The Winning Caption
Remind me to never try any kind of unidentified pepper
- Robot Chicken is their favorite show... [theme
- The fart jokes never get old in this house.
- Man, this new invisible roast beef bone sure tastes great!
- Boston Karaoke night!
- Lily and Ally love reading the Weekly Captions on Little Beasts
on Monday Morning to get a good laughing start to the week!
- The old dog poop in a burning bag works every time!
- And then she said "not even a Boston Terrier can destroy this
- "I got friends in low places..."
- So,a cowboy walks into a bar with a Boston T. under one arm
and a chicken under the other...
- Boston girls gone wild!
- Ahhhh ha ha ha! Wait, I thought Catnip had no effect on dogs!?!?!
Oh well, pass the Funions!
- Best sung LOUD: I love my Milkbones, my Milkbones love me/They
clean me in places that I don't care to see/And heck folks they
do it practically for free/I love my Milkbones, my Milkbones
- He He He inside joke LOLOLOL
- HA HA! That is a good one!
- Lily and Ally both laughed til they peed while looking at
weekly photo archives on littlebeasts.com
- girls just wanna have fun
- Oh, Bergamot is SO cute, hehehehe!!
- Hahaha, please tell me another joke!!!
- those are the fangs that i'm afraid of!!!
- Did you see her face? I know! hilarious!! I can't stop laughing!!!
- Ally: Hey lily can you hear me now?! Lily: Nah nah nah nah
I can't hear you!!
- I can do anything better than you can, anything you can do,
I can do better
- Ahhh, the way Glan Miller played...Songs that made the Hit
Parade ...Guys like that that had it made....THOSE WERE THE
- Lily and Ally share a laugh when they blamed the cat for the
"surprise" by the front door!
- Iiiiii... Hooked on a feeling!
- WHASSUP ! WASSUUPPP ! WASSUP ! WAZZUP !
- Hey lilly, check this out, it goes like this, "there was these
two dude's, two dudes dressed like nuns..."
- M-I-C-K-E-Y- M-O-U-S-E! Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, forever
let us hold our banner HIGH! HIGH! HIGH !
- ha ha ha ha ha that's a real funny one!
- No! MY teeth are whiter, cause I use Crest!
- "ha ha ha, good one buddy!"
- oh wow! your teeth are so much whiter than mine!
- ...so i says to her...blah blah blah blah blah....and she
says...blah blah blah
- Ha, Did you hear that Ally they said this is their bed, HA!
- Ha-Ha, wait until mom finds out what we did to her pillows.
- ...and when she wasn't looking I ate the whole thing..
- Exlax in the catnip--that'll teach ole puddycat.
- That underdog's a hoot!
- Ha-Ha-Oh no you didn't!
- Smile we're on candid camera
- Red Dogs have teeth; black ones don't?
- Smile we're on candid camera
- "LIFE is not always BLACK AND WHITE"
- Remember that time we hid the remote during the playoffs?
- Lily and Ally practice their duet for American Pet Idol
- "... to get to the other side! BAHAHAAHAHA! I love that one."
- Did you hear the one about the bitch in heat.........?
- HA HA!! HA HA!! I cant stop laughing.. Ohh my stomach hurts
from laughing soo hard.
- weve just been on the couk skrooooooo at sea would!
- Ally: Ahhh it is the bed roller coster ahhhh i want to get
off Lily: haha this is fun
- "Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony..."
- *singing "That's what friends are for..."
- Babe, I got you babe....
- Congratulations! You're going to Hollywood!
- Mom's not home and we're on the bed and we are not allowed
HA HA HA!!!!
- Look, Ma, no cavities!
- Ok, ladies, sing louder this time and with meaning!
- no i was here first
- WAZ UP!!!!
- That's the funniest thing I've ever herd!!!
- Did you hear the one about the Boston Terrier who walks into
- Nothing better than having a good laugh at a sleep-over
- She thinks we're gonna get off the bed cause she said Please?
- ...and then the Pirate says "Arr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
- My Puppia harness is prettier than yours dammit!
- Lily and Ally share a good laugh on who just farted the loudest
- Look Mom we brushed our teeth
- "...Guys like us we had it maaaade...Those were the daaaays!"
- Lily & Ally, a few hours AFTER, Happy Hour!
- (singing) Happy trails to you....until we meet again............
- Are we cute or what !!
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...
- YUUUZZZ so FUNEEEE
- and they said we weren't allowed up on the bed!
- Pats by 6! hehehehehe
- 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEER!!!
- Ally,let's go play another joke on Morris the neighbors cat,that
was so much fun and really funny.
- I told you that is movie was funny!!!
- I said I love you - I said Happy Valentines!
- That's it! Now we're ready for that trip to the mall photo
- "and, then he says to me ... he says,'wanna come up and see
my BISCUIT collection??'"
- so, I nipped him on the butt and said 'Chow baby!' Hahaha
- get it? Chow?
- We've got the bed to ourselves for awhile - I hid her nightie
in the toilet.
- I told you they were on their way out...let's get some Sam
- and then....they had no idea where the rest of their sandwich
went....ah ha ha ha...
- Laughing hysterically, Lily and Ally discussed the funny noises
coming from their owner.
- We got them good!!!!
- STOP CROWDING ME! NO YOU! I CAN'T SEE THE T.V! I'M LEAVING!
GO! I CAN SEE THE T.V AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
- Lily, I don't think that was carob in those brownies!
- "This is the song that doesn't eeeeend it goes on and on my
- Sometimes you wanna go WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAAAAME!
