The Winning Caption is:

• "What's a cat's favorite color?! PURRRR-PLE! Get it?! Purrrr-ple?? I crack myself up.

• Cheesey-Poof couldn't resist getting a closer look at the new lawn ornament.
• Cheesey-Poof realized too late that the "statue-game" isn't all that its cracked up to be.
• Glitter is about to find out the hard way that C-P doesn't like to be called 'Red".
• "Make a left onto Willow Ave and and then make your 1st right". your litter box is on the corner
• Cheesey tries to recruit Glitter to pounce on the jogger approaching up the trail.
• Hmm, you are certainly orange like a cheesey-poof. I will taste your face now to be sure. Hold still. . .
• Oh hai. So.... you has cheezburgers?
• Ok, let's go over this one more time. You hiss, I lay on the floor and cry. When she turns around, you jump on the counter, take the bacon, and we'll meet at this tree. Got it?
• I SAY... DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POOPON?
• O.K. Cheesey-Poof, close your eyes and count to 1000 while I go hide!
• The joke goes, how does a chicken cross the road, not how does a cat cross the road.
• "So, Cheesey, that is why they put that fence up. It's not to prevent us from getting out, but to keep the cows from getting IN."
• So, what's it like having a tail?
• remember the rules, the tree is yours and the grass is mine
• Hey who are you?
• I told you get off our it'll be the soup pot for you!
• Do you REALLY taste like chicken??!!??
• Cheesey-Poof, how many times do I have to tell you stay out of the street! Or you will be Cheesey-spat!
• Glitter: So now that you're over here, can you NOW tell me why the chicken crossed the road??!!
• You say you need help with a BIG mouse? Show me the way, buddy!
• Dont even think of crossing this line!
• Did you here about the new neighbors?
• "So the Rabbi says to the Priest..."
• Now now Mr. Cheesey-Poof...Gimme the goods!!!
• G: you're not gonna believe what they're doing in the bedroom...follow me! CP: I don't believe you and you can't make me.
• "I know you're reputation will be in jeopardy Cheesey-Poof but please, please play with me."
• Gitter- "My debut on Animals Funniest is on tonight at 8:30...come on over, we can have some cheesy treats!" Cheesy-poof-"Ahhh it's a week night...Momma says I can't stay out that late."
• Hello,pretty lady!RAR! Whoah,nevermind!
• Okay,now Glitter, just follow my lead. Meow! Ruff?!
• Hey, I'm just tellin' you what I read - a cat will ALWAYS cross the road to talk to a Boston - am I right?
• Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
• Hey, it's a furry Cuz! It even has the pointy ears!
• (Gossiping with Cheesey-Poof) So, I said to her, "That's right, I said I want a hotdog. No more kibble for this Glitter Goddess!"
• Hmmm, you don't look like a Cheesey-Poof that I know. Maybe you has a taste anyway?
• Now listen to me Cheesey,try to make it at least to the end of the drive this time because that tummy has got to go!!!
• Glitter: I Paid Top Dollar For Cheesy Poofs NOT Cheesey Poof Darn It!
• ok look this is my stubby tail not yours so... STOP CHASING IT!!!
• You say that you get fed how many times a day???
• My property...My Property!!!
• Glitter was attracted by the Delicious Sounding Name of Cheesey.
• HOw many times do I have to tell you not to slide against my leg?? It creeps me out!
• Halt! WHo goes there? Friend or foe???
• Wonder what will happen next?
• Glitter: what might this creature be? cheesy: I AM TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME I AM A CAT!
• My teeth are cleaner than yours!
• How's my breath?
• It's only spinach!
• You know I like Cheesy-Poof's as a snack right?!?!?!
• GARFIELD! Oh WOW! Can I have your Pawtograph?
• i told you, this wont work. you have to stop following me. i mean....your nice n everything but, it just wont work out.
• Upon closer inspection, Cheesey-Poof discovered that the lawn ornament was breathing.
• heh eh hehhhhhhh oh that was hiiilaaarioouus
• You need to go on a diet,Cheesey-poof!!!
• Hee, hee, hee, did you hear the joke about the cat that went...
• OK, buddy...if you cross the line, I will show you Boston way of things. You choose.
• Glitter shows Cheesey-Poof the Boston Hiss!!!
