Only my hairdresser knows for sure.
- Well, I guess you would've found out sooner or later... I'm
smarter than you.
- Gilly's solution to a "Bad Ear Day"
- For just a $1.99 a minute Miss Cleo will tell you your future.
Please call the phone lines are now open.
- Get Hairapy!
- Calgon take me away
- I can't believe I broke both my ears.
- Nice try, Gilly. You still can't go in the women's sauna.
- No More Wire Hangers!!!
- What's that? You'll have to speak up -- I can't hear a thing!
- I'm gonna wash that dog right out of my hair!
- Yes, it is true, I get a little help from Grecian Formula.....
- are my eyebrows even?
- Step one.. Towel dry ears, Step two.. Apply Perk em up lotion,
Step three.. style as normal.
- yes I know....that blue dot means I`m a guy, cant boys look
- Gilly's practicing for a role on Stink Eye for the Straight
- Quick, Get my Royal Subjects for I have spotted a blemish!
- Being Handsome is such hard work, but it pays off!
- I'm ready for my close-up
- Gilligan, 1 hour before his exciting trip on the SS Minnow,
so he thought.
- Gilligan the Great. If he was so great, he should've saw his
own future on the SS Minnow.
- Puppy Dearest
- Darling I Vant to be alone...
- Yes, even swamis need facials now and again
- I said not until I have my makeup on !
- Eat your heart out baby.....
- two creams one sugar please, now let me put my game face on
- The things we girls go through to be beautiful...
- Dahling....Would you be a dear, and close the door on your
- Just five more minutes and I promise it's all yours.
- AHHHHH!!...A pimple!! I can't bare to look!...I'm Hideous!
- CAN'T A GIRL HAVE A LITTLE PRIVACY!
- Give me a treat and I can tell you your fortune.
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- Darling you are disturbing my beauty time
- Sigh... It isn't easy being this beautiful.
- Mess on the floor? No way, I've been in the bath the whole
- I told you an hour ago I'd be ready in a minute!
- Don't you people ever knock??
- Hold on! I don't have my face on yet!
- Welcome to the Boston Terrier Spa. I will be with you in just
- Move over Jessica Simpson! I have a better "over the shoulder"
- Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my close up
- I'm ready for my close-up, darling.
- "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
- Just a second, Dahling. I'm almost ready for my close-up.
- "What? Can't I have some beauty time to myself?"
- "I would like a little thing called PRIVACY!!!!!!!!"
- Don't hate because I'm beautiful
- Oh, darling! You MUST try this new anti-wrinkle cream! The
results have been astonishing! I mean, just look at me!
- I feel pretty, oh so pretty ...
- Because...I'm worth it!
- "Wait, mother, I'm doing my make-up for my date tonight. Do
you mind waiting?"
- "Girl, we've got work to do Pass me the paint and glue Perfect
isn't easy But it's me." (from Oliver & Company)
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
- If Joan Crawford had been a dog.
- OH! don't look i'm not ready yet.
- What's a turban?
- Dahling. .could you please close the door. .a girl needs her
- Please tell Scorsese he will have to wait five more minutes.
- If you think I look ravishing now, just wait until I've finished
my beauty regimine!
- Excuse me, but I'm not yet ready for my close-up!
- "Be a dahling and fetch my diamonds will you?"
- "I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and
bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight."
- Does my nose look to big?
- Darly, you don't think I got this beautiful over night?
- I thought the mud bath was included in the all day spa package?
- In four seconds I am throwing this off my head and eating
- Anybody seen my aftershave?
- Oh, my makeover hasen't even begun, and i'm beautiful!
- Come on guy's, can't you give a dog some PRIVACY?
- Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
- "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
- Metrosexual is the new "Pink"
- Ahh, have you ever heard of knocking?!
- I just adore a penthouse view, darling I love you, but give
me Park Avenue!!!!
- I can't help it if I'm beautiful.
- Chill the champagne, get the limo ready, I'm primping for
girls night out!
- Yes Darling?
- Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the Bostonest of them all?
- CAN I GET A LITTLE PRIVACY? ITS NOT EASY BEING THIS GORGEOUS
- It's a bad ears day, what can I say!
- Mom... I told you... I am NOT a princess!
- Just got my hair done... it's drying
- EXCUSE ME! A little privacy never hurt, I would never burst
in on YOU like this, ok maybe once, or twice or, 10 times
- Hello, and welcome to my breathing hour, In... Out... In...
