Special Guest Star: Otis
Rated: Funny

Winning Caption: Well don't just STAND there, call the Dog Whisperer!

Outstanding Submissions:

  • Although tough and resilient, even Otis was no match for the Cloak of Paralization.
  • My God can someone help me with this itch on my shoulder?!?!
  • Unseasonably warm temperatures allowed Otis to chose his straight-sweater over his straight-jacket for the Asylum's Quilting Party.
  • Otis: just the latest victim in a recent string of late night Boston tippings.
  • Doga (doggy yoga) master Otis demonstrates the Downward Facing Dog position.
  • Surgeon General's Warning: Boston Terrier's In Unfashionable Frocks May Collapse.
  • See I told you! My sweater does match the quilt!
  • I think I hear them coming!
  • Otis loses it in turn three and crashes into the couch! Furious, he waits for his pit crew and the wrecker to arrive.
  • What's your "Sleep Number?"
  • Whaddya mean, "Who farted??"
  • I told you my head was too big for my body!
  • SPANK me...I've been a BAD boy!!!
  • Feels good at the back but it's a little tight at the front.
  • errrr anybody got that superglue solvent handy?
  • After the infamous sweater incident, Otis decides to throw better fashion judgement aside and swear by tube tops in the future!
  • Look at my bum!!!
  • Don't worry, I will thaw out again.
  • Spank Me BABY!!!
  • send 1 million doggy treats to Emrys or otis gets it!
  • Mom, this sweater seems a little tippy...
  • OKAY! This is the last time I am not a turtle.
  • Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
    You've got to sleep sometime Momma! Watch your back!
  • And to think... They put me in a body cast and I wasn't even in an accident!
  • "For me, yoga is not just a workout!"
  • Half way up!!!!
  • Its not funny, whole stole my belly pillow.
  • Oh no!!!! My legs fell asleep! Can you help me up?
  • Does this sweater make my butt look too big????
  • Otis demonstrates the famous "Boston Dipsee-Doodle Dive" as he plunges into a sea of quilts!
  • Hey mom this new sweater is cutting off the circulation to my front legs. Am I supposed to have this numb feeling?
  • How in the world do they expect me to lay down with this thing on my back!!!
  • damn straitjackets!
  • otis crash-lands after a brief but glorious test-flight of his new wings.
  • I'm weak from the humiliation of wearing Mom's latest creation!
  • I think they grabbed the tea cosy by mistake.
  • Help! This sweater's attacking me! Get it off!
  • Wow! that was some workout.
  • I think its a little big... but wow it makes my legs look slim!
  • Someone please get this thing off of my back!!!
  • I'm just so dog gone tired!!
  • Maybe if I act like I am paralyzed, I will get my photo selected for "photo of the week."
  • I'll stiffen up like a board if you try to make me go outside in this silly coat!
  • Help, someone get me out of this stupid coat!
  • You look like a kind human...could ya please help me get this thing off!!
  • Please...help...get it off me!!!
  • You thought I could actually SLEEP in this sweater??????
  • Oh bookie cookie I love you and bookie cookie you love me too!
  • I'M NAPPING HERE!!!!!!!
  • oh my gosh!!! A straght jacket for dogs!?!?!?
  • In an attempt to blend in with the "country garden decor", Otis dons his "zucchini" costume.
  • I'll Be Good... Just take me out of this Straight Jacket!
  • It's the newest breed; BeetleBoston
  • Just chillin' what you lookin' at?
  • Oowww! I hate going to the vet.
    OOhh....Is the Superbowl party over?
  • Otis slyly tries to camouflage his imperfect corkscrew tail...he's very self consious of it.
  • Does this sweater make my butt look big?
  • Explosive gas knocked Otis for a loop!
  • stiff as a board
  • Honey, I told you that damned turtle had that particular twinkle in his eye!
  • 99 bottles o' beer on the wall, 99 bottles in all...
  • can someone tell me what is going on here
  • help The sweater has paralyzed me!!
  • MOM!!! I think the arms in this sweater are a little off.
  • Meet Otis: Official Earthquake Monitorer for the United States of America.
  • Ahhh!! Mamma, it burns!!
  • Otis HATED that yearly colonoscopy.
  • "UNCLE..UNCLE!! OK, you win.." Now get me out of this silly outfit!
  • Want to see my impersonation of a snail?
  • Okay! Take the picture. Send it to grandma and get this thing off of me!
  • I can't take it anymore leave me alone!!!!!
  • I was trying to do a push-up, but I guess my arms kinda gave out..
  • In a fit of crochet madness, Otis' owner decides to make him a permanent addition to her quilting project.
  • Showing my moons in my jammies!!!!
  • Once again another dog owner who doesnt want kids but takes it out on their beautiful boston and puts this silly sweater on him!
  • I'm SOOOO SORRY for jumping up on your new pants, please take it off of me mommy...
  • In the "Minimum Style" BT sanitarium with quilted walls and "ringer" straightjackets, Otis contemplates his bizarre torture.
  • now you see i live so well the whole world can kiss my butt!
  • How would you like it if I took pictures of you in compromissing positions and plastered them on the internet?!?
  • All Right, Already! Get this coat off me NOW! I'M WAYYYYYYYY TOO HOT!!!!
  • whoooo that fart packed quite a whollap!
  • If this is my new sleeping bag, I'm NOT going camping!!
  • DO you think fart is coming??? Oh, I think it IS!!!
  • Woman, this is not my sweater...I told you it was your husband's!....you never listen to me...
  • If I play stiff as a board, maybe they will take it off me...
  • It is coming...coming...FAAART!!!!
  • See...I told you this sweater was too tight!
  • Otis..Aardvarkis Domesticus.
  • My head is so big and heavy, I can't stand upright for very long..I just tip.
  • My name is Otis and I'm a turtle terrier..
  • I keep trying but no matter what I can't get this coat off.
  • Look at me! I'm a turtle!
  • Boston Pilates at its best.
  • The two men inside the boston terrier costume had apparently not practiced walking in sync.
  • Oh Puleeezzeee!!! I don't want to try on anymore coats!
  • Did you ever have one of those days when you just didn't want to get outta bed?
  • Whew! What a day! I shopped 'til I dropped!
  • NEWS FLASH! OTIS THE BOSTON GOES CRAZY AT THE QUILTING BEE AND HAS TO PUT IN A STRAIGHT JACKET!
  • THIS END UP!
  • Otis has totally crashed with excitement and exhaustion after winning today's BT500.
  • I don't know why they think it is so funny to watch me suffer?!
  • Gee, I like this outfit so much I can hardly stand it!
  • If I play dead from embarassment, THEN will you take if off?
  • i think i drank too much.
  • Mommy I love my new coat but I think it is alittle tight around my front legs!
  • I don't wanna go out! I look stupid!!
  • Someone else is wearing the same sweater as me!
  • Wait, wait, I think I got it.....
Most Popular Captions:
  • Mommy you put way to much starch in my coat!
  • arrgghh<grunt> "too much ssttaarchhh"
  • Uh, a little too much spray starch?
  • I hate when my owner puts too much starch in my shirt!
  • Who starched my sweater?
  • Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
  • I've tipped over and I can't get up!





Great captions everyone!
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