Teddy....wake up...I heard something!
- Dexter comes to realization that he may have given his Teddy
Shaken Bear Syndrome.
- Gulp, I think I swallowed the Squeaker.
- Mama said knock you out!
- I think my Teddy's button eye is slowly moving through my
- Let me get this straight...I chew he squeaks...I chew he squeaks...yea!
- It's when you look away that they attack.
- Wow, I have to learn to pace myself.
- dexter knew to look both ways before crossing the rug, unlike
poor teddy, mown down by a speeding hoover.
- Dexter, with worry in his eyes, mustered up the courage to
see if Teddy Bear really was OK...
- I see dead toys...
- one eye on the teddy, one eye checking who is coming 'round
the corner. It's called multi tasking, people!
- Ummmmm Teddy, are you gonna kep playin' with me or am I gonna
have to shake you up a bit?
- Dexter loves his bear skin rug!
- Dexter was extremely distressed when he couldn't keep "both"
eyes on the evil polar bear!
- When bath time rolls around Dexter makes like ET.
- should I be scuuurrrreedd
- What?!?! Not me.....the kid did it.
- Hey, Ruthie are you going shopping with me or what?
- ...don't...move...maybe they won't see us!
- Did you hear that?!?! I suggest we quickly find a safe place
to hide...on 3: 1...2...
- It was self defense , cried Dexter!
- I don't know what it is, but if it moves, I'm on it!
- we were just playing
- My mommy,sure does love me!
- Why does teddybear not respond to Dexter's love making? Dexter
- SQUEEK!! I ate the squeeker!
- ~~Oh No A Bear!!~~
- Don't move, and you don't get hurt....
- Dexter watches the bear with one eye and checks for intruders
with the other.
- OH I THINK MOMMY MAYBE MAD, I THINK I KILLED THE TEDDY!
- huh what the f... where r we
- I'm facing you but I can't see you...is this normal?
- Where's my bear?!!!
- Can I come?
- Oh my gosh, how am I going to explain this one to Mummy?
- That Teddy just twied to attack me!
- I think I swallowed the squeeker!
- "Honest Ma, I was just going to cuddle with him"
- Mom, I think I killed it!
- oh yea! that'll teach em' fer makin' me eyes like this! curse
- O.K. I take it back .. I'm sorry!!
- look im a gecko
- the bear says: DON'T LOOK AT'EM! HES GOT KILLER WALL EYES!!(thats
what happend to me.)
- Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
- WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!! One minute I'm snoozin' with my brother's
and sisters, next minute I'm wakin' up next to this white fuzzy
thing! Yur not my momma!! HELP ME!!! Get me OUTTA HERE!!!
- I need a nap after hunting teddy bear.
- And as Fuzzy Bear lay face-first down on the ground, Dexter
realized that the battle was truly over.
- Please don't ever leave me. You don't wanna know what happens
to bears who leave me ...
- Dexter listens carefully...that definately was the sound of
the 'tater chip bag rattling in the kitchen! We must make our
- Hi, I'm Chuckie. ...Wanna Play?
- I ain't gots no lazy eye. You crazy, fool.
- I'm watching you...
- Wuz it something I said?
- I'm just a little baby
- No I am not playing with teddy bears, do I look like a girl
- Thanks to his ambi-Dexterous vision, Dexter keeps White Bear
- Did it move?? Tell me....DID IT MOVE??
- Dexter says, "Bear! Don't move! I've got my eye on you!" Completely
& utterly ADORABLE!
- "Hey, check out my imitation of Clarus the Dog-Cow! I can
spin my right eye just like the beach ball!
- "Do you suppose this wobble-eye thing could get me on Letterman?"
- Are you sure that was catnip hidden in the bear?
- Im sorry mommy, I couldn't help myself.
- I don't know who knocked him over. It wasn't me.
- LOOK AT ME DO MY CAMELON POSE. SEE HOW I BLEND IN SO WELL??
- Dexter suddenly realises it will take practise to become a
Master of The Stink Eye.
- dexter rendered Teddy incapacitated with his 2 eyed Stink
- Will someone please cuddle with the Dexter? Pahleeese!
- oh no! my bear is not moving maybe i should shake it more!
- "I'm sorrrrry...is this yours?"
- Stink eye in training!
- "If he makes one more move. . .his innerds are mine!"
- By trying to keep an eye on two toys at once, just like Mom
said they would, Dexter's eyes got stuck that way.
- Do I look ok in this light?
- Dexter Damage takes down Powder Puff Fluff!
