Zachary waits anxiously for the Rescue Danes to pull him out of
- Come on in, the dirt is wonderful!
- Zachary's latest escape attempt was foiled by an untrustworthy
- I did it. I finally did it. I dug to the other side of the
world! Who knew it would look like someones underside?
- Yep, just as I thought, you're definately going to need new
shocks! And when was the last time you changed the oil????
- Look!! I dug to China. I can smell fried rice.
- Zachary's first attempt to tunnel his way out of prison ends
- I'm Zachary Duke and this is my beautiful wife, Marma.
- Ahh. So THIS is a "Pup Tent."
- Zachary is photographed by paparazzo as he practices for his
upcoming audition on Meerkat Manor.
- "You say WHAT is behind me? Right - like I'm falling for that
- Marmaduke, my good man, are you SPF 15 or 45?
- (sings) spider dog, spider dog, does whatever a spider dog
does! laps up water any size, itches fleas till they die...
watch out for spider dog!
- Zachary's just trying to get some shade, and ends up in the
middle of War of the Worlds!
- Am I in the Land of the Giants?!
- I'm glad I got here early..this is the best spot!
- Finally! The big oaf does something useful! I guess I'll let
- HEEELLLLLOOO! I NEED A KIDDIE POOL NOT A HOLE AND THE SHADE
OF THIS BIG DOG!
- I'm soooo thankful for BIG Dogs!
- Zachary now knows how Jack the Giant Killer felt.
- Yes, just as I suspected.You are a quart down on oil.
- Excuse me! You make a better door than a window. You are blocking
- Hide me until after they realize all the food is gone
- Alright, looks like you're about a quart low, and it's about
time for a new set of brake pads.
- You better not pee on me!
- One deep cool hole in the ground, Cost: fighting off that
yappy poodle. Great-dane umbrella, Priceless.
- I couldn't find the shade of a tree, so I settled for the
shade of my BFF.
- Zachary takes to the foxhole for the Great Dane Reconnaissance
- Heh heh...they'll never find me here...
- don't move! he can't see you if you don't move!
- thanks for the shade buddy
- The original Sphinx.
- Hey Pongo! Thanks for the shade!
- Inspired by shark week, Zachary does his best Jaws impersonation
- Soon the tunnel will be finished, and we shall escape under
- Don't move!! Whoever you are, just don't move!
- Anything you can do, I can do lower.
- If I stay still, they can't see me.
- I am going to China ....So there!
- Hey it's not raining where is that driping comming from???
- This hole is mine back off buddy!!!!
- I can SOOO see all of her boobs from this angle...
- "I'll play Luke, you play the AT AT!"
- Ahh dude....thanks for the shade. I was melting here!
- You wanna give me a hand here! China is a long way!
- Is that rain?
- Like a York Peppermint Patty...the cool dirt under my clean
white belly feels soooooooooo wonderful!
- Just a little more to the left and its perfect. I will have
all the shade I need...
- Shade!!! Thanks!!!
- It's much cooler down here.
- These playdates in the AZ heat are rought! Thankfully, I found
- I promise if I keep digging we will have some egg rolls and
lo mein in no time!!!
- Say Hello to my little friend...
- My shade Is being provided by and unlikely source, but hes
not doing a very good job..a little to the left buddy!
- Dude...I'm going to China. I'd invite you, but I dont think
- hurry help me dig to china!
- Tah Dah!!
- Wow..these Chinese dogs are really big! I should have stopped
digging hours ago!
- WHAT??? I'm getting all the weeds.
- Is this deep enough, boss? I can dig deeper if you want, boss.
Just tell me how deep you want it.
- Awww... don't let it step on u Zachary!
- Zachary just remembered why he loves his big friends on a
really hot day!
- If you pee, I'll bite.
- Thanks for the shade, dude!
- Standing in ones shadow has it perks.
- bet you can't do this
- oh no not again!
