Winning Caption: ***Her name was Sassy...She was a showgirl...***

• Sassy just sits there quietly hoping for a rescue group.
• There are only 3 steps to finding Mr.Right 1.) climb on pool floaty 2.) get comfortable 3.) look sexy
• "Like sands through the hour glass.. these are the days of our lives..."
• "What?! No cupholder for my margarita?!"
• *!@#$%! All the freaking cabana boys disappear after Labor Day!
• Ahhhhh!This is sooo nice! I could chill here all summ...oh crap! It's september!
• Forget Snakes on a Plane, there's a dog in the mother f'ing pool!!!
• Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? Then contact sassy@matchbeast.com
• Guess what? I lost my job. But I don't care. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
• Hey I have an idea.. let's see who can throw the most dog biscuits into this thing! Really, it's good exercise and it can help you work on hand/eye coordination skills. Well??
• Hey, you kids! Get away from here! Don't come in and pee in my pool!
• grapes please...grapes please...I SAID BRING ME SOME GRRRAAAPPESSS
• This SO beats the kiddy pool!
  Sassy is relaxing on her raft while she wats for her doggie treat to float by.
• Sassy thinks, "I new I shouldn't of watched Titanic before I took my cruse"
• Wait i forgot my margreta!
• haaaa! i hope i don't get tan lines
• Yes, I'll have one of those pretty little drinks with the cute little umbrella, PLEASE???
• I think she's enjoying herself...
• "Hey, someone bring me one of those drinks with an umbrella in it!
• The winner of "Survival: Boston Island"
• Just "livin' the life" ...
• Poolboy, my daquiri is taking too long.
• Sassy sights Snoopy while on her Club Med vacation.
• Can someone please run off and mix me a margarita? I'm 99.9% parched out here.
• And here's one of me on The Love Boat, right before I met Tattoo.
• Miss AUGUST BOSTON!
• Wilson!WILSON!!!
• Sassy takes it well being the newest cast off on Boston Survivor.
• What happens in the groto staya in the groto!
• Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up!
• Sassy hears the roaring of the rapids downstream and begins to doubt this "bargain" raft was such a good idea after all.
• I'm on my way up to Boston to see some of my kin folks.
• I'm INNOCENT! I SWEAR!!!!
• Get me a pinacolata pierre! and make it quick =)
• Ummmm..... How do I excplain this? Ummmmm... Oh I know! The CAT made me do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Hi mom! Your home early! Whats that? Me? Ohhhhh I'm just...chill'n!
• Cillin' like a villan........
• "How long does a doggie have to wait to get some service around here?"
• Pity There us no swim up bar
• They say "no man is an island" sheesh... "no Boston is an island"!
• waitor yes i'd like a gin and tonic thanks
• The name says it all, boys
• Ha!Ha! Suckers! You can't get to me now!
• It's a dogs life alright! ahhh, this is nice!
• this is what i call stranded, i just got my coat done!
• Tis good to be the Queen!
• Where is that stinking bartender!!! Geeze, good humans are so hard to find!
• Sunscreen! Where is my sunscreen?
• Excuse me??? Where is my margarita?
• Can I have some help? I can't swim!
• Aww man I dropped the sunblock in!
• Ah thats a relief! Those heels were killing me!
• I think I left something in the oven...
• They just HAD to steal my floaties!
• This is a lot better than last years vacation to a desert island
• You know Bergamot, that really wasn't a litter box.
• Hey can you get me some fries?
• If I keep this up I can be in that new show California Bostons!
• Bergamot, you've been saying Marco for five hours and I'm STILL not going to say polo!
• Hey...could someone throw me the suncreen....and a margarita?
• Wow, water really IS bluer here!
• If you see any yellow water in here, yeah that was me.
• You can't make me go to school! You can't!
• "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty..."
• Yes, I am Queen of the Pool!!!!
• ah..labor day weekend...may it never end...hey where's my drink I ordered.
• Sassy is practicing for her debut on Boston "Survivor"!
• Where's the hunky pool-boy with the margaritas!
• If I had a cute bikini, that cute dog down the street would be all over me.
• Ahhh, this is the life!
• Yes, I see that your drowning...its hilarious!
• I thought this was a 3 hour tour
• OMG I found a little red island! I'll call it Boston Island and I'll be the president! My first rule is that everyone must refer to me as Your Always Right Never Wrong Founder of Boston Island Queeniness. And I AM due for a nice belly rub...
• I am Dr. Sassy, your new theripist. Now, how does this make you feel?
• I don't mean to say I told you so but...I told you so! Na na na na na (sticks toungue out)!
• Can someone help me off here? I'm missing The Suite Life of Fido and Sparky!
• Is my coctail ready yet?
• where is that cabana boy with my darn umbrella drink?
• Can someone bring me a margarita please!?
• Ahhh the dog days of summer! I'll take a pnut butter milk shake now!
• Where's my martini? You said there was going to be a wet bar...!
• Hey, where are my ladies at? Will some body PLEASE LET THE DOGS OUT!!!!
• Look out Jimmy Buffet! Sassy's taking over Margaritaville!