• "I just want to see if you taste as cheesey as you look"
• Have you, seen my Mommy?
• For the last time CP, you go over the board not under.
• Have you ever heard the one about.....
• Ready, Cheesey? When I say, "GO!" you run as FAST as you can, JUMP the fence, and KEEP running. That is NOT a cliff back there. Looks like one, yeah. But just trust me, okay?
• hey pal, your not a chicken....stop trying to get across the road to the other side!
• Do I have anything in my teeth?
• " look cheese butt...i can tell you've been eating out of my bowl... "
• Cheesy-Poof tells Glitter "GET OFF MY LAWN!" After watching Monster House. Maybe the house will eat her....
• Hi! Are you new here? Cuz I'm Glitter the Cheesy Poof getter.
• What's up, Pussycat? Woooo-oooo-ooooo-oooo
• Hey, I hear you guys taste just like chicken!
• Hey Bree, did you hear what happened to Gabby and Edie?
• "No Kitty, those are my cheesy poofs. NO Kitty, thats a bad kitty...Maooom!"
• “You've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky today to go potty in Glitters' yard? Well... do ya Poof?
• come here kitty-kitty i need lunch....i'm hungry!
• It sort of looks like a street, Cheesy-Poof, but it's really a cat-sitting-place. Really!
• ok so here's the deal, you stay on your side and nobody gets hurt you understand?
• can you tell me which way to the nearest Petco?
• he he heeeeeeehhhhhhh that was hilllllaaaaaarrreeeeooooouuuussss
• "Oh no you di'int!"
• Mom said you are allergic to grass so KEEP OFF!
• "Ok, seriously.. your name is Cheesey-Poof???"
• You know you love me!
• ...and then I said to the farmer,"hey man, don't fence me in!"
• I can run from here to the fence in 2.5 seconds, can you?
• Is your name Cheesey-Poof because you taste like cheese?
• What do you mean your Out of CAT NIP! i need some green man!
• Nice Tail !!!!!
• Hey, can you hear me? I SAID, CAN YOU HEAR ME? Haha,get it? Your ears are small.
• O come on Cheesey-Poof is my breath that bad?
• I want my cheesey-poofs!!
• Hey Cheesey-Poof the sign says stay off the grass!
• I've got pointy ears, right? I could be a cat if I wanted to.
• What ??? they had pizzas at your place and i wasn't told ??? Shame on you kitty...
• We can't keep meeting like this.
• Don't cross that line....
• ...and then he said it was him, not me.....so I ran to the park and here I am. What should I do now?
• Iwonder if you squeek?
• So, why did the cat cross the road?
• Glitter is about to learn a valuable lesson- a wagging tail is not always a good sign.
• Seriously! If you lay in the middle of the road they always stop....
• Why are you on my turf? GET OFF MY TURF!
• Glitter apparently cannot read kitty body language.
• Why did the kitty cross the road? To have a staring contest with the Boston on the other side!!!
• Oh my goodness, you're the weirdest Boston Terrier I've ever seen!
• You don't honestly believe I'm going to let you step foot on MY grass do you?
• What a strange looking kind of dog. I wonder what breed.
• As I told you before!!!! I better not see you on my side of the yard again!!!!
• I told you... I dont like cheese!
• Glitter, you get inside the house, bring me some cheese puffs and meet me back at the nearsest tree and I "promise" I'll stop slapping you across the face every time you look at me.
• You, hey you. Are you a dog?
• "You will respect my authori-ty!"
• Because I like Both of theam
• I know you!
• you've met your match,cheesy-poof!
• This is MY yard, and you cant come over!
• Can you see if I have anything in my teeth?
• How's my breath?
• Glitter-Ok, thats your half of the yard, and this is my half of the yard. Cheesey-Poof- But my half isnt yard! Glitter-So, I have better teeth than you.
• This makes the joke "Why did the cat cross the street?" rhetorical.
• Hey, your not a dog! Your a spy! Spy's arent allowed in the No Cats Club!
• Yes, the grass is greener over here, and it's MY grass!
• See my teeth? Thats why they call me Glitter.

Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)

Comments:

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• i think it reely cute!!! xx
• so adorable
• Glitter is so adorable!
• pretty, cool and funny
• so cute
• I love Glitter's face!
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