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                the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go. 
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                The look of utter relief betrays Alex as the source of the 
                  turd in the back seat.ALEX!!!!!!! My paw dude! Get off my freeking paw!!!!!!Alex: Will this parade EVER end? I'm tired of waving!Everybody! "We are pretty, Oh so pretty, and witty and wise..."It's not fair - our mouths aren't shaped properly to yell 
                  SHOTGUN. Suddenly, Paris realized BaconMart was NOT spelled V-E-T. 
                  How would she warn the others?in unison: the wind in my face! The bugs in my teef! *cough* 
                  eeew! was that a bug or doggy drool?Hi. I'm Larry, and this is my brother Darryl, my other brother 
                  Darryl and well...my other brother Darryl!With gas over $3 a gallon, the Boston-powered Hyundai prototype 
                  gets its first test-run.Yeah! Let that Wind Blow in My Face! (These are my Granddogs)Alex speaking "Alright who did it.Man that stinks have you 
                  guys been eating garbage again.we all live, in a yellow submarine,a yellow submarine!ROOOOAD TRRRRRRIIIP!Boston Terrier Spring Break 2005!Spring break in Daytona, the guys get a little rowdyKeep backin' up, Mom! Faster! Faster!...cash back at signing, Hyundai's 10 year bumper-to-bumper 
                  warranty, and now seating for an additional four Boston Terrier 
                  passengers."Are we there yet?!"Cruizin' on a sunday aftenrooooon!"GET ME OUTTA THIS CAR OF STINKIN BOYS!" YELLED PARIS.Are we there yet???Mom we're waiting for you!How many Boston Terriers does it take to close a trunk?On second thought... maybe it's *not* a good idea for all 
                  of us to fart at the same time....Get your motor runnin'. . . Head out on the highway! lookin' 
                  for adventure in whatever comes our way!!Come on! run faster!! I told you not to go back for that bone!Alex says to his fellow passenger: "please keep you eyes forward, 
                  your ears back and your paws inside the ride at all time. Mission 
                  Space Nine will take off momentarily. Thank you for your cooperation".FOUR PACK TO GO!Who farted? it smells BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"You should see the other guy..."Hey Baby! Who Hoo, come on , you want some of this....Alex the Boston wanted to take his Jet, the Harley, to Paris, 
                  but ended up just taking his buddies!It's time for a roadtrip, boys!!!"Let's roll, boys!"Captain, man overboard!Alex FARTED!OK boys, dont chicken out. lets go streaking.There is a enough cargo for four. Mom I think we found a winner.Hey, Alex! Did you remember the Sonic Card?ok you guys we're all ready to watch lady and the tramp at 
                  the drive in! i hope someone remembered the pupcorn!Tailgate time!4 Bostons = 1 fun "tail" gate partyMom, where ya goin'? Come back and get us."riding to the vet i am out of here!" alex saidLook at the legs on the poodle.~Puppy Impossible 3~ Alex:okay... everybody ready...on three... 
                  1...2...4... just kidding...ready now... 1..2..7 (teehee teehee) 
                  this is it guys 1..2.. Jet:WAIT... i forgot what were we supposed 
                  to do on three again... Harley: oh man why did we bring Jet 
                  along...always always messes something up ? The interior seems spacious. Paint's nice, too!ROAD TRIP!ROAD TRIP!ROAD TRIP!Home, Jeeves!!!BOSTON BOUND!!!!But moooooooooooooom, we wanted to go in, too! We PROMISE 
                  we wont beg! PRETTY PLEASE?A "HYUNDAI" comercial in the making.All right whose got the beer and where are the girls for this 
                  trip? Hurry Up!!!!! Let's go hiking, YOU promised. They do this 
                  they load us up and make us WAIT!!The Rat Pack, being caught by the Fed's in Las Vegas, acknowledge 
                  the fact that they must return to Boston to avoid trouble with 
                  the law. Alex was quoted as saying, "What happens in Vegas, 
                  stays in Vegas, dig it BABY, yeah"! Sammy Jr., Joey, Frankie and Dino! VEGAS BABY! Harley, if you'll just give me a little boost I'll jump down 
                  and pick up that quarter Jet spied in the parking lot so Paris 
                  will quit pouting!Hey lady, did you pay for "the works" cuz if ya didn't we're 
                  not wiping down the interior of this car!The boys are back in town!See no evil, Hear no evil, Say no evil, Smell no evil?Ok, I'll have a cheeseburger with extra cheese, large fries 
                  and...She's all mine I tell you, because I saw her first hear me.Who let the dogs out??!!!Who cut the cheese? let me out, let me out!!Our parents really need to get us better seats to these football 
                  games!Okay, who wants a kiss? 50 cents each, or all 4 for a dollar! 
