The Winning Caption
- "What's a cat's favorite color?! PURRRR-PLE! Get it?! Purrrr-ple??
I crack myself up.
- Cheesey-Poof couldn't resist getting a closer look at the
new lawn ornament.
- Cheesey-Poof realized too late that the "statue-game" isn't
all that its cracked up to be.
- Glitter is about to find out the hard way that C-P doesn't
like to be called 'Red".
- "Make a left onto Willow Ave and and then make your 1st right".
your litter box is on the corner
- Cheesey tries to recruit Glitter to pounce on the jogger approaching
up the trail.
- Hmm, you are certainly orange like a cheesey-poof. I will
taste your face now to be sure. Hold still. . .
- Oh hai. So.... you has cheezburgers?
- Ok, let's go over this one more time. You hiss, I lay on the
floor and cry. When she turns around, you jump on the counter,
take the bacon, and we'll meet at this tree. Got it?
- I SAY... DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POOPON?
- O.K. Cheesey-Poof, close your eyes and count to 1000 while
I go hide!
- The joke goes, how does a chicken cross the road, not how
does a cat cross the road.
- "So, Cheesey, that is why they put that fence up. It's not
to prevent us from getting out, but to keep the cows from getting
- So, what's it like having a tail?
- remember the rules, the tree is yours and the grass is mine
- Hey who are you?
- I told you get off our it'll be the soup pot for you!
- Do you REALLY taste like chicken??!!??
- Cheesey-Poof, how many times do I have to tell you stay out
of the street! Or you will be Cheesey-spat!
- Glitter: So now that you're over here, can you NOW tell me
why the chicken crossed the road??!!
- You say you need help with a BIG mouse? Show me the way, buddy!
- Dont even think of crossing this line!
- Did you here about the new neighbors?
- "So the Rabbi says to the Priest..."
- Now now Mr. Cheesey-Poof...Gimme the goods!!!
- G: you're not gonna believe what they're doing in the bedroom...follow
me! CP: I don't believe you and you can't make me.
- "I know you're reputation will be in jeopardy Cheesey-Poof
but please, please play with me."
- Gitter- "My debut on Animals Funniest is on tonight at 8:30...come
on over, we can have some cheesy treats!" Cheesy-poof-"Ahhh
it's a week night...Momma says I can't stay out that late."
- Hello,pretty lady!RAR! Whoah,nevermind!
- Okay,now Glitter, just follow my lead. Meow! Ruff?!
- Hey, I'm just tellin' you what I read - a cat will ALWAYS
cross the road to talk to a Boston - am I right?
- Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
- Hey, it's a furry Cuz! It even has the pointy ears!
- (Gossiping with Cheesey-Poof) So, I said to her, "That's right,
I said I want a hotdog. No more kibble for this Glitter Goddess!"
- Hmmm, you don't look like a Cheesey-Poof that I know. Maybe
you has a taste anyway?
- Now listen to me Cheesey,try to make it at least to the end
of the drive this time because that tummy has got to go!!!
- Glitter: I Paid Top Dollar For Cheesy Poofs NOT Cheesey Poof
- ok look this is my stubby tail not yours so... STOP CHASING
- You say that you get fed how many times a day???
- My property...My Property!!!
- Glitter was attracted by the Delicious Sounding Name of Cheesey.
- HOw many times do I have to tell you not to slide against
my leg?? It creeps me out!
- Halt! WHo goes there? Friend or foe???
- Wonder what will happen next?
- Glitter: what might this creature be? cheesy: I AM TELLING
YOU FOR THE LAST TIME I AM A CAT!
- My teeth are cleaner than yours!
- How's my breath?
- It's only spinach!
- You know I like Cheesy-Poof's as a snack right?!?!?!
- GARFIELD! Oh WOW! Can I have your Pawtograph?
- i told you, this wont work. you have to stop following me.
i mean....your nice n everything but, it just wont work out.
- Upon closer inspection, Cheesey-Poof discovered that the lawn
ornament was breathing.
- heh eh hehhhhhhh oh that was hiiilaaarioouus
- You need to go on a diet,Cheesey-poof!!!
- Hee, hee, hee, did you hear the joke about the cat that went...
- OK, buddy...if you cross the line, I will show you Boston
way of things. You choose.
- Glitter shows Cheesey-Poof the Boston Hiss!!!
