"What did the five fingers say to the face?" "Slap!"
- Until now I never really understood what a bitch slap was.
- Don't make me put my rings on!
- No matter what I do this bunny's ears won't stand up!
- Martha slaps Bunny for the comment about her flat nose. Stewie
has her back!
- Martha is keepin' her pimp paw strong!
- Martha.....YARD BOUNCER
- Oh no she dih'ent!
- As part of her transformation into a cat, Martha practices
her thwaps on unsuspecting victims.
- Momma said knock you out!
- Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow? Can you
throw em ore your shoulder like a continental soldier,,,,,Do
your ears hang low?????
- -You come over here right now and apologize to Stewie! -Owwwwwww
owwww, that's my ear!
- Next time you better have my money!!!
- Hold on Stewie I'll scratch your ear next!!!
- I should never have taken this job as Bunny's personal ear
- Everybody was kung fu fighting!
- Newsflash: Boxing Boston Battles Beagle
- And the amazing Martha sweeps across the field, leaving a
trail of batted ears and shocked faces in her wake.
- I'm tellin' ya, I can crop em' for you. It won't hurt a bit!
- NOBODY is in MY house, slappin' MY Boston...
- Bunny was often excluded for having eyes inside their sockets.
- The crowd looks on in horror as Bunny learns to Obey The Boston
- look at the size of the pimple on Bunny's face..it's monstorous
- How dare you bark at me that way!
- Martha: "Bunny, what do I ALWAYS tell you? You HAVE to wash
behind your ears!!"
- I demand satisfaction!
- Down goes Frazier!!!
- What did the paw say to the Beagle? "Slap!" "I'm Martha the
BT!" "You betta recognize!"
- I told you not to be fresh with me!!!
- Martha to Bunny... "Lemme get that for you."
- Oh YEAH!!! Ear-gasm
- Dang! You got alotta wax in your ear!
- ~~ Can You Hear Me Now?~~
- Dang! You got alotta wax in your ear!
- HA HA! Bunny has sunburn! Let's poke her!
- Give me back my bully stick remnant!!
- For the last time, will you shut up!
- Kilgore: A BEE A BEE! Martha: Don't move Bunny, I've got it.Bunny:
OOOHH, I can't look!
- Alone in the jungle the boston terrier hunts....like her ancestors
before her.....for a comfie place to rest!!
- KST watches in amazement as Martha bitch slaps Bunny the beagle.
- What are we gunna do today Martha? Huh? What are we going
to do today? We're gunna go rabbit hunting that's what were
- Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
- Yeah, yeah...riiiight there! That's the spot!
- Stewie: Mooom! Martha and Bunny are fighting again!!
- Hell hath no fury like a Boston scorned !
- You Idddioooott!
- Martha told bunny not to mess with stewie!!
- Can you here me now?
- A little more to the right.
- i love you doggy boy
- Martha: Hey! Bunny, come here I got a secret for you! Kilgore:
HEY!! Hey you guys no secrets!!
- Let go! I'm stuck!
- Don't you know how to speek to a lady???
- Hey look at me when I'm talking to you!!!
- I SAID.... LEGGO MY EGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Listen, Bunny. What happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas, Ya understand?
- Look Stewie, I told you she's had work done!
- "SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
- Stewie couldn't believe that Bunny had the nerve to comment
on Martha's new boyfriend.
- kilgore: SHE'S GOT YOUR EAR! SHE'S GOT YOUR EAR! martha: I'VE
GOT YOUR EAR! I'VE GOT YOUR EAR! bunny: I KNOW!!
- bunny--the mouse ran in your ear!
- "Bunny you got something on your fa... O my gosh!..that is
the biggest pimple i have ever seen!" stewie;"everybody run!!!"
- i'll let go of your ear when you say sorry for calling stewie
a girly dog!
- how dare you call my girlfriend a tramp!
- Dahlinks, how DARE you! Don't you know who I am? I am Zsa
- i told you the new line of body creams would work! no martha
they didn't! yes they toattaly did!!!
- I told you to stop looking at her!!
- That's it Rocky! Finish'm with a left hook!
- Holly cow!!!! My professional opinion Bunny, That needs to
be looked at by a vet.There is little I can do for you now
- Is that a tatoo behind your ear? Cool!
- You scratch my ear, I'll scratch yours.
- Hey, Do you know what I am? I am a Boston Terrier. You shall
bow when you see me!
- (Martha).. Yep, I am afraid so. Its a yeast infection. (Bunny)
Ewww! It's Painful (Stewie) I knew it, you have been cheating
on me! Good for nothing.. sorry sack.. it's over!
- They're will be no more of that, Bunny!
- Stewie gasped in amazement as "Martha the Magician" pulled
the cheese from Bunny's ear!
- MArtha: Hold very still Bunny, the Bee stinger is still in
your ear. Bunny: Get it out!!!!
- How dare you talk that way to a lady!
- Don't you ever call me that again!!
- Hold still and I promise I won't...
- Let me get that itch for you
- The first rule is don't talk about fight club!
- Here.. Let me scratch that for you.
