Special Guest Star: Sir Whitley
Rated: Cute

Winning Caption: Just setting up cat boundries, why?

Outstanding Submissions:

  • You knew I would do this.
  • Sir Whitley's design submission for the new town fountain.
  • You didn't actually think I was going to pee outside and risk being seen in this sweater? Did you?
  • When you gotta go, you gotta go!
  • "But mom, it was on fire, honest!"
  • maybe she didn't notice...
  • I hate argyle.
  • Who me?! Not me! you can't prove it was me!
  • Did someone leave the faucet on?????
  • I asked you nicely... now, will you take the sweater off?
  • They put me in this dorky sweater... I pee on the rug. It's that simple. Payback's a bitch!
  • "Don't look at me like that. After puttin' this little number on me, you're lucky I'm not aiming at your leg, pal!"
  • Well, we royals can pee anywhere we want to...care for some golf when I'm through here?
  • Looks like you covered the wrong end Mom
  • Sir Whizzy
  • Still think I am cute!!!
  • I am a wee bit embarrassed about my wardrobe.
  • Overactive bladder affects men and women equally in the USA.
    The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has recently reported that Boston Terriers have been added to this list!
  • "No... I am not passing my opinion!"
  • ACk! I'm leaking!
  • Little Boston - $400
    Sweater - $10
    Urinate on carpet...priceless!!!
  • Ya, Thats right, and if you yell at me I'll poop too.
  • I told you to get this stupid sweater off of me!
  • "Hey, somebody moved the NEWSPAPER !!!"
  • This is what you get for putting me in this stupid sweater...I piss on you!
  • MOM, LOOK AT ALL THIS BROWN GRASS? NO WONDER IT NEEDS WATERING....
  • I was watering the carpet, Geeeeeeeeeeeez, Mom.
  • i told you i didnt like sweaters
  • Busted. Just 5 more seconds and I coulda blamed it on the cat.
  • Sir Whitley is practicing to be a statue in Rome.
  • Knit one, pee two!
  • What do I think of the sweater?! Here's what I think of the sweater!!
  • Shoot, missed again! I gotta aim up higher if I'm gonna get it wet enough for them to take it off me...
  • See, Mom? I TOLD you this sweater was too tight!
  • Really, I'm not peeing,this sweater is so hot it's making me sweat.
  • I'll teach you!...making me wear this sweater.
  • "When a sweater gets ya overheated, well, a fella's got to let off a little steam!"
  • If I hurry I won't get caught!
  • Ford? Chevy? Carpet!
  • What a fasion critic
  • i told you what would happen if you put this sweater on me ever again......
  • Unbeknownst to Sir Whitley, christmas sweaters cause him to sweat in the weirdest ways!
  • Dress me in these silly clothes again and it will be the sofa!
  • What?
  • aaaaaahhhhhh
  • is this not country clubs bathroom?
  • The Public Urinator: "What are you looking at? I am doing my buisness here."
  • So whose the butt of the joke now??
  • Sir Whitley pees on the carpet to show disgust for his sweater
  • this is what i think of this sweater!
  • look ma no hands.
  • Oops, I really tried hard Mommy...
  • I am kinda busy at the moment...
  • Yeah, I DID pee on the carpet. What do YOU think YOU'RE going to do about it?
  • The sweater made me do it!
  • "I don't understand what bad dog means...."
  • I am not fully or accurately expressing my feelings for this sweater, but you get the point.
  • "I'm watering the rug"!
  • what pee?
  • I'll show you how cute I can be. Right here on your carpet.
  • Oops, sorry. I promise I won't do that again until next time!
  • gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!!
  • I TOLD you I don't like having my picture taken.
  • Piss on you! I aint wearing this!
  • I can tel the sleepover tonight is going to be hard.
  • Maybe they won't notice.
  • damn concentrated juice!
  • I can't help it, I just get so excited when I get to wear my sweater!
  • Mommy, I can't hol...I can't hold it.
  • Ya had to put the sweater on, before I went out!
  • I sowwy... but I just had to go!
  • Hey, I can't do everything!
  • A dog's gotta go, when a dog's gotta go!
  • It was just an accident.
  • Fashion Don't at the Boston Terrier Style Show.
  • You want me to go out in the cold and do what??? Bostons are meant to be house dogs!
  • I thought you told me you patched that hole. He's still leaking!
  • SIR PIDLEY
  • "Is something wrong? You said, let's go potty and being the obedient Boston I am I obeyed."
  • Anyone know where i can find a fountain?
  • What just happened? My mind's a blank...
