| Winning Caption: Alee watched
and wondered...how come those other kids don't have to wear collars?
- So what exactly does this catapult thingy do?
- I'd better hurry...Conan will be back for his shorts any minute!
- I should have asked for a bigger codpiece...
- If I wait here long enough, one of my servants should arrive
to push me.
- OK, I've got the outfit. Now where to find a sword and shield...
- You push.... I'll jump and we'll see how far I can fly!
- But this little swing is just right... said alee...
- I LOST ALL OF MY SANDBAGS. I HOPE I DON'T GO TOO HIGH!!!
- The dog-a-pault, essential for any castle-seiging!
- The joys of being an only child
- Hmmm, I think his codpiece is bigger than mine...
- The Boston Terrier Fern...the latest craze in hanging baskets.
Perfect for front porch, patio etc. Warning: Feed Beggin Strips
instead of water for a happy, healthy plant.
- This is some kinda chastidy belt!
- Hey where's the on button????
- :::sigh::: damn humans
- Watch as Alee demonstrates how the ancient Roman Boston Terrier
catapult used to work. A weapon used in 556 b.c. meant to lick
- Won't someone come over here and give me an underdog?
- Don't worry! You will all get a turn to push me.
- Now what??
- Dude--I can make this thing go 360! watch me!
- I just don't know why mom won't let me play on the big swings.
I'm a big girl. I'm even potty trained, unlike the others on
these baby swings.
- Yes, its true, my mommy REALLY likes to baby me!
- Somebody give me a push so I can yell "Alee-oop!"
- I better get a *really* good treat for this, folks!
- look at me, i'm wearing sumo wrestling gear!
- So, whose leg do you have to hump to get a push around here?
- Alee kept a close watch while pooping the the warriors helmet.
- i love to swing!!
- Um...hello? A little help please!
- "Who says swings are for humans only."
- Aren't I a little big for this?
- A push, anyone...anyone...anyone
- oh well this is better than sitting in the corner!
- Hello? Anybody? Little help! Stranded . . .
- Wish I had my Fruit of the Looms...
- geez, what i won't do for a cookie...
- I'm ready, now put the camera down and give me a push!!
- Hellloooo will you quit laughing and get over here and push
- "Alright, now someone pass me a quarter so i can get
this thing going!!!"
- is someone gonna push me or what?
- can some one get over here and get me out?
- all i want is one push...
- "who wants to do the spider swing with me?"
- "Higher, higher! I wanna underdog!!"
- AAhhh... This is the life.
- What do you mean it's not my turn!
- I don't need this big plastic diaper
- Lend a puppy a paw?
- The cat did this, and i am not amused.
- where's my mommy?
- How do you make this thing GO?
- Man, this thing looks like a diaper! The things I put up with....
- Ok...well...gee, this isn't as fun as I thought it would
- C'mon, you wanted to bring me to the park, now push!!!!!
- "I really think you're carrying this empty nest syndrome
much too far!" Alee says to his human
- So where are Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn?
- Don't leave! I promise I won't make fun of you again! Pleeeasse!!
- Where is everyone when you need a push?
- Being a swinging single is overrated
- Just another day in Alee's swinging lifestyle
- Will somebody please give me a freakin push!!
- Hand me a beer
- Hello!!!!!! I'm still here!!!!
- Um... Can I get a push here?
- I feel sick..... too many sodas before going to Park
- They should have cushions
- higher mommy higher!!
- whos pushing me?
- Hey - What a great place to hang out!!
- I PRESENT -ALEE- PRINCESS OF THE PLAYGROUND-BEHOLD!
- MOM!!!? Can you push this thing?
- Hey, where'd everybody go?
- Don't leave me hangin'people!
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
- Umm, the swing stopped. Is anyone out there? Hellllo?
- Alee says..."One size fits all?"
- " I'm too sexy for this swing "
- this is your captain speaking-please put on your seatbelts-it's
gonna be a good ride!!
- You COULD push me instead of just standing there
- "I heard swings were fun, but this is a little boring."
- One is definitly the lonliest number on the playground.
- I hope nobody gives me an UnderDog. I really hate those.
- My agent really needs to get me better gigs.
- Hey -- are you going to just let me hang here - where'd everyone
- Hello? A little push here? Hey, where ya goin'? Hey, the car!
Where are ya goin' in the car? Come back! Hey! Dang, fell for
- "To bad my legs aren't long enough to go through the
- Boston in a basket!
- Ah yes, it's just pee and swing, pee and swing all the live
- UHH... Can I get someone to push me or something... I cant
- The boston, my friend, is swinging in the wind, the boston
is swinging in the wind....
- *sigh* i'm tired of just hanging around.
One more *burn* on poor Linus
from last week!
- Alee tries out Linus's favorite swing.
- A smart dog!
- how cute!!!!
Great captions everyone!
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