|The Winning Caption
Pleeth! Thilence! The Bothton Manifeshto ith almoth complete!
- A Feather for your thoughts
- I am not a Frenchie...but I am here to tickle you.
- You were expecting maybe a cobra to pop out of this basket??!!??
- Yeth, yeth, autographs for everyone!
- See, I TOLD you Big Bird was going gray.
- Winston will now sign all autographs.
- Winston - regardless of what others may say - is pursuing
a career in exotic dancing
- "Taco night" always gets a little crazy at the Johnson household.
- "his name was Lola, he was a showgirl...."
- Ahh Simone' let me take you away from this desolate place
to my cottage in Vienna on my smooth sailing hot air balloon!
- Teekle your butt weeth a feather?
- Winston proves the Three musketeers never saw him coming.
- I got this souvenir feather from my hot air balloon ride!
- Big Chief Sitting Boston
- Did someone say "Nom de plume?"
- Is this another one of those grown-up toys that I'm not supposed
to pull out of the bedroom?
- Forget Tickle Me Elmo!!
- You know you want to give me a smooch.
- On guard, you evil assasins! You are no match for my wit!
- Phyllis Diller goes to Mexico.
- Winston finally taught that pesky Osterich who was boss!
- That was the biggest bird ever! I almost had him!
- Winston thought that if Yankee Doodle could put a feather
in his cap and call it macaroni, that perhaps if he put it in
his mouth - he could TASTE macaroni!
- That's right! I actually wrote all of shakespheres plays!
Now where is the feast for me?
- Sorry, i couldn't bring back the whole bird
- ok....is the time machine plugged in? yes... alright......
off to meet shakesphere!
- momo can you give me some quiet time, i'm busy writting my
- FINALLY! Now that I found my fancy pen, I can begin writing
- Previously unknown due to illegibility... until this photo
was recently discovered...the 41st signer of the US Constitution!
Happy Constitution Day!
- It wuth a BACON bird! I ate the whooooole thing!
- Pleeth, allow me to autograph that bacon for you.
- Got ink?
- I has a fancy
- Winston adds the final touches to his woven, plumed purse
for the finale of Boston Runway .
- tastes like chicken !!!!!!
- Ahhh, with this quill, I shall write like Shakespere...
- winston shakespeare at your service!
- Helllooo ladies...
- Greetings i'm shakespheres dog, i happened to get lost in
my time machine, do you know where the nearest candle is?
- I fought u said dis was a cheez tick!
- To be or not to be........that is my question!
- Light as a feather, tough as a rock... My name is Winston
and I'll steal your sock!
- Mom, I swear... I haven't seen Tweety anywhere. Now pick up
this bag and lets go shopping!
- "I'm so pretty... Oh so pretty..."
- Dedicated Winston fans his owner during the power outage
- What bird? I haven't seen any bird...
- ...stuck a feather in his cap and called it maca -- what???
- Winston wants to be the first to sign the Boston Terrier Bill
- Momo, I waz gunna make you a yummy dindin but I luff'd the
birdie so much he didn't make it to the oven.
- KFC- "Finger lickin good"
- Winston cleaning his teeth before he shows off his pearly
- Winston dresses up as Col. Mustard (clue)
- Winston stuck in a chinese finger trap- "I know its not a
wish bone but hopefully this bone will be good for something,
cuz I gotta pee"
- This is all thats left of the big fluffy kitty..."that'll
teach him to hide in my hidey hole"
- I Plukaded da Chicken,now i ready ta eat it.
- I'm ready - Now show me where to sign.
- Either you TAKE me in your Carry On Bag . . . . Or I will
Fly Myself !!
- Where's the ink?
- dont I look beautiful dahhhling??
- Escuse' mwah, do you care to dance?
- Winston doodle went to town carried in a basket Stuck a feather
in his mouth in hopes to be Little beasts picture of the week
- Care for a tickle?
- "Go ahead Monty Hall, Let's Make a Deal!"
- Muskateer III fakes a disguise.
- WOW! This is the best tasting feather ever!(Can i have another
one) Is it an eagles feather?
- ~~Where Do I Sign?~~
- Wanna Tango Baby?
- Tickle your fancy??
- A Tisket a Tasket, Winston's in a Basket.
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- The pen is mighter than the sword!...I hope!
- With a stroke of my mighty pen, I hereby abolish all inhumane
acts towards animals. //s// Sir Winston
- the beast got away
- Winston's latest diet lets him eat anything- including feathers!
- Yankee Doodle Never Looked So Handsome!
- Tastes like chicken....
- That chiken was really big!!!
- that was some party.
- Well, tickle me pink!
- Mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
- Finders keepers. Losers get tickled with a big, white feather!
- I told you it was a really, really big bird outside.
- heads up, there's a naked bird outside...
- Feather, what feather, I don't see no stinkin feather.
- What? Is the feather too much?
- As Winston lay in wait for his owner to return thoughts of
the 'revenge tickle' brought a smile to his face.
- Thomas Jefferson has nothing on me....
- May I tickle your butt with my feather?
- "Is This A Bone?
- hurry up and take the picture.... i'm about to sneeze!
- I tell you, I'm a french Bostonian!
- . . .stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni!. .
- "I know I got the wrong thing...but shall we dance"
- Captain Hook's newest enemy succeeds where the Crocodile failed!
- Shall we dance, darling?
- with a name like winston, of course he's fance enough to have
- He would merengue and do the cha-cha!
- do you think anyone will notice me?
- Zut alors!
- Yes, I ate the whole thing!!
- Winston ate Big Bird's cousin
- is thifs thef feather, you was looking forf?!
- What Bird?
- Of course, I'll bloody write...I was hoping to email but apparently
you had other ideas.
- Just one more reason why Winston wasn't made a vice presidential
- For putting me in this bag, you can have a feather in your
- Carol Channing, eat your heart out!
- Another feather for my hat
- This is the ony feather I could find. I wanted a boah that
would go with this purse.
- ok mom enough with lap dance, im sick of running around. there
aint no way im strippin of this collar!
- I DID MY HOMEWORK MOM!!!!
- You should have seen the size of it!
- I am one with the bird.
- I am King -- long live the KING!!!
- what do you mean...i can't fly with a feather??
- I haz a fethur
- just a little reminder of my fight with THE BIRD!!!
- Maybe I stole George Washingtons Pen!
- I almost had the ostrich but he got away
- Winston digs out his quill pen to write a special get well
note to Beefy. (Thank you!)
- Winston is your guy when you want to put on a canine Signing
of the Declaration tableau
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- Ha! I'm better at this "treaure hunt" thing than Opal!
- Winston is an adorable boy! The look on his face is priceless!!!