| Winning Caption: Keep your
friends close, but your squeeky toys closer.
- Young Nibbler listens carefully as Linus explains the dangers
- Admission to this yard is a toy .... no toy, no grass.
- OK buddy, you wanted a personal trainer, you got one. Now
I'm going to pick up this toy and run - you are going to chase
- No, I wouldn't say that that *collar* makes you look fat.
- Personally Linus, I think you should try going under the fence,
- Nibler is offering the sacrifical mouse to the God of the
patio, Linus, pleaseee don't eat me...
- Wow, you ate HOW many stuffed mice???
- No you may not play with my toys!
- Are you a real dog or a stuffed one?
- SHARE? I don't get the concept ... never heard of the word
... why would I want to share?
- Oh no! Linus sat on the cat!
- Always yield to a larger vehicle.
- Whoa!!, I think they overstuffed you!
- "Don't look at me like that Linus... I didn't take your
mouse. He walked over here all by himself"
- Dad, Was I adopted?
- what ya lookin at punk?
- Its not much, I know, but its my little bathroom. You can
have the corner wayyyy over there.
- I am the egg man -We are the egg men - I am the walrus
- Well, I thought I believed in Darwin.
- "Duuude....Linus you should seriously lay off the snausages
- Hey Nibbler does my but look big in this collar?
- I'm goin' for the gate. Cover me....
- I'll explain it again...YOU get a tail, and I get the toys!
- "Ummm...Linus? Have you thought about changing your diet
and exercise program?"
- I'm sorry you don't have a dolly. Maybe Santa doesn't love
- None for you... three for me.
- With a withering look, Nibbler let Linus know that size doesn't
- I don't care how big you are....these toys are mine and if
you think you might be gettin' one, you'll find out how I earned
- Honestly, does this fur make my butt look big?
- where did you come from.....don't remember bringing you out
from my toy box????
- Uh.....two words for you my friend...Jenny Craig!!
- Whachu talking about Willis?
- Can you tell the real from the toy animals?
- Linus, its all about kibble portion size. They don't call
me Nibbler for nothing, you know. How do you think I keep this
slim and trim figure?
- Hey Linus, ever thought about going on the low-carb doggie
- Go ahead,take a toy, I dare ya'!
- My! You're a BIG one arentcha?
- Go ahead.... make my day.
- Linus was a little nervous that Nibbler would confuse him
with the rest of the stuffed animals.
- Really, I think you'll like the Southbeach diet.
- I'll race you to the fence and back!
- Thats one big looking cat!
- Hey Linus...Do you think the grass is greener?...
- Age before beauty...
- C'mon, get up!! We'll have you shedding those pounds in no
- I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to touch even ONE of these toys!
- Gee, I really don't know what happened to your toys; but
these toys, over here by me, are mine!
- I thought harbor seals lived in the HARBOR!
- hey linus... i didnt recognize you from the back.. i thought
it was you.
- Nibbler was shocked to see his life partner in a comprimising
position with the local gardener Miguel Mouse!
- wanna chase some cats later?
- Linus is about to find out that "Nibbler" is just
the puppy pet name for "He Who Tears With Teeth".
- Hay what are you looking at big boy
- On the count of three, lets jump the fence!! READY!!!
- race ya!
- As soon as I get into my jammies these are sleeping with me!Got
- BACK OFF...BIG BOY
- keep your big paws off my toys!
- "Linus, YOu promised me you'd stop eating my toys, out
- "See, Nibbler, you'll never get up to your fighting weight,
like me, if you keep on nibbling at your food!"
- "You saved HOW MUCH on your car insurance?!"
- Don't even try it sucka...MY TOYS.
- Dog? Pillow? Dog? Pillow? ...
- Linus, I don't think this "Great Pumpkin" of yours
is gonna show!
- Just act natural...they'll never know!
- Ummm...exuse me, ur one extremely large boston terrier.
- Nibler learns what happens when you eat ALL your toys
- Hey dude, lay off the McDonalds!
- Hey Linus, slim down with a low fat stuffed animal diet.
- And they call ME Nibbler!
- And I suppose you want to eat MY toys! GET BACK!
- YOU ATE ALL YOUR TOYS!
- dude, i weigh as much as your tail...
- no way,i`m the one that raided the toy store
- How many treats did you eat?
- Don't even think about it, Linus...these are my chewies,
not yours, big boy! I got my eyeball on you.
- Dude, just try and play with my toys! I could take you!
- O.K. big guy. I had four toys here to begin with! Did you
- How many cats did you eat last week!
- Look, Im down to two toys and one blanket, back off!
- MOM, MOM hes trying to eat all my toys!!!
- You ATE the mailman?
- Not this time buddy!
- i'm not sharing
- Some friendly advice, just try nibbling.
- Nibbler and Linus displaying their best camera angles.
- that's right. i just got washed, waxed, buffed, and blown-dry.
i know i look pretty, but no need to stare!
- Back off slowly, and none of the toys will get hurt!
- On the left we see a steriod-free Boston...
- No, you can't play with my toys- you shouldn't have eaten
all of your own!
- "I hope he doesn't mistake me as one of his stuffed
- I've got my stuff ready to send the the hurrican victims.
How about you?
- No...you wouldn't eat me! Would you!?!?
- "Hey Fatty! You swallowed one of my stuffed animals!"
- Are you just going to SIT there?
- I bet you 5 dollars that you can't hurdle that fence!
- I don't care what you say Linus. Your'e not geting my security
blanket or toys no matter how much bigger than me that you are
- I'm not fat I'm big boned.
- "Yes Ohhh mighty JABBA THA PUP"
- "please, Dont eat me sir!"
- Don't mess with me tubby. All these toys are mine!!!
- These are all my toys! You touch them, and you're gonna pay!
- Its' mine fatty so back off!! Don't forget that I'M the big
dog around here!
- Okay big boy you're going to need to step away from the toys.
- Hey fatty, hey fatty... wanna donut? Huh... I bet you do you
fatty fat fat fathead!!!!!!!!!! Well you cant have one FATTY!!!
- What are you lookin' at chunky?!
- I don^t plan on playing with you till you pooper scoop this
- Hey chubba..are you going to sit there all day? I got out
all of my toys so we could play.
- Nibbler: Who's a big boy! Linus: Ha, ha. Real funny.
- Do you mind if I nibble at your ten year old toys, just a
- After successfully defending their family from the evil Christmas
mouse and Brown Bear, Nibbler and Linus stop to reflect on the
horror of what might have happened.
- awwwwwwwwwwwww...so cute
- cool, what kind of dog is the larger one?
- Adorable! I am dying to know what breed the other chubby dog
Great captions everyone!
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