  • Didn't you say everyone go to the bathroom before we get in the car?!
  • This sweater just brings out the pee in me...
  • Hey Whitley...I said on the count of three say "Cheese" not Pee's!!!
  • I'm sorry mommy I coulnd't hold it anymore!
  • I guess I was caught, huh?
  • Uhhh...excuse me may I have a little privacy??
  • Bulls-eye!!
  • Can we go out now?
  • OH, hi mom...
  • "Why Hello?"
  • My gosh don't you know how to knock!!!!
  • I told you the sweater was to tight
  • Oops , I did it again!!!
  • My gosh you scared the piss outta me!!!
  • Oh your right behind me?
  • My Gosh you scared me to death...maybe not death.
  • Are YOU..lookin' at me? Are YOU lookin' at me?!
  • Brr.. Love the sweater, but i'm still too cold to move..
  • Mom, Help!! There's a hole in my belly!
  • I told you I had to go potty but nooo... you didn't see me sniffing in circles did you.
  • I'm confused - I know it doesn't smell like outside, but why else would I have a sweater on?
  • "I thought you said no POOPING in the house...and I didn't"
  • "Can't a dog have his privacy? Jeesh!"
  • "well you didn't expect me to go OUTSIDE, did you"?
  • "teach you to put this ridiculous sweater on me again"
  • Honest. The rug WAS on fire.
  • Keeping staring at my eyes just a bit longer because I'm almost done.
  • Honey, I told you to order the model without the pee option!
  • "Pee on the floor....hmmm..no it wasn't me ! Honestly..mommy"
  • "I told you I REALLY had to go, but you chose to make me wait till you out this silly sweater on me."
  • "The commercial said...Detroil for bladder control problems,But I DON"T think it is working."
  • This may look like I'm just being bad, but this is payback for making me wear the sweater.
  • That's what you get for taking me to the Vet!!!
  • Make me wear an ugly sweater... I'll show him!
  • HAHA with this sweater on my master won't see the puddle I just made. Why didn't I think of it sooner!
  • "Moooon...Riverrr...."
    "What? Am I doing something wrong? Oooh, right, I'm supposed to lift my leg. Sorry."
  • Do I LOOK happy??
  • Did you say you just had the carpet cleaned?
  • What you talking about Willis!
  • "next time, don't feed me wet food"
  • "Well, would you look at that, I'm peeing..."
  • Did I hear someone say "wanna go for a walk?"
  • Who Me???
  • Maybe if I give my person bedroom eyes it will my tinkle in the middle of the carpet less of an issue
  • "I know you're looking at me Mom, please don't be mad"
  • Oops you weren't quick enough. Not my fault?
  • Couldn't get these darn PJs off in time!
  • I'm too scared to go to school in this sweater.
  • It took you so long to put on this silly coat that I couldn't hold it any longer!
  • it wasn't me!! honestly!! i think he went that-a-way!!
  • Well...Mom told me this sweater was pee green
  • Gee mom, you scared the pee out of me
  • awww mom, look what you made me do
  • UH OH! the sweater has a leak!
  • Sir Whitley demonstrates to his owner just exactly what is meant by pit stop.
  • What? What?.... is there something on my sweater?
  • Here is what I do, people! I urinate only on the carpet!
  • Oh...now...see what you've done! Please don't sneak up on me like that.
  • I'm camera shy-you scared the pee out of me!!
  • Well, what do you expect! My sweater is on.
  • YOU...stop looking! I call it marking!
  • What? This is not a reasonable place to pee?
  • I hope you opted for scotchgard.
  • This carpet is MINE, all MINE!
  • Some call me Sir Whitley and some call me Sir Wizzy.
  • You can dress me up, but you can't take me anywhere!
  • See, Mom? I told you this was why there's an opening in my sweater.
  • "Is this where I'm supposed to go daddy???"
  • I told them they would pay for putting me in this crazy sweater!!
  • What a nice carpet...for me to pee on.
  • Sir Whitley?!? How about Sir WET-ley?
Original Songs:
  • Tinkle, tinkle little star
    How I wonder where I are,
    Der's laughing in the house so high,
    Lights are flashing in my eye,
    Tinkle, tinkle little star
    Why is outside just too far?
  • Tinkle, tinkle little star this is what Boston Terriers are...
  • Twinkle, twinkle little star, That big back yard just seems too far!

Special Comments:

  • I dont even have words for this caption because that boston is so beautiful im speechless...not as cute as ours though!
  • He's so adorable!
  • too cute :)
  • Sir Whitley should have been named Sir Whizzly!


 





Great captions everyone!
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