|The Winning Caption
Only Baxter had the power to vanquish the Underbed Chicken Monster
- Baxter uncovered an underground rubber chicken ring, the casualties were yummy.
- I know my chicken, you've got to know your chicken *disclaimer* please see the song Cibo Matto sings, Know your chicken to understand why I gave this caption. [We LOVE Cibo Matto too!]
- The relationship between a Boston and his rubber chicken is a beautiful, private thing.
- Got Monsters uder your bed? Call 1-800-4Baxter and your monsters will be exterminated permanently!
- Much like a snake, Baxter prefers to eat his victoms head first.
- Just sitting under da bed, smoochin' with my chick.
- Baxter, being an expert at CPR, begins resuscitating the unconscious chicken.
- Alone at last my little Chick-a-dee!
- My rubber chick and I would like a moment of privacy, please.
- Excuse you! Can't you see we are having a moment here?
- Why did the chicken go under the bed ?
- Baxter goes underground to hide his Purple Polkadot Poultry fetish.
- First order of business remove beak. Poop it out on front lawn later.
- And the Chicken thought he was safe under the bed, but Baxter surprised him from behind.
- It's mine, all mine
- Baxter thinks, I'll blow in here and see what comes out the other end
- I will remove the purple nailpolish, but I'm going to do it MY way!
- Yuck, I think this chicken has been eating plastic corn.
- This is our alone place
- Bostons do it unter the bed!
- mmmmmm...taste like chicken!
- We can't let the other BT's find out about this....
- GET OUT!! There is absolutely nothing to see here
- Baxter's new girlfriend seems a little stiff and pale.
- Baxter: Caught live on Cheaters!
- Wait- this isn't what it looks like!!
- Tastes like chicken!
- Back off, I got it under control!!
- She was scared stiff to go on stage, but her manager, Bugsy reminded her that she had come to far to chicken out now.
- It was now known where the frilly undies and nail pilish were disapearing to in Baxter's household
- Thanksgiving came early this year for Baxter.
- Hm. Tastes like chicken.
- "Now, my dear, we are alone."
- who you lookin' at?
- "Come with me, my little chicken of the sea."
- Mmmm, tastes like chicken!
- Listen carefully, I want extra gravy for dinner or this chicken gets it!
- Can we get a little privacy please?
- Tastes like chicken, my ass!
- Ok, so she's a chicken. I already dated all the dogs around here....
- Hmmmmm......Takes like chicken.
- These chicken wings are not quite as good as everybody says they are.
- It was her idea, I swear!
- Baxter, you'll have to leave the chicken ranch if you keep hiding our chicks.
- Bad dog, thats where The chickens bathing suit covers.
- Try as he might, Baxter was just to chicken to share.
- Baxter tracked the wiley chicken to it's den and there he did feast...
- "Tastes like chicken"
- Come any closer and the chicken chokes.
- Chicken? What Chicken?
- Sup foo! Eat more chicken...
- What? I just saved the 9th dimension and I'm chewing the beast! The beast I say!
- What goes on under the couch, stays under the couch.
- It was then that Baxter realized there was no place his forbidden love could flower safely outside the glare of the papparazzi bublbs.
- EAT MO CHIKIN !!
- baxter blows up his new chicken balloon
- Baxter was ashamed of his love for Henrietta Cluckles, but couldn't deny the lure of her purple toes.
- (everyone sing along)...she wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie purple polka dot bikini, that she wore for the last time today...
- after a careful search of the house,
Baxter discovered where dad kept his blowup Doll.
- what a view I have from down here!
- "She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny ..."
- Baxter says,I love a sexy gal with skinny chicken legs!!!!!! Yea Baby.....
- Oh, baby...it's business time...
- Baxter was not too fond of the teeny, weeny little polka-dot bikini, SO HE ATE IT!!
- Baxter is not too fond of the teeny, weeny little polka-dot bikini.
- Step back this thing is loaded
- I know there's real chicken in here somewhere!
- GODZILLA WAS NO MATCH FOR BAXTER!
- Scream all you will, no one will hear.
- Baxter performs the underbed "Alligator Roll"
- Next week on "Bostons gone Bad"
- "Chicken Terrier-aki"
- We met on E-harmony, it was love at first bite.
- i see london, i see france...i see purple undee pants!
- ...and you said there was no such thing as a monster under the bed!
- I gots de pretty birdie fair and square.
- Affair d'amour? Affair de coeur? Je ne sais quoi ...je vive en espoire. -Pepe Le Pew
- YOUR GOING TO NEED AFLAC WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- doesnt taste like chicken. but your still not getting it from me.
- not EVERYTHING tastes like chicken!
- Are you sure purple is the new black for Spring?
- Go away- I'm having a "moment"- why do you think I'm under here??
- Yeah, like you don't have a blow up doll...
- iit heckled me- I had to take it down
- Baxer is cought with his hidden 'playchicken' collection.
- Forbidden love always tastes more sweet!
- Baxter is cought choking his chicken!
- It was this moment that Baxter knew he should have invested in the air pump for the blow up chicken!
- "Baxter likes chicken butts,
and he can not lie,
all the other bostons can't deny,
when a chicken walks in with breast and thighs..." (sing to the tune of baby got back by sir mix a lot.)
- Tastes like chicken!
- tase luk kibble
- Finally , i got the monster under the bed ... and boy is this REVENGE time ... Gnaw Gnaw Gnaw... No more surprise attacks at night Rubber Chicken
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