• Laid back and relaxin
• Sassy's the name, sunbathing is my game.
• I'm queen of the pool! all for me...ha ha ha ha
• life doesn't get any better than this.
• Sassy knew that just one of her SBD doggie farts would clear the decks and she could have the whole float to herself.
• Do you have any grey pupon??
• Yeah...I can doggy-paddle, but I'm conserving my energy!
• i'm just trying to get a tan!
• Garcon, bring me one of those drinks with the little umbrella please.
• Don't tell me YOU intend to get in here!
• Eat your heart out baby!
• Darling, please fetch me a drink...
• Alfred could you fetch me a milk bone?
• Where's Wilson?
• oh waiter, could you bring me mai tai please?
• Miffy, remind the pool boy to get my martini.
• This is really a dogs life.
• Rub-a-dub dub Sassies in a tub
• Dee plane Boss dee plane
• Excuse me but can't you see that I'm relaxing here?
• I've got this big floaty thing all to myslef! It's mine! All mine! Hey do you want to join me? NEVER! Now scram before you become my dinner!
• This is my favorite spot. . you may all worship me now.
• "Hey, I didn't know dog bowls floated!
• Gosh, what a dog's life!
• Please,please,pleeeeaaase take me home with you!!!
• Could I have my food delivered please?
• Do you have any Grey Poupon?
• 1 by 1 we were having some fun, right now in the sun........ Yes im just being a bun.
• WHO'S A DIVA ?
• Now why would they put me out here without paddles. How am I going to get out?
• Sassy FINALLY got the waterbed she always wanted!!
• anything less-would be uncivilized.
• What bubbles?....where?
• Sassy on Letterman, "Will it float?"
• "NOW THIS, IS A WATER BED!"
• Where's my Margarita?
• this was supposed to be a three hour tour. a three hour tour!
• Hey Honey! Where's that Margarita you promised me?!
• Sassy trying to work on the tan lines
• I shall take my martini presently, extra olives...
• Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirates life for me!
• ...a three hour tour.
• Yes, I'll take another cold one!
• Bring me a goblet with something cool to drink. Anyone have a fiddle?
• Oh Jeeves! Bring me my bon bons!
• The Owl and the pussycat went out to sea in a beautiful tropical float. Little did they know, but Sassy had stowed. Now Sassy has a feathery gloat.
• Yes, I ordered the liverwurst and cheddar ...
• Just waiting for my mom to come home from work.
• I would like a cheeseburger and a diet Sprite delivered to my floaty please.
• I want a pedicure and a manicure at 2 o'clock.
• Oh waiter, waiter! I'll take my martini here.
• Ah this is the life, now where are those humans with my lemonade???
• I thought this is a singles cruise!
• This is the life...now where's my caviar?
• "I know it's a long way back to boston, but a dog's gotta start somewhere".
• Humphries- Where is my Pina Colada?
• It's so entertaining to watch the two of them argue.
• Oh you kids today and your comfy pool toys...
• So I was like "Really." And she was like "Are you sure?" And I was like "Totally."
• Sassy outwitted, outplayed & outlasted them all. "Survivor: Inflatable Island"
• ohhhhhhhhhhhh there's nothing like a hot day in the sun
• Where's my fruity drink with the umbrella in it!
• Hey, someone throw me the suntan lotion, pleeezzzz
• It's a dogs life!
• Life is good
• Oh, the dog days of summer.
• Just takin it easy!
• I'm bringing sexy back.
• Just chilling!!
• Bring my Mai-Tai and I am sorry if you have to get wet to do it!
• I'm comin' Bosco!
• Cabana Boy...I'll take my drink with the little umbrella now!
• Guys...I think I'm sinking...guys?...uh guys?
• Life is good!
• Where is that cabana boy with my frozen drink?
• "waiter another drink please"
• Hey! This sure doesn't look like Roswell... "Captain, it appears our ship is landing in Hawaii!"
• Oh pool boy!!! I need something cool for my throat! can you bring me a salty dog please? Thanks dawling, there will be something special in your beach towel tonight!
• I"m too sexy for my pool!!!
• Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
• no shoes no shirts no problems
• "Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale ..."
• Go get me another martini...and make sure you give me THREE olives this time!
• dude, there's no water in my pool
• Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.
• Hey mom? When I asked for a water bed, this isn't what I had in mind.
• Wastin' away in again in Margaritaville....
• And they wanted me to live on a farm....
• Sassy has learned that this picture just landed her the lead role in "Survivor"-The BT story.

• Boy I sure could use Kayla's umbrella right about now.
• Yes, Bosco, I am watching! That's real good, son!
• "Bosco get down from there or you can't come swimming later!" Sassy yells at her little buddy Bosco
• When Kyla mentioned JAWS, Sassy headed for safer waters.
• Hey Kyla come on out from under that umbrella and get in the pool!!!

• WHAT A PRETTY GIRL! SHE DESERVES THE LAP OF LUXURY!
• awwwww relaxing
• Just TOO cute and "Sassy"!
• I love how the color of the raft sets of the color of the Boston.
• Pretty!

Great captions everyone!
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