Winning Caption: Excuse
me while I whip this out.
- Jester always believed in the "speak softly and carry a big
- No way! I've seen the comercial. You can't throw away MY Bobo!
- go ahead, pull my loofa.
- Hey Mom! Sorry I was gone so long, but it took me a while
to find you just the right present. And getting it home, let
me tell you!!!
- This doesn't taste like banana?!
- What? It's show and tell at my obedience school!
- I am NOT compensating
- New Year's resolution #1: floss more!
- "I didn't realize that you said we got another boy, not to
go and get your toy"
- So WHAT if my chew toy is longer than my body?!?
- Ok someone tell the weiner dog we found his BoBo.
- So that's what a toy looks like before the Boston tears it
- what do you mean they picked a dachshund to be in the commercial??!!
- Dude, this was totally worth running away for!
- Lost Dog posters- $20 Gas spent driving around looking for
dog- $84 Staying lost just long enough to get a new loofah dog
- "I once was lost, but now I'm found " Amazing Grace, indeed.
- Coach! We're down a run, put me in! Put me in!!!
- This X-ray won't hurt, right?
- I will have this unstuffed and de-squeekered in 7 minutes.
- Lookie lookie, I have a bobo too!
- They don't call me 'Jester' for nothin'!
- The PetSmart Dauschund has nothing on me!
- Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
- Grrr "Did I hear someone say Tug-o-war" Grrr
- you nick my toy, and you are dead dog, man.
- don't even try it!
- Woo hoo! Home at last!!!
- See, I can look just as cute as that Dachshund on the PetsMart
- All right. This is the fourth one of these buggers I've taken
down this afternoon. Where's the Oreos?
- I am so happy to be home!
- I have this toy and I'm not afraid to use it!! Soooooo. .
. Get outa my way!!!
- And here we see the hunter back with his fresh kill.
- I am waay better looking that that dog on the pet store commercials!
- Twenty bucks says I can fit this whole thing in my mouth!
- Hey baby. How's about you, me, and my big yellow widget go
have a drink some time?
- I'm bringin'my pal and I'm movin' in!
- What? Do I have something in my teeth?
- I know you aren't thinking about taking my loofa dog...I have
got my eye on you.
- "Momo I missed you while I was gone...but if you think you
getting this loofa dog from me you be CRAZY!"
- My Bobo is better than your Bobo, my Bobo's better than yours........
- Nobody move or the toy gets it!
- YOU may be bigger than me, I'll still get ya , grrr...
- I'm in so much trouble!
- Step away from my toy from Santa...step away!
- Hey...you wanna see me shake the stuffin' outta this one?
- I'm thinkin', if I twirl this toy around fast enough...will
I fly to the ceiling?
- i think this is a bit too big for me.
- " i am your father. "
- I brought this over to show you, isn't he beautiful,and so
sweet to me.
- I got it ... ... CHARGE!!!
- Jester is showing off his new christmas present by taking
a walk down the runway
- "There's no place like home--there's no place like home--there's
no place like home (especially with a new loofah dog!"
- OK Jester, sell it with your eyes!
- I wonder why that door stopped me back there? Oh well at least
I still have my toy.
- My friends always said that I had a big mouth.
- I'm sorry!!!! This WAS all they had left, will it do????
- Take 5 steps back and the hostage won't get hurt. I told you
I wanted "bacon flavored" treats, not "chicken" and now look
- Oh, did you want this?
- I wasn't really "missing" I was just honeymooning with Loofita
- "Say hello to my little friend."
- You cannot be serious, Jester does NOT play with yellow toys!
Blue only please, I'm a guy, remember!
- I brought my loofa-dog to block the draft from coming under
- Mphsmrmpsh Translation: Tastes like weiner dog.
- So if I swallow this thing it'll have puppies in my stomach?
- Put the money in the bag and the weiner doesn't get hurt.
- Jester has saved the beautiful princess from the evil Dr.
- Sure you microwaved this long enough?
- But Mom, I don't care about dental hygen! And it's only ONE
- I don't think this is gonna fit through the door.
