boston terrier photo of the week
Special Guest Stars: Mattie & Phoebe
(Mattie in back & Phoebe in front)
Rated: Funny

Winning Captions - a tie!

Mattie was sick and tired of being the designated driver on Girl's Night Out.

Hey Mattie, have you seen my lampshade?

Outstanding Submissions:

  • Mattie is utterly disgusted to learn that Phoebe has once again drank from the toilet bowl.
  • I'm with stupid -->
  • I told you. The one that snores ALWAYS gets more sleep!
  • Phoebe and Mattie doing their best comedy - tragedy mask impression...
  • Phoebe: Horse walks into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey fella, what's with the long face? Get it? Long face!" Mattie: What a lush.
  • Mattie and Phoebe practice for their facelift commercial as before and after.
  • It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
  • Clearly not everyone was thrilled about joining the Pep Squad.
  • The Yin & Yang of Boston Terrier emotions.
  • Mattie had very evil plans indeed for her dopey little sister, Phoebe...
  • What a goofball!
  • Note to the Owner: Don't leave your alcohol within reach of those two.
  • "Oy, Mattie...BUURP...got any more vodka?" Mattie: "Oh, brother"
  • Mattie: Everything is always centered around Phoebe. Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe!
  • Mattie and Phoebe take a short break from watching their new Pinky and the Brain DVD.
  • Mattie: I hate when pheobe gets intoxicated.
  • What are you doing stupid?
  • We've been Cloned
  • Duuuude, what was in those brownies?
  • Phoebe heard picture while Mattie heard wanna go bye byes.
  • Every thing you see here is really nice around here,except that dam camera.
  • Mom: Pull my finger.... Pheobe: Hahahahaha Mattie: That's so immature
  • "They were'nt kidding when they say 'Dog Days of Summer'".
  • Mattie: "I don't get it." Phoebe: "That's the funniest thing I've heard all week!"
  • Ha ha!!! That was a good one Mattie. Tell me another one!!!
  • Adorable Boston Terriers, they "RULE"
  • Mom, it is WAY to early to be taking pictures right now. We just woke up!!!!
  • Your ear smells funny.
  • Hey Phoebe, get out of the way, you camera hog!!!!
  • OMG - this is the best lipstick I evah tasted!
  • Blaming your farts on me is NOT funny!!!
  • *Mattie grumbling to herself* Geesh, always have to steal the spotlight, eh Phoebe?
  • Okay who farted?
  • And you woke us up to tell us...that? hmmmmm!
  • HEHE! I just farted....Mattie doesn't know it yet.....
  • Phoebe tells Mattie "Dude what did they put in our puppychow... cant hold eyes open"
  • Mattie: That's right, Phoebe gets all the attention while poor Mattie watches from the sidelines.
  • No, you are not seeing double, there really are two of us!
  • when dogs get into there owners stash.
  • Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but not all Boston's like tap dancing and besides where can we get such tiny shoes?
  • Phoebe: Dat's a funny joke! Mattie: I am not amused
  • After smelling their owners socks Mattie wasn't happy and Phoebe seemed high.
  • yummmmmmmmm...that doggy ice cream is great right Mattie..??
  • Mattie and Phoebe caught in an attempt to hide thier disgust that Phoebie has left a rather large drool spot on the new leather sofa!
  • Phobe: I love that cool breeze on my face, the wind in my short hair! Mattie:Oh, shutup! Phoebe: You just don't have the spirit of road tripping! Mattie:Just be quiet!!!!
  • "Pst... Hey, Phoebe, I think they are watchin us, just act natural."
  • ha- ha- ha! we were um ... just uh... playing yah! mattie pssssst! we've been caught! stay cool phoebe! act like you did'nt do anything! alright mattie? you sure this will work? I'm sure phoebe.
  • Phoebe I thought you said you would never smoke weed with Willy Again.
  • oh so she gets to be the first one seen in the picture only cause you love her more i mean come on i'm the one who should be modeling
  • If you stick your tongue out at me again I'll drool all over you.
  • to taste is to be a happy little dog!
  • Phoebe" I'm trying to lick my nose! I can't reach it. Ahh, I think I got it. Mmmmmm!!! It tastes salty!!! Hey Mattie, you should try to lick your own nose. It's fun and it tastes good!!!
  • We DO NOT look exactly alike... so there!!!!!
  • Dang Im pretty baked paco pass me that again.
  • We are Boston Terriers if you please - We are Boston Terriers if you don't please.
  • hehe---Mattie doesn't know I got ice cream from mom...there's a little drop it under my lip...
  • Phoebe was oblivious that her sudden success was causing such distance between her and Mattie.
