The Winning Caption
Ozzie hears the bath water...
- Ozzie realized to his horror that the spacing between the 2nd and 3rd pickets was too wide for code.
- Ozzie is shocked- shocked- at the poor quality of millwork these days.
- Good lord! This new balustrade is oak, not cherry! It will clash with the dinette set!
- Ozzie immediately regretted watching the movie; “The Children under the Stairs”
- Hello Clairice.....
- Ozzie takes the job of "Lookout" very seriously.
- Someone!! GET THE BUTTER....my head is stuck again!!!!
- I ordered a flight of ales with amber finishes at this beer tasting -- not a flight of ballisters with walnut finishes!
- Why do they always make ME choose the new stain finish???
- Ackk!! I wanted Queen Anne style, not Early American!
- Ozzie had to go directly to jail and could not collect his $200 for passing GO!
- Did anyone else hear that noise???
- I am the great and powerful Wizard of Ozzie!
- Only Ozzie expects the Spanish Inquisition!
- You just wait, just wait till I get outta here. You, are dead meat!
- HEEEERE'S JOHNNY!
- ...and what to my wondering eyes should appear but--- leprechauns?!?
- Ozzie is spooked by spokes.
- So many table legs to chew on; so little time...
- Cujo is a very scary movie!
- Do you think my head would fit through?
- OMG They're home early. We have to pick up this mess!
- "Come on Bowser, bring me the key"
- 10 more days and I'll be out for good behavior!
- No body puts Ozzie behind bars!
- Ozzie hides behind the banister as his arch enemy is brought into the room -- the fire breathing vacuum cleaner!
- If I don't move, he won't see me. Help me moma.
- Keepin an eye out on the way to freedom!
- I SWEAR TO YOU!!! I did NOT take the steak off the table!! PPLLLEEASEEE lemme out!!
- Ozzie is planning his great escape.
- Ozzie clenches at the idea of going through airport security after having had bean burritos for lunch.
- Don't ask, just pay my bail.
- 8, 9, 10, ... Here I come!!
- I'm bustin' outa this joint, see...wooden bars can't hold me, see (James Cagney)
- I'm Innocent! I Say, Innocent! That cat's a liar!
- I was framed!
- I better hide
- I am so sorry, I didn't mean to eat your shoe!
- Do I hear R A I N ?
- Psst. this is Ozzie, jail break tonight fellas!
- Ozzie: "I didn't really want to be cast as a guard dog in this Horror movie. Somebody help!!"
- Is that you Santa Claus??????????
- never do anything like this kids!!
- bread and water!?!? sis said it was bacon deluxe w/ side of doggie biscuts..... man i did this for nothing....
- "Nobody gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how!"
- 20 years! What do you mean 20 years?
- Is the cat wearing my raiders jersey again?? MOM!!!
- Ozzie wasn't sure if he should laugh or cry.
- Ozzie does his imitation of Cathy Bates.
- hello clarice
- Do you think they can see me?
- I know what you did last summer.
- He was assigned the watchdog post for one reason,
He ALWAYS has his eye on you.
- Geez! I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!
- ...and this is why Ozzie never wins at "Hide and Seek!"
- When I'm parolled, I promise to go strait!
- I'll have the 'flight' of table legs, please.
- WHO'S that kissing Santa Claus????
- I am Keyser Soze!
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- Help!! Lucy is on her way for pre-lock down inspection!
- What was that noise? Did Leo fart?