The Winning Caption
is: Mapquest directions to the closest 7-11.
The competition for Dixie's captions was intense. We
applaud all you talented captioners!!! There are so many unique
& hysterical captions displayed here - go grab some coffee
- The perp was eventually apprehended with the cunning use of
FBI nipple print technology.
- Ok, Ok. I admit it I am the Hamburgler!!
- Not only is it warm but there's room at the top for a sandwich!
- The kissing bandit patiently waits for the next victim...
- stink eye through a ski mask
- Dixie was last seen eating a bowl of chili -- she is considered
silent, but violent.
- I'm regifting this!
- This thermostat war is getting out of hand.
- thats it, I hate school pictures..
- In Dixie's search for the perfect Clyde to her Bonnie, she
posted this on her eharmony profile.
- Dixie's stink eye was so intense it bored holes right through
what used to be a very nice hat.
- ohhh mommm, i can't lick my butt with this on !!!
- You know Halen the Mofia? Well, I'm his MAMA!
- Dixie attempts a disguise, but her ta-tas give her away.
- Dixie's resemblance to an ancient tiki god was uncanny.
- frito bandito senor!
- My demands? A bag of Beggin Strips, 4 squeeky toys, and no
more questions about the stain on the carpet!
- Now I just need someone to drive the getaway car!
- I thought being a cat burglar had something to do with getting
- Dixie's cashmere sweater came with a severe flaw...no neck
- You eeediots! Do you not see that it is my *tummy* that needs
- Boston Terrorist School of Mayhem Rule #67: Hide in plain
- Dixie's new snow suit comes up a little short.
- The return of the Boston Strangler.
- Dixie couldn't understand how the clerk at the convenience
store identified her so quickly since she didn't even register
on the height bar next to the door!
- REWARD: Up to $10,000 for information related to the arrest
and conviction of the masked biscuit bandit.
- In breaking news, the boston who let the stinky fart ascended
to the top of the FBI's Most Wanted list--preceding Osama Bin
Laden and several Colombian druglords.
- i said my ears were cold, but this is ridiculous!
- Uh, the purpose of a mug shot is supposed to be without the
- But mom, Emrys said everybody's wearin them.
- be verwy verwy qwiet, we're huntin beasties !!!
- When Dixie realized her tummy was all-too-recognizable, she
gave up her ambitions to be a jihadist.
- Ask a Ninja says I look forward to killing you!
- Stick 'm up Give me all your loving hugs and kisses too.
- I'll steal your heart!
- Booga, booga, booga....
- HELP!!! I can't breath!!!!
- just do what i say and nobody gets hurt
- Dixie thought for sure that this headshot would get her in
the movie Gremlins.
- you WILL do as i say & gib me all yer tweets
- The infamous "Boston Terrorist" in her most recent photo
- Give me all the milkbones, and now one will get hurt
- Gimme the hotdogs and nobody gets hurt!
- Gimme all your treats and nobody gets hurt!
- Terrorist Terrier!!!
- "Boston Bin Laden"!!!
- "I noz where Bin Laden iz"
- When Boston's join the religious right..
- My next film features Dixie, the Boston Terriorist...
- Gimmee all the treats...NOW!
- I REALLY DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE ROBBING THAT MILKBONE STORE
FOR THE 5TH TIME TODAY!
- One minute you're the queen but pass a little gas and BOOM!
You're masked in shame!
- Just gimme the good stuff and nobody gets hurt
- hand over the cookies and nobady gets hurt
- Hand over all the cookies and no one gets hurt!!!!!
- Put all of your cheese in the bag and no one gets hurt!
- Hand over the cheese and nobody will get hurt!
- gimmie all the greenies, and no one gets hurt!
- "Our demands include the capture of all cats and free liver
treats for all!"
- is there a "towely ban?"
- who's driving the get-a-way car?
- Gimme all your Beggin Strips and no one gets hurt!
- who's driving the get-a-way car?
