The Winning Caption is: Mapquest directions to the closest 7-11.

• The perp was eventually apprehended with the cunning use of FBI nipple print technology.
• Ok, Ok. I admit it I am the Hamburgler!!
• Not only is it warm but there's room at the top for a sandwich!
• The kissing bandit patiently waits for the next victim...
• stink eye through a ski mask
• Dixie was last seen eating a bowl of chili -- she is considered silent, but violent.
• I'm regifting this!
• This thermostat war is getting out of hand.
• thats it, I hate school pictures..
• In Dixie's search for the perfect Clyde to her Bonnie, she posted this on her eharmony profile.
• Dixie's stink eye was so intense it bored holes right through what used to be a very nice hat.
• ohhh mommm, i can't lick my butt with this on !!!
• You know Halen the Mofia? Well, I'm his MAMA!
• Dixie attempts a disguise, but her ta-tas give her away.
• Dixie's resemblance to an ancient tiki god was uncanny.
• frito bandito senor!
• My demands? A bag of Beggin Strips, 4 squeeky toys, and no more questions about the stain on the carpet!
• Now I just need someone to drive the getaway car!
• I thought being a cat burglar had something to do with getting cats ...
• Dixie's cashmere sweater came with a severe flaw...no neck opening!
• You eeediots! Do you not see that it is my *tummy* that needs a sweater?!
• Boston Terrorist School of Mayhem Rule #67: Hide in plain sight.
• Dixie's new snow suit comes up a little short.
• The return of the Boston Strangler.
• Dixie couldn't understand how the clerk at the convenience store identified her so quickly since she didn't even register on the height bar next to the door!
• REWARD: Up to $10,000 for information related to the arrest and conviction of the masked biscuit bandit.
• In breaking news, the boston who let the stinky fart ascended to the top of the FBI's Most Wanted list--preceding Osama Bin Laden and several Colombian druglords.
• i said my ears were cold, but this is ridiculous!
• Uh, the purpose of a mug shot is supposed to be without the ski mask!!!
• But mom, Emrys said everybody's wearin them.
• be verwy verwy qwiet, we're huntin beasties !!!
• When Dixie realized her tummy was all-too-recognizable, she gave up her ambitions to be a jihadist.
• Ask a Ninja says I look forward to killing you!
• Stick 'm up Give me all your loving hugs and kisses too.
• I'll steal your heart!
• Booga, booga, booga....
• HELP!!! I can't breath!!!!
• just do what i say and nobody gets hurt
• Dixie thought for sure that this headshot would get her in the movie Gremlins.
• you WILL do as i say & gib me all yer tweets
• The infamous "Boston Terrorist" in her most recent photo
• Give me all the milkbones, and now one will get hurt
• Gimme the hotdogs and nobody gets hurt!
• Gimme all your treats and nobody gets hurt!
• Terrorist Terrier!!!
• "Boston Bin Laden"!!!
• "I noz where Bin Laden iz"
• When Boston's join the religious right..
• My next film features Dixie, the Boston Terriorist...
• Gimmee all the treats...NOW!
• I REALLY DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE ROBBING THAT MILKBONE STORE FOR THE 5TH TIME TODAY!
• One minute you're the queen but pass a little gas and BOOM! You're masked in shame!
• Just gimme the good stuff and nobody gets hurt
• hand over the cookies and nobady gets hurt
• Hand over all the cookies and no one gets hurt!!!!!
• Put all of your cheese in the bag and no one gets hurt!
• Hand over the cheese and nobody will get hurt!
• gimmie all the greenies, and no one gets hurt!
• "Our demands include the capture of all cats and free liver treats for all!"
• is there a "towely ban?"
• who's driving the get-a-way car?
• Gimme all your Beggin Strips and no one gets hurt!
• who's driving the get-a-way car?
• Slowly step away from the bully stick and nobody will get hurt.
• Gemme da bully stick.....and no won getz hurt!!!