- How many times do I have to tell you?! This was NOT the hot
dog I wanted!
- ...It was then that Jester realized that he had chewed more
than he could swallow...
- tug of war anyone!!! comeon.
- Which end is the sqeaker in?
- *oh how i wish i were an oscer myer weiner dog!
- Mmm. . . giant banana.
- The witch said she'd get me, ...and my little dog too!
- Sorry I was gone so long...I went shopping! See what I got!
- "MMmmMmMM MmMMMMm MMMMM mMmm mmmM!", said Jester
- Uh oh...I swear it didn't kill it!
- You mean it's not a banana?!
- Dish tashes lihk lemonsh!!!
- where's the cream filling in the center?
- what's wrong with having my toy?
- Come and get it!
- hot diggity.. Dog diggity.. ooh what you do to me ...
- What do you mean they've already cast the pet store commercial?
I haven't auditioned yet!
- I said I wanted a hot dog but my gosh I didn't know it was
going to be fuzzy and this big.And why is it yellow?
- If you wanted it you should of got up earlier!
- That door needs to be a little wider.
- He's my brother, he's not heavy!
- Loofa Looove!
- What do you mean my toy can't come with me to the vet?
- I told you I could carry it. Now move out of the way!
- toy? what toy?...oh, THIS toy???
- That weiner dog on the Petsmart commercials can eat his heart
- Jester says, "How's that?". Loofah says, "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
... that's the spot!"
- im hungry
- You were wondering what that noise was in the attic? Sheesh...I
need to teach YOU how to take care of these pests by yourself.
Now where are the Oreo's...
- Geez Mom, If I knew I'd get a new toy for being found, I'd
have been found sooner. I sure am glad to be home!!
- I am sorry. I guess I went too far with the interrogation.
Where the heck is Jack Bauer when you need him?
- I GOT MY BOBO !!!!
- I wonder what I'll get if I decide to go on the lam again?!
- Hey the wrapper lied! This is not lemon, it is clearly banana!
- Mommy, I found it!
- Look what the dog dragged in!!
- Mmm... tastes like chicken!
- See what I got for coming back home!!!! Mama loves me alot!!!!
- "say hello to my little friend"
- I'll show you who is pack leader around here....
- please, please no pupparazi!!
- I want to audition for the Petco commercial!
- what you lokkin at?!!!!!!
- touch my toy, feel my scratch.
- "what did i tell you?!?! no more toys until my mouth grows
- I know your glad to see me but this is ridiculous!!!!!
- just smile like nothing is happening and no one gets hurt!
- This banana has no taste!
- Size Matters!
- oops! there goes "little miss sunshine"
- Put down that camera or stretch is a goner
- ready to go to the pool mom
- We're ready to go now Mom.
- killed this for you!
- i was, uh, just getting this for you...yeah.
- Cool! I got lost and then get a new toy! Maybe I should get
lost more often!
- Cannibal Jester!
- Wuffs for 'unch?
- "There's no place like home, there's no place like home"
- I'm baaaack!!! Now who wants to play?
- My banana. MINE!
- What are you looking at?
- Tastes like chicken!
- I wasn't me.
- Yeah, Mom, I'm back. Sorry it took so long to find this big
yellow weiner dog thingy.
- maybe they'll ask me to do a petsmart commercial too... that
little dachaund looks like a hot mama!
- Help me hide this before Izzabella finds it missing!
- SOOO glad Jester is home! I thought this looked like him -
and THEN I saw the home page announcement!!!
- Eris had one of these too! It was her favorite, and she carried
- So very glad to hear that you were returned safe and sound!!
- Awesome ... He is back home!!!! Now that is a"Happy"
- jester is just adorable!
- Oh, this picture makes me tear up!! So glad this darling boy
is back with his mom, I can't even think of a caption except
- It is so wonderful to know Jester is safe at home!!!!!
- he is soooooooo cute
- this doggie is cute and funny! i love him
- my Boston loves his "BoBo" too
- This puppy is so cute and I love the yellow dog toy!!! I just
love this picture!!!
- so cute totally
- what a cutie!
Great captions everyone!
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