- Yeah, it's a tick alright.
- Tag your it!
- BEE! Get the BEE!!!!
- Call me a BOXER will ya??? Well I will just BOX those ear
of yours, Bunny!
- I told u to back up!!
- You Bitch! I told you to stay away from my man!
- oh yeah....right there....thats the spot I can never quite
- Take that!!!Now That's for messing with my kid brother!!
- I told ya i'd slap yo face if you called me a boston terrorist
- Take that you hussy! Don't let me catch you messin with my
Stewie ever again!
- See you use the q-tip gently so you don't damage your eardrums
- I'm just as shocked as you Stewie! That ball is lodged real
tight in Bunny's ear.
- How many cookies ya' think she's got stuffed in here Stewie??!!
- Martha-You got a lil' something riiiight...there!
- Next time I will wash your mouth out with soap young man!
- Stewie-Just look at that folks the masked boston just BT slaped
bunny ears beagle, its a direct hit!!!!!
- You have a WIFE!!!
- The Boston Beagle team at Crane, Poole & Schmidt do not tolerate
sassiness or fleas.
- That's for messing with my man!!
- my, my what a strange gathering!
- MOMMY!! marthas picking on me again!
- bunny! c'mon! get that horrid looking ponytail down! uhg!
dont you know anything about style?
- kilgore! save me! marthas drunk again!
- There's about to be a...WHAT?!? Dog Fight!!
- Boston "Take that!" Japanese Chin "oooooh no he didn't!"
- Bitch, don't make me tell you again...
- I told you to have the money by today! Now are you going to
give me the money, or am I going to have to get mean?
- He's mine you hussy!
- Matha: hold still, Bunny, it's one of those biting flies!
Bunny: get it off, get it off!
- the dogs dont listen
- OK, young man, I said listen to me
- Put em' up...put em' up!
- AWW...I'm tellin' Martha!
- Friends, nobles, Bunny, Lend me your ears! No really, mine
are way too small.
- Hey c'mere Bunny I got a little joke for ya! "What did the
paw say to the face? SLAP!"
- You've got a little something...right there...got it!!!
- "That's what happens when you try to steal my man!"
- WIth that the rumble was on!
- UGH! You beagles never know when to be quiet! Can't you see
that Stewie is talking to me?
- "oh I'm telling mommy"said Kilgore Stewie Trout "you mean
boston" said Bunny the Beagle
- Bunny: "Yeah, right there, you always know exactly where that
itchy spot of mine is."
- Bunny: "Higher, higher. There, you've got it! Ahhhh...."
- Martha to Bunny: "Don't you flirt with my Stewie!" Stewie:
"But Martha, she's not my type!"
- woh! ive never seen so much ear wax in my life
- i knew i shouldn't have let u borrow my tennis ball! -SLAP-
- Tag! You're It!
- Don't you ever look at her like that again!
- Yeah, That's right Martha! Slap that beagle for badmouthing
- bunny is this good? no martha i still have an itch on my right
ear though asnd on my back. oh no bunny.
- Take that you B!*!
- By using light upward strokes you can really accentuate the
- Martha wanrned bunny not to push her buttons. She went so
far Martha just had to bitch-slap her!
- Bunny: THAT hert
- Stewie: "Cat-Fight!"
- Eyes off my woman!
- Keep your pimp hand strong.
- MMMMMMM, thank's Martha you are a great scratcher.
- Stop talking about my boyfriend like that!
- ooh, i love the new earrings! wherever did you get those?
- "Did I get the itch for ya??" Stewie-"Omg free scratchings?"
- *smack!* "Don't you talk about Stewie like that!!!"
- "Down goes Frazier; down goaes Frazier!"
- You Just Stop Picking On My Friend, ok?
- Now you just shut up and listen to me or I will box your ears
- Hey i think you got a booger in there. Here let me get it
out. eww i feel something!
- Hey-watch the ear!!!It wasn't me,I swear!!!It wasn't me!!!
- BOSTON TERRIERS RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Oh, Martha, you oughtn't have done THAT!
- Itchy scratchy...itchy itchy scratchy!
- Kilgore shows Bunny the true meaning of a slap fight.
- The little dog said Stop bothering me.SLAP!!!
- Shut your mouth little mister!!!!
- Yes! I think I see the cause of that popping sound in your
- higher...no,a bit lower-ohhhh yeah! right there!
- BOSTON SMACK DOWN!!!
- i love you baby!
- watch as martha the great attempts to magicly pull a kibble
out of bunny the beagles ear
- I told you tweezers would have been easier!!
- I told you to quit messing with me!
- *thwap* oooooooooowwwwwwwch!
- Stewie was apalled and Martha was harldy able to control her
automatic response to give Bunny the back of her paw after Bunny
inocently enough asked Martha if she had put on a few pounds
- Don't you try and mess with my friend, mister!
- I got u now!
- Spit it out! That's Stella's cheese lick!
- I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BEAGLE LET A DOG DOG DO THAT.LOL LOL LOL
- ha that is the funniest thing i have ever seen
- i love the boston's eyes! they just have so much expression
Great captions everyone!
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