The Winning Caption
is: Are my paw pads getting a little pink??
- Is 3 m.p.h. the best you can do?
- Tch! Can you believe that guy? Standing up in a boat and no
life jacket? Oh, puhleeeese!
- "Since when am I a hood ornament!"
- Being a bouey can be pretty exhausting!
- Daisy strikes a pose for the next Sports Illustrated swim
- Kayak Schmayak.... The Waverunner is faster and more my style.
- Where is my Cheese Martini?
- Over the pa system "I'm your cruise director Daisy,we will
be starting bingo on the Leedo deck in 1/2 hour"
- Paddle faster! I want a breeze!
- "Are you telling me he has NO cheese in that boat...Right!!!
I know the bait choices!!!"
- Daisy watched waited patiently for cabana boy to bring her
- please turn your head, while i remove my top.
- Daisy is the new Sacajawea-follow and obey!
- Start off your canoeing season correctly with Daisy the Safety
- Steady she goes. Wake free zone.
- "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
- Does this outfit make my butt look bigger?
- I swear, if I catch you looking at my butt one more time...
- wha da ya think? should i turn over now?
- I hate tan lines on my butt.
- I don't care how exciting it is! I'm not going in after that
big cat fish!!
- Are you sure this is how they demoed this rig on the fishing
- Why we stoppin?
- Just Basking in the ambiance Just basking in the ambiance!!
- How long do you think it will take my white spots to turn
the original colour.
- ...We're pimpin' all over the world.. Oh Yeah!
- "That's right, Madam Daisy commands you to row me out to sea."
- And starring Boston BayWatch: beautiful Daisy!!!
- Be a darling and put down the camera and rub some sun screen
on my legs.
- Dont' worry, not sharks on sight!
- What do you mean I'm laying dopwn funny? It's the way the
human's do it.
- why would u put this life jackey on me? there is no way im
getting in that water!
- Be prepared - Rapids straight ahead!
- i can't search for the treasure chest with this straight
- Mom, how am I supposed to paddle the kayak with this lame
jacket and leash?
- just getting a little tan!
- don't push me when i am up here!
- good thing were not on the rapids!
- Where is my Coppertone?
- Don't get no betta than this!
- Does this suit make my butt look fat?
- I am gonna have some terrible tan lines!
- OH.....did you need to use this?
- can you rub sun block on my legs
- Summer is just boring.
- Daisy dreams of starring in the African Queen.
- i cant get my all over tan if you keep this thing on me!
- Oh Lord, I hope he can drive this thing
- It's not easy being this sexy.
- If you want my body and you think I'm sexy c'mon sugar let
- In her best Austin Powers voice: "Do I make you horny baby,
- Ahhh, this is the life....
- I am NOT a bumble bee!!!
- There's nothing like a sunny day on the lake to bring one's
- OK! Take the picture already. Can't you see I'm getting some
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- does this vest make my butt look big?
- FOr God's Sake! It was only one puddle and you left me alone
in the house for 15 hours! Don't leave me here!
- "I'm one hot doggie and your just jelous of my good looks!"
- Just leave me be....I trying to get a tan!!!
- Lassie. Eat your heart out!!
- How much will you give me to push that dude overboard?
- How do you expect me to get a tan with this life vest on?
- I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!
- Can I get a little SPF 30 on my piggies please!
- Row . .Row. .Row your boat!! And let's not forget the "gently"
- Mother, would you please put some Bain de Soleil on the back
of my legs?
- Super Star
- Would you put down the Captain Morgan and ROW already!??
- Sports Illustrated... Eat your heart out!!!
- This jacket better not leave tan lines!
- Can you rub some sunscreen on my legs?
- Does this make my butt look big?
- Daisy asks "Does this make my butt look big" as she waits
to shoot the next scene of her new music video "Flight of the
- Somebody should tell that guy he's going about "relaxing"
all the wrong way.
- I'd rather go hunting
- I am Sooo the queen bee.....
- hey don't look at me!!!!!! cant you see im moontanning
- I'm getting my tan on.....oh wait...i can't tan
- What do you mean i can't tan?
- "rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby."
- i can swim if i want to........i just don't want to get wet!
- Daisy gave her owner the stink eye after her owner told her
she could tan because her fur was to dark.
- Does this life-jacket make my butt look big!?
- "Get a load of these gams, fellas!"
- This feels so right, yet something is missing...FASTER!!!!!
- Once again, the paparazzi catch Daisy lounging on her yaht...and
wearing the hottest new style.
- "I'm King of the World--Yawn"
- Anchors Away!
- Ah,the sun!
- The Stalkerazzi (aka Hazel) has become bored with Emrys watching.
Watch as she stalks Daisy as the innocent creature lounges on
- Pass me the sunblock!
- Hello,I'm trying to relax! No cameras, please!
- AAAAHHHHHH!!!! This is the life!!!!
- C'mon enough photos, let's get this ship to sea!
- Hey Babe, do you mind rubbing my back?
- Yep, Daisy really knows how to live life.
- Nope,(crunch) no fish yet.Ya' mind passin' the salt?
- This clever "Honey Bee" disguise will scare away all of the
fishermen so I can eat their BAIT!
- "Left a good job in the city... Workin' for the man every
night and day... Rowin' Rowin' Rowin on de river
- Hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin?
- Spoiled Bumblebee...
- You know, this life jacket is going to give me such awful
- I'm the brains of this outfit! You just sit there and paddle!