Out.. In...-- OMIGOD! It's almost over!
- Look at me and my BAD self!
- You honestly think you can just TALK TO ME whenever?!?!
- I will now begin my mani/pedi after combing out my lucious
- STRETCH and 1... 2... 3... and 4... 5... 6...!
- Please, you may take pictures, BUT ABSOLUTELY !!!NO!!! autographs.
- Long Hot Bath: 10$ Mani/pedi: 20$ Being caught smooching yourself
on mirror: Pricele$$
- Now, I must find out if I should wear the short spy wig or
the long blonde wig.
- Go grab the silver and purple hairspray bottles in the cupboard
would you darling?
- Fine, I will perform your favorite song if you grab that hairbrush
as my mic!
- Pamper me mommy!!!
- Dahling... please... fetch me my brush and a nice cocktail...
- Please wait, I'll get the special massage oil and be with
you in a minute.
- I'm not ready for my closeup!
- Have you seen my OIL of OLAY?
- I'LL BE READY IN TEN MINUTES
- "Dahhhh-ling...to be pampered is just divine."
- Do you think I am SEXY, Well do you?
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
- valentines day is tomorrow!!!!!
- Swami BT??????????
- Don't hate me for being so beautiful!!!
- I Gilly, see your future, I see you feeding me plently of
- I am so beautiful!
- *Not Tonight Honey, I'm Washing My Hair*
- What do you mean my date just arrived. I have my nails and
hair to do yet!
- Dahling, can you fetch me my Chanel?
- Hello, d-a-h-hling, just give me a minute to get my make-up
- Dont know what to do with my hair
- "No, I can't go out. I am washing my hair on Saturday."
- Darling, could you get my robe.....
- I bet you say that to all the girls!
- These turby twists are great!
- The best part of bath time is when it's over...
- Aren't I beautiful????
- Great beauty is natural!
- What a day so many men so little time!!!
- Life is so hard when you are as beautiful as me!
- Out to dinner and drinks tonight with my favorite man
- Zsa Zsa has nothin' on me lovie! Eat your heart out!
- mon dieu, I am ravashing!
- ..and playing the role of mommy dearest is Gilligan
- L'Oreal. Because you're worth it
- Darling, I'm afraid this hairstyle just does not suit me at
- Really "Darling" I need my privacy!
- Hey you didn't think these good looks came without working
at it did you
- Mirror, Mirror...Hey! Could you knock next time, please?
- Gilly... are you done yet?!!! Come on ... youve been in there
- EXCUSE ME, I'M GETTING READY FOR WORK HERE!!!
- OK YOU CAUGHT ME I FORGOT TO LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!!
- I CAME IN HERE TO BE ALONE!!!
- MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL WHO IS THE MOST SPECIAL ONE OF
- CAN YOU HAND ME MY TOWEL NOW???
- WHAT? IT TAKES TIME TO LOOK THIS BEAUTIFUL!!
- You really think my naps alone keep me this beautiful?
- wat u lookin at fool
- and u thought a kangaroo was good for hair comershuls
- it takes a lot of work to be this beautiful!
- Well my stars, an interesting Beasty should have an interesting
hair-do! (Bugs Bunny reference)
- Please, please, tell me where you put the blow dryer?????
- I'am going to look so dang good after my facial!!!!
- excuse me! Can't you knock first?
- Stand up Boston.
- Posing for the camera?
- OH I DO HOPE THIS PERM TAKES. THESE EARS ARE JUST TO STRAIGHT
AND NOW FOR MY MANICURE.
- Honey, never take my picture while I'm getting beautiful.
- There's nothing better than a day at the spa.
- Well, the Skipper stole my hat and Ginger gave me this!
- That's right, I've got a hot date
- Mirror, mirror on the wall whos the finest of them all???
- I just got out of the shower...What do you want?
- Faaabulous darling, faaaabulous!
- Bad hair day!
- So, where did you say we're going?
- ...just another day at the spa
- Calgon, Take me away!
- YES DARLING, THIS SPA IS JUST THE DOG DIGGTY!!!
- IF you don't quit bothering me it's going to take much longer...and
were already late......just a few more minuntes
- Gotta be perfect!
- WHAT A DIVA !!!!!!!!
- Listen - I'm not going to be ready for AT LEAST a half hour.
I've still got to dry my hair!
- "Dahling, can you get my nail clipper?"
