|The Winning Caption
Tank's version of "Hamlet" would have been much more
successful, provided the skull wasn't bacon flavored.
- "Au contraire! I've got YOUR nose!"
- Tank looks Death straight in the eye and remembers he left
the stove on.
- This is how Tank prepares for the annual Stink Eye competetion
- Me Ying, You Yang.
- Bostons kiss on the lips even when there aren't any!
- Ahhh finally I licked his face clean
- (from Shakespeare)"Alas,por Yorik, he tasted well"
- I tried mouth to mouth recessitation, but I tell you, it's
- Tank considers eyeball donation
- Kiss of Death!
- Suddenly Tank began to wonder, "is this guy even qualified
to be in a staring contest?"
- Bostons DO kiss on the lips!!!!
- Tank looks death in the eye...
- Tank may lose his first staring contest ever.
- Tank snarled in a "pirate voice", "Ahoy there Matey, enough
with the silent treatment. I said to fork over all yer candy
from yer trick or treat'in!"
- Tank bites the face of death.
- Are we going to let a little thing like you're dead and I'm
not get in the way of our love? Come here and give me a kiss.
- Tank gives "Mr. No Eye" the stink eye!
- Shaggy and Scooby thought it was Old Man Withers, but Tank
finds out after ripping off the mask that it really was a skeleton.
- Is kissing always so creepy?
- I didn't know my breath smelled this bad.
- Oh my, what huge eyes you used to have!
- Bad idea--challenging this guy to a staring contest.
- Tank tries the old standby, muzzle to mouth resussitation,
to no avail!
- Is you in there?
- You said Bite me!!!
- Tanks stared Death right in the eye...and farted.
- I have a secret, but you can't tell anybody!!
- Mom I begged you not to do that diet!
- What did you eat, Bubba?
- Hey you got no nose either.
- One move and you get it buddy.
- You do not taste like chicken.
- Come out and fight like a man...errrr, I mean a skeleton!
- Who's scared of who?
- I told you I would win this staring contest!
- Umm, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I begged
for a bone, but here goes!
- Tank looks Death in the eye and tries to slip him the tongue.
- Tank spots a kindred nose
- I TOLD YOU ALREADY, WE WILL NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE!!!
- Look Deep, Deep in to my eyes. Tell me what do you see?
- Boston's like to snuggle against something soft and warm!!
- I TOLD you to stop wearing that peanut butter scented make
- Now how the HECK are Bostons supposed to kiss on the lips
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY??!!!
- mattress by tyson-pedic
- Look at my new bone.
- Tank works on a new theory of dentistry.
- To be a BT or not being a BT? that is the question.
- Holy crap! This skeleton has eyes bigger than ME!
- Are you feelin' lucky punk? Are ya?
- WHO'S so scary now, sucka'
- Look me in the eyes and say that! Oops, no eyes... Never Mind!
- Tank practices his favorite line "Look in to my eyes!" from
the ghost rider.
- Yeah, this is what happened to the last dog that stared me
in the eyes!
- Wow! And I thought MY nose was flat!
- Tank's not into the older women!
- Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well!
- oops!!! I see it but does it see me?
- So, is that the best you can do for a Halloween costume?
- what is this doing here?
- resistance is futile!
- MY WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE
- Not in my house Skeleton Man! Tank is here to save the day!
- O.K.....I THINK YOU ARE TKINGTHIS RELATIONSHIP TOO SERIOUSLY.
- What you looking at?!
- See, my Nose is bigger!
- To Be or not to be that is the question. I told you I could
- Tank was always bragging about how he made chicks melt with
his Boston Kisses!!!
- You don't want to mess with me!!!!!!!
- I see dead people!!!
- I'm a Boston, we kiss on the lips. Hey where are your lips!!!
- Ebony and Ivory- living in perfect harmony on my keyboard-
why can't we?
- Alas, poor Yorick; I knew him well.
- Bostons Kiss On The Lips!
- Tank DEFINITELY won the staring contest.
- You talkin' to ME?!
- The Boston Terrorist Strikes Back!
- i WILL win this staring contest ...no "bonez" about it
- I said PICK ME UP!
- "How do you feel about long distance relationships?"
- I said I was going to wear the scary costume!!!
- Talk about kiss of death...
- You talkin' to me?!
- "you wanna take this outside?!?!?!?!?"
- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU UGLY WHITE....THING!!!!!!!
- Tank does not like his new toy !
- """To be or not to be, that's the question"""
- Mom, I know you were trying to lose weight, but isn't this
a but much?
- Are you talkin to me?
- did you say something thought so!!
- Whoooooo are you looking at?
- Ahhh... Da sweet kiss of Death....
- I LOVE YOU!!!
- It's you and me mr. skull!!!!
- Death stare
- Alas, poor Yorick!!
- You lookin' at me? Hey, I's talkin' to you.
- I was right! Der's nuttin' but air in der!
- don't make me lick your forehead
- Who's head did this use to be?!
- Hello! Hello!! Are you in there?
- I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld
an eerie sight!
- Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well!
- Look into my eyes!!!!!!
- U talkin to me?
- Are you looking at me?
- Mommy! What happened to your face?!?!?!
- I see dead people...
- Momo! They took your SKIN!!! I'll avenge you!
- Jeepies, man! Where'd your skin go?!
- look into my eyes and tell me you love me!
- What da ya mean your squeeker is rusted?
- "Who you callin bug eyes?"
- I have ways of making you talk, give me the CANDY
- Mom-eo, Mom-eo Wherefore art thou skin?
- Staring contest 1....2....3...go!
- Momeo, Momeo, Wherefore art thou skin?
- Mommy, this thing won't play with me!
- Looking death in the eye
- You wanna piece of me?
- Look at me when I talk to you!
- Somebody let me out of the closet!
- Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio...
- As Tank's life flashed before his eyes, he remembered he hated
the leash the most.
- Tank meets Death head on and doesn't blink.
- Tank comes face to face with Death because neither of them
have much of a nose.
- Tank stares Death straight in the eye and regrets the loss
of his testicles that fateful day at the vet's.
- Tank looks Death straight in the eye and asks for a refund.
- Tank looks Death straight in the eye and votes Democrat.
- GRRR!! What did I TELL you, Mr. Skeley!? You'll poke your
- A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is still a sigh.......
- What do you think you are looking at
- With that nose, you must snore as much as I do!
- I like bones, but I think I bit off a bit more then I can
- Look deep into my eyes. You are my bone, You are My bone
- Next on "Monster Chiller Theater",Tank comes face to face
with the Grim Reaper! Veddddy Scadddddyyy!!!
- Tank tries to bring Death back to Life using mouth-to-mouth
- Death came to Tank as a cheap made in China product. Buy American!
- Okay here's the skull, but where are the bones?
- Tank gets up to some skullduggery.
- "You talkin' ta me?"
- BTR==(Boston Terrior recesatation)==will not help at this
- Dude....you have no lips!!!
- So a skelton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop...
- your how old?!?!
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- I can't stop laughing!!
- Eeeeeeaaaaak!Screaming Skull!! This is just priceless!
- this is soo cute!! love it! :)
- I have a boston who will do this to sometimes. They are crazy