The Winning Caption
Licked by tester 99.
- French toastin'
- Lao Tzu say soft tongue overcome strong steel. Eventually...
- "Lick and Span" Detergent from BT Enterprises
- Worship takes on many forms.
- Bobby can taste it- the days of stainless are over. She only
hopes that the 70's palette doesn't return.
- Bobby is very appreciative of the Stainless Steel appliance
trend. The memories of Avocado Green and Harvest Gold are not
yet faint enough...
- Good Grief!! Hasn't anyone ever told you that you have to
lick the smell off of it before you send it to Goodwill???
- Here, Bobby exhibits animal magnetism: Dog to Toaster Oven
- Bobby is reduced to cleaning the appliances for her community
service for the "rug" incident.
- Bobby knows where her bread's toasted.
- Bobby just loves winning stuff on EBay
- breaking into the new market of stainless steel "refinishing"
was proving harder than Bobby anticipated
- Very funny guys. Who froze the toaster oven? Never tripple-dog
dare a dog.
- guess who's figured out which appliance melts cheese, crisps
bacon and melts the butter on bread?
- Bobby always liked the bed a little toasty.
- How many licks does it take to get the the center of a....
- You have to kiss many a toaster before you get some toast.
- This week on "One Sink to Live" Bobby cheats on the sink with
- The odd dog out of this trio, Bobby often had to survive on
the crumbs of love.
- Bobby started out in the industry doing kitchen appliance
love scenes, but soon moved on to after-school specials. "Don't
do drugs kids!"
- Bobby was a little confused when Momma said to "turn on the
- There must be a way to get this treat box to open.
- When the genie comes out my 3 wishes will be...
- but mom...can I go out to play when I am done with chores?
- I HATE having to do my chores ... lately cleaning the sink
has been too much. I hope toaster oven art doesn't become a
- Geeeez, how many appliances do I need to clean anyway??
- If you want it done right....
- where's the cream filling?
- Well, it smells like bacon, but it has a weird metallic aftertaste.
- I love crumbs!
- Oh, i love you toaster oven. You make me the best pizza.
- Hey, this smells like grilled cheese, but it doesn't taste
- Uh - I thought I was alone
- mmmmmmmmmmmm toasty...
- "I'm not kinding,I do thith... and then it gets shiny"
- Better than a brillo pad!
- It's almost clean enough to see my reflection...
- I wanted breakfast in bed, not the kitchen!
- If I keep licking will Pepito appear on my toast?
- An ode to my toaster : Toaster how do I love thee, let me
count the ways...
- A girl has to earn her kibble, but I think I almost feel shame.
Nope. Just gas.
- Bobby Dreams of Breakfast in Bed
- Bobby - the adrenalin junkie wondering if the "high" would
be better if the sink had water in it?
- I think I will forget my wallet every time I go out to eat!
- Hmmm, I've seen chicken come out of here, but this doesnt
taste like chicken.
- maybe if i lick it, food will appear.
- tastes like toast.
- Cinderella, Cinderella! Clean the tosteroven! Clean the dishes!
Make the bed! I'm a guy for gosh sakes!!!
- Lick at 100 degrees for 20 minutes and then bake owner.
- ...where's the fridge?
- Is this thing turned on?
- I always have to "do" the dishes.
- Tongue twisting toaster licking good.
- aaa...ung is elting...
- Bobby's bringing sexy back.
- Taste like chicken!
- Halp! My tun is thtuck!
- Bobby loves heavy metal music so much he thinks it comes from
the toaster... Let's hope it's unplugged or he'll be part of
- A Boston's work is never done!
- Mmmmmmm! Tastes like chicken!
- Once again Bobby is used to determine what equipment has and
has not been used recently
- Dude, I asked my old man and he says you're crazy. If you
stick your tongue to a cold toaster oven, it'll stick!
- Bobby couldn't shy away from a triple dog dare so his tongue
got stuck on the toaster oven!
- "Move this crap off my bed!"
- I double dog dare you!
- It is my duty to see that everything is clean!
- ooooooo...(shiver),,,, chicken!
- "comn ahn ith nok hunny,,, unrn ahn da heak,,,ith old in eer"
- Bobby demonstrates nature's suction cups:Boston Tongues!
- Just cleaning up where you spilled the jelly.
- Where's my pizza .... damn machine ate it!!
- Mmm, toasty!
- Maybe if I lick it long enough it will open.
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toaster
- Bobby tells the metallic monster from outer space that this
is his bed and he has no intention of sharing.
- The New and Improved Boston Clean O Matic!!
