• Young Nibbler listens carefully as Linus explains the dangers of overeating.
• Admission to this yard is a toy .... no toy, no grass.
• OK buddy, you wanted a personal trainer, you got one. Now I'm going to pick up this toy and run - you are going to chase me. MOVE!!
  
• No, I wouldn't say that that *collar* makes you look fat.
• Personally Linus, I think you should try going under the fence, not over.
  
• Nibler is offering the sacrifical mouse to the God of the patio, Linus, pleaseee don't eat me...
• Wow, you ate HOW many stuffed mice???
  
• No you may not play with my toys!
• Are you a real dog or a stuffed one?
• SHARE? I don't get the concept ... never heard of the word ... why would I want to share?
  
• Oh no! Linus sat on the cat!
• Always yield to a larger vehicle.
  
• Whoa!!, I think they overstuffed you!
  
• "Don't look at me like that Linus... I didn't take your mouse. He walked over here all by himself"
  
• Dad, Was I adopted?
  
• what ya lookin at punk?
• Its not much, I know, but its my little bathroom. You can have the corner wayyyy over there.
  
• I am the egg man -We are the egg men - I am the walrus
  
• Well, I thought I believed in Darwin.
  
• "Duuude....Linus you should seriously lay off the snausages man."
  
• Hey Nibbler does my but look big in this collar?
  
• I'm goin' for the gate. Cover me....
  
• I'll explain it again...YOU get a tail, and I get the toys!
• "Ummm...Linus? Have you thought about changing your diet and exercise program?"
  
• I'm sorry you don't have a dolly. Maybe Santa doesn't love you.
  
• None for you... three for me.
• With a withering look, Nibbler let Linus know that size doesn't matter.
  
• I don't care how big you are....these toys are mine and if you think you might be gettin' one, you'll find out how I earned my name.
• Honestly, does this fur make my butt look big?
• where did you come from.....don't remember bringing you out from my toy box????
• Uh.....two words for you my friend...Jenny Craig!!
  
• Whachu talking about Willis?
  
• Can you tell the real from the toy animals?
  
• Linus, its all about kibble portion size. They don't call me Nibbler for nothing, you know. How do you think I keep this slim and trim figure?
  
• Hey Linus, ever thought about going on the low-carb doggie food diet?
  
• Go ahead,take a toy, I dare ya'!
  
• My! You're a BIG one arentcha?
  
• Go ahead.... make my day.
  
• Linus was a little nervous that Nibbler would confuse him with the rest of the stuffed animals.
• Really, I think you'll like the Southbeach diet.
  
• I'll race you to the fence and back!
  
• Thats one big looking cat!
  
• Hey Linus...Do you think the grass is greener?...
• Age before beauty...
  
• C'mon, get up!! We'll have you shedding those pounds in no time!
  
• I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to touch even ONE of these toys!
  
• Gee, I really don't know what happened to your toys; but these toys, over here by me, are mine!
  
• I thought harbor seals lived in the HARBOR!
  
• hey linus... i didnt recognize you from the back.. i thought it was you.
  
• Nibbler was shocked to see his life partner in a comprimising position with the local gardener Miguel Mouse!
  
• wanna chase some cats later?
  
• Linus is about to find out that "Nibbler" is just the puppy pet name for "He Who Tears With Teeth".
  
• Hay what are you looking at big boy
  
• On the count of three, lets jump the fence!! READY!!!
  
• race ya!
  
• As soon as I get into my jammies these are sleeping with me!Got it?
  
• BACK OFF...BIG BOY
  
• keep your big paws off my toys!
  
• "Linus, YOu promised me you'd stop eating my toys, out with it!!!
  
• "See, Nibbler, you'll never get up to your fighting weight, like me, if you keep on nibbling at your food!"
  
• "You saved HOW MUCH on your car insurance?!"
  
• Don't even try it sucka...MY TOYS.
  
• Dog? Pillow? Dog? Pillow? ...
• Linus, I don't think this "Great Pumpkin" of yours is gonna show!
  
• Just act natural...they'll never know!
  
• Ummm...exuse me, ur one extremely large boston terrier.
  
• Nibler learns what happens when you eat ALL your toys
• Hey dude, lay off the McDonalds!
• Hey Linus, slim down with a low fat stuffed animal diet.
• And they call ME Nibbler!
• And I suppose you want to eat MY toys! GET BACK!
• YOU ATE ALL YOUR TOYS!
• dude, i weigh as much as your tail...
  
• no way,i`m the one that raided the toy store
  
• How many treats did you eat?
  
• Don't even think about it, Linus...these are my chewies, not yours, big boy! I got my eyeball on you.
  
• Dude, just try and play with my toys! I could take you!
  
• O.K. big guy. I had four toys here to begin with! Did you eat them???
  
• How many cats did you eat last week!
• Look, I’m down to two toys and one blanket, back off!
• MOM, MOM he’s trying to eat all my toys!!!
• You ATE the mailman?
• Not this time buddy!
• i'm not sharing
  
• Some friendly advice, just try nibbling.
  
• Nibbler and Linus displaying their best camera angles.
  
• that's right. i just got washed, waxed, buffed, and blown-dry. i know i look pretty, but no need to stare!
  
• Back off slowly, and none of the toys will get hurt!
  
• On the left we see a steriod-free Boston...
  
• No, you can't play with my toys- you shouldn't have eaten all of your own!
  
• "I hope he doesn't mistake me as one of his stuffed toys."
  
• I've got my stuff ready to send the the hurrican victims. How about you?
  
• No...you wouldn't eat me! Would you!?!?
  
• "Hey Fatty! You swallowed one of my stuffed animals!"
  
• Are you just going to SIT there?
  
• I bet you 5 dollars that you can't hurdle that fence!
  
• I don't care what you say Linus. Your'e not geting my security blanket or toys no matter how much bigger than me that you are
  
• I'm not fat I'm big boned.
  
• "Yes Ohhh mighty JABBA THA PUP"
  
• "please, Dont eat me sir!"
  
• Don't mess with me tubby. All these toys are mine!!!
• These are all my toys! You touch them, and you're gonna pay!
  
• Its' mine fatty so back off!! Don't forget that I'M the big dog around here!
  
• Okay big boy you're going to need to step away from the toys.
  
• Hey fatty, hey fatty... wanna donut? Huh... I bet you do you fatty fat fat fathead!!!!!!!!!! Well you cant have one FATTY!!!
  
• What are you lookin' at chunky?!
  
• I don^t plan on playing with you till you pooper scoop this yard Linus.
  
• Hey chubba..are you going to sit there all day? I got out all of my toys so we could play.
  
• Nibbler: Who's a big boy! Linus: Ha, ha. Real funny.
  
• Do you mind if I nibble at your ten year old toys, just a little?
  
• After successfully defending their family from the evil Christmas mouse and Brown Bear, Nibbler and Linus stop to reflect on the horror of what might have happened.
  
  

• awwwwwwwwwwwww...so cute
  
• cool, what kind of dog is the larger one?
  
• Adorable! I am dying to know what breed the other chubby dog is!!!???
  
• lol
  
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