The Winning Caption is:

• Pixie is ready for the Tom Selleck look alike contest...as soon as her Hawaiian shirt gets ironed.
• Pixie? Who is this 'Pixie' you speak of? No Pixie around here....
• Pixie was determined to discover once & for all what went on at the Gentleman's Club.
• Do you think they'll recognize me at the free give aways booth I need another sample!!
• Shut up!! My mustache is AWESOME!!
• Pixie entered the witness protection program as "Charlie".
• Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
• Pixie, despondent over the failed waxing, decided to keep a stiff upper lip.
• No Pixie here-just me, Bruno, looking for cookies...you got cookie?
• Got a little captain in ya?
• yes I am inspector clouseau.....
• Pixie finally got to fufill her dream of being Mario.
• I am not crawling through that green pipe again.
• Pixie: Sleeper-Cell Agent, Fluent in over 7 languages, known to alter her appearance through the use of disguise.
• Why so serious.
• Please senorita, just one little kiss...
• Pixie often needed to travel incognito to avoid being over run by her adoring fans
• Pixie contemplates why she inherited dad's mustache instead of mom's blue eyes.
• Can I get a double shot of espresso to go please? It's been a long night...
• Uh oh, time to pluck those darn mustache hairs.
• PIXIE!Have you been playing with Moms lip-liner again!!!!
• The face that launched a thousand dog treats!!!!!!
• How'd ya like a little Pixie dust??
• Pixie has perfected the "slay me with sweetness" expression-perfect for acquiring bacon.
• Mom! How do you like my new mustache?
• You do realize I'm a girl, right?
• gotta find esthetician...
• Pixie still thinks he is better looking than the famous Jerry Colonna.
• LICENSE PLATE, what about my mustache?
• Can you pass me the mustache wax?
• Hercule Poirot ain't got nothin' on my disguise!
• pixie does a really great immitation of mario
• what'a you looking at
• What? you say i iz growing noze hares ?
• You must pay the rent.
• Handsome: Check Debonair: Check Stunning Mustache: Check Bring on the ladies.
• PSSSTT!! Pixie! You have something on your upper lip!
• Dog sad as Magnum P.I. marathon comes to an end.
• How do you like my manly disguise?
• What a "mustache!"
• A day without laughter is a day wasted
• I'm sleepy Momma.
• What do you mean Jersey Shore is over?!
• Lady Gaga knows I was Born this Way!
• Listen to me! I'm the boss around here
• Yes, I look like James Cagney and yes, you are a DIRTY RAT for thinking that about a dame!
• The Little Tramp is NOT amused.
• Pixie reminisced about her days in the barber shoppe quartet - before the accident.....
• That is quite the stash my man!
• I THINK THE DOC WENT OVERBOARD ON THE LIP ENHANCEMENT PROCEDURE.
• Do I LOOK like I have a bone?
• How do you like my mustache?
• You talkin' to me?
• Dont hate me because Im Beautiful.
• I am emulating my idol Magnum PI. All I need is the Hawaiian shirt.
• Pixie tries on a licorice mustache at the photo booth
• Incognito Pooch! "You don't know me esse!"
• I am ze locksmith of love, no?
• Come on Mario, ask me to dance! Ask me!
• Pixie is desparately attempting to gain admittance to the all male bark park.
• Okay.....so what if I now look like Groucher Marx!!!!!!!!!!!!
• I AM Smiling.
• Can you pass the mustache wax?
• I dreampt i was eating a caterpillar....
• Pixie ask, anyone have a cigar?
• Am I BEAUTIFUL to be called Pixie?
• si senor, i am very cute.
• Mustache... Mustache...
• Must... Resist... Ripping... off... Mustache!
• Must... Resist... Ripping... Off... Mustache! Ah what the heck! *Riiiippp* Ahhhhhhhhhhh! So!!!! Much!!! Pain!!! Mommy!!!
• I ONLY WANT TO HEAR WUN CLICK !!!
• Oui Mademoiselle. And may I suggest the baked flambe' to complement your entree'?
• Pixie takes a moment.
• "Oh, I just don't think Momo's black eyeliner is supposed to look this way!"
• Tom Selleck called...he wants his mustache back.
• Eetsa me! Mario!
• Pixie was contemplating resuming estrogen supplements, as menopause had left her with many obvious body changes.
• Pixie is going to try to get a role on the Sopranos

Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)

Comments:

• What a sweet girl! Look at those eyes... I bet she gets anything she wants.