Despite the incredible odds, Jazzy was determined to become the
world's greatest prop comic.
- As we prepare for descent, please make sure your rubber chickens
are in their upright and locked position.
- Rubber chickens "It gives you wings!!"
- Sadly, not all the migrating chickens will survive the difficult
journey back to their ancestral breeding grounds.
- ...Never should have told her Shamu was retiring...
- I just can't let her get to the other side of the road I'll
never see her again.
- Jazzy demonstrates how to catch Houdini's pet chicken.
- The Chicken Dance....Jazz edition!
- Why did the chicken cross the road? We'll never know...
- It's Jazzy's rubber chicken, acrobatics spectacularrrr!!
- Who wants Rubber Chicken Shots?! Don't you guys watch Surreal
Life Fame Games?
- HOW DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE LIVINGROOM?
- Where's my cape?
- Flying Jaws of Fury
- Air Snorty!
- And now for my final act......Levitation of the rubber chicken
attached to a Boston.
- flying chicken!
- I'll get you, my pretty, and your little chick, too!
- Darn, I thought the chicken would help me fly!!!
- Jazzy makes his debut as the male lead with the Boston Ballet
in "The Chicken's Red Shoes".
- Once again Jazzy saves her family from the Evil Chicken of
- And with just seconds to spare, Jazzy saved her family from
the renegade chicken.
- This IS a Foster Farms chicken!!
- Who said that puppies can't fly?!
- It's a bird, it's a plane, it's supper boston!
- there really is a flyin' rubber chicken!
- Look! Up in the sky! It'a Bird! It's a Plane! It's... Jazzy,
saving that chicken!!!
- Just as Dumbo needed a feather to fly, all Jazzy needed was
- It's a bird...AND a plane...IT'S SUPER DOG!
- SUPER BOSTON!!!!
- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope! It's a flying Jazzy!
- A Boston's take of the KFC the "lunch on the run" menu.
- Fog-Horn Leg-Horn meets Tasmanian Devil
- Jazzy got the chicken
- captain fantastic has nothing on me.. nor for that matter
does superman!! Kowabanga!!!
- Finger Licking Good
- She flys thru the air with the greatest of ease, the daring
young Jazzy on the flying trapeze.
- Haha you can't escape me!
- DOG TO THE RESCUE!!!!
- I will get you! I will get you! I will get you! I got you!
- i belive i can fly....
- air kill
- crow vs turkey vulture
- chicken-the new stress ball
- fASTER THAN A SPEEDING TRAIN IT'SUPER JAZZY!!!
- I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
- Does it lay eggs too?
- It's a bird, it's a plane... it's super Jazzy!
- YOU CAN PROTECT YOUR HOME FROM FLYING CHICKENS TOO IF YOU
HAD A BOSTON TERRIER.
- The real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
- "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky"
- Who says I can't fly?
- ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CHICKEN!
- BeasTech is developing a super-advanced army of Boston Ninja
Warriors! The evil rubber chicken empire is doomed!
- THIS is how the chicken crossed the road!!
- PITCH TO BARRY!!!!!!!!!!
- Jazzy was in the midst of finding out that featherless chickens
could indeed still fly!
- Look Ma, no hands!!
- nice try, chicken!
- Being the nurturer she is, Jazzy attempts to teach her rubber
chicken to fly.
- Fly, rubber chicken, fly!
- ...all this AND kryptonite has no effect on me. Super BT....away
- The flying rubber chicken met its'match with Jazzy, the bouncing
- Why Chickens can't fly
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Jazzy!!!
- Chicken...chicken...I smell chicken...It's CHICKEN!!!
- Its a rubber chicken, its a boston, no its Jazzy with a rubber
- Extra Extra....Jazzy saves rubber chicken fallen from the
- Now serving chicken on Air Jazzy!
- Maybe I can be like a chicken and fly.... Hey wait, aren't
chickens flightless birds???
- The mighty Jazzy sages the defenseless chicken with a single
- Oh! Intercepted by Jazzy at the last moment!
- "Faster than the speed of light....it's BOSTON."
- I don't know why the chicken crossed the road
- Super Pup!!!
- Flying puppy!!!
- FLYING JAZZY!!!!
- I am Super Jazzy! The evil chicken has been captured!
- After watching David Blain's magic, Jazzy shows off his levitation
- Boston, flight 2007, heading to Chicken Delight-now taking
- I'm Superman
- I'm not chicken!
- RE: Jazzy’s audition tape for the part of “dog” in Chicken
Run. The producers, as well as other chickens casted for the
part of “chickens”, are concerned that Jazzy appears to enjoy
biting chickens, and with such intensity too, that she was declined
- I love Chicken!!
- Chickens are no match for Jazzy as she catches them in mid-flight.
- Another chicken suicide averted
- WonderDog thought he was saving Sweet Miss Polly...alas...
- Superdog saves yet another helpless rubber chicken!
- Jumping for chicken!
- "I will save you !"
- Jazzy, Boston Astronaut, moments after leaving Earth's atomosphere.
- BT's spawn?? Looks like a salmon going upstream to me...
