Special Guest Stars: Salem & Blitz
Rated: Wild & Crazy

Winning Caption:

Outstanding Submissions:

  • You think your bad? I have pieces of corn in my stool bigger than you!
  • godzilla...
  • No, my breath is fresher. No, MY breath is fresher. No, mine. No, MINE!
  • No, MY breathe is stinkier than yours. See.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • I bet I can fit my whole head in your mouth !
  • Hmm, let me see if I can fix that tooth.
  • Wow! What big teeth you have!
  • Super Boston and the attack of the werewolf
  • you have nice teeth and gums. have you been flossing?
  • "Salem, you swallowed my favorite ball! Open up...I'm goin in!
  • Ah ha! Just as I thought, you've eaten the cat!
  • No!!! I said that's MY MILKBONE!
  • The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
  • Beeoch!
  • Whos your daddy?
  • When Boston's attack, more at 11:00, back to you Cindy
  • Blitz quickly responded with CPR to save his companions life!
  • Whoa Salem, you need a breath mint!
  • Short Mans Complex!
  • Dr, will I need a root canal?
  • "what do ya mean you don't like kisses ... everybody loves my kisses"
  • I told you to stay here, everyone knows I'm the boss!
  • You want a piece of me? Bring it on!!
  • So you want to become a Boston Terrier? Well, the first thing we'll do is get rid of this nose. I'll work on your tail & fur next...Now Hold Still...
  • look ma i think i can take him
  • Haven't you ever heard of the Napolean complex??????
  • Don't even think i won't open a can of whoop-ass on you!!!!
  • It looks like my snuggle sack...but it's moving...oh well, in we go.
  • You gonna come quietly, or do I have ta mush ya up?
  • I say kiss me idiot!!!
  • I swear I didn't take your bone! See...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • My, What big Teeth you have!...hopefully not the better to eat me with
  • I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but that's definitely a cavity. I've seen some pretty bad ones before...but GEEZ!
  • Yep, you do have a cavity, it's your canine...it MUST be removed!!!
  • When was the last time you brushed these? YUCK!!!
  • "Say grandmom, what big teeth you have"
  • You may be BIGGER, but I am SMARTER!
  • "Your not going to die! Just open wider...I see the pill...hold still!!"
  • Open wide, this won't hurt!
  • Who's your daddy now, Fang!??!?!
  • Just say Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
  • Yep, its a cavity. We are going to have to pull it.
  • Sheperd: Hey- pick on someone your own size!
  • Arr arr arr arrrhhrr. Arrr arrrh arrrh ar. Arrr arrr ahrhrhrhrhr rh. Kiss me. Arrr arrr ... etc. etc.
  • "You couldn't have eaten it all...I'm going after it...OPEN WIDER!!"
  • "You know all those treats MaMa gives you...you've got to stop eating them! The've rotten your teeth so bad I can see your pea sized brain! Guess I'll have to eat them from now on...cause I don't want you to suffer!"
  • Open wide!!
  • Grandmother, what big teeth you have! The better to EAT you with, my dear!
  • now open wide
  • After watching the holiday classic Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, Salem and Blitz both wanted to be denitists like Hermey the elf. "Ok you be the abominable snowman with teh tooth ache and i'll be Hermey.."
  • "Who ya callin little now, eh?"
  • "Now that I have the lion under control i will put my head in its mouth.."
  • Didn't I tell you to floss daily?!!!
  • Hey, pal. Your teeth needs cleaning!
  • My, what big teeth you have!
  • No cavities this time. May I suggest you start flossing daily?
  • Who's the big dog NOW?
  • Give me back my treat! Don't make me go down there buddy because I am just the dog to do it!
  • Good morning, I am your friendly local dentist. Say "Ah" while I check your pre-molars. Aaaaaaaah, good boy.
  • Just because your teeth are bigger than mine does not mean I can't hurt you worse!
  • Give me back that treat!!!
  • I promise, this will only hurt for a second...
  • Yep, you've been eating weinerschnitzel. I can tell...
  • Yep!... Just as I thought....Those molars are gonna have to come out!
  • Say Uncle..Say Uncle...
  • ok, where did that liver treat go....I saw you put it in there!!!
  • Wow, I wonder if my teeth will grow in to be that big and white???
  • So listen up Punk! This is how it is going to be from now on!!
  • Take that! You're not the boss of me!
  • I'm twice the size of this Shepherd...I know I can take him!
  • I've got you now big beast!
  • You wanna say "the little guy won't ever come out on top!" again??
  • "Grandmother, what big ears you have!"
    "All the better to hear with, my child."
    "Grandmother, what big eyes you have!"

    "All the better to see with, my child."
    "Grandmother, what big teeth you have got!"
    "All the better to eat you up with."
    and that was the end of little red riding hood!

    Theme Song:
  • You're not the boss of me now...you're not the boss of me now..and you're not sooo bi- wait you are big. Oh well...you're not the boss of me know...

Great captions everyone!
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