• Gimme all the bones, or else!
• Hand over the bully sticks and NO one gets hurt
• Nobody move, nobody gets hurt!
• Luke, I am your Father!!!
• Boston Terror
• Gimme the candy!
• I am the mighty Bin Boston!
• Give me all your treats and no one will get hurt!
• I am a terrifying terriorst!
• the boston terrorist - especially dangerous and known for licking and pawing it's victims without regard.
• I use play the character Mushmouth on Fat Albert
• Dixie practiced her Darth Vader voice over and over again... "Luke, I am your father!"
• Pass the treats or you'll never see the cat again.
• This is a hold up!!! Give me all your doggie treats!
• ~~ Do You Think They Will Know It's ME?~~
• Gimme all the treats....an no one will get hurt.
• look ma!!! what happened when i stuck my head in the clothes basket!!!!!
• It would have been a great disguise if Dixie hadn't left paw prints all over the evidence!
• Our "subcomandante Dixie"...
• "How soon can we return this Christmas present?"
• Dixie tries for the Michael Jackson look.
• That's perfect! Now they will never know who too the cookies!
• Gimmie all your treats, and no one gets hurt!
• PUT THE KIBBLES IN THE BAG & NO ONE GETS HURT.
• I am from Shirka Dirka Stan! Shirka, Shirka, Dirka!
• If these nude photos get on the internet, I'll bite your toes off.
• This is a hold up! I want all your squeeky toys and dog biscuits PRONTO!
• I've got a gas bomb!! Hand over the Scooby Snacks or I'll let her blow!
• Hand over the treats, or the place gets gassed.
• Your bacon or your Life.
• "Its simple really, I raid the house for treats first, and take any pretty collars if I see them. Mostly, I'm just out to prove that cats don't have the monopoly on burglary"
• This is a stick-up. Give me all your sausage!
• Hand over all the snackies and noone gets hurt.
• shhh... i'm hiding
• Gimme all your snacks NOW.
• I demand.....where are the toys?
• You can't see me!
• we have way of making you talk!
• really! momo it isn't THAT cold....
• Stick 'em up!
• Gimme' all your kibble in a small bag!
• Gimme all your bacon and nobody gets hurt!!
• You can't see me, can you?
• When I said I wanted a costume of my own I definitely had something more alluring in mind!
• Your mission should you choose to accept it- unmask the fearsome Ninja Boston!
• Hand over the cheese and no one gets hurt!
• "Mom ... do i really look scary to you? I don't think ANYONE is going to buy this!!!"
• okay i know what your thinking... I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!
• Be afraid...be very afraid!
• Do I look like I'm kidding? Give me all your kibble!!
• Don't look at my face or i'll have to kill you.
• here is my list of demands... i want a new kong, a lifetime supply of snacks, and a chopper!
• Gimmie the Omaha Steaks and no one gets peed on.
• Ok jst hand over the dog biscuts and noone gets hurt!!!
• Everybody be cool, I'm sitting on a loaded weapon and I'm not scared to use it!!!
• Dead Presidents got nothing on Dixie-
• Iba dontba knowba Fat Albert, yourba friendba mushmouth
• ...but it sure was nice of Glamour Shots to help with the work-release program from the local jail...
• Dixie went on strike to get plastic surgery for her tummy: no more cute photos!!
• Gimme all your cuz...
• Muslim terrorist terrior.....
• I'll be taking all the Milk Bones and I do mean NOW!
• If anyone sees the above "Masked Biscuit Bandit" please notify your local police department immediately.
• Dixie does her impression of a sock puppet.
• Febreeze-its a breath of fresh air!
• Give me the cookies and no one gets hurt!!!
• GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY !!!
• I AM AL-QAEDA OF BOSTON.. ALL CATS ARE INFEDALES
• I am....Darth Vader.
• Bad hair day, ok?
• Give me all your treats, or else...
• I come to you with a message...please listen to me carefully...no one will get hurt if you do as I say.
