Winning Caption: So a Lab, a Saint Bernard and a Chihuahua all walk into a bar...

Outstanding Submissions:

• Let me remind you again! What is the first rule about Fight Club? Don't talk about fight club.
• '"Alright, enough standing around already..lets build this snowman!!!'
• OK YOU GUYS I DONT CARE WHAT HE SAYS BOSTONS DONT PULL SLEDS GET IT
• Gus, Willow and I agree that following you into that wardrobe was a bad idea...
• As the snowfall became more intense, the officials gathered to decide whether or not to call off the game...
• i tripple dog dare you to stick your tounge to the flag pole!
• You can play in our raindeer games Gus!
• The Red Collar Society gets together for their annual Snow Trek.
• Did you hear? I heard our next door neighbor likes to dress their dogs up in dresses... unbelievable don't you think?
• alright who's got dandruff??
• HEY!! THESE SNOWFLAKES DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.
• Ok, guys, here's what we're gonna do. We'll build a snow fort by the mailbox, and when the mailman least expects it, we fly out of the little hole and attack!
• Ok, here's the plan.....
• How in the hell do we back inside!
• Snow dogs 2.. the great adventure
• mmm mmm We love fresh snow flakes, yum yum
• It's fourth down and ten yards to go, for Heaven sakes Gus, get the lead out!
• I told you we needed the sweaters, Gus!
• This is great! Once we ditch these collars no one will be able to spot us.
• WHOA! That's one big stuffed animal!
• Mmmm...snowflakes taste just like chicken!
• No two snowflakes are alike--just like bostons!
• all right every body go roll in the snow and look cute. maybe they will give us cookies! meet you back here in 10.
• Why do they give the kid hats and mittens when we are cute and standing in the snow?
• '"Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree...!'"
• Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
• We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy new year!
• Ok Gus, you go left, Willow you go right and I will go straight...hut hut hut...
• Gus, go out 5 yards and hook back. Willow, make a break for the end zone. Now let's show these Rotties what we can do!!!
• now those are good lookin bostons
• Guys! We can't let the cats beat us in this year's snowball fight!
• Gus, go long. Willow, take out number 10. We can score on this one...ready...break!
• Alright, Gus, you go deep. Willow, you go five and out. On three. Break!
• Here we come a wassailing among the leaves so green!
• Gus to '"Willow go wide to the right,drop back,'"Lulu, run down the Middle!eveyone ready Now!Break!
• Gus you fade to the left, Willow you sweep behind the poodle and ill come up the middle for the touchdown!!!!!!!
• Willow, '"Please Lulu, you don't know what you're talking about, stop already'".
• Alright Willow you go left Lulu go right and I'll go right down the middle they'll never know what hit em! SNOWBALL FIGHT!!!
• Gus: I have an idea...let's bring the stuffing from those toys we just destroyed and hide it out here in plain sight...
  Lulu: Do you really think we can get all that done before the humans return?
  Willow: If not, it's been a while since we blamed the cat!
• '"Are you sure no two flakes are alike?!?'"
• ...and that's when we all rush him at once and steal his sandwich.
• GANG BUSTERS.
• Oooh, Tiki, look! We've hit the jackpot old buddy! A Sack full of '"money'". I saw Mum using this stuff at Petsmart to buy treats and toys! What SHALL we dp with it?
• i'm telling mom...you broke my toy...
• OK you guys now remember... we go inside, run in circle 8's real fast and then all fart... Got that?
• See? I told you the stuff inside the patio chair cushions looks just like snow!
• You go left, I'll go right, they will never see us coming
• Fa la la la la la la la la !
• This is the best spot to burry that useless X-mas gifts
• look obviously they are not letting us in....willow go around back ...gus you ring the doorbell...and ill take the basement window ..this fortress will be breached!
• Where is all the green stuff that I like to eat?
• Look, we wear the '"Silver and Black'" to every Raiders game, and they always loose. This just isn't working!
• '"Alright look, we are only one touchdown short of winning this thing, here is what we are going to do....'"
• Gus, Willow and Lulu hope that all of their human friends take a moment and enjoy all of the blessings and joy that the first snow of the season brings.
• '"listen, the snow makes it so quiet. And it tastes good too.'"
• Hey look Willow! A talking dog!
• Now Let's Play in the Snow!
• As the New Years Ball drops, Gus, Willow and Lulu break into song...'"Should auld acquaintance be forgot.....'"
• Hey, a snowstorm at night! It's boston camouflage!
• Our mission: to get back inside and jump up on the dining table. All for one and one for all!
• Boston Brotherhood!
• Gus,'"Who's on first'"? Willow,'"No Who's on second, What's on first'". Lulu,'"Who's on third then'".... Gus we should be home watching football on TV.
• OK, here's the plan...Lulu will distract the humans with a game of fetch outside while Willow and I chase the cat into the living room. If we can annoy that feline so much that she jumps onto the mantel, she's sure to knock the stockings over and then we get the treats!
• So, What do we shred now?
• Okay, on the count of 3 start throwing snowballs at mom!1...2...
• FA, RA, RA, RA, RA, FA, RA, RA, RA!!
• Ok! You go right, you go left, and I'll run for it. She can't catch us all!!
• Now I know that wardrobe was around here somewhere! Maybe Aslan can find it.
