The Winning Caption
- Pixie is now regretting competing in the "March Mustache" contest... even if she did take 1st place!
- Pixie is ready for the Tom Selleck look alike contest...as soon as her Hawaiian shirt gets ironed.
- Pixie? Who is this 'Pixie' you speak of? No Pixie around here....
- Pixie was determined to discover once & for all what went on at the Gentleman's Club.
- Do you think they'll recognize me at the free give aways booth I need another sample!!
- Shut up!! My mustache is AWESOME!!
- Pixie entered the witness protection program as "Charlie".
- Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
- Pixie, despondent over the failed waxing, decided to keep a stiff upper lip.
- No Pixie here-just me, Bruno, looking for cookies...you got cookie?
- Got a little captain in ya?
- yes I am inspector clouseau.....
- Pixie finally got to fufill her dream of being Mario.
- I am not crawling through that green pipe again.
- Pixie: Sleeper-Cell Agent, Fluent in over 7 languages, known to alter her appearance through the use of disguise.
- Why so serious.
- Please senorita, just one little kiss...
- Pixie often needed to travel incognito to avoid being over run by her adoring fans
- Pixie contemplates why she inherited dad's mustache instead of mom's blue eyes.
- Can I get a double shot of espresso to go please? It's been a long night...
- Uh oh, time to pluck those darn mustache hairs.
- PIXIE!Have you been playing with Moms lip-liner again!!!!
- The face that launched a thousand dog treats!!!!!!
- How'd ya like a little Pixie dust??
- Pixie has perfected the "slay me with sweetness" expression-perfect for acquiring bacon.
- Mom! How do you like my new mustache?
- You do realize I'm a girl, right?
- gotta find esthetician...
- Pixie still thinks he is better looking than the famous Jerry Colonna.
- LICENSE PLATE, what about my mustache?
- Can you pass me the mustache wax?
- Hercule Poirot ain't got nothin' on my disguise!
- pixie does a really great immitation of mario
- what'a you looking at
- What? you say i iz growing noze hares ?
- You must pay the rent.
- Handsome: Check
Stunning Mustache: Check
Bring on the ladies.
- PSSSTT!! Pixie! You have something on your upper lip!
- Dog sad as Magnum P.I. marathon comes to an end.
- How do you like my manly disguise?
- What a "mustache!"
- A day without laughter is a day wasted
- I'm sleepy Momma.
- What do you mean Jersey Shore is over?!
- Lady Gaga knows I was Born this Way!
- Listen to me! I'm the boss around here
- Yes, I look like James Cagney and yes, you are a DIRTY RAT for thinking that about a dame!
- The Little Tramp is NOT amused.
- Pixie reminisced about her days in the barber shoppe quartet - before the accident.....
- That is quite the stash my man!
- I THINK THE DOC WENT OVERBOARD ON THE LIP ENHANCEMENT PROCEDURE.
- Do I LOOK like I have a bone?
- How do you like my mustache?
- You talkin' to me?
- Dont hate me because Im Beautiful.
- I am emulating my idol Magnum PI. All I need is the Hawaiian shirt.
- Pixie tries on a licorice mustache at the photo booth
- Incognito Pooch! "You don't know me esse!"
- I am ze locksmith of love, no?
- Come on Mario, ask me to dance! Ask me!
- Pixie is desparately attempting to gain admittance to the all male bark park.
- Okay.....so what if I now look like Groucher Marx!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I AM Smiling.
- Can you pass the mustache wax?
- I dreampt i was eating a caterpillar....
- Pixie ask, anyone have a cigar?
- Am I BEAUTIFUL to be called Pixie?
- si senor, i am very cute.
- Mustache... Mustache...
- Must... Resist... Ripping... off... Mustache!
- Must... Resist... Ripping... Off... Mustache! Ah what the heck! *Riiiippp* Ahhhhhhhhhhh! So!!!! Much!!! Pain!!! Mommy!!!
- I ONLY WANT TO HEAR WUN CLICK !!!
- Oui Mademoiselle. And may I suggest the baked flambe' to complement your entree'?
- Pixie takes a moment.
- "Oh, I just don't think Momo's black eyeliner is supposed to look this way!"
- Tom Selleck called...he wants his mustache back.
- Eetsa me! Mario!
- Pixie was contemplating resuming estrogen supplements, as menopause had left her with many obvious body changes.
- Pixie is going to try to get a role on the Sopranos
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- What a sweet girl! Look at those eyes... I bet she gets anything she wants.