Winning Captions:

"Special agent Maggie would show her gum to everyone but share it with NO ONE..."

"You can't blow bubbles with a Milkbone, no matter how much slobber you use."

Outstanding Submissions:

• "There's a pill in this cookie, right? Let me guess, you want me to swallow it too."
• Do you like sea food? See food!
  
• Kisses are germs and germs are hated!
  BUT KISS ME BABY.......I'M VACCINATED!!!
  
• Its the only thing that will keep me quiet.
  
• My heart belongs to ME!
  
• Do you like this shade of lipstick on me?
  
• mom, this bologna isn't all it's cracked up to be!
  
• Please Momma why can^t I go outside and play. Look at my tongue I^m feeling better.
  
• Be the first boston on your block to have Maggie brand novelty teeth.
  
• how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a milk bone treat?
  
• Do you mind???
• got milk?
  
• Tsbbbbbt!!!!
• Thith cookie is stale!!
• Do I have something in my teeth?
  
• Maggie brought the crumpets for the Boston Tea Party!
• I wonder if my tounge will fit in my nose? Let me see just a little bit farther...
  
• OHHHHHHHH this things stuck between my teeth!!!!
• Maybe it's Maybeline!
• Maybe I should stop eating my own poop.
  
• Maggie is modeling the new moustache for Mr. Potato Head.
  
• "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!"
  
• C'mon, I dare ya to take this tasty morsel from me!
• Ever since my tongue turned this way, I can't stop chewing on it . . .
  
• Nothing's missing off your plate. You ate it, I promise!
  
• Oh, she has that camera again.
  
• How can you mend a broken heart? With Maggie and a doggie biscuit!
• I've been a baaaad girl
  
• I hate getting my picture taken...
  
• No mommy I did Not eat the cookies!!
  
• I will keep this right here so my sister don't get it.
  
• his is definitely the last time I eat red jelly beans...look what they did to my tongue, Mom!
• "Its a tough job looking this cute ya know, but someones gotta do it!"
  
• This is what I think about the whole bath idea!
  
• Do you like this shade on my lips?
  
• Hey is my tounge really that color?
  
• I learned to do this in college...clever eh?
  
• Mmmmmmmmmm....I can still taste my dinner...
  
• I wonder if I can see my tounge?
  
• "now this is how you stick out yur tounge everybody.."
  
• I said I wanted Beggin Strips not this old biscuit!
  
• Mommy was talking to the neighbor and just before I started to say "Mommy it does look like Mr.W has gained a few pounds" She shoved this biscuit in my mouth to get me to shut up.
  
• Hmmm..........Is it ok if i stick my toungue out like this?
  
• I DARE YOU!
  
• I dont gots nuttin in my mouth!
  
• What do you mean where did the cookies go?
  
• My lips are like wet liver.
  
• Is this all I get? I want lots of hugs and kisses. Actually lets make that money to buy more biscuits---lots and lots of biscuits.
  
• My impersonation of Eleanor Roosevelt.
• Do I look like Mick Jagger?
  
• Can this be the last picture before I'm free to devour my treat
  
• How do you like this for "ATTITUDE"?!?!
  
• "...this is so humliating..."
  
• Mom my ride is here I^ll see you later okay
  
• I love sitting in my rocking chair all day long, and that's the truth! Pllhhhh!
  
• I'm sorrrrry, sooooo sorrrrrryyyy.
  
• Maggie: "Why's that camera always looking at me?"
  
• So 'raspberries' to you too!
  
• Phooey - this treat accidentally got stuck on my tounge, honest!
  
• Maggie got her first piercing! The swelling should go down in a day or two.
  
• Uhh...Momma, I think I am due for a visit to the dentist!
  
• Oh please! Not these yuckie treats again!
  
• What, me?! Nope. Not eating anything, it's my bone-shaped tongue.
  
• Whaddya looking at? Haven't you ever seen a Boston enjoy a bone?
  
• Momma always told me if I kept making that face, it would stay this way...she was right!
  
• Go ahead....make my day.
  
• I'm sooooo full but I just have to eat this last biscuit!!
• "I can't eat this cookie. It's not in my South Beach diet plan."
  
• Look how much I can fit in my mouth at once.....
  
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! I honestly don't know, Mom. Who would do such an outrageous thing?!!
  
• Do I have any crumbs on my mouth?
  
• plastic surgery on bostons is a real shame, although maggie's brand new full, plump lips are quite sexy.
  
• Cookie? What cookie? I don't have no cookie!!
  
• They'll never know...
  
• Yeah - I got a biscut. Whaddaya-gotta-say-aboud-it...
  
• Where are your manners? Didn't your mom tell you not to stick your tongue out at people?
  
• but i was hungry
  
• well, somebody has got to eat it!
  
• I can't help it that my Mom couldn't afford braces!
  
• Nope this is not a cookie in my mouth. I think you are seein things!
  
• Do I have any food stuck in my teeth??
• Collagen gone wrong
• Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'!
  
• What are you all staring at? These are my real lips!
  
• I looked better before the bone-tox injection!
  
• I hate it when they make me serve appetizers
  
• Mom always told me to eat all my vegatables........is this considered a vegatable??
  
• Don't even THINK about it! This is mine, d'you hear? MINE!
  
• I can do this and you think its cute when I stick my tongue out!
  
• Just try to take it from me!
  
• "MMMMMFFFmmmmffff". This is what happens when you serve your Boston biscuits without water...the dreaded tongue stuck to the biscuit syndrome.
  
• CAN I PLEASE EAT IN PEACE
  
• Me!! Take a biscuit!!
  
• am i supposeed to swallow this
  
• Mmmmm mmmm...I love that peanut butter!
  
• I thought I -TOLD- you, orange is NOT my color!!!
  
• Who Me??? I didn't see any doggy biscuit :)
  
• mmm it's so delicious. *spits*
  
• Thinking to myself, "try to look innocent, maybe they won't notice"
  
• BUSTED!!!!!!
  
• Where did the other half of this treat go?
  
• I'm the cookiemonster!!!
  
• Do my new lips look good?
  
• This is all I get for that trick, well I'll show you, I quit!
  
• You must pay the rent!
  
• I WORKED VERY HARD FOR THIS TREAT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT MISTER!
  
• "Kiss me, you fool!"
  
• Don't even think about it !!
  
• I'm not sharing so quit asking.
  
• "Must remember to chew, Must remember to chew"!
  
• Want a treat?
  
• GO AWAY!
  
• nana nana boo boo!
  
• Its mine bone, get away from me with that camera.......NOW!!!!!!
  
• Hey! Whaddya looking at? Haven't you ever seen a Boston chewing a biscuit? Huh, huh, huh???
  
• Did the collagen injections make me look more like Angelina Jolie?
• Feed me now or the cookie gets it.
  
• Okay. Who put the superglue on the doggie treat? April Fools was LAST week.
  
• The cat bit off my tounge so I had to replace it with a dog treat! Its not long enough and starting to disappear so I'll be needing another one hear in a few minutes...
• Doctor stated the swelling from the botox would eventually look normal
• I told you a little bit of red lipstick makes my lips look more kissable.
• Hey Mom... lookth wah I can do!
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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