- dah, dum...dah, dum...dah, dum...dum, dum, dum, dum, dum,
- finally, Jazzy's owners know why the kids' toys never seem
to last long...
- Super Chicken...Ha I will show you.
- Jazzersize, yo.
- Jazzy thought to herself...I thought chickens couldn't fly!
- "And Jazzy snaches the chicken! Bostons Win! Bostons Win!
What an incredible game folks!"
- "Wow, you were right, I guess Jazzy doesn't have the Funky
- It's a plane!! It's a jet!!! No...no, IT'S SUPER BT! Faster
than a flying chicken . . .
- faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound
- Why did the chicken cross the room? To fly with Jazzy.
- Watch mom...no paws!
- And they say chickens can't fl
- Ain't no thang but a chicken wing.
- look, is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's a flying boston
- Who says dogs can't fly?
- Jazzy stops another chicken from flying the coup.
- "Left wing, chicken wing, it makes no difference to me." Woody
- come one come all! come see Jazzy the flying chicken eater!
- I Believe I can fly.....
- small claims court exhibit "a": Jazzy vs. The Anger Management
Clinic (fraud case)
- first the clowns- then the mimes...
- "...and the great white breaks the surface with it's prey
hopelessly gripped in its' teeth.."
- He shoots, he scores!
- It's a bird...it's a plane...No, It's SUPER JAZZY!
- When Chickens Fly, My Eye!
- Did you just call me a chicken? No you didn't!!!
- What? Umm.. no, im not eating a rubber chicken! Me and Chippy
here go WAY back, isnt that right chippy?
- look its a bird, no its an airplane, no its Jazzy the flying
- Jazzy the Magnificent demonstrates levitation using the magic
- Trying to fly away, were you? Not on my watch.
- Jazzy does the Flying Kabooky after the Flying Rubber Chicken
so he can't get away.
- UMMM. Taste like Chicken.
- I feel like chicken tonight!
- I'll fly on the wings of the chicken! And no man, or beastie,
will stop me!
- I feel like chicken tonight!!
- Captain Chicken was no match for Super Jazzy.
- Never underestimate the power of a rubber chicken to lift
- unbeknownst to his parents, Jazzy was a "sleeper" planted
by the Anti-Clown Society
- counter attack of the rubber chickens
- "Love that chicken from Popeyes"
- Jazzy as "Underdog" sings: Here I come to save the day!
- Jazzy tries to teach his friend Rubber Chicky to fly.
- Another innocent victim SAVED again by that wonderful new
hero SUPER BOSTON !
- Jazzy demonstrates the aerial rubber chicken manouever.
- dont panic ! i'll save you!
- faster than a speeding bullet
- If chickins can fly why can't I ?
- And it's a deep fly ball to left field!
- CATCH THAT CHICKEN!
- Hey dad wait! You forgot this rubber thing on the couch!
- It's raining chicks and I caught one!
- Take a plunge!!! save the duck..
- CHICKEN! JAZZY COMMANDS YOU TO COME BACK!!!!
- Red Chicken Gives You Wings!
- Jazzy realizes that she has discovered where Tinkerbell keeps
her "fairy dust"
- Jazzy suddenly questions whether chickens can fly.
- why the chicken didn't cross the road.
- Yes Chicken! --- No wait it's rubber!?! $$**&%!!!!
- Once again Jazzy fell for the helium in the chicken gag.
- Jazzy wondered how much longer she would have to hold this
pose for the photographer.
- When Jazzy grows up she wants to be a hood ornament.
- Bostons are known for their great abs.
- Ok, I got dinner, you bring dessert!
- Watch as the Great Jazzy defies gravity with his magic chicken.
- Always remember the chicken man.
- Who says Boston's can't fly? Just ask the chicken.
- The evil Mr. Clucks delights in blocking Jazzy's leaps.
- "if one feather helped dumbo fly, just think what a whole
chicken full could do" thought Jazz
- come on you silly liver nick nack. stop trying to commit suicide.
- Who needs a frisbee? A rubber chicken works just as well!
- Death to the rubber chicken.
- GOTCHA, you little bugger!!!!!!!!!
- Look up in the sky! its a bird, its a plane its super jazzy,
to save the day!!
- now thats take out chicken
- I'll get you my pretty.. and your little chicken too!
- up up and away
- I'm in ur house, eating ur chicken.
- Chicken Libre: saving chickens from slappy cats, without stretchy
- He may be slappin ur boston in ur houze, but he ain't slappin
ma chicken in ma houze!
- Oh my gosh, this is my Boston's favorite toy! She grabs it
by the neck and shakes it wildly. One year we bought her one
at Spencer's that had a high pitch squeal, it was an awful sound;
but it was a riot to watch!
- That is so FUNNY.
- that is sooooooooooo cooool!!!!!!!!! i wish my dog can do
- that is a wild & crazy photo.
- very cool and playful. it realy must like to play if he can
jump that high.
- How amazing!!!
- she is really funny and i would love my dog to be like that.
- crazy lil fellow
- I think the photo funny because It looks like she's saving
- check out this boston! man i thought my boston was rad but
this girl is far out!
Great captions everyone!
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