This had better not go in the yearbook!
- Bananas rule. Pass it on.
- I don't know if you know this but I do have a girlfriend.
- None of my other toys have ever hugged back!
- One night stands never work out for me, they always want to
- What happens in VEGAS, stays in VEGAS!
- Is he gone? Is he gone yet?
- OMG...What do you mean you handcuffed your hands together
and lost the key?
- What do you mean I married him?
- Nine little monkeys jumpin' on a bed...One fell off and is
eatin' my head!
- Okay, this time you be the perp and put ME in a choke hold!
- Talk about a Kung Fu grip!!!
- Help, gasp, can't breathe. Ape... got me... took my ear, gasp...
- Mom, this makes me look fruity
- How many drinks... did I have last night??
- No No I am neutered, not gay
- Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like
this my mama said.
- Are you allowed to wear puple after Labor Day?????
- Nobody Move. I think there is something following me!
- Does this monkey make my butt look fat?
- Aston knows that he forgot his meds whenever Cheecho shows
- I'm gonna love you and squeeze you and hug you and kiss you
and call you George.
- Removed from his habitat, Pinky the Gorilla mistakes Aston
for a ripe banana...or a ripe mate--we may never know.
- Aston: Personally, pink gorilla scarves are so last season...sigh
- Come on Ash baby and give me some wild monkey love!
- ooo foood..... oh an the monkey
- mummy its scaring me!
- "ok lets get down to business.. an stop monkeying around"
- Hang on tight Chita, I'm swinging over to get Jane.
- And I thought that "monkey on your back" was just a phrase!
Help Me !!!!
- Get this monkey off my back, will ya?
- Mom what have you done to me!!!!!! Do I have to carry this
thing around forever?
- who does he think he is?
- Take my picture please, put in on your calander for July.
Just look how pretty I am.
- I have a monkey on my back and need doggie therapy!
- Aston, I gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!!!
- Geeeeez... talk about a monkey on your back!
- IT'S ALIVE!!!
- Help!!! I can't get this monkey off my back!
- That's it!!! No more tropical drinks for me!!!! You never
know who you're gonna pick up!!!!!
- Since trying to break his addiction to puppy treats, Aston
has had a monkey on his back.
- I think we may need to take a trip to the vet....suddenly
this pink growth appeared overnight.
- I don't know, she was just too clingy.
- Have you ever had one of those days, where you just cant shake
the monkey off your back.
- Will someone help me get this monkey off my back!
- Get this Flamin' monkey off my back?
- im just so like gourgous!
- Albatross around the neck , but a monkey... please .
- I don't know what this is, but it's hugging too hard!
- Wow, talk about having a monkey on your back!!!!
- What is this? This is the most wonderful thing ever! Soft,
fluffy, tender fur to chew!
- OK that is it somebody is going to find a nice suprise in
- "Get this crazy-looking beast off of me!" - Gary Gorilla
- What is this thing and why is it hugging me?!
- okay? can somebody tell me why i have a giant gorrila stuck
- Rehab anyone - I have to get this monkey off my back
- Help me Mommy! This thing smells funny.
- SOMEBODY,GET THIS PURPLE MONKEY OFF OF ME!!!!!
- The plague of pink apes is apon us!It's too late for me! Save
- Talk about having a monkey on your back... mine just had to
- There wasn't much the doctors could do for the BT. The rare
purple fuzzy monkey tumor had spread too far.
- OOOWEEEE PePe' Le Pew...I LooooVE you!
- Hey sexy!!!! Why are you cheating on me with that ugly monkey!!!
- get this monkey off my back its squeezeing my eyes out
- AAAAHHHH, The Deadly Purple Boa! It's squeezing my eyes out!!!
- Why do i feel like I have a monkey on my back?????
- Aston drank too much at the Annual Boston Tea Party and is
beginning to freak out now that he is seeing pink gorillas.
- Rehab, counseling, whatever it takes to get this monkey off
- The voices...they told me to wear him around my neck...
- Orangatan...I am your father...