- "How much further boss?"
- Thanks for the shade Dude!!
- Haha! My hole! STAY OUT!
- Zachary is a very rare kind of Boston.....Hes half naked mole
- Thanx mate
- A little to the right, Marmaduke. Ahh, perfect. You're the
best sunscreen I've ever had.
- Hey, man, this gig as Marmaduke's new bodyguard is fantastic!
- Yes, darling, I'm adopted. The Danes took me in when I was
just a pup. They're great, those Danes.
- Marmaduke, dear, you are simply the best sunscreen I've ever
- Criss Angel & David Blaine have nothing on Zachary re-creating
the buried alive trick!
- I swear, that had better be rain I just felt!
- Hey Mom! I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa!
- What the??? Really, I don't know how this got here!!!!
- Don't sit, Don't sit, DON'T SIT!
- HELLO UP THERE! I COME FROM CHINA!
- Hey,give me a paw up I need help out of here Please give me
- What hole?
- Ok, now move a little bit more to your right...
- he only looks bigger than me because im in an 8 foot hole!
- How do I get myself into these situations?
- Do you think we'll make it do China by dinner time?
- Oh god, I hope he's not going to do what I think he's going
- Is there water in here
- if i dig a hole maybye ill have a better chance of not getting
- Zachary hates his boss; always on top of him at work.
- A little to the right, a little more...come on, there's still
a little sun on my chest, I'll burn!
- Hey, I found some shade at the dog park!
- A little to the left Larry.
- I love it when girls go commando.
- Shade and a view. Sweeeet.
- Really, Mom, I heard a squeak down here- just a few more feet,
- Zachary always hid his bones under the big dog statue.
- why big dogs come in handy evey so often....
- C'mon guys - I think I see China.
- A little to the left big guy...
- Okay. Now, move a little bit to the right..
- its a boston pee party
- quick sand, save me!
- Mom was right--if you dig far enough, you'll end up in China--where
they have HUGE people like me.
- Zachary tries to tunnel his way out of the "Land of Giant
- shade is cool, pee is not.... so don't even think about it!
- using his new landscaoing skills zachary had found a new way
to hide from the other dogs
- Hey, that's not lemonade!
- Boss! The great dane! the great dane!
- Zachary orders shade and then supersizes it.
- Look! Look! I bet you cant do that!
- A digging Boston is a happy Boston.
- "I going to prove that it's not just an old wives tail by
digging my way to China. By the way what's China?"
- Oh wait...right there...yep stay right there...I always knew
big dogs were good for something.
- (sings in opera voice) Do Re Me Fa So La De Do!
- Zachary is trying to explain to "The Boss" why he went to
the cops...hoping that he won't be buried alive.
- Just as little deeper and we'll make it to China!
- I have a rough life.
- yeah, can I get some water over here? the shade just isn't
cutting it for keeping me cool
- GAWD!! at last, China. . . no, wait. . . it's, it's Legopolis
!! ACK !
- Oh No That's Not Rain Drops!!!!
- Hey Buddy you snooze you loose!!!
- Ohhh what long legs you have!
- "Can you move a little more to your right, there is still
some sun in my eyes." - Zachary gets what Zachary wants! After
he convinced the cat to dig him a hole to lay in, he managed
to convince the neighbors dog to be his shade canopy!!
- Just another few feet and we're FREE!
- yeah i'm pretty sure this is where i buried it.......i really
didn't know you needed it
- Hey! Hows the weather up there?!
- Dig in big dog! We'll tunnel to the secret vault of cookies
and toys. Muahahahahahaa
- "The weather's fine down here !
- "Those stinky dog pits above make me want to dig a hole to
- Man, Kyla wasn't kidding when she said she'd bury me for tearing
up her yellow doggy toy!
- LOVE Zachary's tongue! No one can pant like a Boston...
- so cute
- what a cutie!!!!!!!
- What a smartie!
Great captions everyone!
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