- Excuse me, but I paid for the PRIVATE spa day...
- great, my owner's going through a wegman phase so i get to
wear a stupid turban
- ...MAKEUP!!!! And where's my @#%Y latte!!!
- Damn paparrazzi- go bother Brangelina
- dahling, I vant to be alone
- It's hell being beautiful
- Dahling, don't disturb me-I'm channeling Gloria Swanson
- ain' I just Beatiful
- I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
- You didnt think beeing this cute just came naturally did you??
- Don't hate me because I am beautiful!!!!
- Caught again -- I just looooove my face! I am beautiful!
- So many men so little time!
- I FEEL PRETTY...OH SOOO PRETTY..!
- I've just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it.
- It's not easy being queen!
- Hey,what does a girl have to do to get some privacy around
- Zsa Zsa, Darling (sigh), go fetch my night cream.
- Da'ling do you think I need more nose polish?
- "Mirror-Mirror, on the wall, which Boston is the fairest of
- Don't hate me because I am beautiful!
- I recommend Clairol Herbal Essences hair color. It has no
ammonia and vitamin E to nourish your hair.
- Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'!
- Diamonds are a girls best friend!
- Gilly, gorgeous Gilly!
- Does this towel make me look fat???
- I'm too sexy for my towel! So sexy it hurts!!
- It's the latest style in Paris!
- Now, you said all the gray would be gone, yes?
- Mama said they would be days like this.
- hey no photos while i am operating ... ok just one since i
- If you'd buy the 3-way mirror so that I could check my hair
in the back, then I wouldn't have to wear this turban!
- Excuse me! I'm doing my girl stuff. You know, hair.
- Do you mind? A diva has got to dress !!
- Of course I used up all the hot water - I was washing my HAIR.
- I hope you've come to do my nails, dahling.
- when is my massage?
- I haven't put my face on yet!!
- Darling, I still have to put my make-up on before we can go
- SHUT THE *&**& DOOR!!!
- Ok, now that you've taken he picture, can you get this thing
off my head... I do enough work during the day...
- Yes Darling, you look marvelous!
- Oh wait let me fix my hair.... is that good???
- Oh, the things we go through to be beautiful.
- Dahling, could you be a doll and hand me my rouge?
- Gilly loves her weekly Spa Treatments !
- Could somebody get me a cocktail
- A little privacy, please..
- Wire hangers!!!
- "Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful!"
- It takes time to be this beautiful!
- Only Lady Clairol knows for sure!!!
- gotta try again this is NOT the right look
- where is the hairdryer
- i am a pampered pup
- if only people could understand how important looks are
- CLOSE THE DOOR!!!i feel a draft!
- try SUNSILK!get furapy
- ooooh! who is that HANDSOM, HANDSOM puppy in the mirror you
ask...ME!ME!ME! I`m SOOOOOOOO proud!
- Go get mommy a martini, dear.
- I'm afraid they've overwaxed my lip!
- my hair is a mess
- Maybe if I give you "the look", will you LEAVE!!!???
- Momma, Does this hat make my butt look fat.
- I feel pretty,oh so pretty, just look at that face, it's to
- Gorgeous, darling. Just gorgeous.
- gads, my wrinkle cream seems to be working!
- aren't i pretty?
- who's that other dog?
- Now, pay attention, proper exfoliation is verrry important!
- don't hate me because im beautiful
- Kyan, Carson, Thom, Jai, and Ted face their toughest challenge
- Gilly hopes to become Alberto V05's next spokes dog.
- Gilly hopes to become L'Oreal's next spokes dog, because he's
- If you want to see stink eye, try photographing Gilly *before*
- arent i just to sex c for words...oops there goes the towel
- Oh dahling, isn't this turban fashion simply too thrilling?
- What? Havn't you seen a dog get a home spa tratment?
- aren't i gorgeous??
- Excuse me please, have you seen my brush?
- I'll show Kingston. This is how you keep your ears down so
your shadow doesn't scare people.
- What is Kingston doing in the hall? Oh no! Something's gone
wrong! The Kingston Signal!
- hmm....have i seen this somewhere before? look like she is
a fellow WOOFER!!!! hee hee!!!
- so darn adorable!!
- so cute
- awwww sooo cute!!
- This photo is so cute and funny!!
- LOVE IT, HE'S BEAUTIFUL..........
- His is so cute i have never seen anything like this SO CUTE
- That dog is so cute!
Great captions everyone!
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