• "Put all the milkbones in the bag!!!"
• Dixie was done with being told no, she was going to have to get street....Dixie was off to rob the nearest Denny's of all of their bacon.
• Hand over the cuz and no one will get hurt.
• (Flash) i didnt do nothin!!!
• Dixie pauses as she ponders how in the world this sock got on her head.
• Why do I rob PetMart? Because that's where the kibble is!
• Sorry, Dix- I don't think your momo's gonna buy the 'a burglar did it' line...
• Dixie prepares to raid her favorite Doggie Cookie store...
• Luke, I am your father...
• Operation Treat Jar is almost underway...
• Dixie comtemplates revenge on her humans for such a humiliating photo.
• elephant boston terrier
• Okay... stick em' up!!!
• Put 'em down Mutha Sticker,,,, this is a screw up
• Darn straight I'm hiding my face. You embarrass me when you wear that pink outfit!
• Just having a bad ear day.
• Even with this photo the Boston Strangler's identity remanins a mystery
• The family never suspected the robbery was a inside job till this photo surfaced.
• Hand over the cuz, and no one gets hurt.
• Gimme all your doggie treats and no one gets hurt!
• bad hair day.
• you said head first!!
• i don't care; it matches my butt and makes it look smaller!!
• These Boston Terrorists have been led to believe that if they lose their life by diving into a crowded plate of cookies in broad daylight that they will receive 72 brand new, easily shred-able toys in heaven.
• Hand over the Bizkit and no one gets hurted!
• Now they'll NEVER know who left that yellow stain on the rug!
• Terrier...terrorist...similarity? I think not...
• Put your paws up and no one gets hurt!
• Mrs. Snuffalupagus
• Gimme all of you chicken jerky and no one gets licked!
• Little did Dixie know, not only did everyone at the bank recognize her, but the cops were on their way...
• When Mommy isn't looking I am gonna rob the treat cupboard...she will never know who it was..hahaha
• You may call me Zorro!
• ok, now hand over all the treats
• alright now here is what we do rob them of their treats and or bones.
• Give me all your dog food in small unmarked kibbles!
• Does this sweater make me look fat?
• okay, hand over all the dog treats and no one gets hurt!
• Security camera photo of the pet store bandit.
• Stick um up! I want all the money and the treats in the jar!
• Maskd bandit! Close down all the banks!
• Dixie is now ready to rob Petco. . .
• This is a stickup! gimme da treats, or I pee in U bed!
• Gimme the Bonz!
• ***I would say Thif isth a thickup but I can't moove my mouff***
• i didnt know they had boston terrierists in iraq
• Who are you calling 'Bunhead'?!
• Oh well....at least it's not a baby bonnet....
• Now see here. There will be no more denta-bones passed off as treats. Break out the good stuff or I'll cut loose the greenhouse gas.
• "Hand over all the treats- now"
• Give me all your squeaky toys and nobody gets hurt!
• You better watch out - the Boston Terrier Ninja is loose
• Do what I tell you to do and no one will get hurt!!! (said in a sinister type voice)
• Get rid of the cat and nobody will get hurt!
• I demand all of your money at once!
• "I'm not a terrorist...I'm a Terrier" !
• Those dang Bostons!!! We've gotta install a stronger safe...
• Gimme the treats and no one gets hurt!
• Stick em up!
• Dixie says yes to a centerfold in playpuppy under the condition... her true identity be kept a secret....
• ...then Darth Dixie let the evil truth be known.."Search your feelings Bergamot and Emery..YESI AM YOUR FATHER!"
• Luke! I am your father!
• GIVE ME all of your cheese and NO ONE gets hurt.....
• Dixie was hoping the pigs would not mistake her for a giant truffle..
• gimmie all the cookies in your drawer and don't give me any lip!
• One last time, give me your Wubba Kong or it's curtains....
• Ha - They'll never recognize me in this - It's time to knock over the treat store!