- Ever since my Mom went back to work I have to make my own
- Do you have an appointment???
- 60 seconds to cheeseburger town. Wahey!
- Dis fing is a weally gud tongue warmer!
- You missed a spot!
- Who needs 409? Spit shine delux!!
- Mabe if I lick harder i will break through and get to the
- How many licks does it take to make this thing open?
- "mom, you missed a spot! "
- On cleaning day, Bobby begrudgingly volunteers to clean the
- Bobby understands that it takes a little spit and elbow grease
to get the job done.
- With the scarcity of good jobs in the marketplace Bobby resorts
to Toaster repair man to make ends meet
- Honey, I think it's time to fire the new maid!!
- Caught in the act Bobby quickly tries to come up with a good
excuse for his afternoon delight!!
- Oh my love, I've been waiting my whole life to meet you!
- I don't know why my humans get so excited about this "toaster
oven" thing.. it doesn't taste that good!
- I thoughth only thongues got thuck like thith?
- i already licked the sink clean...now i have to do the toaster
- only in THIS house does one have to share the spotlight with
- proof Bobby's parent's weren't actually following their low-fat
diet...what BT doesn't love bacon grease?
- Bobby loves the stove (aka "giver of warm and crusty bread")
- helf- my thoung's thuck!
- I thought this was supposed to be FAST food!
- Forget the sink!...This toaster has crumbs on top
- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........Tastes like chicken
- Tastes like chicken!
- Even Bobby gets into spring cleaning!!
- Mmmmm.. toast!
- Wonder how much she's paying me to clean her kitchen...
- Naughty Sink Art!
- Bobby, the CSI canine, examines the crime scene for edible
- Is it ready yet?
- Just think of the money you'll save on paper towels...........
- Wow, what a tongue! It's looking for a stray morsel.
- MMMMM, tastes like chicken
- if i clean up they will never know i was here
- I told you Bobby,never stick you tounge in tosters
- It worked on "A Christmas Story"
- Bobby never learned that you can't lick a hot toaster oven
- .."takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin'!"
- Ok we'll make a deal, you give me my burrito and I will not
- We know what happens when you touch your tongue to a frozen
poll, but what about a hot toater oven?
- give me my burrito and nobody gets hurt!
- snozzberries taste like snozzberries...
- Carpets...upholstery...toasters...hey, I'm easy.
- Spit shine!!!
- Okay magic Box....give me BACON!!!
- Bobby didn't realize that the toaster oven was recently stored
in the freezer....
- Poor Cinderbobby had to stay up all night cleaning dishes
because of his evil stepmom...
- Why not? I have licked everything else!
- Great, now I'm stuck here all day and I didn't bring my toaster
- Tastes like chicken...
- Hey what's this dad!
- "Ummm.. Mom?! Could you turn up the heat? It's so cold in
here that my tongue is stuck to the toaster oven!"
- you know, a dogs saliva is much cleaner than you think
- Smells like toast, sure doesn't taste good though!
- "In world news, Chinese appliance manufacturers are now hiring
Boston terriers to test for lead content."
- Well, if rubbing a lamp unleashes a genie, maybe licking this
thing will give me a bagel....
- Mah! We don't need a dishwasher anymore!
- Maybe if I rub the magic box, a cookie will appear...
- good thing i've been practicing toaster lifting all my life
- Eh. Not bad. The toaster tasted better. I love toast.
- Bobby doing his daily chore toward allowance.
- Popsicle Toest.
- Popsicle Toast.
- Chrome tastes better.
- MMMMMM..... It Tastes Like Chiken, no wait it tastes like
the tostar shroodle from the other morning.... no wait hold
the phone its its EGGO WAFFLES, let go my eggo
- Yum, my favorite! Pumpkin Spice!
- How does this thing open?????
- lick three times and the pizza will appear, lick three times
and the pizza will appear, ok who is the wise guy, there is
no pizza in there!!!!
- Ok who put the toaster oven in the freezer, not funny, my
tongue is stuck!!!!
- Ok Mom everything in the kitchen is clean
- Maybe some food fumes will fly out through the top.
- Tastes better when food comes out!
- Bobby has just read that Safe steps in food handling, cooking,
and storage are essential to avoiding food poisoning.
- Must lick every little bit of scent out.
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- See, Kipp, I can live dangerously, too!
- Soooooooooo Adorable
- Nice boston terrier, very pretty
- I love ur dogs they r so cute. keep it up!
- I give this one a R rating.
- I give this one a W rating. w = weird
- Hahahaha! I love it!
- This pic is cute