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                "and the home of the brave"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!If I close my eyes I can't be blamed if I 'accidently' eat 
                  something, right?And that is how you swallow the world. Max is demonstrating to the class what no cavities looks like. 
                "i said...how you feelin new york?!""I said I'm Back In Black!!"Mommy, Mommy, my ponytails are too tight!AAWW I hate getting a throat culture done, go ahead hurry 
                  up Doc.A closed mouth gathers no feetTo everyone, I'm sorry I drooled on the couch...mom, dad, 
                  I love you. Oh my! There's something out there! ..... It's.... 
                  the Boston Witch Project! After the success Edvard Munch had with "The Scream", he decided 
                  to follow it with "The Boston". The last thing that victims of the dreaded BT sneeze see before 
                  they become another sad statistic.Ha ha ha, last weeks caption was hysterical!I think you went too far with the facelift, Doctor.Oooh! That was a good one!MAAAAAAA!!!! We're out of toilet paper!!!!!ahhhh, *yawns* that was an absolutely wonderful cat nap! What?! 
                  You say my favorite toy, mr.fuzzykins is gone?! NOOOOO! AHHHHH!
"It's dark in here....MOM-MY!!!!!!"That's a good one!You just have to go see this movie,It's the funniest one so 
                  far I can't stop laughing.Waaazuuup!Yuk! Boston Morning Breath!You say Tomato, I say tomatoe!Max auditions for American IdolSeriously......stop....you're gonna make milk come out my 
                  nose!!!!!!This is my happy face!C'mon max smile big and prettyWAHHHHH!!!!!! Please give me my KONG back!!!"I don't understand what we're all yelling about!!!!!" Home Alonehahaha....stop it! hahahaha...Oweeeee, who's pullin' my ears back?!?Aah, aah...Gimme a kleenex quick! Choo!"Home, home on the rangeeee....."Destruction makes me so tired!Max watching Planet's Funniest AnimalsFIGARO, FIGARO, MY BALOGNEY HAS A FIRST NAME........what time is it anyways??!!meet max, the next American idolTurn on the lights, I'm scared of the dark!!!!!!Open up and say AHHHHH!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHWatched the Late Night Show last night. Boy am I tired!Thats the funniest joke I've heard in a long time.Max hopes to be the first canine American Idol contestant.I got soap in my eyes.ha ha ha,, and then when I walk in on him in the bathroom 
                  I,,, ha ha haHA! HA! HA! HA!...A Boston in obediance training...Yeah thats 
                  a good one!But obediencce class is so BORING.Man. I am so high right now.Don't stick your finger in my mouth and ruin the yawn.It was with the news of Lindsey Lohan's most recent hospitalization 
                  that Max had reached his breaking point.I...wanna rock and roll all night...STOP WAKING ME UP WITH THAT CAMERA!Meow see, meow, meow!!BLAAH!heehehehahahahahahhehehehehahahCalgon - Take Me Away!Cheezzzze........I don't want to go to school I think i need glassesSay, let me think about that!HAHAHAHA...that's a knee slapper!HAhahhha!!! those shoes tasted greatAAAAA chooooo!!"Mom & Dad are on vacation, they have no idea what i'm getting 
                  into"!!!! hehehaha, you can't tell if I am yawning or laughing!!!Mama always said someday your face will get stuck that way."She Bangs, She Bangs""That was my skull! I'm so wasted!"- Jeff Spicoli from Fast 
                  Times at Ridgemont High (1982)Yeah, whatever ya sayBoo!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Did I scare you?Don't get me laughing, or I will start pooting!!It's a jo-o-ke!To this day, max won't tell us what he was laughing at.Max struggles to hit the high note in our national anthem.BUT MOM!! I DON'T WANNA GO TA BED !!!Mama mia! Dat'sa one-a spicy-a meat-a-ball! And the taco dog thinks he's the cuter one! I don't think 
                  sooo..Are we done with pictures yet? I'm getting a little tired 
                  here!!BRING ME MY CHEW TOY NOW!! This is my favorite song!Singin' for my supper...Agggh! Grape cough syrup!And then, and then, get this, haaaa haaaa, then, Bergamot, 
                  haa haaaa, runs into the, snort , hee hee, brick wall at top 
                  speed! AHHHH HAAAAAAHAAAAA!! I can't stand it! Haaaaaaaaaa! 
