This is a good place for a stick up!
- I've done a lot of research, and have come to the conclusion
that it wasn't me.
- As an official "Buns of Steel" judge, I give you an aluminum.
- Time out stinks at my house.
- How the tables have turned!
- I love to lay on my bed made of human.
- Poor Lucy finds that her "gas karma" is coming back to haunt
- Placement is essential if you are going to blame it on the
- Ahhh! Air freshener that smells good!
- Lucy was up at the crack of dawn. Dawn was unavailable for
- This human needs to change his kibble.
- Revenge is a dish best served cold - and though denim. Boston
- Lucy denies having a crack addiction.
- These rectal exams are getting and weirder and weirder each
- Butts are surprisingly comfy!
- Sniff, sniff... do I know you?
- Dear Beastmistress: A Boston on someone's butt? Don't make
this too easy...
- The ever suggestible Lucy should not be allowed to watch South
Park at all- much less the Tiddlywinks episode.
- I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie!
- Lucy found the most padded spot in the apartment.
- Im confortable right where I am so don't move me.
- ergonomically correct sleeping apparatus now onsale for Boston
- Wow, that stinks. Can I roll in it? :)
- Hey, don't knock a DoubleWide until you have slept on one!
- Boston Terrier invents first orthopedic pillow designed specifically
- I like to rest my head between two pillows!
- The perfect Body pillow is a real body. Nothing else will
- The Best Pillow Ever
- Lucys secret identity: a hot dog lying between two buns.....
- Lucy in the poop shute!!
- God Dad! You KNEW I was back here. GEEZ, that was so bad it
makes my ears droop! Gross!
- Look Mom, it's twin pillows. They are heated too! Hey, Dad!!!
That was just gross!
- Don't knock it.. til you tried it!
- Who needs a Tempurpedic bed-this one molds to my body and
- please don't speak old toothless
- Very comfy...but about that smell!
- I really hope beans weren't for dinner.
- And they say I'm a gassy breed!!!
- She keeps blaming me for the gas. I think I found the source!!
- As Lucy was about to find out, her owner had a large meal
of beans with an extra side of beans.
- Cut the... I mean, say Cheese!
- "What's that smell?"
- Sigh... Monday's really "bum" me out!
- and they say mine smell bad!!
- don't you make fun of my butt pillow
- bun warmer
- She who smelt it dealt it !!!
- One false move and its over!
- this pillow smells like my farts.
- Lucy dreaded waking up at the ass crack of dawn...
- Long as they don't make a tootie I'll be fine.
- ~~This Cushion Has A Small Vibration Every Few Minutes~~
- Did this person just POOT....??? ARGH?
- dont fart
- I'm doing the new Boston LIP-osuction, I've lost 10 pounds
- Lucy lay comfortably as she tested out the new and improved
bean bag for bostons
- I'd go to sleep BUTT this pillow is too lumpy.
- Hey mom is this what they call a butt-head?
- no butts about it, i'm a little behind on my napping.
- I'm a puppy stopper!
- **PPPFFFFTTTTT**...... Do You Hear What I hear?
- Lucy waited patiently for another spritz of perfume...
- This is a comfy spot but boy does it stink!
- Lucy...you got some 'splanin to do!
- You haven't eaten any beans recently, have you?
- Does this Boston make my butt look big?
- An unsuspecting Lucy is about to experience "payback time!"
- Did you hear that?
- Hmmm...bean burros, or broccoli? Can't sniff that one out.
- Now I know what an airline flotation device smells like.
- **Butt Sniffer
- Paybacks are hell
- Double cheek warmers now on sale!
- Ahhh... TushCush!! And I better NEVER hear "Hoof Arted" directed
at me again!!
- What does GAS, mean?
- I sure hope he didn't have beans for dinner.
- Doc, can you remove this hideous growth from my chin?
- Ahh,this is the life...just please don't toot!
- I just love the smell of denim or ?? is that...???
- Lucy is demonstating the new and improved "butt mattress topper"
- The best seat in the house!
- These eyes can kill.
- Don't move dad, this spot fits me just right!
- I'm not worried, nobody can out-fart me!
- Lucy found the one place in the house heated by natural gas.
- Try out our new soothing warm Boston massage stones!
- sweet revenge!
- Bostons relly do always find the best seat in the house!!!
- Look Mom I Pooped A Boston!!!
- Now don't get cheeky!
- At last, I've whupped my human into submission - I'm Queen
of the Hill!!! so to speak...
- Ahhh...and this body pillow has paw warmers, too!
- Blame it on the human.
- Lucy's nick-name "Sweet cheeks" has a whole new meaning now!
- And he scolds ME for MY puppy-poots? Shoot - my ears used
to be straight before he let that last one fly...
- In sniffing the new human's butt to determine whether friend
or foe, superdog was gassed, knocking him out slowly. Egads
- superdog foiled again!