• We Three Kings are lost!!
• Ding' dong merrily on high! lala la la
• Gus, do a button hook in the middle, and Lulu go deep, I will try to hit you in the end zone
• Hark the herald angels sing! lalala!
• Did you guys hear that Angelina Jolie might be pregnant!
• This stuff is actually good!-Even though it freezes my butt.
• all for one and one for all
• Oo-Wah Oo-Wah cool cool kitty
• OK...on hut you break left and go for a long one....ready.....BLUE 32
• You know, this isnt as impressive as me lighting a match on fire with my gas..
• '"A mountain of pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this is?'"
• Don't eat the yellow snow!
• Okay, here's the plan. Gus will go left, Willow to the right and I'll head up the street. With any luck his yelling will wake up the neighborhood.
• Hey you girls wanna go down to Starbuck's for a mocha?
• Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let it Snow!
• Hey! You guys got red collars, too?
• watch out for the yellow snow
• Gus, you go long and Willow goes up the middle- watch your footing! I just love playing in Bowl games.
• I told you this stuff tastes just like water.
• ITS NUTS!
• Some flakes are edible...
• Let's Catch Some Snowflakes!
• '"So then I say to the boss '"Oh Yeah?'" and he says ...'"
• '"So, do you really think it's safe to eat this stuff?'"
• '"What? No really that is what I heard'".
• O.k. here's the game plan. You're the look out, you open the cupboard door and I'll grab the cookies.
• '"Now listen! The Great Danes are planning a conter attack!'"
• Ok..if we all three bark together maybe someone inside will here us!! It is starting to get a little cold out here.
• gus: look! obviously, mommy wanted some time for herself! the best way to get payback, is to spend her money. lulu: yes, gus. right. let's go see a movie, i heard muttrix is playing! first, lemme flag down a cab! gus: by cab, i assume you mean limo! lulu: great idea! so, willow, you ok with this thing? anywhere you want to stop at before the movie? willow: a c-clothes store for some sc-scarves, s-some hot c-coco, and a n-nice, l-long, b-b-b-buuuuble bath!
• '"Hey guys, c'mon, snow isn't THAT bad... ACHOO! (snort...snuffle) Never mind.'"
• I asked to sniff your butt first
• Our wish came true! A whole WORLD of black and white!
• jez! i told you not to stand under dad! he has horrible dandruff!
• Should we make a snowman or just eat all the snow?
• Who's the big dog up there with the bad dandruff?
• Snow Beast Convention 2006
• Gus, Willow, and Lulu try to see who can catch the most snowflakes with their tongues!
• The '"Red Collar Crew'" discusses the possibility of joining the local polar bear chapter, then shares a great laugh!
• Gus, Willow and Lulu are mortified to see they wore the same red '"designer original'" to the Winter Ball.
• Okay Vinnie, you take the snow on the ground, Sophie, you tackle the snow falling down, and i'll keep the snow dance going!
• meet you in front of the heater vent
• In an effort to drive the ball down the field and take home the SuperBowl crown, the Bostons meet for their final team huddle...
• If you guys distract mom, I'll run in and get the bacon.
• Allright, Willow you go left, Lulu go right I'll take it deep through the middle. Hutt, Hutt!!
• Look at my new collar! How was your holiday? Snow tastes like eggnog.
• Listen up! When the toboggan gets here, I'm sittin' shot-gun by Mom.
• The Red Collar Gang plan their strategy for their snow fight with the Pug Thugs.
• Before my paws go numb..you guys gather the wood, and I'll build the fire!
• Not On The Grass
• Looks the the 3 pinguins from the movie Madagascar finally made it to the South Pole.
• Ok team, it's a quarterback sneak for the goal. Let's beat those bulldogs!!!!!!
• The boston gang making their plans to overthrow santas reindeer.
• OK BOSTONS, LISTEN UP. THIS IS THE GAME PLAN.....
• HEY, I KNOW WE'RE LOST BUT SOON THE HUMANS WILL BE CALLING FOR US. OK?
• hey did you hear the gossip about....
• Gus, Willow, and Lulu get the plans straight for the snowball fight.
• I told you there are no 2 snowflakes alike!
• bostons on a chew toy meeting
• Snowflakes that land on my nose and eyelashes...These are a few of my favorite things! Lulu as Maria Von Trapp.
• Gus, Willow and LuLu decide that their next caucus will not be held outside in the snow!
• ok Lulu call me at five
• A Boston T party
• Remember guys Mom said not to eat the yellow snow!!
• I cannot belive how much sugar we are going to eat!
• Hey guys, can you imagine how much stuffing Santa left?
• what is this stuff anyway?
• A rare gathering of the illusive '"snow Bostons'"
• We are the bloods we do not run!!Now when those blue collar cryps come stand proud !!
• Only one will leave alive...but who?
• Okay guys... we just have to make one more touchdown to win! I know they're bigger but we can do it! Curse you, you golden retrivers!!!!!!
• Ok...here's the plan. Gus, you go left I go right, and Willow grabs the bacon.
• hahaha, they thought that it was indestructuble...silly humans...
• Ok, you go right, and you take the left and I'll go down the middle, remember the game is to not let the humans get the ball. it's ours to defluff!!!
• Gus you go long and Willow you try to keep them off me until I can get the pass off, ok 1-2-3 break.
• Snow is coolllll.
• The Three Kings!
• Mr. Sandman bring me a dream...
• charlie brown cristmas theme song in the backround
• "And, .....BREAK!"

Comments:

• What a great picture!
• wonderful
• Genny says CUTE!
• love the pic.

Great captions everyone!
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