- Slowly step away from the bully stick and nobody will get
- Gemme da bully stick.....and no won getz hurt!!!
- Gimme all the bones, or else!
- Hand over the bully sticks and NO one gets hurt
- Nobody move, nobody gets hurt!
- Luke, I am your Father!!!
- Boston Terror
- Gimme the candy!
- I am the mighty Bin Boston!
- Give me all your treats and no one will get hurt!
- I am a terrifying terriorst!
- the boston terrorist - especially dangerous and known for
licking and pawing it's victims without regard.
- I use play the character Mushmouth on Fat Albert
- Dixie practiced her Darth Vader voice over and over again...
"Luke, I am your father!"
- Pass the treats or you'll never see the cat again.
- This is a hold up!!! Give me all your doggie treats!
- ~~ Do You Think They Will Know It's ME?~~
- Gimme all the treats....an no one will get hurt.
- look ma!!! what happened when i stuck my head in the clothes
- It would have been a great disguise if Dixie hadn't left paw
prints all over the evidence!
- Our "subcomandante Dixie"...
- "How soon can we return this Christmas present?"
- Dixie tries for the Michael Jackson look.
- That's perfect! Now they will never know who too the cookies!
- Gimmie all your treats, and no one gets hurt!
- PUT THE KIBBLES IN THE BAG & NO ONE GETS HURT.
- I am from Shirka Dirka Stan! Shirka, Shirka, Dirka!
- If these nude photos get on the internet, I'll bite your toes
- This is a hold up! I want all your squeeky toys and dog biscuits
- I've got a gas bomb!! Hand over the Scooby Snacks or I'll
let her blow!
- Hand over the treats, or the place gets gassed.
- Your bacon or your Life.
- "Its simple really, I raid the house for treats first, and
take any pretty collars if I see them. Mostly, I'm just out
to prove that cats don't have the monopoly on burglary"
- This is a stick-up. Give me all your sausage!
- Hand over all the snackies and noone gets hurt.
- shhh... i'm hiding
- Gimme all your snacks NOW.
- I demand.....where are the toys?
- You can't see me!
- we have way of making you talk!
- really! momo it isn't THAT cold....
- Stick 'em up!
- Gimme' all your kibble in a small bag!
- Gimme all your bacon and nobody gets hurt!!
- You can't see me, can you?
- When I said I wanted a costume of my own I definitely had
something more alluring in mind!
- Your mission should you choose to accept it- unmask the fearsome
- Hand over the cheese and no one gets hurt!
- "Mom ... do i really look scary to you? I don't think ANYONE
is going to buy this!!!"
- okay i know what your thinking... I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!
- Be afraid...be very afraid!
- Do I look like I'm kidding? Give me all your kibble!!
- Don't look at my face or i'll have to kill you.
- here is my list of demands... i want a new kong, a lifetime
supply of snacks, and a chopper!
- Gimmie the Omaha Steaks and no one gets peed on.
- Ok jst hand over the dog biscuts and noone gets hurt!!!
- Everybody be cool, I'm sitting on a loaded weapon and I'm
not scared to use it!!!
- Dead Presidents got nothing on Dixie-
- Iba dontba knowba Fat Albert, yourba friendba mushmouth
- ...but it sure was nice of Glamour Shots to help with the
work-release program from the local jail...
- Dixie went on strike to get plastic surgery for her tummy:
no more cute photos!!
- Gimme all your cuz...
- Muslim terrorist terrior.....
- I'll be taking all the Milk Bones and I do mean NOW!
- If anyone sees the above "Masked Biscuit Bandit" please notify
your local police department immediately.
- Dixie does her impression of a sock puppet.
- Febreeze-its a breath of fresh air!
- Give me the cookies and no one gets hurt!!!
- GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY !!!
- I AM AL-QAEDA OF BOSTON.. ALL CATS ARE INFEDALES
- I am....Darth Vader.
- Bad hair day, ok?