- What? Why are you laughing? WHAT????
- Lucy misunderstands the meaning of waking up at the crack
of Dawn (or Don). :)
- Please Lord let them have used "Beano" before dinner
- The newest way to lose weight....push ups with a boston weight!
- I like to walk on the wild side - who knows when this thing
- Lucy Lue and the Funky Bunch!!
- I love my new heated bed, except it smells kind of funky!**
- Ahhh....Smells like home.
- Lucy weighs the risk of the perfect pillow with the risk of
unfortunate bodily smells...
- Mmmm. Tastes like butt!
- Please tell me you didn't have beans for dinner!
- veryy comfy
- What do you mean this great new self heating bed i found is
- *poof* h-h-elp...dying fom poisenous gas.....
- my paws are between these two pillows!
- Make it rumble, Daddy.
- You're going to blame me for that one, aren't you?
- Did you feel that? Was it an earthquake? It must have cracked
the sewer line....
- DUDE! And they complain about my gas!
- Hey, I thought you said I get a prize if I lay here. Awww
man!! Not that kind of prize! Yuk!
- The smell might kill ya!
- When you're pooped, you're pooped!
- A poor-puppy's version of a sulphur spring bath...poot poot
- Mom would this be concedered a Butt-Head
- mmmm fabreeze!
- whew, what did u eat!
- Why pets kill their owners...
- If you take any pictures, I'll kill you.
- Don't you dare...
- please dont fart
- Why do they always ask the butcher for Boston Butt?
- As long as he doesn't fart- no one gets hurt!
- Lucy (smugly): yeah, I knew mine smelled worse than his...
- Their butts are sooooo big and their farts are soooo wimpy...
- BOSTON BUTT?!?
- one man's dangerous blast zone is another girl's favorite
- I coulda' sworn I heard a squeekie... I'll just wait for it
- If I lay here long enough I'll get a burst of warm air!
- When Lucy herd her owner say the famous line "r u wearing
space pant's, cuz ur butt is out of this world", She immmediately
jumped at the opportunity, but found out that gravity is enforced
with the space pants.
- Love makes strange bedfellows....
- Now you know why my nose is brown!!
- nice and warm but it kind of smells
- What is that odor?
- I got the mostest warmest and the mostest cushiest spot in
the whole wide world! Thanks Dad for sharin' your bum!
- Your bum is the place to be!
- Lucy stakes claim to the best seat in the house.
- pooped out
- Lucy thought this was a good spot for a nap till she remembered
had ate beans for dinner!!!!!!
- I saw this on a TV show once, and I have to admit, it's pretty
cozzy...plus my owner doesn't seem to mind!
- Sniffffff....Hmmmmm , Mom needs new air fresheners !
- eww man you thought my breath stunk take a wiff of this
- Lucy waited patiently for the 4pm eruption of "Old Faithful"
- I like Big Butts and I cannot lie!
- Welcome to my Rumpus room.
- I hope Dad didn't have the chili for lunch...
- You know I'm not sure why they call it the danger zone...to
me its the comfort zone.
- How many times have I told you the couch was min? Now I'm
laying here out of protest!!!
- ooh ahhh push it push it ahh work it babii ooh ooh uhh uhh
- Like the song goes, "Heaven, I'm In Heaven"
- who farted?
- Boy am I a stinker.
- Oh my god! please don't let me fall in!!
- Tonight's dinner: a delicious Boston Butt roast!
- Wow! Who knew that people butts smell good like ours!
- I will try to keep it under so we can enjoy fresh air.
- What? Be happy my nose is up in the air...
- Mommy had some good dinner...
- You think this is funny? Try it from my side!
- ahh! I love that smell!
- That's OK! If you Fart... I will surely Bite!
- Does this Boston make my butt look big?
- this is the 81 butt i have sniffed today. only 19 more to
- I better get paid for this......
- Lucy's Yoga Position of the Day: The Modified Downward Facing
- Hope he doesn't let one go, I've finally found a comfy spot!
- Lucy is bummed out 'cause Seamus and Mickey left her off the
BBQ Invite List.
It seems like this is a popular BT position!!! Bergamot &
Emrys both enjoy butt-napping too ;)
- my pooch does the same thing!
- My boston lays like that on me all the time.
- she looks like a puppy who would love anybody!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!
- I have a boston and she lays any where too lol
- Funny! Mine does this also.
- THATS TO FUNNY MY DOG DOES THE SAME
- She looks like my Boston.
- Lucy, you're not alone! Tank likes this position as much as
you seem to...and sometimes too much! Gotta be a Boston Terrier
- so cute
- thats so hilarious!!!
- OOOOOOOOHHH she looks just like my BT and does the same thing...love
- Awww that is so cute....does he do that all the time...
Great captions everyone!
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