                  Step right up!Ice cream truck!! What'll it be? Scooter Crunch, Drumstick, 
                  or your classic red popsicle? huh, kid?'sorry, fellas, I'm pretty sure she is looking RIGHT at me!'hey move over im the boss Paris gasped, 'Wait a sec...if you're here and Jet's here 
                  and Harley's here...who the heck is DRIVING this thing?'This hiway diving ain't all it's cracked up to be! Alex, you 
                  jump fist, but make sure your parachute opens!ROAD TRIP BAY-BAY!!!I would like a Cheeseburger, fries, apple pie, and a large 
                  drinkV-Dub can't top this advertisement.Jet"Ok I admit it it was me I cut the cheese!!!" Paris"That 
                  is not hot!!" Alex"Man I wish you had warned me!!!" Harley"I've 
                  smelled worse!!!""Going down the highway, going 64, someone laid a big one, 
                  and blew me out the door..." (we all know the damage that those 
                  boston butts can do...)Jet: Do you think they're bringing back a toy? Paris: You 
                  always say that when they go into Petco. Alex: I hope they come 
                  back soon ,I'm tired. Harley: Would you quit your bitchin' alreadY!!When's this tailgate party gonna start??Chicks dig usReservoir DogsWhen's this tailgate party gonna start??Hey, who's driving this thing?Are we there yet?We are ready to go! Well boys, I think that dame is checking me out! Did somebody say "vacation"?? LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE COMES SPANKY'S GANG!hey? Weren't we suppouse to going to the doggie club! RIGHT 
                  GUYS! RIGHT!MOM DO you have THE CAR KEYS! WE ALL WANT TO GO! How much longer till the movie starts? Jet,Ahhh i'm in the shade.Paris,I'm going in.Alex,I'm so hot.Jet 
                  you go on duty.Jet,NO!Harly,Get your sweaty pit off me.Alex,I'm 
                  geting out of here.Harly,Wait I see them!Everyone,HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hey Mom let us go already! HONK! HONK! we are waiting! HONK!Hey, who called shotgun?Checkin' out the action - we're way cool- tailgaiting at it's 
                  bestHey,Mom can you take us to the McDonald's drive-thru? We are 
                  all so hungry!!!Do you think we can go now?C'mon.....we're not going to wait all day! They stop selling 
                  beer in the 7th innning ya know!hey, we need a pee break!Billy crossed the line again,...QUIT touching me,....Are we 
                  there yet,...Don't make me pull this car overKeep your paws where we can see them. And wipe those grins 
                  off your faces!Here they are, all the way from Boston, the Terrier Quartet-singing 
                  'Be My Squeaky Dumbbell, and I'll Be Your Bacon Strip'Sha-nuh-Na-na, Sha-nuh-na-nuh-Na-naaaaaWHAT!? Paris has to go AGAIN???If only my kids would mind this good!Alrighty! Since I can't find my mouthwash I'll just get the 
                  stink out air! Because I mean... mouthwash is like $2.00, and 
                  air is FREE!This is gonna be a road trip to end ALL road trips!!I wish our driver would stop "poodling" around and get in 
                  here. We've got places to go and people to see.Fixated on daddy driving behind holding up a hotdog, the gang 
                  fail to realize that they have arrived at the vet.Come on in! There's room for a whole bunch more!Come on, Mom,, We are ready for Ice Cream Shop!We ain't afraid of no stinking vet! Bring it on!!!"The Gang" take to the road to spread their reign of terror.Darn it! We need that Greyhound over there to reach the gas! 