  • Phoebe: Am I in Heaven? Mattie: God is she drunk.
  • Mattie's role of Tragedy is starting to take its toll.
  • Mattie: "That Phoebe. She's such a slut."
  • oooh, he farted!!!!
  • Yes, We are double trouble!!!
  • Mattie: We know people who know people. Phoebe: Yea, uh huh. We know people who know people!
  • Trust me. The plan will work, I tell you! Poop on the carpet untill we get liver treats!
  • Good think for Phoebe Mike Tyson is not here. That ear looks mighty tasty.
  • Must stay awake Must stay awake Must stazzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz Huh what did i miss
  • Mattie looks in in disgust as Phoebe laughs at the silent but deadly one she just passed.
  • Ever the lady Mattie refuses to stick her toung out for the camera.
  • Mom why does Phoebe always hog the camera!?!?
  • Mattie gives Phoebe the stink eye after she eats the last piece of pie.
  • Those brownies were AWESOME.
  • Say cheese!
  • "ha,ha i ate the last biscut"
  • HEY!! Can you do thith with your tongue?
  • She didn't have a chance to eat - he has the quickest jaws in the west.
  • HA HA, SORRY I HAD TO STEAL YOUR BO FROM YOU MATTIE, BUT I JUST LOVE A GOOD LOOKIN BULLDOG!!!
  • suck it up, baby!
  • "Phoebe, I can't believe you ate the last doggy treat!"
  • Get your ear out of my nose Phoebe and stop licking yours!
  • That was some wicked kibble, Mattie.
  • cum'on mattie you can pant, its a free country, i'll be nicer to you.
  • -Phoebe, what DID you eat? Whew! -Not sure, Mattie, but it sure felt good. Ahhh...
  • heh, heh, heh, I just farted....
  • Bet you can't guess what we have been up to!!!!!
  • Behold the two faces of the Boston Terrior Theater: Comedy and Tragedy.
  • I said "relax" not "let one rip"!
  • How can you say "mmmm liversnaps"?
  • She thinks that was bad, wait till she finds out what I did with her stuffie!
  • Phoebe gets in front of Mattie to enjoy blowing air conditioning
  • Dude, don't bogart the pipe, dude!
  • Phoebe>Must we get up at 4am,to play ball?
  • Mattie: "Why do I always get blamed for everything?"
  • "Another woof Girls night out!"
  • Mattie disapproved of Phoebe's less dignified pose...Phoebe was just practicing for the centerfold of DogFancy.
  • Almost looks like Me and My shadow right.
  • Doesn't anyone ever tell Phoebe to Shut UP?!
  • "Pick me, I'm the prettiest" "No, I'm the prettiest, pick me"
  • Hey Sam! Can it. It wasn't that funny
  • Mattie: Phoebe why can't you pose like me once in awhile? uh? can't you stop being silly for once in a photo
  • Why do you make us look alike? i am so over it!!!
  • What is she so happy about? i don't see any treats?
  • Hot babes
  • Phoebe: Mattie may have gotten the last cookie...but I peed on it!
  • Mattie: That Phoebe, thinks she's so cute, so cuddly. She has no idea mom and dad are just fattening her up for Thanksgiving.
  • Is it morning already?!
  • Mattie and Phoebe go together like Paris and Nicole!
  • Mattie: I can't believe I ate the whole thing! Phoebe: I can't believe it either!
  • ..and this one is called "the stink-eye".
  • Yeah, we cool.
  • Phoebe ate the whole treat.... Mattie is not amused.
  • Phoebe, blissfully unaware, is getting a major stink eye from Mattie.
  • You think he's cute? You just didn't see him steal MY treat!
  • Phoebe: "The Light it burns!!!" Mattie: "Who really cares."
  • "Mattie, I told you we should'nt have gotten into the catnip. I can't see straight!!"
  • and you say SHE'S the photogenic one
  • Who spiked the water bowl?
  • Phoebe, enough. Mattie, you can't decide I'm drunk. I make that decision.
  • Phoebe can't contain her giggles after Mattie brings home her latest Pier 1 purchases.
  • phoebe always HAS to be the center of attention!
  • The morning after.
  • I swear I don't know who this Phoebe is.
  • Phoebe "C'mon where's the food?"Mattie "Oh shut up!!"
  • Next time Phoebe you're the designated walker!
  • hey can you do that!! i bet you cant!!
  • Mattie: Yeah, Phoebe, go on and smile; I'd be smiling too if I got the last treat!
  • Have you guys been in the catnip?
  • it's gettin' hot in here!!!!!
  • Dude - whoa I don't think we should've licked that.
  • Phoebe knows what Mattie's done and is prepared to narc for the right kind of treat.

Comments:

  • This is adorable!!! LOVE their faces!! smooch em right on the lips!!!
  • hi this pic. is cute!
  • awww its so cute and the one in the back is so so so adorble
  • SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
  • Cute Sisters!
  • Adorable!
  • Very Cute!!!

 

Great captions everyone!
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