- Give me all your treats, or else...
- I come to you with a message...please listen to me carefully...no
one will get hurt if you do as I say.
- "Put all the milkbones in the bag!!!"
- Dixie was done with being told no, she was going to have to
get street....Dixie was off to rob the nearest Denny's of all
of their bacon.
- Hand over the cuz and no one will get hurt.
- (Flash) i didnt do nothin!!!
- Dixie pauses as she ponders how in the world this sock got
on her head.
- Why do I rob PetMart? Because that's where the kibble is!
- Sorry, Dix- I don't think your momo's gonna buy the 'a burglar
did it' line...
- Dixie prepares to raid her favorite Doggie Cookie store...
- Luke, I am your father...
- Operation Treat Jar is almost underway...
- Dixie comtemplates revenge on her humans for such a humiliating
- elephant boston terrier
- Okay... stick em' up!!!
- Put 'em down Mutha Sticker,,,, this is a screw up
- Darn straight I'm hiding my face. You embarrass me when you
wear that pink outfit!
- Just having a bad ear day.
- Even with this photo the Boston Strangler's identity remanins
- The family never suspected the robbery was a inside job till
this photo surfaced.
- Hand over the cuz, and no one gets hurt.
- Gimme all your doggie treats and no one gets hurt!
- bad hair day.
- you said head first!!
- i don't care; it matches my butt and makes it look smaller!!
- These Boston Terrorists have been led to believe that if they
lose their life by diving into a crowded plate of cookies in
broad daylight that they will receive 72 brand new, easily shred-able
toys in heaven.
- Hand over the Bizkit and no one gets hurted!
- Now they'll NEVER know who left that yellow stain on the rug!
- Terrier...terrorist...similarity? I think not...
- Put your paws up and no one gets hurt!
- Mrs. Snuffalupagus
- Gimme all of you chicken jerky and no one gets licked!
- Little did Dixie know, not only did everyone at the bank recognize
her, but the cops were on their way...
- When Mommy isn't looking I am gonna rob the treat cupboard...she
will never know who it was..hahaha
- You may call me Zorro!
- ok, now hand over all the treats
- alright now here is what we do rob them of their treats and
- Give me all your dog food in small unmarked kibbles!
- Does this sweater make me look fat?
- okay, hand over all the dog treats and no one gets hurt!
- Security camera photo of the pet store bandit.
- Stick um up! I want all the money and the treats in the jar!
- Maskd bandit! Close down all the banks!
- Dixie is now ready to rob Petco. . .
- This is a stickup! gimme da treats, or I pee in U bed!
- Gimme the Bonz!
- ***I would say Thif isth a thickup but I can't moove my mouff***
- i didnt know they had boston terrierists in iraq
- Who are you calling 'Bunhead'?!
- Oh well....at least it's not a baby bonnet....
- Now see here. There will be no more denta-bones passed off
as treats. Break out the good stuff or I'll cut loose the greenhouse
- "Hand over all the treats- now"
- Give me all your squeaky toys and nobody gets hurt!
- You better watch out - the Boston Terrier Ninja is loose
- Do what I tell you to do and no one will get hurt!!! (said
in a sinister type voice)
- Get rid of the cat and nobody will get hurt!
- I demand all of your money at once!
- "I'm not a terrorist...I'm a Terrier" !
- Those dang Bostons!!! We've gotta install a stronger safe...
- Gimme the treats and no one gets hurt!
- Stick em up!
- Dixie says yes to a centerfold in playpuppy under the condition...
her true identity be kept a secret....
- ...then Darth Dixie let the evil truth be known.."Search your
feelings Bergamot and Emery..YESI AM YOUR FATHER!"
- Luke! I am your father!
- GIVE ME all of your cheese and NO ONE gets hurt.....
- Dixie was hoping the pigs would not mistake her for a giant
- gimmie all the cookies in your drawer and don't give me any
- One last time, give me your Wubba Kong or it's curtains....