                Beats any other car security system! Hey you, Watch that bumper!Let's go , Let's go, Let's go,go go.... Let's go, Let's go 
                  Let's go,go,go!The Vet's worst nightmare!!!Hey, Baby... wanna come roll wit' us? Hey Jet? How much are we getting again for this commercial?Aaah, the fumes are so much better now that our humans got 
                  a hybrid.Forget Clowns...how many Boston's can you fit into a car!!!Well Toto looks like we aren't in Kansas anymore!Which way to the beach?!It's the Brady BunchTHE BEASTY BOYZonly the coolest boston's ride in a honda!If you can read our dog tags - you are probably following 
                  too close! - - - - or Do you think she will let us stay back 
                  here with all those groceries?Come on gamg lets go hahahahHelp, we're being kidnapped!which way to the pet store!!!!!Hey guys... what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Right?So guys wat do u want to do tonight, pool, drink water, eat, 
                  eat , eat, sneak human food, or we could go for a drive with 
                  the humans and bark annoyinly and endlessly at other cars.Can we get four cheeseburgers, extra fries, and four large 
                  drinks?help us outwere gunna jump on 1 2 no not yet 3 now.Well, you said gas prices were skyrocketing....we're just 
                  trying to help "jet propel" the car along...Paris whispers to Jet, "Don't look now, but Alex is sloppy 
                  drunk!"Jet ponders the situation and says, "You know guys, if we 
                  had tails, we could do some MAJOR tailgating!"1...2...3...4...ummm, guys, who's driving??!!And we're going to ride the Shooting Star, and get cotton 
                  candy, and go on the Bumper Cars, and throw up...I CAN'T WAIT!!Drive thru, I'll have a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon..."Hey- Remember the plan, guys. Paris, Harley- You two distract 
                  him with your irresistable boston-ness while I grab the keys." 
                  "Jet, keep up that face we practiced, he'll be preoccupied with 
                  giving you extra petting. If all goes as planned this time, 
                  ...."Las Vegas here we come!!!"Yeah--we'd like 1 number 4, hold the mayo; 2 number 2's; and 
                  a ceasar salad....and biggy size the fries!Wally World better be open!"yea! Get the Lite beer-no.. not that one.. THE LITE!! We 
                  got more poker to play!""HEY! Emrys- lookin good sweetheart!!!" -"Did you see the 
                  tail on her??"Hey Mom! What's the holdup!just cruizinforget them buffalo bills fans this is how a tail gate party 
                  should lookwould all boston terrier prisoners please report to the line 
                  uproad trip boys! This boom box feels really good on my butt! How about you 
                  guys?Dude, where's my car?shopping spree, everyone!!!Suprise!!!Wow! Look at that hot poodle!"...a strawberry shake and a burger, hold the pickles, one 
                  order of curly fries...a kid's meal...HEY, did you want cheese 
                  on that?"hey baby.. over here! ...hello, and goodbye.Ok who has the keys?How're YOU doin'??(zoom zoom)SOOOO WHO WANTS TO DRIVE?its hot in tere oh come on let me driveWho Farted!?lets blow this pop standYo, baby! Lookin' gooooood!Boston Terriers: uncontainableMOOOOOMMMMMMMM! We're ready to go buy more TREATS!posing for the paparazzi the fab four welcome their fans who've 
                  gathered to see them off on their world tourMakes me think of our gang! One is never enough! hey guys do you think she noticed the farts yetWhat movie are they showing at the Drive in tonight?Hyundais are HOT! (Spoken with a Paris Hilton voice)brumbrumSeriously guys, who farted?Petsmart here we come!!!Who's turn is it to drive?"Now all we have to do is wait for the groceries..."It's a dogs life folks!Road Trip!Road Trip!On the count of three, were gonna flash em'...1, 2, 3, go!!! 
                  Don't miss Bostons Gone Wild!!! Thursdays at 8.We'll have 4 t-bones, 6 biscuits and some water, please...Though unsure who had "dealt it" they could certainly all 
                  smell it"Wait a minute, which one of us was supposed to be designated 
                  driver?""Hey who can drive one of these thing's?"Jet, Paris, Alex and Harley could barely contain their excitement 
                  as they approached "Boston World"Just heavy metal and fur- yeah, that's us.Get that ice chest in- the beach is calling!alright who let one rip....lets go momWe put our treats & toys together and we were able to buy 
                  a brand new car!! We got a great deal...driver was included!!After the soccer game can we go to Pizza Hut?four little boston's hanging outside the window, four little 
                  boston's right here, take one down pass it around, three little 
                  boston's...Are we there yet????We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band ... we hope you 
                  do enjoy the show ...HEY BABY WHERE YOU GOING? YOU KNOW YOU WANNA RIDE. DON'T BE 
                  STUCK UP!! WE ARE PARTY ANIMALS!!!Boston University tailgate party-Go Terriers!hubba hubba- look at the french cut on that bodacious poodle! Comments: 
                Very Cute!!!That is soooo.... cute!This should be a car advertisement! Too Cute!!awwwww dis is 2 cuteCute & Cuddly boys Cute and Cuddlyit is sweetsexy dogsCOOL!!!!!    Great captions everyone!  Return to www.littlebeasts.com
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