- OK guys, jokes over! This isn't funny anymore! Guys?
- Don'cha wish your Boston was hot like me?
- Hi King Kong. Your new furstyle is...nice...
- I know what you did last summer...
- Pink is SO not your color!
- What do you mean WE? I'm returning you for store credit!
- What do you mean you're my long lost brother from Siberia?
- Guess what, Mommy! I can read!
- You REALLY need to shave!
- Rock the monkey!
- Ok (gasps for breath -) It may - have been - funny whe - n
it was a - puppy with a - 2 inch neck - width but now it - just
clogs - my circula - tion! ( Monkey lets go Aston lets go of
breath then faints.)
- I have heard of shocking pink . . . but this is ridiculous!
- Look Mom, Aston has a chunky monkey just like my blue one,only
thing different mine is blue his is pink.
- Oh My Gah! How can I ever get this monkey off of my back?
- GET OFF ME!
- I love you too monkey. Until, of coarse, I get bored an need
something to chew.
- The pink monkey seeks revenge for the numerous trails of stuffing
left by Aston.
- Santa, if I was bad please just leave me coal! Or a rabbid
animal! Anything but this guy!
- Can I PLEASE keep him, Mommy?
- Please. Stop giving me hickies.
- Hey now I look like Elton John from back in the 80's
- Monkey- "Psstt.. let me tell ya something!" Aston "What!?"
- Aston could have never imagined that the monkey on his back
- This is the worst bear hug I've ever gotten!!
- Bergamnt I'm gonna kill you for setting me up on this blind
- Love is all around you, Love is knocking at your door (by
- Aston finally understood the meaning of having a monkey on
- the cliche would apply here... "i've got a monkey on my back"
- everyones got a monkey on thier back
- Papparazzi capture superstar Aston as he enters the Betty
Ford clinic in an effort to get the monkey off his back.
- Aston: but I'm tellin' ya, Pinky, these interspecies relationships
NEVER work out!
- Ahhhh!!! He knows the sleeper hold!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- that can't get any sweeter than that!!!
- Jungle love... it's drivin me mad... it's makin me crazy...
- Aston attempts to channel Jane Goodall.
- Aston thought he was imagining things but there really WAS
a monkey on his back
- Hey, Hey, We're the Monkeys!! Aston wonders why he can't get
that tune out of his head.
- Help - I've attacked by a neon gorilla!
- "This is the latest in faux fur accessories; I just LOVE it
on the dog-walk in Milan!"
- Talk about having a monkey on your back - mine's hot pink.
This can't be good.....
- Help, there's a pink monkey on my back.
- I said I was attracted to blondes, not redheads.
- THE RESTRAINING ORDER HAS EXPIRED?!?
- Mr. Orangatan...I didn't know you had a nosering...
- It's true. Zac and Ashley ARE dating! It says it right there
on page 32!
- Um, Aston. I think you're reading it upside down.
- d...a...n...g...er...ous. d...o...n...o...t...t...ouch. wonder
what that does...
- Maybe doing this will cover up the rash on my neck.
- You're one of THEM! I just know it!
- I see...pink people.
- Wait a second...That wasn't kibble, was it?
- Boston rides! Only $2!
- Does this orangatan make me look fat?
- My hot date will be arriving any moment! Quick! Call MONKEY-B-GONE
and ask them how to fix this!
- Aston desperately tries to recall his self-defense training
about how to drop an attacker when grabbed from behind.
- don`t i look good...hm hm..SAY YES NOW...HE..HE..HE
- get this DARN thing OFF of ME yes thats O-F-F OFF of ME!!!!!!!!!
- I really hope you don't think that I am going to wear this
as my new coller.
- Ok, I get it. You like me - you really like me.
- Shh...try not to panic, but I think there's a pink monkey
- What schizophrenia feels like for a Boston.
- The vet said they had never seen a growth like that before....
- Drop the banana and step away and nobody will get hurt. Otherwise
I squeeze til your eyes pop out.
- Pweaze!!! Somebody make it STOP!!!!