- "I just want to see if you taste as cheesey as you look"
- Have you, seen my Mommy?
- For the last time CP, you go over the board not under.
- Have you ever heard the one about.....
- Ready, Cheesey? When I say, "GO!" you run as FAST as you can,
JUMP the fence, and KEEP running. That is NOT a cliff back there.
Looks like one, yeah. But just trust me, okay?
- hey pal, your not a chicken....stop trying to get across the
road to the other side!
- Do I have anything in my teeth?
- " look cheese butt...i can tell you've been eating out of
my bowl... "
- Cheesy-Poof tells Glitter "GET OFF MY LAWN!" After watching
Monster House. Maybe the house will eat her....
- Hi! Are you new here? Cuz I'm Glitter the Cheesy Poof getter.
- What's up, Pussycat? Woooo-oooo-ooooo-oooo
- Hey, I hear you guys taste just like chicken!
- Hey Bree, did you hear what happened to Gabby and Edie?
- "No Kitty, those are my cheesy poofs. NO Kitty, thats a bad
- “You've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky
today to go potty in Glitters' yard? Well... do ya Poof?
- come here kitty-kitty i need lunch....i'm hungry!
- It sort of looks like a street, Cheesy-Poof, but it's really
a cat-sitting-place. Really!
- ok so here's the deal, you stay on your side and nobody gets
hurt you understand?
- can you tell me which way to the nearest Petco?
- he he heeeeeeehhhhhhh that was hilllllaaaaaarrreeeeooooouuuussss
- "Oh no you di'int!"
- Mom said you are allergic to grass so KEEP OFF!
- "Ok, seriously.. your name is Cheesey-Poof???"
- You know you love me!
- ...and then I said to the farmer,"hey man, don't fence me
- I can run from here to the fence in 2.5 seconds, can you?
- Is your name Cheesey-Poof because you taste like cheese?
- What do you mean your Out of CAT NIP! i need some green man!
- Nice Tail !!!!!
- Hey, can you hear me? I SAID, CAN YOU HEAR ME? Haha,get it?
Your ears are small.
- O come on Cheesey-Poof is my breath that bad?
- I want my cheesey-poofs!!
- Hey Cheesey-Poof the sign says stay off the grass!
- I've got pointy ears, right? I could be a cat if I wanted
- What ??? they had pizzas at your place and i wasn't told ???
Shame on you kitty...
- We can't keep meeting like this.
- Don't cross that line....
- ...and then he said it was him, not me.....so I ran to the
park and here I am. What should I do now?
- Iwonder if you squeek?
- So, why did the cat cross the road?
- Glitter is about to learn a valuable lesson- a wagging tail
is not always a good sign.
- Seriously! If you lay in the middle of the road they always
- Why are you on my turf? GET OFF MY TURF!
- Glitter apparently cannot read kitty body language.
- Why did the kitty cross the road? To have a staring contest
with the Boston on the other side!!!
- Oh my goodness, you're the weirdest Boston Terrier I've ever
- You don't honestly believe I'm going to let you step foot
on MY grass do you?
- What a strange looking kind of dog. I wonder what breed.
- As I told you before!!!! I better not see you on my side of
the yard again!!!!
- I told you... I dont like cheese!
- Glitter, you get inside the house, bring me some cheese puffs
and meet me back at the nearsest tree and I "promise" I'll stop
slapping you across the face every time you look at me.
- You, hey you. Are you a dog?
- "You will respect my authori-ty!"
- Because I like Both of theam
- I know you!
- you've met your match,cheesy-poof!
- This is MY yard, and you cant come over!
- Can you see if I have anything in my teeth?
- How's my breath?
- Glitter-Ok, thats your half of the yard, and this is my half
of the yard. Cheesey-Poof- But my half isnt yard! Glitter-So,
I have better teeth than you.
- This makes the joke "Why did the cat cross the street?" rhetorical.
- Hey, your not a dog! Your a spy! Spy's arent allowed in the
No Cats Club!
- Yes, the grass is greener over here, and it's MY grass!
- See my teeth? Thats why they call me Glitter.
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- I think this is funny
- it is so funny
- Its like that movie cats&dogs!!!!!
- ssoooooooooooooo cccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee
- i think it reely cute!!! xx
- so adorable
- Glitter is so adorable!
- pretty, cool and funny
- so cute
- I love Glitter's face!