The Winning Caption
I have been instructed to Guard you...move one inch closer to the Yuckie and I WILL bark!
- The Gooch was known for miles around as "The Baby Whisperer".
- If you want to see your pacifier again...YOU will take the blame this time!
- Look into my eyes...you WILL take the
blame for all carpet stains. Yes, you!
- Stare down - loser gets to lick it up!
- Look deeply into my eyes... you will drop your alfagettis onto the floor...
- When one is both parent and dog owner, the toughest question to answer is "who barfed here?" Looks like The Gooch is blaming the baby.
- You might be cute kid,but can you bark?!
- The Gooch likes his humans "Fun Sized".
- the stink eye stare down.....ready GO!
- Gooch thinks. It still has that new baby smell.
- My eyes are on you Bro, ALWAYS.
- Whatchoo want little one?
- "Big-headed" and "cute" are my rackets around here, kid. Get yer own.
- You lookin at ME?
- I remember when I was your age I had all the young pups gals chasing me...
- You lookin at ME?
- What chu talkin' about baby brother???
- Listen up brudder!! Follow me and we'll get out of here fast!!
- Kid...you know I am gonna get blamed for that mess.
- That spot over there? yeah touch it. Then you"ll be blamed for it. Mwha-ha-ha.
- Look chump, lemme tell ya how 'tings work 'round here. You will nevah eveah win a staring contest wid me.
- I am not the Boston you're looking for...
- Lets go over the rules one more time, no touching my toys!
- The Gooch as Nick 'The Barber' Venizelos in Smart Money:
This is how it's gonna be.. see... They're not gonna make me take the rap for this.. see... They won't put you out in the cold, like they will The Gooch.. see... So I was thinking that you is gonna take the blame for this one.. see... Now do we understand each other?
- "It's just you and me, Kid."
- Gooch says, "Listen to me kid, and you'll always get your way".
- Look Child....I have you beat by 10 lbs,
dont give me any trouble
- I know it was you that made that mess and I'm not taking the blame for it. Got it?!!
- "Whatever you do Kid, don't let them take you to the Vet when you're 6 months old".
- The force young brother, is all around us. It flows from me to you.
- Let's get this straight, I was here first.
- Hey! You touchie me no likey!
- No no, try again, a little more drool this time.
- I think you need a tissue.
- Tonight, dinner's on me!
- Don't! even think about touching me.
- Now listen close, baby brother, I'm gonna teach you how to get everything you want outta these people.
- I am not taking the blame for this mess. This is all you, Gooch.
- Listen kid your head is as big as mine,if you keep growing at this rate your going to be a Great Dane!!!!!!!!
- Look at me Kid!Never touch my toys,my dish,my bed,and always wear black and white and then maybe I'll Let You Stay!
- As "The Gooch," I'm cuter than you.
- Look, baby brother, I know you're new around here, so I'll just tell you now. This is my house. I'm the Gooch around here. Got it?
- Looks like someone needs a kiss on the mouth....
- Listen kid, I work the living room...so just keep on movin'
- We see eye-to-eye in a parallel universe...
- You lookin' at me?
- No, I think that's YOUR diaper!!!
- Look I was here before you - so don't even try to out cute me kid!
- you talking to me
- You must be adopted, you don't have enough fur.
- I prefer my chew toys not quite so large.....
- "Look here, kid. There's only room for one of us. And I was here first"
- yeah kid, you made that mess, not me!
- Gooch tells liter bro just to get things straight, I'm the favorite around here!!
- Okay..little guy. I'm the boss around here snf don'y uou forget it!
- hey kid - you think YOU can drool? Watch the master at work.
- This is not the poo you are looking for
- Its like looking into a mirror...
- Is that a Zit?!?!
- It was quiet before you came along!
- Who can win this staring contest?
- Look deep into my eyes!
- Some here's the baby and it ain't you, kid!
- listen kid, drooling and walking on all fours is my thing.
- STARE OFF!!!....IN 3.....2......1 GO!!!
Loser buys dinner MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA
u gonna lose
you know what i like..... RAW FISH AND LIVER YUM!!!
- Your tongue is longer...YOU clean it up!
- Your food? I thought everything here was mine!
- Boston's communicate well, both in their posture and in the nature of their bark.
- Remember what we talked about....The Bird made the mess!
- Go on, touch it, I dare you.
- Look into my eyes, you are getting very sleepy.
- Are you talkin' to me? Are youuu talkin' to meeeee?
- "Now, you know you did that, dont even try to blame me."
- These humans have the cutest squishy faces!
- "So did I tell you the one about the poodle & the bulldog?"
- I see your nose is bigger than mine.
- what are you looking at?
- This is one weird looking dog...
- That looks like baby spit to me.
- You will not even TRY to grab my tail!
- If you can read my eyes, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!
- "Now remember kid; your cute, but I was here first so make sure Mom and Dad still give me attention and everything will be just fine between us."
- Do you know where Mom hid the beef jerky?
- the epic starring contest showdown between The Gooch and Baby Brother... who shall win?
- OK, kid - you distract her and I'll grab the milk bones!
- Whatcha looking at Willis?
- And the staring contest continues; the Gooch looks like he is going in for the win by giving baby brother a BT kiss!
- I'm not getting blamed for another carpet stain...this calls for a staring contest!
- I'll be watching you....To be a part of the inner circle...
- The Gooch: I was here FIRST!
- Listen punk I was here first and dont you forget it...
- Hmm...What is he? He's about my size, but that nose is far too pronounced.
- This was my floor first.
- until you can walk on those four legs you're never gonna get anywhere, kid
- The Gooch,professional hypnotist, private venues only.
- I've been here longer than you, Baby Brother, so don't upstage me!
- Me theenks u need 2 b on zee leesh,k?
- The Gooch and The Kid see eye to eye on the issue.
- (a la James Cagney)
"Now listen here Baby Brother...I ain't takin' the rap on this here mess, seeeeee?"
- Gooch, this is serious. When they come to you with treats and nail clippers, RUN!
- Man to man.....
- In your eyes (the light, the heat) Your Eyes (I am complete) -Peter Gabriel
- Cool! That's a clever way of looikng at it!
- You feeling lucky
- The "Babe" was Gooch's toughest staring competitor yet!
- OK....so we both no YOU stained the carpet...I did NOT...
- The Gooch still ponders the idea of him actually being his brother.
- ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME?????
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- Two cuties!
- Precious picture!!
- awww so cute