- Ha - They'll never recognize me in this - It's time to knock
over the treat store!
- Even in uniform Dixie's terrorist buddies didn't take her
- This is a stick up! Now put all the dog biscuits in the bag...SLOWLY!
- Dixie takes her yearbook photo for the Boston Terrier Cookie
Terrorist Training School.
- inki,blinki,and stinky.
- slowly hand over the camera and no one gets hurt.
- Bad hair day!
- yes, I am a ninja. Now just give me all the treats.
- Keep quiet and hand over your pig ear....
- Whaatt?! I've got my pants on my head??!
- Does she or doesn't she?
- The ninja of farts, you must give up the treats now!
- They say vertical stripes are slimming, but I'm not sure...
- Black Is The New Brindle
- put your hands up and give me all of the treats!!
- "I'm Coming To Get You Muahahaha"
- Just gimme the bone & no one gets hurt.
- Ugh! This is so embarrassing! I told my manager that "I wouldn't
get out of BED for less than $20,000"...not "I would rob a BANK
for less than $20,000!!!"
- Just hand over the kibble & no one will get hurt...!
- Pay no attention to the cute puppy belly below my mask!
- You said this was my sweater!
- I CAN NOT rob the cupboard Cat, they will still totally recognize
- Dixie's embarrasment at her gas problem drives her to extremes....
- Yes, Dixie- I'm afraid that the mask *does* make you look
- Okay, but where are you going to put your pistol?
- Dixie gets caught at the scene of the crime!
- Wow. You are right, my breath does stink!
- "Put all the greenies in a bag now; or the cat gets it!"
- These particular Boston Terrorists are taught that if they
lose their life flying into a crowded plate of cookies that
there will be 72 unopened chew-toys in the afterlife.
- I'll get you my pretty.
- "GIVE ME ALL THOSE TREATS, AND YOU WON'T GET LICKED!!!"
- I said I wanted a ski *SWEATER* for Christmas!!!
- You just bought yourself another *month* of house training!
- OK, give me your dog treats or I'll, I'll, I'll....ok, just
give me the treats!
- What!!!! Did my sweater shrink?
- Dixie knew the heist was a bad idea.
- Gimme your cookies and no one will get hurt...
- "O.K., so what would you like for your last meal?"
- i will kill you ALL!!!!!!
- bum bum buuuuuummmmmm. Dixie Myers coming to get you.
- ok, no body move, im just here for the cheese
- Hand over ALL the doggie biscuits and no one gets hurt!
- gimme the biscuits or the carpet gets it!
- They'll never let me through the airport looking like this!
- Ocean's Boston Terrier
- I need my doggles!
- Watch out!! I am ninja terrier!!
- you don't know me ...but i am your worst nightmare...grrrr.....
- Just WAIT until I figure how to get this thing off!
- Give me all your liv'r treats and no one gets hurt.
- Badges! We don't need no stinkin Badges!
- we want the money LEBOWSKI!
- Son, you've got a panty on your head...
- "You talkin' to me? Huhh? Are you talkin' to ME?!"
- "Vee haff vays ov makink you talk!"
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- Operation Feline is underway to kidnap Norton, the little
- ...soon as Norton goes to sleep that %*** Woody is toast!
- Norton will never recognzie me in this disguies when I come
to get Woody!!!!
- After waiting to get her cute little Boston nose back after
that terrible incident with Woody, Dixie can't wait to take
the bandages off and see her new look.
- This is so hysterical, that I cannot even put a caption on
- I love her little belly boobs! :)
- OMG My boston's name is Dixie too!!!
- Can we please see Dixie's whole face ????!!!!
- OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG MY PUPPYS NAME IS DIXIE - SHES
CUTE! lol shes so awsome
- This photo is so cute and funny! Lol
- So very cute!
- This is a stitch! Dixie must be SO patient!
- I can't even think of a caption, I'm laughing too hard! Hahahah!!!!!