                  Hooo Hoooowee! I'm gonna pee, I swear!Whoooooooooo turn off the light!!wa ha ha You guys crack me up! No, seriously, what does "getting neutered" 
                  really mean?Max sees London, Max sees France, Max sees your underpants!If I laugh any harder, I'll mess myself!Mommy. Mommy my braids are too tightStop stop, or I am going to pee on myself!ahhhhhhchooooo!"THERE'S NO BUSINESS, LIKE SHOW BUSINESS, THERE'S NO BUSINESS 
                  I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"That was SO funny!!!!!"Can I open my eyes yet?? I've counted to 200!!!! Helloo! 
                  Anyone???"I didn't know licking myself would make me go blind!"My country tis of thee" "Sweet land of liverdy" "of b i c!"AAAHHH That hits the spotMax sings OPPPPERRRAAAI AM the next American Idol!!!!I CAN'T HEAR YOU!HA HA HA!!! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST CAT JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD- 
                  I THINK I AM GOING TO PEE!!!!!!!!!!!Max walked in just in time to see you exit the shower. If life gives you lemons...."ha, Ha, HA!!!"WEE WILLL WEE WILLL ROCK YOU!Somebody! Please turn on the lights!Wow...that was one spicy treat!"I DON'T WANT A LITTLE SISTER!!"Not the potty again!Rock n' Roll!Bring on the choo-choo train!!!!it hurts when i laughMax volunteered to be Lemonade testerMOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Tell Daddy to get that light out of 
                  my eyes!!!!!!!!!!That tasted horribleHa Ha Ha that was funny.you hid the kong where????Oh man! Don't make me laugh! That's too funny!And now for my "glass wall" impression.I TOLD you stay OUT of my room!Never leave Max alone with black paint. It could get ugly.Loud noises!!You try working 4:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.... It's hard stuff! 
                I miss those days!!That's too funny, stop already, your going to make me cry 
                  and bust a gut.Just ten more minutes....please!!! Will the Paparazzi ever leave me ALONE? I'm calling my publicist!HAHAHA Tell me another one!!! Did ya hear the one about the farmers daughter and the salesmanHa! Ha! Ha! That was my biggest fart yet!!!...and the bartender says "woof!" Ha ha ah ha ha I slay me!modeling is so over rated...ptsh!mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if i keep my mouth open long enough i might get some food 
                that's good catnip..!As it begins to rain heavily outside, Max looks at his owner 
                  and begins to chuckle, "you want me to pee where"???NO!! Really!! Your story facinates me...."The hills are alive with the sound of music...."Doe,Rae,Me,Fah,So,LAAAA,Tea,Doe!!!!Aaaahhhhhhh!!! Can you see anything? "Deja doo-doo!! Oh man, that's a good one!""Oh man, if you don't quit making me laugh I'm gonna pee my 
                  crate!!"Tell it to me again...I'm not done laughin' yet!"OHMIDOG! That's the funniest damn thing I ever heard!""Oh Dawg, I just heard the funniest joke... BAHAHAH! OK, OK, 
                  wait... BAHAHAH! OK OK, I'm gonna tell it... BAHAHAH!!!woa doc! thats cold!"And the Rockets Red Glaaaaaaaaare" I told you I could sing 
                  mom.I already told you woman, STOP shining that light in my eyes! Comments: 
                thats very cuteThis is Alee's bf Max and she loves and misses him very much...LOVE IT.awe! I love it  Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous 
                POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
 
                Max's reaction when Bosley gets caught washing the dishes.
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