- Let's do the 'doggie paddle'
- Classical aerodynamics say that bumblebee can't fly - however,
they can camouflage into Boston Terriers, tan and swim.
- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
- Why Pablo, of course I want you to rub me down with oil. Fetch
me a daquiri too.
- Now THIS is transportation!
- A little more sunscreen on the tocks and snap to it!
- Does this life preserver make my tocks look big?
- Has Playdog magazine picked the June centerfold yet? If not,
upload this and send!
- I'm trying to relax here.
- Driving Miss Daisy!
- always important to tan the bum....
- I'm catchin some rays here. Shut up and keep paddling. K thanx
- That definitely has to be a Sports Illustrated cover ! And
with that pin-up girl expression! Too too darling!!!
- Daisy after sitting for 3 hours not even getting a nibble...
See MA I told you the good fishin spot was over there!!!
- "Can you put a little more sunscreen on my legs please?"
- yes, I am the captain of this canoe, why do you ask?
- Yeah, Life IS good.
- Who needs a tan when you're as pretty as me.
- see that guy over there? I'm going to get him & whatever he's
- MOM! Enough! I look like a freakin' bumble bee!
- I said keep rowing darling...don't make me come back there.
- Why yes...I AM 'Jupiter's Darling'...
- Next cruise I take - I'm goin' FIRST class.
- So what EXACTLY is Boston Terrier bait - hey!!!
- what? Noooo this wasn't what I ment when I said I wanted to
see the lake at a diffrent angle!
- Let's do the "doggie paddle"
- "How am I to get an even tan with this silly jacket on!"
- Your a "wild child" Daisy
- what a wild child
- Do Bostons fart underwater?
- What You Looking at? Never Seen A Dog In A Canoo?
- Just Chilling.
- I hope you brought the sunscreen. I would hate to see the
tan lines I get with this bobber on my back if you didn't!"
- jeeves, could you paddle a little faster please?--i think
i see a catfish.
- Hey, I look like a bumble bee in this thing?
- If I go in the drink, I'm gonna pee in ALL of your beds while
- Pass the sunscreen, I'm getting a little pink here.
- Are we there yet? I'm thirsty!
- Nice try, I'm not paddling because this was your idea!
- This lifejacket is going to leave some serious tan lines
- Does my new life jacket make me look like a bumble bee?
- "I'm Queen of the world!"
- As the taping continues for Life Styles of the Rich and Famous,
Daisy shows the world the safety measures she employs as she
partakes in her favorite sport of Kayaking
- Ah, darlings, don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- They tell me this thing will help me float. Do I look like
I'm buying into that?
- OK, Driver, hit it!
- what are you looking at? My bum wont get burned, I have fur!
- Just floatin' down a lazy river . . .
- Gotta make sure the backs of my legs get a nice tan...
- what a "wild child"
- Roughin' it
- Rowing Miss Daisy
- Mummy, do get me the sun screen will you? Oh and a fan, and
an ice tea, and if you could speed it up some...
- Did you make sure to get enough lotion behind my knees???
- How can anyone resist these dogs ????? They are absolutely
- Maaaannnn, this life jacket is totally going to give me tan
- Kayak Dawg
- Peel me another grape, won't you, darling?
- I'm Daisy...and I'm lazy...you think I'm crazy...but that
don't faze me...now where's my snack?
- Would someone be kind enough to apply sunscreen on my exposed
- Pass me the coco butter?
- Annette Funicello eat your heart out!!!
- Does this life vest make me look fat?
- "I've updated from 'Driving Miss Daisy' to 'Rowing Miss Daisy'"
- How do you expect me to go strapless with these tan lines?
- you're gonna need a bigger boat.
- Does this make me look fat???
- ok next time lets try to color coordinate me, I'm on a orange
boat on a purple and blue towel with a yellow and black vest
with a purple leash. Aww come on I can I get some hunk looking
- Does this life vest make me look fat?
- just go ahead and tell me; it makes my butt look big doesn't
- Yes, yes, I know... no pants.
- This thing is going to give me the worst tan lines!
- 'Scuse me, would you mind putting some lotion on my heinie?
- How do you expect me to get a decent tan with this thing on?
- Would you mind speeding up? I want to feel the wind in my
- Is this a kayak or a canoe?
- I'm so damned cute I can't stand myself.
- Mom, could you please turn around and paddle the other way.
I need to tan my other leg.
- This is the life.....
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
- Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
- What do you mean "watch out for the creature from the Black
- You mean you've never seen a Boston Bumblebee?
- If they'd untie me I'd go catch that guy's fish for him!
- Please,enough with the camera,im resting here!
- I have trouble turning in this vest. Do you think you could
check if my legs are still there?
- C'mon dont you know I can swim...
- I am the Great Bumblebeeto!
- hope i don't get a bad burn
- now this is the life! ( i hope i dont fall in!)
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- Glitter needs to stop hanging with CheezPuff and come down
to the river.
- It looks like she is posing for the camera.
- It is so toatally funny yo!!!!
- I just LOVE her expression!
- That's the darlingest thing I've ever seen! My BT loves the
water and loves my orange kayak too~!
- She is just TOO cute!
- What a precious girl! She looks like she is having so much
fun. There needs to be a new rating category, Happiness Is!
- I love it! it is so adorible my dog does not like water
- THE LITTLE DOG IS SSSSSSSOOOOOO CUTE . RELLY
- so cute
- this dog is the coolest
- This is so cute! Our BT, Jack, puts his back legs out just
like that! We call it "slug".