- Jeez, did I kill you? Hello, Matry, are you alive?
- Say Uncle.
- This brite sun is making my eyes googly! How about you? Hello...are
you there? Why aren't you talking to me? Hello..
- Dexter never believed it would happen, but it had...his face
had stuck like that.
- "One eye is on my teddy, the other eye is on you taking the
- On my GOD, I think its waking up!!!
- Which way did he go George...Which way did he go?
- Oh gosh...I hope he doesn't jump up and get me!
- Always keep one eye on the toy and one eye on the predator.
- Dexter has finally mastered two points..
- He went this way.. No he went that way... He went both ways....AGGGH!
- Please, think of the fur-children.
- I like to keep an eye on everything.
- I didn't try to kill him, honest!
- Did you just fart!!!!
- Oh no.....I think I killed him!!
- What bear? I didn't see anything!
- Boy, when they said staring into the sun would hurt my eyes
they weren't kidding!!!!
- He went that a way!!!
- What?!? Can't a guy just snuggle his bear in peace anymore???
- I love sunbeams!!!
- Betcha can't do this with YOUR eyes!
- As if a smushed nose wasn't enough...Dexter upgraded to the
wiggy eyes package available only on 2007 models of the BT Cruiser
- The end results when Dexter didn't quite make a turn when
racing after a ball- he sees the eye doctor tomorrow!
- I have a giant head too Teddy, but if I can do it... so can
- Dexter would never be the same... after... the *accident*.
- "No don't go toward the light!"
- Dexter: "We need an answer! 'Deal or No deal?!'"
- I've defeated the possessed chew toy. . .but not for long!
- Back up this is my teddy bear!
- "I know im cute mom.. but come on im not a pup anymore."
- Hey!! Where'd my bear go???
- I hope Teddy doesn't sunburn!
- Too late, Dexter realizes he's swallowed the squeaker.
- I see dead teddies
- Ever the conscientious watchdog, Dexter kept one eye on the
door and one on his Stuffie.
- Must keep an eye on both the toy and bacon simultaneously!
- Yes I will folow your comand master
- Hey!, Did that bear just move?
- I'm not looking at you...
- Which way did he go?
- Did he just fart?!?
- Oops, I think I swallowed a squeaker! Squeak!!!
- Did YOU do that?
- Which one is the real dog?
- I'll hug him and squeeze him and love and call him George!
- I'm the baby, gotta love me.
- the evil teddy is in my personal space!
- I can't believe i ate the whole thing!
- Marty Feldman reincarnated.
- I'm keeping my eye on you and one on the door
- Don't go near my toy!
- It's a toy...No, it's a bear...No, I really think it's a toy...I'm
- Must be related to Clarence the Cross-eyed Lion.
- Didja have a nice trip?
- OMG! They killed Kenny! Those (Bleep)!!
- Put your paws up and back away from the bear! I wanna see
- "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
- It wasn't me...!
- Didn't do it.. swear!
- He started it! --->
- I told you to stay down!
- "i see dead people
- With one eye I will watch fuzzy bear, and with the other I
will pretend I am still paying attention to my owner. Yes mommy,
I'm still listening!
- Did I just see that stuffed animal move?
- mums gunna be home soon and your gunna be in so much trouble
when she finds out what you did
- Dexter's first attempt at interrogation: "And where were you
on the evening of April 30th, 2007? Not talking,eh?"
- "Which way did he go, which way did he go."
- Who dat?
- As Dexter watched the last rays of sunlight spill through
the veranda window, it suddenly occured to him that Teddy did
not count as Dog's Best Friend.
- Hi, im Chuckie. ..Wanna play?
- You looking at me?
- Dexter knew he was going to the big house for teddy annihilation-would
there be bacon there?
- Dexter on the receiving end of Gooch's stink eye, is suitably
- He is the cutest thing EVER!!!
- Which cute, cuddly one is the stuffed animal?
- Oh Dexter Doodle is the cutest!!!
- I LOVE this precious little guy...you are blessed to have
him in your life!
- no caption, but just had to tell you how precious that picture
is. LOVE IT!
- the best
- aww this is my doggy!!!!! isnt he the cutest?... i love my
- so cute my friends dog
- Aww that is my friends puppy!! He is sooo cute!!
- Dexter...he's adorable!!
- I love it...
- what a precious, sweet little face he has!
- Looks like my dog lol
- its realy cute
- Now that's just precious!
- it is the cutest thing ever
- i love him!!!!!
- So Adorable
Great captions everyone!
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