• Even in uniform Dixie's terrorist buddies didn't take her seriously.
• This is a stick up! Now put all the dog biscuits in the bag...SLOWLY!
• Dixie takes her yearbook photo for the Boston Terrier Cookie Terrorist Training School.
• inki,blinki,and stinky.
• slowly hand over the camera and no one gets hurt.
• Bad hair day!
• yes, I am a ninja. Now just give me all the treats.
• Keep quiet and hand over your pig ear....
• Whaatt?! I've got my pants on my head??!
• Does she or doesn't she?
• The ninja of farts, you must give up the treats now!
• They say vertical stripes are slimming, but I'm not sure...
• Black Is The New Brindle
• put your hands up and give me all of the treats!!
• "I'm Coming To Get You Muahahaha"
• Just gimme the bone & no one gets hurt.
• Ugh! This is so embarrassing! I told my manager that "I wouldn't get out of BED for less than $20,000"...not "I would rob a BANK for less than $20,000!!!"
• Just hand over the kibble & no one will get hurt...!
• Pay no attention to the cute puppy belly below my mask!
• You said this was my sweater!
• I CAN NOT rob the cupboard Cat, they will still totally recognize me!
• Dixie's embarrasment at her gas problem drives her to extremes....
• Yes, Dixie- I'm afraid that the mask *does* make you look fat.
• Okay, but where are you going to put your pistol?
• Dixie gets caught at the scene of the crime!
• Wow. You are right, my breath does stink!
• "Put all the greenies in a bag now; or the cat gets it!"
• These particular Boston Terrorists are taught that if they lose their life flying into a crowded plate of cookies that there will be 72 unopened chew-toys in the afterlife.
• I'll get you my pretty.
• "GIVE ME ALL THOSE TREATS, AND YOU WON'T GET LICKED!!!"
• :::grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:::
• I said I wanted a ski *SWEATER* for Christmas!!!
• You just bought yourself another *month* of house training!
• OK, give me your dog treats or I'll, I'll, I'll....ok, just give me the treats!
• What!!!! Did my sweater shrink?
• Dixie knew the heist was a bad idea.
• Gimme your cookies and no one will get hurt...
• "O.K., so what would you like for your last meal?"
• i will kill you ALL!!!!!!
• bum bum buuuuuummmmmm. Dixie Myers coming to get you.
• ok, no body move, im just here for the cheese
• Hand over ALL the doggie biscuits and no one gets hurt!
• gimme the biscuits or the carpet gets it!
• They'll never let me through the airport looking like this!
• Ocean's Boston Terrier
• I need my doggles!
• Watch out!! I am ninja terrier!!
• you don't know me ...but i am your worst nightmare...grrrr.....
• Just WAIT until I figure how to get this thing off!
• Give me all your liv'r treats and no one gets hurt.

MOVIE QUOTES!

• Badges! We don't need no stinkin Badges!
• we want the money LEBOWSKI!
• Son, you've got a panty on your head...
• "You talkin' to me? Huhh? Are you talkin' to ME?!"
• "Vee haff vays ov makink you talk!"
  

Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)

• Operation Feline is underway to kidnap Norton, the little gray kitty.
• ...soon as Norton goes to sleep that %*** Woody is toast!
• Norton will never recognzie me in this disguies when I come to get Woody!!!!
• After waiting to get her cute little Boston nose back after that terrible incident with Woody, Dixie can't wait to take the bandages off and see her new look.

Comments:

• This is so hysterical, that I cannot even put a caption on this. LOLH.....
• Hillarious!!!
• I love her little belly boobs! :)
• OMG My boston's name is Dixie too!!!
• Can we please see Dixie's whole face ????!!!!
• OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MY PUPPYS NAME IS DIXIE - SHES CUTE! lol shes so awsome
• This photo is so cute and funny! Lol
• So very cute!
• This is a stitch! Dixie must be SO patient!
• I can't even think of a caption, I'm laughing too hard! Hahahah!!!!!