- Hahaha!! The one about the Boston crossing the road is too
- Lily: Hey I gotta joke for ya -- What is a dog's favorite
food? Ally: Anything that is on your plate! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- "OOoover the river and though the woods to Grandmothers house
we go... "
- Ooooh, 78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer.
- Lily and Ally never miss an episode of Pet Star...
- OMG! I was like so totally drunk that night!
- Look deep into our caves!
- Did you see that audition? He's not going to be the next American
- Remember momo, when we scared you and you were like, "AHHH!!!"
- "Luey Luey, oh yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah... Luey Luey"
- that's some sweet grass!!!
- Whaaaaaaaats Up? Whaaaaaaaats Up?
- ~~ 99 Doggie Biscuits On The Wall~~
- Haa, hoo, hoo, hee hee, haa, too funny, I can't stand it anymore
my tummy hurts. We're best buds forever.
- The littlest victims of the Writer's Strike...
- See, Mom! I told you my teeth were whiter than Lily's!
- ah hah hah!! look! those dumb humans don't even catch the
ball in their mouths!!
- ...watching america's funniest animals is such a hoot!!!
- Ha ha ho! Tee hee!
- Two pretzels were walking down the street one was a salted.
I knew I could make them laugh. lol
- I've got friends in low places...where the whiskey drowns
and beer chases the cats away......
- "I think the dentist missed a spot, what do you think?"
- "Did you hear the one about......?"
- Say cheeeeeeeeese!!!
- Ohhhh Lily that was a good one!!!
- 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall, 99 Bottles of Beer...
- Rudy, Rudy...oh whoa...Rudy bye bye.
- HA HA HA! Can you believe those American Idol contestants?!
They actually think they have talent! HA HA HA
- Ha ha ha ha! And then I was like, "we won't get on the bed
mom, me an' Lily will stay down here in the DOG BED!!" Yeah
- Lily & Ally's girls night out just after midnight.
- No NOT Green, I turn RED when I'm angry!
- "The birds are singing for me and my gal."
- After a couple of beers you couldn't get Lily and Ally off
- Ally! Mo-om, Ally's pushing me again! Grrrow!
- YYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEESSSSSS! They're naked again!
Don't look Ally!
- Karaoke Night! "Annnd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will alllways looove
- Mom says we have the same Dad, Grandma says Ally looks like
the dog next door !!!!
- "We were sailing along, on Moonlight Bay"
- Get away Lily that's my bone!
- Lily and Ally practice their rendition of "Who Let the Dogs
Out" in hopes of being the next BT Idols!
- down bedding is so comfortable it makes me want to scream!
- CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??? GOOD!!!!!
- American Idol is going to love us!
- Stinkeye? I'll give you SNAPeye!
- Jay Leno is much better now due to the writers strike!
- ...and I farted right on his face...
- I am Ally hear me roar!
- "We are fam-i-ly; I got all my sisters and me..."
- Okay, really- whose tongue is pinkest- seriously?
- To avoid being turned against, Lily plays along at full moons
when Ally becomes a snarling, vicious Beast!
- ha,ha,ha!while the big dog's away,we can play and play on
the forbidden bed.
- He who laughs last..... Is slow to catch on.
- What are good girlfriends for if you can't rock out with them?!
- Oh Lily, you really are a hoot!
- Did yyou hear the one about the great dane, the doberman and
the chihuahua who went to the bar? Yeagh, that's pretty funny!
- Lily & Ally doing a little Smash Mouth talking!
- Don't hog the camera! I'm cute too!
- Ally was a friendly drunk.
- "Ohhhh....... 99 tasty dog treats on the counter, 99 tasty
dog treats, you jump right up and steal one 98 tasty dog treats...."
- "That's nothin'... (heee hee hoo hoo)listen to this one...it'll
kill ya!" this is hysterical!!!
- Wheerrre, where are you tonight/Why have you left me here
alllllll alooooonnnne/I've searched the world over and thought
I'd found true love/There comes another and phtttt! You was
- hahahaha oh Lily you and your storys!
- Keep smiling, they will never guess what we just did!
- After a few drinks, the frenemies always had the same argument,
"Are brunettes or redheads sexier?"
- America's funniest home videos??? They sure are!!
- HAAAAAAAH, Wait till they step in the flaming bag of BT doodles
on the front step of the porch.
- Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ol time gal.....
- Lily and Ally audition for American Idol. "Hey Dawg, we're
going to Hollywood!"
- "...what did the Boston Terrier say when he crossed the street?...Ha
ha ha! That joke is hilarious!!!
- Hello little dentist....that's right...come a little closer....we'll
let you (heh heh) work on our teeth.....
- Get away Lily that is my bone!
- Bitey mouth fun and games!
- WHO ARE YOU!!!
- Oh my GOD! did you see that dress she was wearin'?? ha ha
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaappy Birthday, dear Mama! Happy birthday to
- "So the moose says to me, 'What do I need with a HAT RACK?'
- I SAID IT WAS MINE M-I-N-E MINE
- A deleted audition for American Idol...
- Move, Lilly, this picture will be about me!! MOVE!! YOU MOVE
- AAAAALL My Exes Live In Texaaas!! ....everybody now!
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- Lily and Ally can't stop laughing about Buddha taking the
- That Buddha is HILARIOUS!
- Lily and Ally share a snort and a laugh as Buddha attempts
to work his charm on the ladies.
- I can't think of a phrase but it looks like they are laughing
at an inside joke.
- i love the dogs
- these dogs are nuts!LOL
- this photo is wild but they are still kinda cute