The Post Christmas Toy Test
Jungle Launchers
Plush, long limbed, slingshot toy that screams a monkey howl as it flies through the air.
Inside the arms is surgical tubing used to make the best slingshots.
Cost & Location
$7.95 each at
WOW! The Beasts were frenzied as we prepared the launchers for the test. The noises! The long arms! The cute faces to bite! Oh Joy!

We did two separate tests. The results matched closely for both.
The Orangutan lasted 8 minutes and the Monkey lasted 7 minutes.

The minute by minute report:
Minute 1: First limb torn off - both tests
Minute 2: Vicious Tug of War
Minute 3: Second limb torn off
Minute 4: furious shaking & pulling accompanied by Monkey screams.
Minute 5: Tail removed.
Minute 6: De-stuffing procedure begins. More Monkey screaming.
Minute 7: See minute 6
Minute 8: Chip removed from monkey carcass & confiscated by monitor.

How long did they last?
7 and 8 minutes respectively.
Great fun at a dollar a minute!
Cost vs. Durability
Worth every penny - at 1.6 pennies a second!
These are fun toys for you and your Boston(s). They were designed to be interactive, which means they require 100% supervision. Inside they contain rubber surgical tubing and the noisemaker is a computer chip inside a plastic casing. Never leave your Boston unsupervised with this toy.
Boston Proof?
Bwahahahahahahaha! No.
This was the Beast's favorite Christmas present. We think this is the most innovative new dog toy released this year. We took them outside to see how far they fly. Our results were 30 feet. The Monkeys screamed the whole time. The Beasts loved the long limbs and the noises drove them wild. They de-stuffed them as fast as they could to get to the noisemaker. The noisemaker is so sensitive that even walking by the monkey will set it off. The Beasts really didn't take too much notice of the tubing - they really wanted the screamer.
The Online Store is open!

When Bergamot and Emrys told me that they would like to have merchandise, I realized what a perfect opportunity this would be to help raise funds for Boston Rescue. They agreed and the Online Store was born.

One Hundred Percent of the profit raised by the store will be donated to Boston Terrier Rescue. The store features mugs, t-shirts, sweatshirts, and even t-shirts and hoodie sweatshirts for your Bostons to wear. The designs feature cartoons of Bergamot and Emrys featured on the LittleBeasts website as well as new previously unreleased designs!
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