Boston stands between them...
- Hey, this squishy pillow thing Mom got is all lumpy!
- "Cat? What cat?"
- "Cats who hate Bostons and the Bostons who love them, tomorrow
- It's not what you think!!
- I thought it was the carpet...I swear!
- Once again Raw wins over Smackdown!
- Alright Rocket--start talkin! What did you do with my Dino
- I've caught the cat burglar...now give me my kibbles. I don't
work for free you know!
- Just admit that Snoopy would easily outwit Garfield and you
can go on your way, Rocket.
- This isn't what you meant by 'babySIT' the cat?
- This chair better be empty when I get back.
- Why do they call me Pue?
- Okay, I've got him. Now, what do you want me to do with him?
- I'm innocent, it was the cat.
- Mine all Mine!!!
- remember kitty!!! Stop Drop and Roll
- never sit on your pet cat
- Who needs a stuffed kitty by Fat Cat Inc. when you have the
- "So, who's the boss?"
- I've never had a chiropractic adjustment like this before!
- I must break you. (in russian voice)
- THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO LET YOU PLAY WITH MY SQUEEKY!
- Everything was going really well until the new squeaky toy
- Rocket:"Hey Abbey, hide me quick. I was scratching the couch
and i think she saw me." Abbey: "Relax Rocket, just be still,
she'll never notice you."
- Abbey: you know, rocket? you could make boston-gazillions
if you decided to be a doggy bed! You are so soft, fluffy, warm,
and portable! Rocket: *gasps for air* i..think this...job...is
- I win...A Princess as mighty as me always wins!!
- I crush you...like bug!
- Abbey likes to keep her friends close and her enemies even
- "Today on the Ultimate Fighting Challenge... Rocket the Cat
takes on our champion, Abbey the Boston!"
- Ain't love grand!
- Rocket: I know bostons are lap dogs, but this is Ridiculuos..
- Abbey: And you call yourself Rocket? More like Pancake..hehe
- The dangerous effect of over-snuggling.
- Ever hear of Boskin Rug?
- Jealousy? What do you mean, jealousy? There's no jealousy
- Yeah, it started out as a bump on my butt.
- Someone get this fool off of me.
- Stretch kitty. Put you heart and soul into it!
- You're squishier than my bed. I could get into this.
- HELP! I'm trapped under something heavy!
- Rocket-how many times do we have to wrestle before you realize-i'm
ALWAYS going to win?
- C-A-N-T B-R-E-A-T-H! P-L-E-A-S-E H-E-L-P!
- I'm tired of playing,lets rest for a while
- She likes it when I sit on her lap. Really.
- lets share body heat
- there goes life #3. Good thing I have 6 more!!
- Rocket had no idea when entering the room that Abbey had just
been wishing for something new to play with.
- Meow put down the camera and get this thing off me.
- Is this what you meant by "go take a little Cat Nap", mom?
Sorta like this?
- I'm not finding this new 'cat pillow' very comfortable!
- I've been Bostoned and I can't get up!
- Cat? What cat? I don't smell a cat!?
- When I asked for something comfortable to sleep on for Christmas,
I never figured this is what I would get!
- FINE...kick me out of your bed. Look where Im going to sleep
- Of all the rugs I've ever slept on, this one has to be the
- Get off me Abbey before I blast off...
- MERCY!!! I CALLED MERCY!!!!
- This is what happens when Rocket lies in Abbey's sunning spot.
- WWBoston Champion Abbey shows us her famous "Kitty squeeze"
- Mom and dad got me this AWESOME cozy bed. I dig it!
- What, you want a piece of me too?
- Oh, I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener; that is what I'd
truly like to be. Cause if I were an Oscar-Mayer wiener, Everyone
would be in love with me!!!
- Look, lady, you didn't see nuttin here...seeee? Now turn around
and keep yur mouth shut...seeee....or else...
- Did I not TELL you to QUIT swatting at me when I come in through
the doggie door! Time to pay the piper!
- Now, Rocket, what was that remark?
- Hey, would you mind getting on your own side of the bed!
- think of what the offspring will look like.
- That smell? Well I told you not to squeeze me...
- Thanks,Rocket, for helping me with my wrestling practice.
- When you mess with a Boston, the consequences are NOT pretty!
- one...two...three....YOU WIN! That full Nelson hold is hard
to get out of!
- HA! I CRUSH YOU!
- O.K. put the treats on the floor...now slowly slide them towards
me and back away... or the cat gets it!
- "Thanks mama this catskin rug is Fabulous!!"
- "HELP!!! I BEING SQUASHED..........."
- TAG! You're it.
- See, Mom, I told you this one still squeaks! I just have to
bounce on it a little!
- Next Week's Smackdown event in the WWB (World Wrestling Bostons)
is the ever popular Abbey the Atrocious versus the Feline Fury!
- Next time on Cheaters: Busted Boston
- Abbey sometimes forgets that Rocket has claws and teeth, too,
but Rocket never, EVER forgets...
- hurt her? never, i'm just taking a nap, promise!
- Help. I,m squished.
- Now give me the cat poop and no one gets hurt!
- It's better if you don't struggle.
- ahh...Caught ya !you're not goin' anywhere 'till i get a big
wet one kitty!
- come on...say it..who's your daddy!
- Get down! We're under attack!
- Abbey,"You promised not to tell about the torn open dog food
bag after I took the blame for the missing salmon!"
- Ah! Nothing like a new catskin rug!
- "Steam Roller Baby......BOSTON STYLE !!!"
- I wonder if it SQUEAKS!
- I love my puddy cat!
- Oh Rocket I love you soooooo much...wink, wink!
- This Rocket cat pillow isn't quite everything it's cracked
up to be.
- Damn! Teleported to the wrong spot AGAIN!
- Rocket the Cat quietly plots revenge while trying to heave
Abbey the Boston from his flattened body...
- I thought I saw a puddytat.
- Hey Mom, thanks for this 'cat rug'..so real feeling and warm
- Emrys may have a pile of money... but this fluffy squeaky
toy is mine... all mine! And it's got the loudest squeak I've
- I will sit on the kitty until she admits that she loves me.
- Boom ! Gotcha in a head lock !
- That's great! This doggie diserves a "Dirty Rotten Kitty"
- That is too FUNNY lol
- I think it is funny!!!!
- hahahahahahaha. what a great shot!!! i hope the owner frames
- my boston terrier would do the same thing
- abbey rocks!!!!
- Good God, Kathy, where do you get these pictures? I cannot
even comment, due to hysterics! I am disabled.
- adorable and precious
- My Boston does this too, but my poor cat is the same color,
you can't tell who's winning!
- poor little kitten
- this is the awsomest thing ive ever seen
- What a great picture!!
- so cute and funny
- Thats one crazy freakin Boston!
- it's so cute! I think it's the best one so far
- THAT PHOTO MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
Great captions everyone!
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