- After Mr. Orangatan broke his leg, Aston had to help him get
to the doctor.
- Aston did a good job on the makeup for the actor playing King
Kong, except the only fake hair he could find was pink.
- How can I be on the worst dressed list?
- Think they'll recognize me with this pink boa that just happens
to have an orangatan attached to it?
- Aston has decided to become a guide dog for this blind orangatan.
- It's a mini conga line!
- "Do you like my Gorilla? Go Dogs,Go!"
- Suddenly, Aston realized that he wasn't the only one in the
- Ok somebody get this thing off me!!!!
- Ummmmmm, I'm not into monkey love!!!
- are you touching me? dont touch me! i said let go!
- I know you love me but, I can't breath!
- help ma!! he's strangling me!! ahhh! I told you purple monkeys
- Geez! I really gotta get this monkey off my back......
- If I DON'T MOVE MAYBE HE WON'T KISS ME!
- I often feel there's a monkey on my back?!?
- Oh hell no, I don't like you like THAT!
- "OOOHHH I can't seem to get this monkey off my back...OOOHHH
- *NEWS FLASH* A new type of crane has been designed to pick
up boston terriers. A a special feature, it looks like a pink
- Bob the orangatan is trying to teach Aston to slowdance, but
Aston refuses to learn.
- PRETTY PLEASE can I keep him? He's paper trained!
- Aston I have a boo-boo. Kiss it for me!
- Aston soon realized that he was on a different planet...The
Planet of the Apes!!!
- I think this monkey is just a little too attached to me.
- Of all the nerve! She's wearing the SAME OUTFIT!!
- Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched...?
- Geesh, its bad enough to have a monkey on your back.....why
does mine have to be magenta!
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT REAL MINK!!??
- where's Tarzan when I need him?
- I told you to never hug me here!
- is there something on my face?
- When Aston's body was found in the morning, the telling pink
hairs whispered that the Pink Monkey had struck again.
- Mom...I told you....I'm - allergic - to - perfume...cough...
- Live monkey scarves are all the rage in Boston.
- I swear this I heard you say SOMETHING!!
- I know that I'm cute and cuddly, but a pink ape. Come on!!
This is ridiclous.
- Is that a pistal in your pocket, or are you just glad to see
- After completing his 12 step program, Aston realizes that
he really DOES have a monkey on his back.
- After all the pre-fight hype about a quick de-stuffing, Ashton
realized with horror that the monkey had the upper hand..
- Get off me Gorilla. I'm not that kind of dog!
- Ma ... I got a funny looking tumor on my neck .... I could
use some help here ....
- When she said 'Let's Monkey Around,' I had OTHER things in
- Poor me!!!!!!!
- I like you, I like being with you, but there is a wall!
- Well I ain't the zookeeper nor Tarzan so don't call me a legend!
- Better watch out, baby who's back Don't look now, there's
a monkey on your back. says Aston singing George Michael
- The pink ape's puppy love for Aston goes too far
- Who let the ape's out? whoot! whoot! whoot! whoot!
- uhmm mom, i said I wanted a purple boa but this is ridiculous
- What? I have a what on my back?
- Hellooo, Sailor!
- Sorry, but I am more of a loner
- And the bosten fakes a quick bite to the left but is over
taken by monkey with a choker hold!
- This isn't what it looks like, Sassy! I swear!
- I thought Bergamot and I got that purple "snowball"
monkey off our back last month... and now it's back!!?? Guess
that's what happens when you quit cold turkey...
- So this is what that purple snowball thing was
- Pink snowballs, pink monkeys...what will they come up with
- That's definitely not a pink snowball on my shoulder.
- Aston realizes too late that Bergamot's pink sno ball is really
an alien egg!
- this is sooooooooooooo cute
- He is so cute! The picture is funny!
- He is the cute Number One Stunna!
- cute cute CUTE!!!
- absolutely fabulous
- that can't get any sweeter than that!!!
- LOVE THE PICTURES
- Hoo hoo hoo haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaaah!!
- OH MY GOD
Great captions everyone!
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